10. 30 bottles of Head and Shoulders dandruff control!
by Aaron

9. Roarring For Dummies
by Mike007

8. A "Get Out Of Life Debt Free" card
by Master Nick

7. A really cool necktie, made of BONE
by James VanDerBink

6. Anything from Victoria's Secret
by Darth Bush

5. One word: "Flowbee"!
by snowdog83

4. A LOT of raw meat
by Princess Altina

3. Mandalorian bounty hunter scalps
by Vader Hater

2. Hooked On Phonics
by Jedi Ottolam

1. For Him - Rogain. For You - Running shoes in case he doesn't like the joke
by Padawan Drew

10. Huge hair net for his new job in the food service industry
by Lord Diabolo

9. Jumbo-sized flea collar
by Jedi Girl

8. Shampoo bottle filled with Nair...oh wait... that's for April Fools Day...
by Darth Freud

7. Whatever that lady in Captioning #57 is cooking
by Bob

6. New crossbow for Gungan season.
by Ben_Walker

5. Darth series rawhide bones & "Leaders of the Alliance" mint flavored squeaky toys
by Walter Danek

4. A "Rip My Arms Off" Elmo
by Bri-Gon Geers

3. An EVEN BIGGER comb
by Jed Head

2. Dancer, Prancer, Donner, Blitzen... for dinner
by Where's-my-bib Fortuna

1. HIS MEDAL... FINALLY!
by DARKMANG