Star Wars Captioning #38
Ever since Luke and his friends set fire to those jawas everyones doing
Use the Hose Luke
by Carrie Bertwistle
by DAvid Lin
After messing up a fatal stunt, the stunt coordinators hose off Liam
Neeson's corpse, next week, disposing the evidance.
Beavis & Butthead's new job: Washing the stunt man! Washing the stunt
Han wishes he had not had those extra hot mega spicy chiles with his
by Ado Tain
Someone left a perfectly good burnt body here. It's a little burnt but
by Calson Etol
"Mr. Neeson, are you okay?!"
So this is how Palpatine saved Vader from the molten pit of lava.
"All right Liam, I know you never had to put up with this on 'The Stage'
but it's part of your contract"
NO NO Frank I said to water the LAWN, not Obi Wan!
by Emperor Palpatim
"I gotta fire Ray Park, He wasn't supposed to REALLY hit Gui-Gon!"
by Chew-Tobbaco The Wookie Monster
another Star Wars fan that saw ALL the Star Trek movies (burned himself)
by Darth Wan
Jedi chia pets require constant watering
I knew it go hot in tunisia, but this is outrageous!
by Coconut Boy
Ya see. If you keep 'em watered, they'll come back every year.
by Padawan Daroa
Lighting jawas for fun is no joke kids. When your through with your jawa,
hose it down and cover it with dirt.
by Jedi Maris
Qui Gon finally snapped and torched Jar Jar with Force lightning. He
didn't convert to the Dark side, though, cause it was a perfectly understandable
thing to do.
by Luka Naglic
Dude... you missed a spot.
by Darth Irid
Another example of the new "watersaber"
by Lau-ra Anu firstname.lastname@example.org
Good job Bill, but that's unleaded you're hosin him with.
by Darth Testines
"So, do you think if you water him enough, he'll mulitply?"
I'm sick of this! When are we going to get the shower fixed?
by A servant of the great Washu
Ehhh...This one doesn't even need a caption.
by Bobo Fett
It's a new technique to get us through the Actor's Guild strike: Instant
Actor. Just add water!
This is the reason why crew members should not get on George Lucas's
by Darth Garth
"We gotta tell Lucas to cut the 'Jar Jar Uses a Flamethrower scene' before
we loose a 25th actor!"
by Gua Pa Botom
Oh, yes, the Skywalker Ranch Jedi Trials were a cruel thing.
As TFN captions got more and more obscure some people combusted with
I'm not going to dignify this with a caption. . .
What REALLY happened during Ewan's "Toilet Diving" dream.....
by Lady Hyde
Damn shame...he was only one day away 'till retirement.
Hose Guy: If this is the dummy then who's getting burned in the fire?
Other Guy: Oh crap!
by Darth Ham
Man, I told Ewan to stop smoking.
by obiwan's girl
"We better hose off Ewan before the next take,George won't like it if
he smells Guiness on him."
Bill and Chuck foil George Lucas' attempts to burn the last remaining
copies of the "Star Wars Holiday Special".
by Darth Nader
Rudy from Survivor hoses down the ONLY crazed Jar Jar fan.
Master Yoda knew he shouldn't of left Larry, Moe, and Curly in charge
of the light sabres.
by The Third Sith
He came out of hyperspace too close to the planet.
by Rebel Against the Clinton Empire
Fireman: It's always the same. You young sith train years for Force Destuction
and then you go and misuse it.
by Tom Davies
Only you can prevent funeral bonfires from becoming forest fires
by Spineless Oaf
Half way through the funeral ceremony, Nubian firemen realized that Qui-Gon
wasn't really dead.
I didn't think we were actually going to use real lava in the lava pit
by Jade's Fire2003
Darth Firefighter- "Ha! Take that Jedi scum!"
And thus ended the life of ILM's head of pyrotechnics
by Clancy Clawson
Did Liam Neeson sign a health waver?
by Secret Sith 1138
Fireman: Geez! Why are you burning him for?? He didn't disappear, did
he? If they don't disappear, that means that they're trying to fake their
own death! Obi-Wan: Uh...where's Qui-Gon????
by Ben Maxwell
He's dead, Al. For crying out loud, let Qui-Gon's be Qui-Gon's!
by Steven Cavanagh
"All the women say that this guy is hot."
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