Action Figure Emporium - Captioning #10
Come on Ponda, we know how this song and dance ends. You lose your arm and the farmboy gets thrown into a table and I get a free drink from Wuher.
Figrin D'an. I am your father.
by Jedi Anonymous
Darth: My son is two inches tall, I can't move my arms and half of my body is a cup... (cry) now I know what it feels like when doves cry.
by darth trex
Hey!!!!!! This isn't DIET Coke!!!!
by Twisted C
Theater not liable for injuries from Sith Lord.
by Legal Blockade
Vader figured his chances of becoming a bass tenor were slim when the alien started laughing at him.
by Legal Blockade
Bith guy: I find your lack of feet disturbing.
by People call me Forrest Binks
I'd like to, really, but... I work for Coke.
Can I drink through your head while I think about it?
The Star Wars version of Shakespear's play, Hamlet.
by The Earthbound Starman
"Well, Darth, I dunno...you're just not the kind we're looking for in a new member for the band" "But I made this suit specially!" "I'm sorry...it's a nice suit though!" "Ya think?"
Hey, are you laughing at my cup?
by MST Manos
Well gee, Vader, I'd love to help you out of there, but you killed my uncle way back when and I-*choke*
Um, Lord Vader? There seems to be a little "mistake" with the artificial legs we ordered...
by Darth Malice
you will bend to my will ! now you will play that cool song in the mos eisly cantina scene
(stifled laughter) you really are stuck aren't you.. Vader: Oh shut up and help me
Vader: Luuuuke! These are my sponsors! Bith Jizz Guy: Mmmm...somehow, that just doens't have the same effect.
Luke, pay no attention to the little man behind the curtain... I Am Your Father.
by D. David Diaz
Vader:"Come with me, and together you shall carry me for I am just a cup and walking on my hands sucks"
(Giant Vader claws his way out of the cup like some hideous swamp monster) Bith guy: "On second thought, waiter, I'll have the decaf."
After losing the rest of the money for the Darth Vader Memorial, Iggy was forced to improvise
by Dirk Vader
So you're saying if I join the dark side I'll get my own cup too?
by Jebo Knight
Well yeah, it does kinda make you look fat.
by Jebo Knight
Umm... Figrin... a little help?
Phenomenal cosmic powers!! ....iddy biddy living space...
Ok, wait, Barquin...so I put my right hand out and my left hand down? This Macerena is SO confusing!
"Gee, vader, what are we gonna do tonight?" - "Same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE GALAXY" - "Gonk!"
by Elad 'Ambious' Avron
"Has anyone seen my lightsaber?"
by Jedi Girl
VADER-YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF...GOOD LORD!! IM A CUP!! ALIEN-
by DARTH YODA
Luuuuke! I am y-- Hey, you don't look so good. Have you stopped taking your vitamins?
Come with me- I am much larger than you, little man, and besides- I am endorsed by Taco Bell and Pepsi. Well, I am well nigh invincible!
by General Bel Iblis
I think I'll just have a ruby bliel, thanks
Trying to look as inconspicous as possible, Vader "struck a pose," only realizing too late that his efforts were futile
I hate Mexican food!
by John Reynolds
Figrin: Somethins screwy here....
Figrin D'an: Imperial March? Yes, we can play that, YESSIR, right away.
by Uncle Kettch
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