Your patience finally
bears fruit. I've been doing much more than changing
It's been a whole decade since I first posted
"Reign of Palpatine" to
rec.arts.sf.starwars and kickstarted a series of
events that would make people across the entire world
say.... "That loser has a lot of time on his
Funny thing is, they said that after laughing and
just before telling their friends. The songbook soon
gained a life of its own and found its way into
emails, web sites, newsletters, magazines, the stage,
bootleg CDs, conventions, and hearts. I'm honoured to
have even inspired many others to follow in my
footsteps, and trust that they have found it as
enjoyable as I have. And just as hard to stop.
So without further
blathering, I present the
Anniversary Songbook of the Whills Holiday Special
Collector's Ultimate Director's Cut Deluxe Edition!
(Hmm. Seems to work for DVD producers).
Songs prepared for the
Be Our Guest Mp3 (4mb)
The Disney mangling finally gets a recording
treatment. Tarkin may be a scheming megalomaniac, but
he does a mean song and dance number.
Artude Mp3 (3mb)
A revealing expose into the mind of everyone's
favourite grumpy little droid.
Walkers in a Winter
Wonderland Mp3 (1.7mb)
I got into the spirit because it's winter. If this
comes as a shock to you, you may be interested to
know the planet has a whole 'nother hemisphere.
Phantom Menace Senator
To, of course, "The Phantom of the Opera".
he be trained?
Come on, it's not that hard to imagine the
Jedi Council in nun's outfits.
Captain Antilles' final performance.
Hey, they breed tiny dogs. It could happen.
Eminem's "Lose Yourself" looked like a
challenge. I tried to match the original song closely
while looking at the life of the sci-fi merchandise