Star Wars Captioning #57
"...and then we kick it up a notch! BAM!"
This needs a caption to be funny?
You know, there's just some things you wished you never saw...
this is one of them.
by Stranded in space
The Iron Chef can phone it in against this guy and still get a
by Darth Dave
Hmm... a picture that makes no sense whatesoever, has poor quality
and not many people recognize it. Oh God no! Not the Holiday Special!
My eyes have been soiled!! Run away!
Here we see LuLu has "kicked up" her stew one to many "notches"...
Four arms are really a necessity in cooking. Two to stir with,
one to add ingredients with, and the fourth for picking your nose.
by Jedi Master Bob
Oh, thanks a LOT! It took me years of intense therapy to forget
this ever happened! Now I have to start all over again!
Blood Alcohol Level Test 12: If this woman looks sexy, GOOD GOD,
STOP DRINKING NOW.
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
See what happens when you feed Julia Childs after mindnight!
Unfortunately, Emeril's new sitcom was canceled ...
by Grandma Tarkin
A sure sign that "Iron Chef" has gone downhill.
by Jar Jar Bites
Hey! She's not wearing a hair net!!
by Jade's Fire2003
"I have 2 more hands, you just don't wanna know where I put
Iron Chef Corellian boils the theme ingredient, baby tauntaun,
to get rid of the smell.
by Darth-Darth the Dancing Dog
In the distant future, George Foreman's great-great-great-great-great
-great grand daughter introduces "The Lean Mean Grilling Machine
"Hello, I'm Dartha Stewart and today we will be making a very
tasty meal out of a Gungan"
Welcome to Star Wars: Iron Chef, hosted by none other than, you
guessed it, William Shatner!
by Dude Maul
Pay no attention to the man in the kitchen!
by Emperor Dan
"That's good stuff . . . I garr--un-tee!"
by Darth Dave
"Bloody hell! Now which are carrot sticks and which is my severed
digit? How is anyone to keep track of twenty fingers, even without
dipping into (urp) the cooking sherry, anywho?"
by Alex Skywalker
"... then you add Bea Arthur singing, throw in some ugly, UGLY
Wookiees, and viola! You have a Christmas special! *sob* oh, God.
*sob* WHY DID MY CAREER CHOOSE THIS PLACE TO DIE?!?! *sob sob sob*"
And here we see Palpatine's mother cooking up some Ewok stew...
TFN staff having long run out of useable pictures results to taking
screen grabs from MST3K rejects.
by Black Sun
Jabba's head chef almost pukes when she learns who she's cooking
by The Littlest StormTrooper
I seriously hope this isn't an Episode II screenshot.
And now, back to Barfa Stewart.
Sadly, Mr. Lucas had to expel this CGI creature from the set. Luckly,
it replaced the Frugal Chef on PBS.
"So, now we're gonna kick it up a notch with some lumni-spice!
by Master Nick
Lucasfilm expands its horizons into television: the first to be
taken over was the Food Network.
by Jace Nylor
If the cook is green and vomiting, it HAS to be bad.
by Matt Stevenson
This picture is just too wrong to even TRY to caption it...
Arm number three believes mucus to be the secret ingredient to
Looks like Granny Palpatine is up to no good.
"You sneezed in the soup!? Jabba's gonna send you to the Rancor
by Jade's Fire2003
Little did Steve know, but he had finally been caught spitting
in the soup by "Caught At Work"
Next on The Iron Chef...the 4-armed lady of London!
by Mike Green
"Calamari? Oh dear. I thought you said Mon Calarmari ... and marinated
by Darth Penelope
Can't...watch... Holiday... Special... IT BURNS! IT BURNS!
The REAL reason why Emeril was canceled!
by Darth Dirt
"BAM! Whoa! Where'd these other two arms come from? Hey, this isn't
my recipe for soup!"
by Willy Jeff
The winner of "Intergalactic Iron Chef" got a lifetime gig as Jabba's
chef--although your "lifetime" depended on Jabba's whim.
by Captain EO
Ooooh, Greedo's cousin Greemo doesn't quite make the same delectible
drink, does he?
by Jedi Lincoln...Abraham Lincoln
Lucas wanted to cast the Swedish Chef for this part, but he was
too busy making "Muppets Take Manhattan" ...
by Princess Lobelia
OH DEAR GOD NO NOT THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL!!! OKAY I'LL TALK,THE BASE
IS ON YAVIN IV! JUST PLEASE TURN IT OFF!!
Four-way-crossover with "Whose Line Is It Anyway", "Willy
Wonka", and the "Grinch Star Wars Holiday Special"!
by Peter Tutham
Who can challenge the
by Darth Sethor
"Yes sir, Rrofessor Snape,
my potion is ready."
This is what the REAL
Martha Stewart looks like. The lady see on TV is just an actor.
I can't believe it! I'm
being replaced by a chef who's nothing but CGI.
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
Yes! Oprah is no longer
the most prominent woman in daytime TV (That is a woman, right?)
by Oprah Winfrey's manager
The top reason why i
refuse to eat other people's homemade cookies.
by Mr. Phlegm
Internet connection --
20 bucks. Bootleg copy of Star Wars Holiday Special -- 50 bucks.
Knowing 1 million TFN viewers threw up all over their computers
by Kenya Starflight
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