Light up your Life (To: The Spice Girls' "Spice up your life")

Parody lyrics copyright 1998 by Steven Cavanagh.

As Sung by Obi-Wan, when giving Luke his lightsaber.

Episode: IV

Date: Dec 1998

Notes: I was bored, okay?

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La la la la-la-la la la la

La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa

 

La la la la-la-la la la la

La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa

 

When you're feeling sad and blue

there is nothing this-cannot-cut-through!

Have a go and you will see

just make sure you keep-away-from-me.

 

People of the Force!             (light up your life)

It's the weapon of your choice!  (light up your life)

People of the Force!             (light up your life)

aaaaaAAAAA

 

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (see the wall that it cuts through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only don't let it touch you)

THRUST IT TO THE FRONT           (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)

AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (now my cabin is see-through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only watch out for Artoo)

CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT             (and the Fashion is with you!)

Turn it on-hold tight!

 

La la la la-la-la la la la

La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa

 

La la la la-la-la la la la

La la la la-la-la laaaaaaa

 

Yellow, red and green ones too

Guess I'm boring: both-of-these-are-blue.

Not as clumsy as a gun

Some with two blades (but-they're-in-Part-1).

 

People of the Force!             (light up your life)

It's the weapon of your choice!  (light up your life)

People of the Force!             (light up your life)

aaaaaAAAAA

 

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (see the wall that it cuts through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only don't let it touch you)

THRUST IT TO THE FRONT           (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)

AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (now my cabin is see-through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only watch out for Artoo)

CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT             (and the Fashion is with you!)

Turn-it-on-and-fight!

 

When you are

            a master

you can stop

            a blaster!

Cut catwalks

            and block shots

It comes from

            your father!

 

shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!

shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!

shakeitshakeitshakeit- right now!

aaaaaAAAAA

 

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (see the wall that it cuts through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only don't let it touch you)

THRUST IT TO THE FRONT           (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)

AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (now my cabin is see-through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only watch out for Artoo)

CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT             (and the Fashion is with you!)

Turn-it-on-and-fight!

 

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (see the wall that it cuts through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only don't let it touch you)

THRUST IT TO THE FRONT           (and... oops, sorry Artoo!)

AAAAHHHHAAAaaaaaa

SWING IT TO THE LEFT             (now my cabin is see-through!)

SHAKE IT TO THE RIGHT            (only watch out for Artoo)

CLIP IT TO YOUR BELT             (and the Fashion is with you!)

Turn-it-on-and-fight!