Village People: Episode 1
by scoundrel

"OK girls. Take a deep breath, remember the dance steps. And most of all, remember were only plastic, things will go wrong."
by Walter Danek

The next "Charlies Angles"
by Glen Stuart

Now is the time on Sprockets when we DANCE!
by Chad Bergeron

Although it was his dream shot, Lucas chickened out before the final release and had ILM replace him with Greeata.
by md2b

Luke never thought about what went on back home when he went to pick up power converters.
by md2b

Unbeknownst to movie goers, Uncle Owen had always been a lady's man . . . Until that fateful morning he returned late and Aunt Beru went balistic (and everyone thought the stormtroopers killed them).
by The Scot

After the thermal detinator incident, Owen was a new man.
by md2b

Owen: It is such an honor to be selected as the third member of Jabba's distinguished dance group, the Tatooine Topless
by Indianaman

At times like this, there's only one thing to do...strut!
by Jeff

Eat your heart out, Gene Kelly!
by Jaina

[sung] "Here at the Star Wars (Star Wars!), Star Wars Cantina (Star Wars Cantina!), The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!, (Here at the) Star Wars (Star!), Star Wars Cantiiina..."
by Super_Oogie

Somehow, Star Wars-themed Rock Bands never really caught on.
by Mark Shallow

Ok...that's it....Next time is my agents LAST warning before I say something........
by Darth Maul's other Halph

Casting call for Toy Story II
by Steve Manley

Three potential candidates for the all new 'Alien Spice'
by Exar Kun

Owen, when latter trying to piece it back together could only remember fragments: Binge, Bib, Jabba, Dancing Girls, Hangover...
by jastermereel

Hey, its worth being burnt and having five minutes of screentime...
by Sith Lord Vader

Owen Lars sings those I can't get off this stupid rock, going to get killed by stormtroopes cause I'm hiding this whiny kid and some droids Tatooine Blues.
by Inferno

"The Ladies' Man presents!"
by Dash Martino

(ALL TOGETHER) "CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by S.A.J.

These arent the babes youre lokking for.
by BJ Hunnicut

It's good to be the Uncle of the last of the jedi!"
by Warrend

Realizing that he could make a buck off his popularity, Uncle Owen opens his "All Alien Review" in Branson,MO
by Darth Skippy

"But Beru honey, they speak Bocce!"
by Darth Mike

"No, no, Mr Lucas, pick me!!!" "Outta my way, sister! This is my role!!!"
by Tyree

Sometimes you just can't resist pickpocketing.
by Mark Shallow

And all the girlies say he's pretty fly for a Jedi
by Dave Kerwood

Hey Macerana!
by Carly

Star Wars - The Musical!
by Andra

"And one and two and one and two...You guys are doing great, and now, for toe touchers! And one and two and..."
by Travman

"Weeee're....OFF to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz...."
by Ani

Rehersal for the star wars production of CATS
by Jedi Girl

Yeah! And they thought Captain Kirk got around.
by Radames