|LEGO GOES STAR
"Do you know LEGO? Those little colored
plastic building blocks? Well, here's important news: the people at LEGO
are going to make a lot of Star Wars stuff soon! At last you will be able
to build your own Tie-Fighter soon! Now let's
hope that those ..[transmission garbled].. rebels don't use those LEGO
building blocks to make new rebel ships! I have ordered my men to start
building a new LEGO Death Star, so that we
can soon CRUSH the rebellion!"
|REBEL SCUM WATCHES
"Our imperial spies have told us that
the Rebels have opened a new base. Young
kids, called 'Rebel Friends', have assembled
on that Rebel Base to learn the ways of the Force! It seems that the young
Rebel scum is also watching this newsflash from time to time!
If you've just joined the 'Rebel Friends',
LISTEN: join ME instead, and together we will
rule the Galaxy!!"