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Tragic Sarlacc

Parody of "Tragic Kingdom" by No Doubt
New Lyrics by Adrasdrina Nightcomet

Once was a dreadful place
Over time people were lost
As they were tossed
Now the secret of the Sarlacc
Is locked up in Jabba's files
The Sarlac pil lies in traps
With a big belly set back
Destroyed by a thermal detonator breeze
Now the skiffs have been lifted
As the guards
They drop to their knees

They fall into a pit
Whose food is squirming in its stomach
It's teeth are so sharp
Sand pours from its sides

The hot air blows as it goes
On those who try to get out
On the minds that are small
Deranged as they fall
They're unaware of what's
In the pit
But now it's all blown up
Its pieces have been overthrown
By the blast
And the power of the weapons
Shall come to believe it rules

They fall into a pit
Whose food is squirming in its stomach
It's teeth are so sharp
Sand pours from its sides
Welcome to the tragic Sarlacc
Dirt fields of sand
Have yet to blow over.

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