Action Figure Emporium - Captioning #2
"Now wait a minute, Lord Vader. Two lightsabers is just plain unfair!"
by Bill Wilbrand
See... I can be like Darth Maul... really...really I can....
by Jedinite22
So, you forgot your lightsaber at home aeh!
by Meance
"I bet somebody's ticklish!" "NO! PLEASE!"
by Darth Fatuous
Forget the EMpire old man, I'm going to play the drums for Spinal Tap.
by Scott C.
No No Vader! they're supposed to be connected! Why can't you be more like Maul?
by Wickenstein
Plannin' to give me the shaft, eh? None of that "as you wish" garbage. Here, you'll get a charge outa this! BZZZZZZZZZZZZZT!
by Skyfire
Ok...1 last time step..2,4,6..swing 2,4,6..again Vader!!
by callista77
Palpatine: Give your Uncle Palpatine a kiss, Anakin. Darth: STAY BACK!
by Joanna
How many times do I have to tell you! To be like Maul you need a double BLADED saber not double sabers!!
by J
"I think that's enough play time Vader- now put those lightsabers over there and come along. I'll tell you a bedtime story." "OH WOW! Tell me the one about the hero from Tatooine again! PLEASE!" "No."
by Phoenix1138
Ha ha! I've got both lightsabers now! Who da Jedi? Who da Jedi? Darth be da Jedi! You know it! So show it!
by Ima Potato
C'mon Vader, c'mon. Share your lightsabers, you don't really need two, now do you?
by Mark Hagood
hey vader,nifty saber!..*slice*..(vader):hahahahahaha...aaahahahahahahahahah,cough,cough,cough,...ack!
by yippe99
Cover shot for the all new "Episode 1" album "Darth-Aid:music of the Sith knights" featuring songs from Darths Maul, Vader, Sidious, and a bonus track by Emperor Palpatine himself.
by Exar Kun
The Emp:I like the one on your right. It goes so well with your eyes.
by jastermereel
Darth, Don't tell me you've gotten the Ackbar syndrome from the Tarkin Ackbar series. (see the Tarkin and Ackbar cooking/collecting/home repair sequences in the Action Figure Emporium Section)
by jastermereel
Which do you like better, Brick Red or Rose Passion?
by Jaina
The Emperor felt he should give Vader a turn to whack the Pinyata
by Andrey Summers
Palpatine: You put your left lightsabre in, you put... LEFT, I SAID LEFT YOU MECHA-SAMURAI LOOKIN FOOL!
by Caras Selin
Lightsabers don't kill people -- *I* kill people.
by Grandma Tarkin
Interperative dance: Brought to you by Lord Vader and the Emperor
by John
"You put those lightsabers down this instant mister, or it'll be no trip to the Coruscant Carnival!" "Aw, master..."
by Ael
"Look, I know the backdrop is kind of bland, but I promise we'll put something spiffy there in post-production, so please don't cut it to pieces."
by Ael
"No, you can't have a keen double-bladed lightsaber like Darth Maul, you already spent all your allowance. Threatening me won't help."
by Ael
Darth Vader and the Emperor perform the lightsaber-slapping dance. [apologies to MP]
by Ael
" Not now Vader, I left my plastic lightning in the throne room."
by Dodgefalcon
Personally, I prefer my left hand as my choking hand.
by Obikenobi86
"Vader, stop teasing, which one is the lollipop?"
by Jedi Wing
"Don't tempt me old guy...I'm not in control anymore!"
by Sith Lord Vader
VADER!! Ouit doing that before you loose another ARM again!!
by JGH
" No,no...right then left,... I'm beginning to think your just not cut out for the juggling biz. "
by Joe Jarnevic
How Vader REALLY got his cyborg hand: "C'mon Lord Vader is still say you can't juggle TWO lightsabers
by DevilEwok
After crushing all resistance in the galaxy, the Empire sells out: "Gosh!
You're RIGHT, Emperor! The NEW gin-sing lightsaber 2000 IS lighter AND
easier to clean! And take it from me, folks! Nothing beats THIS kind of
superb handling and portability when hunting down and killing Jedi knights!"
- - "That's right, friend Vader. There's no comparison! And what would
your in-studio audience say if I told you that if they act now during this
special televised offer, with the purchase of your first NEW gin-sing
lightsaber for the low low price of three easy payments of one twenty nine,
NINETY nine, you can get a second lightsaber free as our gift to you!" - -
"Nothing! You killed the entire audience with evil-force lightning 20
minutes ago. Ha, ha, ha!"
by Evan Burr
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