Star Wars Captioning #11
"Nice helmet....Bugle boy?"
"Guy on left: "Dude it is going to take one gondo huge can opener to get
"Guy in middle: "So uh guys when we're done with David Prowse's dressing room
do you want to sneak into Carrie Fishers'?""
"Ooh, I got one! I got one! Guess who... Ahem... The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
from Chris Reed
guy on right: ok ok, it's my turn to be darth.
two other guys: but our five minutes not up yet
guy on right: fine then, i'll just play with these face masks
guy on right: how do you open these things any way???
from N. Wood
Star Wars movie writers put on their "Thinking caps" in the hopes to create
new money making scams..oops I mean movies.
"I am not only the President of the Helmet Club for Men, I am also a
from Chris C.
"Am out fit for every occasion."
Middle Guy: "Yes i do look quit stylish in this don't I?
Left Guy: "Do you think this accents my eyes?"
Right Guy: "Hey how come I don't get one!"
After watching the original Star Trek Lucas comes up with the idea that
dispensable ensigns worked for Kirk, maybe he could have dispensable
from Flynn Taggart
Middle Guy:.....and I said to George, he lets me call him that,
"George", I said "I don't care how much you pay me I'm not going to be
Guy on left: "Cool!"
Guy on right: "Can I wear a helmet??
WEEE ARE THE SITH KNIGHTS WHO SAAAAAYYYY "NI!"
"Now WE are the dork lords!"
"That's dark lords."
"He had it right the first time."
" Guys...if these don't get us chicks I don't know what will!"
After a day of shopping at the Darth Mall. (Get it? Maul? Mall? Awwww...nevermind)
A meeting of the Darth Helmet Fan Club.
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine."
"Lets rule Lucas and the Star Wars universe as father and son
"Does this helmet make me look fat?"
"I think I'll take the DX49 helmet model - but does it come in pink?"
from Sean Perkins
Guy on right: Get it off quick George Lucas is coming!
Guy on left: I hate it when he makes us do the stunt work!
Guy in middle: I can feel the Dark Side arising in me already
from Pastor Stephen J. Higgins
"So okay. We have al-l-l-l these extra Darths, and Lucas wants to
somehow recycle them for the new movies. Any suggestions?"
"How 'bout we just rename 'em? Ooh, I have a few ideas... What about
Maul... And Sidious! Yeah, those names sound cool!"
from Kirana Ti
Vader (out of nowhere)- "Who broke into my closet?"
from K. Knutson
"Hey guys, maybe with these helmets that bully won't take our lunch money
from Raptor 1484
"How are we going to fit the kid into one of these?"
from Keith Roberts
After the "He wouldn't mind if we tried one or two of them on" incedent
several of Lord Vader's personal tailors were never seen again.
"I may be biased, Serge, but we look FAAAABULOUS!!!"
from Darrell L. Walker
"So, what do you think he'll do when he finds out we're the ones who
"Hmmm? I don't know maybe...ack....can't breath!!"
from Garth Mayhew
"Man in the middle.- I've got an idea.. Spaceballs!!!!!"
from Alfredo Perez Fernandez
Luke and his close friends find themselves playing with his dad's work outfit,
when suddenly, the door unlocks.
"Uhhh uh huh huh. I'm like, your father and stuff... uh huh huh huh huh.
"Heh heh yeah, yeah. HHHOOOOO PAAAAA... heh heh heh heh."
from Rick Levine
"A sneak peek at Bill Gates latest techno fashions"
"So I says to him, I says, 'Darth baby, black is SO last week. If
you really want that promotion, you have to go with pastels. TRUST me.' So
you know what the buffoon did? He came right in the very next day for a new
fitting, and sent me all this because he said he didn't need it any more!
What an idiot! What a maroon! What a-ackkk.....*gasp*....gurgle......"
from John Myers
"All right...who gets to be Darth this time?"
A peek inside the cloak room of the 1st Annual Dark Lord Connvention
from Damien Wilson
Man on left: Now that Luke killed Vader, what are we going to do with
all these helmets?
Man on right: Go back into the past and make George McFly do what
ever we order him to?
Man on left: Nah...
Man in Middle: I got it! see this one in the middle of the table
towards me? you know what that is?
Man on right: It's no helmet, its a ashtray!
More lost footage from the "Behind The Magic CD": Larry, Darryl and Darryl's
screen test as Darth Vader, seen for the first time ever! Relive the movie as
you never knew it before...
The guys down at the Death Star laundry room take a few minutes to reflect on
"So, you see, this is all we really have to work with for the prequels."
"Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha Hahahahahahahahahahahahhhaahhahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!"
Middle Man: "Hey, guys? I can't get this thing off! Guys?" - the other two
begin laughing maniacally. The man in the middle laughs too, a single tear
trailing down his cheek.
Never-before-seen footage of Darth Vader screen tests, 1976.
The Jedi Council, before CG is added...
Employee #1: "George will be so proud when he gets back from that
convention in Australia and finds out how we've discovered the power of
the Dark Side!"
Employee #3: "Can I join?"
Employee #2: "Not until you force-grab us a few brewskies..."
Employee #3: "Won't they notice all the Vader masks missing?"
Employee #1: "Quiet! You'll ruin the tea party!!!"
from Brian "ObiWannaCracker" Haughwout
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