Star Wars Captioning #75
A report from Chris Hanel, currently drunk on Turkey *hic*
I don't care what anyone says, you always come back to the classics. Sure, it sent off a near riot of 'pull my finger' jokes (which i've ALSO collected for your amusement), but it just pushed everyone to get more original. Enjoy the people that resisted the first impulse and came up with something a bit more on the unique side. (Oh yeah... Happy Thanksgiving!)
... here's the pick of the litter...
you are not leaving this house wearing such attire and with your
hair like that! I do not care what the latest fashion tips in
Cosmo said! This is unacceptable!
Lucas would never replace my voice with someone else"
by Master Aero
got something...no...no, not yet....its a lil over. . .there!
You got it!
by Dark Jedi Bishop
don't think you should be spending so much time with Han Whatshisname
. . ."
by Mykael Shone
be home 10 o'clock or I'll send a Garrison!
the ladies room is down that hall. It's the one marked interrogation
chamb..., er, I mean, conference room 4.
by Nerpine the Verpine
is the girl who made fun of my Halloween costume!"
touching you. I'm not tounching you. Heh, heh, heh."
times do I have to tell you-- if you use the starship, bring it
back with a full tank!"
the left one? Is that one a sticky bun?
by Duane Miller
want you to meet daddy's new... uh, "friend."
take sides against the family again... ever."
by Dan Brown
you!! A three-headed monkey!!!"
"I want to
know what happened to this photo's quality."
by Bowman Gavin
by Macaroni Penguin
I find your
lack of time-awarness dusturbing! How long were you out with that
Solo guy? I told you to be home by ten!
many times do I have to tell you, Leia? You put your left arm
in after you put your right arm in. Honestly, your brother got
it right on the first try. Leia: Yea, yea, I get it da..Vader.
by Handmaiden Bridget
are not a Hobbit. You can't have a second breakfast."
by Grand Admiral Jaxx
how you kids do that 'Sign of the Devil' thing at rock concerts?"
"No, hold it vertically." "Okay, I've got the outfit, the hand
signs...I think I'm ready for the Aerosmith concert!"
Prepare your men!" - - - "Uh, sir? I'm over here."
by Ajent Orenj
Diplomatic mission to Alderaan! Good one!!!!"
by Ajent Orenj
I am no longer
too frightened to tease a senator.
'Do not play
games with me, Your Highness! Unless you're talking about 'Scrabble'
I'm always up for a good game of 'Scrabble'!"
has an embarrasing moment as his mechanical arm freezes in place.
by Darth Lairdman
officer was in this scene?! Pan & Scan Sucks!
having this arguement. Not here, not now, not infront of the underling.
by Finn Dootric
getting a Dell!
by Darth Lucky
that ladyyyyyy...? WHO'S THAT LAY-DAH? Sexy ladyyyyyy... WHO'S
Man I feel
like I know you from somewhere....don't tell me! Let me guess?
I can't put my finger on it but I know....
by Jedi Duritz
Is it poor etiquette point with your pinky extended when taking
prisoners? Signed, Confussed Sith Lord
the Updated Widescreen version shows us that Darth Vader was actually
a Muppet, performed masterfully by Frank Oz disguised as an Imperial
by Some Canadian Geek
You snogged your brother!!"
by Ian Spendloff
by Grand Admiral Gary
(I have no idea why, i have no idea how, but
i read that and started busting up laughing. It makes absolutely
NO sense, but at that moment i found it amusing. Therefore, it's
published. Let the flame e-mails begin. -Ed)
Star Wars: Ultimate Edition takes a horrible turn as the Dark
Lord's fingertip whirs opens, revealing a hidden blaster and the
new theme song begins: "da,da,da,da,da the Sith Lord Gadget"
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