Star Wars Captioning #45
As the lone man rides into the sunset, the people of the small
town ask, who was the stranger that helped them out.
by Obi Von Mando
"Come with me if you want to live."
"And here's a picture of George riding the mechanical bull at that
bar on Tatooine." "HUZZAH!"
Anxious for extra funding, Lucasfilm merges with Outback Steakhouse.
by Merry Piglet
he does know that that thing doesn't move, right?
by Coconut Boy
"Hurry Rick, put another quarter in!"
by DT Carel of Elited.Net
"Jawa crossing? Are they nuts?"
It's amazing the things you can get at a Stormtrooper seizure auction.
by Wooko The dancing bibble
music in the background: " Rollin,Rollin,Rollin..."
by Dark Lord
"Ride to live, live to ride!"
by Edmund Campion
"What does this button do...?"
by Jedi Gribble
Darklighter is now ready to attempt to jump Beggar's Canyon. He
has been obsessed with jumping the canyon ever since his last attempt
failed when his emergency chute opened prematurely.
The newest addition to Skywalker Ranch: Bucking Speeder Bikes.
"Mr. Lucas.. we know how much you loved your tauntaun... but it's
time to let go."
by Randall Flagg
It appears even Star Wars has its rednecks...
by Pyro Sith
Lucas: "Vroom Vroom" Crew member: "Uhm, somebody get George OUT
of the sun!"
The Indiana George Chronicles
by david low
During his "mid-life crisis" years, Obi-Wan Kenobi was simply refered
to as "Swoop-Man."
by Darth Me
ZZ Top's career ended when someone stole the wheels off their bikes.
"I wasshnt shpeeedin offica! " "Right! Step off the bike and keep
your hands up!"
by Martial law
Thank goodness Lucas overcame his Willie Nelson phase quickly.
by Chad Evans
YEEHAW! Lets go and round up those banthas!
What do you mean I ran over an ewok?
Wow!A DorkBikey 2000! Can I have it Mom? Can I?
The newest biker gang: The Tusken Raiders
Lets see if anyone well notice that we replaced the real pilot
of the speeder with a hillbilly!
by Darth Loopy
In a fit of heatstroke maddness, Lucas thinks he is Indiana Jones
trapped in a Star Wars universe and tries to make his escape!
by Darth Sillious
An aged Indiana Jones breaks onto the Episode II set!
Waaaaaaait a minute! You don't look like a Bunker Scout!
by Mara Jade Skywalker
You know you're a redneck jedi when...
It's 300 kilometers to the city of Mos Eisly, I've got a full tank
of gas, it's very bright, and I'm riding a prop. Hit it.
Between sets at the famous Caesar's in Las Vegas, a very stoned
Willie Nelson inserted a quarter in the kiddie ride and waited patiently
for it to start...
"Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead."
Hey wait hunny, he's not Sirius Black from the Harry Potter Series!
Its that "Cool rider" from Grease but with better dress sense
by DJ Darth
George Lucas during his wild years before he found flanel.
by The Littlest StormTrooper
After years in hiding, George Lucas' evil twin brother Burt returns.
Man on speeder bike (Sings): ...Fire all of your blasters at once
and explode into spaaace!"
I would rather ride a Harley
by Winch Kafor
The Gilley's Saloon mechincal bull riding scene was eventually
cut out of Episode 1. Poor George never got to live his dream of
being an Urban Cowboy.
There are rumors that George Lucas is going to play Don Johnson's
role in the remake of "Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man"
by The joker
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