16.

"Trust your feelings, Luke -- you know that's not really Anna Kournikova in those pictures."

15.

"Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy -- have you seen that Port-o-Potty?"

14.

"Sorry, dude, you're in the wrong line. The line for 'Episode III' is around the corner."

13.

"Actually, officer, I tend to think of it less as 'loitering' as more as 'taking a much-needed vacation between my six years at Radio Shack and the rest of my life.'"

12.

"My mom's thrilled because she thinks I moved out of the basement weeks ago."

11.

"Daddy, why aren't I in school like the other first graders?"

10.

"Harry, maybe it's the sleep deprivation and Cheet-os diet talking, but if I squint my eyes really hard and ignore your beard, you're beginning to look like Queen Amidala."

9.

"Adventure? Excitement? I crave not these things. A bathroom, on the other hand..."

8.

"Pew-ee! Who cut the tauntaun?"

7.

"Why, yes, I'm the president of the Jar Jar Binks Fan Club. And what's with the baseball bat?"

6.

"The brown Fruit Roll-ups are bad! Don't eat the brown Fruit Roll-ups!!"

5.

"Dang! I left all my Earth currency back in my Greedo outfit at home."

4.

"Meesa wanta shower."

3.

"They did *what* to the World Trade Center?!? That's horrible! What's President Gore doing about it?"

2.

"Cut in line, do you? Mmmm? Your head will I smash!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Thing Overheard in "Episode II" Lines...

1.

"Thanks for the autograph, Mr. Hamill! Where'd ya get the cool security guard costume?"

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