Would you please not point that thing at me!
by Zirc

"Ok Lord Vader, I think I got it right this time... is THIS the droid I'm looking for?!"
by Randall Flagg

"Ok, Red light... red light... red light... GREEN Light!"
by MyBigBrain

Little does the unsespecting stormtrooper know his little floating friend is about to be kidnapped by The Great Horned Bandit !!!
by Brian Rogers

stormtrooper: hello sir...is this yours.....it just followed me home.
by kewl jedi

Do I make you horney, baby? Yeah. (just had to)
by Darth Promotious

Things turn ugly at the Alien/Imperial "Get to know your evil dominators," party...
by

"Probe droid on a stiiick.. Probe droid on a stiiiick..." "Do you have any Bithberry Busters?" "No, all I've got is this bloody probe droid! ...Probe droid! Get your Probe Droid..."
by Aubri

Moments later, the Stormtrooper's gun "misfired".
by Aubri

*off screen* Hey! That guy....on the left....He's no Stormtrooper! *Devaronian* Well...uh....YOINK!!!! *takes off*
by DQ

You talking to me? I dont see anyone else here...
by Jebo Knight

I'm not going to ask you again, what the #@$% did you do with the Modal Nodes ?
by Fett's Fury

Devaronian: Hey! Look over there! Stormtrooper: No way! I've fell for that one too many times!
by Mara Skywalker

"Prince of Darkness, huh? Never heard of you. Let me see your identification papers."
by SallyHayes

Next on Fox..."When Blasters Missfire"
by Kanuk

Guy with horns: Hey!Your like those British soldiers who cant move. Stormtrooper pulls up gun and kills man Stormtrooper: not exactly
by Kirk Skywalker

"I swear, if that stormtrooper 'accidentally' shoots me in the face just ONE MORE time, I'm gonna give him the glaring of his life!"
by Inky and Penny

watch out theres a small droid behind you! oh no, i'm not fallin for that again
by darth bob

Well here we are standing around again... horned guy: don't you hate it how most of these captions are really lame? we Give them such good poses to work with, you'd think that everyone would try. boo
by Darth Schwarzenegger

Labria: "Um....excuse me Mr. Stormtrooper, sir....Uh, um...there's a droid chewing on your helmet."
by Joe Bishop

A normal work day at Hasbro
by YodaGirl

Stormtrooper: You know, you look like someone really familiar... Labria: For the last time: I AM NOT SATAN!! Stormtrooper: Well, I was thinking Patrick Stewart, but now that you mention it...
by Karakin

Don't look now but i think your being followed
by Brendon Jakubowski

The Real World - Mos Eisley
by Greg Baird