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Halloween Song Parody

Posted By Thomas on October 31, 2002

A Star Wars Halloween wouldn't be complete without a song parody. Wstraka5 sends in the following:

This is Coruscant based off of This is Halloween (Nightmare before Christmas) by Danny Elfman

*cues up This is Halloween music*

JABBA
[Huttese]
Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
[/Huttese]

SEBULBA AND TATOOINE PODRACERS
[Huttese and other languages]
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Coruscant
[/Huttese and other languages]

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant
Nien Numb scream in the dead of night

NUTE GUNRAY AND THE NEIMOIDIANS
This is Coruscant, everybody make a scene
Trick or fight till the Jedi gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Coruscant

DARTH MAUL
I am the one hiding under your nose
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

PALPATINE
I am the one hiding in the Senate
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant

WAT TAMBOR AND TECHNO UNION CHORUS
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Sith song

DOOKU
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise

SAN HILL AND BANKING CLAN CHORUS
Round that corner, Boba Fett hiding in the trash compactor
Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream

HEADLESS JANGO FETT, BATTLE DROID, AND STORMTROOPER
Scream! This is Coruscant
Red 'n' black, slimy green

POGGLE THE LESSER
[Geonosian speak]Aren't you scared?[/Geonosian speak]

ZAM WESELL
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take the chance and roll the sabacc dice
Ride with the Sith in the dead of night

HANGING DROID
Everybody scream, everybody scream

SENATORS UNDER GUARD
In our town of Coruscant

NIGHT CLUB PATRONS AND SMUGGLERS OF THE LOWER LEVELS OF CORUSCANT
We are the smugglers with the multiple faces
Here in a flash and gone without a trace

DARTH SIDIOUS
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?"
I am the 'saber blowing through your hair

ELAN SLEAZEBAGGANO
I am the dealer in the club at night
Filling your mind to the brim with spice.

BAD GUY CHORUS
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!
Coruscant! Coruscant!

CHILD SANDPEOPLE TRIO
[Sandpersonese]
Tender womprats everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
[/Sandpersonese]

PARENT SANDPEOPLE
[Sandpersonese]
That's our job, but we're not mean
On our planet of Tatooine
[/Sandpersonese]

BAD GUY CHORUS
In this town

DOOKU
Don't we love it now?

DOOKU WITH BAD GUY CHORUS
Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

BAD GUY CHORUS
Yareal Poof might catch you in the back
And scream like a Jawa
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Corusant, everyone scream
Won't ya please make way for a very special guy

Our man Poof is king of the Sith path.
Everyone hail to the Sith King now!

EVERYONE
This is Coruscant, this is Coruscant
Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant! Coruscant!

SANDPEOPLE CHILD TRIO
[Sandpersonese]
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the Sith song
[/Sandpersonese]

EVERYONE
La la-la la, Coruscant! Coruscant! (etc.)

Everyone have a safe Halloween.






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