Kawphy and za4ph2od alert us this morning about a new humourous article in their local paper this morning (my local paper too! -Josh). It's from the South Bend Tribune and is a funny look at Anakin casting. Here's a clip:

Leonardo DiCaprio's name has been dropped. There were rumors that Ryan Phillippe ("Cruel Intentions") might have a shot. Even the "Dawson Creek"-ers, James Van Der Beek and Joshua Jackson, have been mentioned.

But when it comes to who will play Anakin Skywalker in "Star Wars: Episode II," no one seems to be revealing much of anything.

Until now.

It appears George Lucas has chosen his new Anakin. The "traditional media" has been saying it's some Canadian 19-year-old named Hayden Christensen, but we at Between the Lines don't believe that for a second.

Thanks to spies in the know, we at Between the Lines have learned the truth. Through our extensive correspondent Web network, we have found out who the real Anakin Skywalker is. But we'll let our spies pass along that information: