Star Wars Captioning #42
In the time before GL realized you could use repulsordrive on a
by Obi Anne
Quick! Change that tire! Racer X has to get back on the track!
"The pizzas here. Finally we eat."
by Jonathan Fisher
"Why did Anakin ask for his Hot Rod to be his coffin, I mean
this thing is bloody heavy!"
George's Worst Nightmare: All visual effects technology is wiped
from the earth, forcing the SW crew to make the speeder hover manually.
by pathetic jedi
How did THAT get in there?
by James Hook
Assistant Director: "So boys, should we trun this spare pod into
a hot tub or a craps table?"
by Jade's Fire2003
Disgruntled Episode II staff take turns keying George Lucas' car.
by DT Carel of Elited.net
Someone go and find Doug, this is the last time he gets away with
one of his "glue" jokes!!!!!
When a crew member dies, George doesn't settle for anything less
than the best coffin available.
by Jedi Bib
When Rick fliped the afterburner switch to show them this was a
WORKING hotrod, the four men in the back were instantly charred.
Some say George's giddy laughter could be heard around the studio.
The primitive beings decide that rather than looting the vehicle
and leaveing it there, they shoud just take it with them
by Ja-Was Rul
Unable to afford the exhorbitant Coruscant gas prices on a Padawan
salary, Anakin constantly had to have help carrying his speeder
by Randall Flagg
I guess our combined force powews STILL aren't strong enough to
move this thing.
Shot of the Jedi Council in "Star Wars Episode II: Gone In 60 Seconds"
by Exar Kun
Better send this to Area 51.
All the computers at ILM crashed one day, so in order to finish
the shot they had to start shaking the ship
"Would it help if I got out and pushed???" ... "It might!"
by Darth Denson
So we are supposed to all ride in this thing? What kind of clown
car is this anyway?
"Hey George, do you think any one will notice we just painted the
60's Batmobile yellow?"
Another Jedi frat party gone too far. Too drunk to use the force,
the brother decide to turn Anakin's speeder 90 degrees in its parking
space by hand.
by nick curto
The true way ILM gets the "hovering" effect: Lucasfilm interns
George, would you like to say grace?
Speeder shop class at Coruscant High
by Jedi Knight Ivyan
Hey I thought this thing was CG!
by Darth Sphincter
Angry rioters continued to overturn cars and wreak havoc in the
streets of Naboo after the Republic All Star Soccer team's rather
embarrassing loss to the Cuban National Team.
Hasbro designers meet during their lunch hour to determine where
to put the battery compartment on the first ship in their new "lifesize"
In a dramatic show of opposition to Supreme Chancellor Palpatine's
election, the Coruscant Cab Drivers' Union went on strike.
I'm gonna miss Jar Jar, is there a wake later?
by Darth Strip Mall
Gulliver's Travels gone bad
by Anthony the Hutt
So... um... anyone know where the gas cap is?
by Dan Brown
Hey, before we kill ourselves pushing this thing, are you sure
the parking break is off?
by Walt Frayne
As riots broke out at the premier of Episode 2, a bunch of Star
Trek fans tried to tip Mr McGregor's speeder
by Darth *Insert Scary Name*
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