Give Bobo's nose back...ohh...wait it's "Attack of the Clones"...not
clowns. I get it.
by Emperoress Palpatine
"You feelin' lucky...Punk!"
by Dark Lord
Glurp and Gew play a nice game of Toss the Thermal Detonator
by Swin Agen
Ahh, dangit, not another Pikachu runt!
Mace Windu: "And I shall call him Mini-Me!"
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'Attack of the Clones'!?! What chu talkin' about Lucas?
by Eric Neville
Simon Says, Lift the ball above your head.Simon says levitate it.
Make it zoom towards me. You are too good at this my padawan.
by Alli Jinn
Armed with a normal-size thermal detonator, Jedi Padawan Gary Cole-Man
decides to turn to the Dark Side(either that or the South Side)
by Tim Piper
OH NO! A very tiny Unicron is attacking that child!
by Jedi Bib
"I choose you, Pikachu!"
Failing his test, a young Force-strong youth puts on his helmet
to drown out Jar Jar.
The young Jedi was forced to resort to desperate measure when his
Pok?ball refused to open...
by Callista Skywalker
Emmanuel Lewis, TV's "Webster", makes a cameo appearance in "Star
Wars - Episode II" as a young Lando Calrissian.
by Dubya Fett
"It's not to late... to Whip It... Whip It Good!"
by Chris Knight
After being told that he wouldn't get to play with a lighstaber,
one of the extras snapped and threatened the cast with a thermal
detonator until his mommy could be found.
No you can NOT endorse Colt 45!
"Jeez, these training remotes are sure larger than the others."
Child labor laws are ignored for small Padawans.
by Jedi Knight who says NEE!
"You're really a Spaceball, you know that don't you?" "Thank you
by Jedi Master Mara Jade Skywalker
At Burger King, Pokemon balls are no longer a choking hazard...
"Off the model of the Naboo ship, Bounces off Jango Fett's Helmet,
hits George Lucas in the back of the head: nothing but net"
by Mystik Fett
LOOK GARY COLEMAN FOUND WORK!!!
Little Timmy is having some doubts about the new Babysitter droid
his parents had attached.
Its true... yes, I am a Power Ranger. Unfortunately I received
a hand-me-down helmet.
by El Bizong
"Webster, now put that thermal detonator down, you rascal!"
And Luke thought HE couldn't see with the blast shield down!
Holds up envelope to his head- "Clones, Mini-Me Jedi, and Pokemon"...
Opens envelope. "Three bad subjects that will be overused in captioning
by Peter Tutham
Loyal Bear Clan member Mee-Kal Jordann learns Levitation Basketball.
Rancorchu, I choose you!
Gary Coleman didn't really cut the mustard as a Jedi Padawan
In his early childhood, before deciding to become a bounty hunter,
Boba Fett tried his hand at deep-sea diving.
This is why the Pokemon balls were recalled.
Slave Boy: $200. R2-Unit he's balancing on his head: $2,000. Living
in a galaxy, where no matter how old, or what race your slave is
they'll explode in a huge fiery ball of flesh and bone: Priceless
Young Lando discouraged by his daily bowl cuts removes his bowl
and leaves the Jedi Order to pursue a career in business.
Awww, how come I always have to carry the All Seeing Eye of Mordor?
"OK, you can take off the helmet...SURPRISE!, You're the lucky
person to first see the new episode II official name... ..... ...Why
is he frowning?"
I will call him Mini Mace
Lando Calrissian in his youth, trying to impress girls with his
cute Pit Droid imitation.
by Gary T
For a millennium the Sith were vanished from the galaxy, but little
the the Jedi Council know that this younge Padawan kept them safely
in his mighty Pokeball.
Kegs look different in the galaxy far, far, away. Some Padawans
even get to participate.
by Jedi AA brother
The Crossover Police were looking the other way when Mace Windu
got hit by the "Infanto Ray"
Desperate for work, Gary Coleman takes a job as droid #221. Somewhere
in the distance Mr. T is crying.
by Davin Garklighter
He's got the whole world, in his hands, he's got the whole wide
I am Crazy Thermal Detonator Head Man! Gimme some CANDY!!
At Jedi Preeschool graduation, the class clown fills a a Pok?ball
to its limit, and prepares to hit his teacher
by darth Homer
"Arbilus! It's UNICRON!"
by Specter of MatrixFans.net
But I don't want to be a Jedi! I want to be a member of The Residents!
by Karl Mamer
Mommy! Mommy! Look what the nice Sith Lord gave me!
by Invader AL
"Now my friends can't call me blockhead."
by Jedi Girl of Corellia
The new Clear Eyes spokes person... "Clear Eyes....Wow"
"Attack of the Gary Coleman Clones"
Although dodgeball was invented on Earth, the people of Naboo found
it much more intresting with a thermal detonator.
by Art Miles
Young Mace Windu practices in the new TV spin-off "Jedi Kids",
coming to Fox this fall.
by Assistant Manager Piett
Anounncers: Young Hrokin has come up with the dreaded 7 10 split,
if he picks this up he will win it all, can he do it? With or without
the force, he seems to be in deep concentration......"
Master Yoda, give me my lightsabre back or I'll squash you like
Disappointed with the "Wookie Habitrail," young Arnold-Wan Drummondi
said "Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Whillis?" when given the Ewok exercise
ball for his birthday.
by Sid Spinmove
Young Lando Calrissian was quite the charmer when his mother went
to the beauty salon.
by Mad Rappa Christian White Boy of Beacon
Macho Macho Man!
"Uh excuse me, Master Yoda? My droid's head popped off, how
do I put it back on?"
Dodge-ball, Padawan style. Watch out fer them nasty mind tricks.
Eat your heart out, Dark Helmet!
by Jedi-nighty night
Gary Coleman as young Mace Windu in a flash back scene from the
upcoming 2nd Star Wars Christmas special...
by Darth Silious
The boy is dangerous...he can throw that gray bowl across the whole
by Dark Lord
Seconds later, the Jedi child dropped the Pokeball, and an evil
force more powerful than any Sith plunged the galaxy into chaos...
by Darth Ekim
The secret behind R2's almost human behavior: the accident at the
"Bring Our Kids To Work Day" atAstromech A/S
The stranger slowly removed his helmet, revealing himself to be
the legendary Jedi Master Emanu-El Lewis.
by Mike Heidenberg
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