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XXXXX DUGS REPORT XXXXX CORUSCANT 040502 GST XXXXX URGENT FLASH XXXXX




Jedi Master Yoda, member of the Jedi Council and long-admired guardian of peace and justice, is leading Coruscant Police on a slow-speed chase through the skyways of the capital at this hour.

When detectives from Coruscant PD arrived to question Yoda further in the shooting of convenience store clerk Mosh Anditovu (see previous story) Yoda quickly fled in a white Ford Bantha.

"Yoda I am. My name you know!" the Jedi commed to his pursuers.

As it became evident what was transpiring, several motorists stopped alongside the skyway, howling in support of Yoda and waving makeshift signs reading "THE MITE'S IN FLITE!"

But public approval of the Jedi continues to plummet. A whopping 83% of those polled by the Republic Review favored a centralized military controlled by the Senate, not a "rogue agency" of mystics for their protection. The latest incident with one of their most respected has not cemented the Jedi's case. "In taking so much upon themselves they grow decadent and corrupt. Little wonder that they are beginning to snap under pressure," wrote DaSijious in his column for Core Worlds Today.

Continuing...

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