|"Our Imperial Probe Droids have discovered
that the Rebel Alliance has been secretely working on a whole bunch of
new LEGO ships and other defence systems that threaten the stability of
our Galaxy!! Click on the Probe Droid pictures below to see what that Rebel
Scum has been doing! (click the 'back key' of your browser to return here)
A LEGO defense system
at the planet HOTH
A fully functional Rebel
A LEGO Jedi training
site on Endor!
Old N1 LEGO fighters!
The Emperor is MOST displeased with
the apparent lack of progress in building our own LEGO crafts.
I have immediately visited the Imperial
LEGO construction site to order our workers to double their efforts. The
result? We have already finished a few hundred LEGO Speeder Bikes to destroy
the Jedi Training site on Endor, as you can see by clicking on the picture
But we've also finished our first LEGO
fighters, and we have already used them in battle against Rebel Y-Wings
and also in a space dog-fight with X-Wing fighters. The pictures below
show clearly that our Imperial LEGO crafts are far superior!
The Emperor wants the new LEGO crafts
to be fully functional around March 1999. I hope for the sake of the LEGO
people that they'll have everything ready by then. After all, the Emperor
is not as forgiving as I am....
This is Darth Vader for VNN !"