Have you really, really loved a Wookiee?
(To: Bryan Adams' "Have you really, really loved a woman")

Parody lyrics copyright 2005 by Steven Cavanagh.

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To really love a Wookiee

To really hold her

You gotta be eight feet in height

You don't wear clothes
You live in trees

You gotta like to have love bites

And when you're lifted off the floor in hairy arms

You know you've really loved a Wookiee

When you love a Wookiee

you hear your name lovingly grunted

When you love a Wookiee

you tear off droid's arms for fun

cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together

So tell me have you ever really, really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

 

To really love a Wookiee

Let her hold you,

till your ribs are about to be crushed

You gotta feed her, really please her

Or find some troops and beat them up

And when there's giant hairy children in your arms

You know you've really loved a Wookiee

 

When you love a Wookiee

you hear your name lovingly grunted

When you love a Wookiee

you tear off droid's arms for fun

cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together

So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

 

Just don't get her enraged  

Or you just might

obliterate your house

in a domestic fight

Man I'd be scared for you, I'd say a prayer for you

You gotta really love a Wookiee...

   

When you love a Wookiee

you hear your name lovingly grunted

When you love a Wookiee

you tear off droid's arms for fun

cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together

So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?