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Lots Of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries

Posted By Mike on April 19, 2009

ClubJade.net points us over to postmodernbarney.com where you can check out a plethora of plot summaries that may make you a bit uncomfortable. The plot summaries for Star Wars are as follows...

"STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands."

"STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide."

"STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JEDI: Handicapped mass murderer kills septugenarian, is lauded."

Click here for the rest of the huge list, but PARENTS BEWARE as there's some adult language here and there.

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