Star Wars Captioning #65
"You're going to have to come with us, Mr. Parker. We run the 'Clone
Saga' racket in this town now."
by Mr. Anderson
LEGO decided to go patriotic and threw a Spider-Man figure in with
the Clone Troopers for the "Red, White, and Blue" effect.
Spidey: "Have any of you guys seen the Green Goblin?" Clone Trooper:
"Man, we just came from the Star Wars set. You'll have to be more
specific than that."
by Stevey-Wan Kenobi
At first, Spider-Man was worried. Then he remembered how well troopers
do in battle.
"I hope your 'clone saga' doesn't suck as much as mine did."
by Amish Jedi Knight
"He's pretty odd for an Alpha-Plus. The rumor is that he accidentally
recieved a dose of alcohol during the cloning process." (from "Brave
by The Great Jek Porkins
BEWARE SPOILERS: This photograph from the upcoming ATTACK OF THE
CLONES is proof that the rumors that SPIDERMAN has replaced the
cameo originally set aside for N'SYNC. Thanks to Zack for the update!
by Cory Pacione
As an unexpected surprise to the public, both summer blockbusters
were filmed with "LEGO Movie Studio".
by Darth Gimpy
"This ain't no pajama party! Get out of those Underoos and put
on your amor!"
by Skid mark
Lucas: 4, Raimi: 1
by Frank McGuffen
"Something tells me we aren't looking for the same green goblin..."
by Reverend Hoo Doo
Oh no... not the Spider-Man "Clone Saga" again!!!
"Oh yeah? Well there's, like, 20 thousand of us... how much
web have you got up that sleeve?"
by Emperor Palpatim
"Ok, so which one of you is Ben Reilly?"
by Steve Nahra
The Mandalorian Mafia made Spidey a deal he could not refuse. .
by Nick Raymond
"My spidey sense isn't tingling ... these guys must be bad
"Are you the Blue Fairy?"
by JAMES STRAHA
[At a meeting of We Are Clones Anonymous] - Hi, my name is Spiderman.
I've been a clone for, well, all my life. Sort of. Actually, it's
Spider-Man finds himself in Republic custody after mistaking Yoda
for the Green Goblin.
by Darth Lairdman
One of these clones is not like the others...
LIMITED EDITION LEGO SPIDERMAN AVAILABLE WHEN YOU BUY FOUR CLONETROOPER
LEGOS! JUST SEND THE UPC CODE OF EACH LEGO CLONETROOPER'S PACKAGE
BY THE MAIL WITH $39.99 SHIPPING AND HANDLING!
"Alright, webhead... Mr. Lucas wasn't mad about the opening
date, but MERCHANDISING too!? Now you've gone too far."
Insert random horrible "Clone Saga" joke here...
Spider Man, Spider Man, kills clones like only a spider can...
"Where are the tall buildings when u need them?"
"Whaddaya mean pull your finger? We ain't got any fingers!"
by Kenya Starfligh
"Didn't Mr. Lucas warn you about using CG without his permission?
Now you have to learn the hard way..."
"...In the month of May clones will attack at the spider's
heart." -- Nostradamus
Spiderman: "Don't forget you're LEGO- That means 'one leg go here,
one leg go there'..."
by Pyro Sith
"I'm not the superhero you're looking for. My Spider-Sense gives
me power over weak minds."
by El Mariachi
"You've got two weeks... Then it's our turn. Understand?"
"Okay, for the last time I'm the REAL Spiderman. You're looking
for Ben Reiley."
by Nick Denney
Something was wrong at the convention. Spidey just couldn't place
by mad hc
Clone Trooper: "Tingle THIS!"
"No, seriously guys, the Scarlet Spider was the clone."
by Caleb Armstrong
Johnny's LEGO Collection: Where "Lucas Arts" ends and "Marvel Comics"
by Jerad Bailey
"What?! Four Mysterios!?"
by Josh M
"What are you doing? Raimi... this movie has a plot or something.
Bruce, is that you behind that mask?"
Spidey: "OH GOD! NO MORE CLONES! PLEASE NO MORE CLONES!"
by Mike Marshall
"Come on guys LEGO of me!"
"Radioactive spider? Yeah, right. You expect US to believe
all that altered DNA stuff?"
Will Spider Man escape the Clonetroopers? Will he swing to safety
or resort to using the Force? Will the announcer realize that the
'60s are dead? Tune in next week. Same time, same web page.
Clonetroopers pledge allegiance to the true root of the Sith, Peter
by Vader Hater
"I mean, your costume is pretty dope and everything, but we
can't have you fighting in our army with that on."
by Juan Marquez
J. Jonah Jameson has found a new way to torture Spidey
by Eitan sosner
Toy Story III: Trouble in Lego Land
by Grandma Tarkin
"Where did J.J.J. get these goons?!?"
by Obi-wan Tednobi
Apparently adherents of some form of arachnid-worshipping cult...
"You think WE look stupid? We're not the ones with a circular
nub growing out of the top of our heads!"
"Um...George? Don't you think the audience will know that we used
Legos instead of real people?" "Shhh. No they won't. Keep filming."
by Mara Jade
Spidey: "Uh, yeah... I DO know what it's like to be one of
a million clones..."
"Legoland ain't big enough for all of us, webhead!!"
by vader rules
President Bush sent a secret agent to talk George Lucas into supporting
the cloning ban on humans. Lucas replied "Nuts!"
"No Spider-Man, it is a fair fight. We are all clones of the same
guy, so technically its not really 4 against 1, just consider us
by Darth n' Fresh
Oh yeah? Well, we MAY have fins on top of our hats, but atleast
we don't have some wierd pimple scar on the top of our skulls!
"Talk! or we'll pull your head off."
Oh what a tangled web we weave, when we try to compete with the
by Darth Mentos
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