"What'cha gonna do when they come for you?"
by Acid_Rain327
Christmas gift return at K-Mart
by Acid_Rain327
"OK class. Smile!" *stormtrooper at front left fires* "Dammit!! That's the fifth photographer you shot this year!"
by Shamara
"No, I don't think he's a stormtrooper. He may have the ears, but no." "Aw, Boss..."
by Solo-Horn
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.....PAUL SCHAFER AND THE BAND.
by chris randall
A photo of the 1979 Imperial Academy graduating class with their mascot.
by Eric Fett
Now... if you'd please repeat that remark. I don't believe my... "friends" heard you the first time.
by Rufus Holmes
An elite team of Lasertag marksmen: Lex Luthor's most conniving plan yet to destroy Superman.
by Eric Fett
Trooper 1023: Hey, the altos are over there, pal. Trooper 1045: No, I'm a very girlish soprano like you, Davin.
by MinervaFett a.k.a. Spike's Girl
And here is the fashion statement of tomorrow: a stormtrooper outfit with dark Ray-Ban sunglasses.
by Kvantti
"Alright girls, this is it! Now all of you come down the stairs and do that little kick we talked about and ....Mr. Lobot! PLEASE try to look more inthusiastic about being ophan Annie!"
by RogueNine
Tired of being Lando's right hand man, Lobot releases the infomercial for his new "Imperial Conditioning Workout Video".
by Captain Morgan
Members of the Lobot choir were often issued with blasters in the unlikely event of a "rough crowd".
by Otoh Gunga
I pity the foo who aint on the A-team
by Obi-Sean Kenobi
"I'm here reporting live from the stormtrooper owned and operated 'Dancing Feet Academy'....
by Didly-do
Lobot: "That's right, boys. Sing out! Fa la la la la la la la la!"
by Darth Kortinii
Lobot: "So let me get this strait, TPM won't come out at all. Lets's just see what da boyz say about that!" Trooper 1: "we say your an idiot for thinking that we care""
by The Dude
One of these things is different...ohhhhh...one of these things just doesn't belooooong.....
by The Big Giant Head
Zaphod B.
by Lando. . . We have a problem.
Okay! Once again! Stand up straight and 1 - 2 - 3 Kick! 1 - 2 - 3 Kick! Fire blasters! 1 - 2 - 3 Kick!
by Ianderthal
Stormtrooper Squads: Be All That You Can Be!
by Boba Fett 2000
Lobot: "Okay, I'm NOT going to turn around...nope...not gonna do it...not gonna look....ah, crap!!
by pezric@yahoo.com
Lobot and the Stormtrooper mammajammas here ta' rock da' howwwwwwwwse!!!
by pezric@yahoo.com
Stormtroopers: "Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dera Emperor, Happy Birthday To You"
by Darth Bane
Stormtroopers: "Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday Dear Emperor, Happy Birthday To You" Lobot: "Well Almost, The Tone Of "Emperooooor" A Bit Higher".
by Darth Bane
Stormtrooper: "Alright stormtroopers, I want you to notice the 'chocolate pudding' stain on the back of his pants."
by Uncle Kettch
Stormtrooper: "500 credits says I can get the bald guy to do the macarena in 10 minutes!"
by Uncle Kettch
Apparently, there was some connection between the Dark Lord of the Sith and Lobot
by Death by Y2K
There is something very bad behind me isn't there?
by The One and Only Lizzy Starkiller
Little did Lobot know...
by The One and Only Lizzy Starkiller
The Star Wars fans took great offense when some guy came in dressed like the captian from Star Trek
by Daniel Horton
LUCAS from off screen: OK WHERE ARE MY STORMTROOPERS AND LOBOT?? And who are the cardboard cutouts? Did they sneak out for drinks again?? Work with me here people!!
by The One and Only Lizzy Starkiller
Right, yes, could you on the groom's side move a little to the left, no no! Not like that!
by Deac
At the Star Wars wax museum
by The One and Only Lizzy Starkiller
Gonna party like it's 1999!!
by Daniel Horton
And they said cloning couldn't be done.
by Deac
Now, do I have to go get a large contingent of stormtroopers to get you to answer my questions? (Lobot turns) Oh, they are already here.
by Jaleou Qaes
Let's play: spot the odd one out!!
by Top Jedi
This is the response when it was discovered that Lobot runned on Linux
by uncle owens charred remains
(Guy off screen) Turn around! Turn around! Lobot: What? I can't hear you? What's on the ground?
by Top Jedi
Ladies and Gentlemen! The Lord of the Dance, Michael Flatley!!!
by Monkeys-R-Funny
"Alright, buddy! Take the WalkMan headphones off when you're on the subway or you're in big trouble!"
by Luke Skywalker
We've got a truckin' convoy across the USA. Convoy!
by Brady Gunnink
Hey, wait a minute, this isn't Cats.......
by Brady Gunnink
One! Singular sensation, every little step she taaaaaaakes
by Monkeys-R-Funny
OK guys, pray it's a gutter ball.
by Brady Gunnink
Lobot didn't quite fit in when he tryed out for "Stormtrooper, Get your gun!"
by Darth Blondie
And now, the Imperial Stormtrooper Choir, led by their conductor, Sir Lobot
by Analia Galiae
Hi, I'm Lobot and this is my brother Darryl and this is my other brother Darryl and this is...
by Rob Roy
Back Street Troopers?
by Darth Vill
"And the winner of Miss Univers is..."
by Darth Vill
"mmmmhhh... i don't get it"
by Darth Vill
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...
by Emperoress Palpatine
"Mr.Lucas or you pay us more or we will kill you"
by Darth Vill
It's that time again. Yes you guessed it, Lobot bowling.
by Emperoress Palpatine
Although Lobot enjoyed his new career as an Imperial Aerobics Instructor, there were times when he wished he had evacuated the Cloud City a little faster.
by Alli-Wan
Hey Mr. Lucas!!! How about a scene of us singing: "We all live in a yellow submarine..."
by Darth Vill
Alright all you white-chested morons!! All together now! And please make it on key.
by Ihavenoname
Lobot : Darth Vader... D A R...T...E...V..A..D..A..R. Darth Vader. Judges: Sorry Lobot you spelled that incorrect, Mr. Stormtrooper your word is...
by Emperoress Palpatine
"We know what you did last summer!"
by Darth Vill
"What do you mean a museum? this is the death Star? isnt it?"
by Darth Vill
Rejected chorus for "Duel of the Fates"
by Elyk
"Ok, Lesson Number One: step left, left, right right, front front..."
by Darth Vill
"Here they are! The Troopers performing THE FULL MONTY!!!"
by Darth Vill
"After the Y2K we had to replace our battle droids with these lousy Storm Troopers"
by Darth Vill
and now it is time for the empire stormtroper cheerleading team
by ring "the dark lord sauron" parisho
"Here we have George wearing a white suit and a white helmet, I call this outfit: Storm Trooper clothes"
by Darth Vill
"Hello Mr. Bond"
by Darth Vill
by The Zarkman
Lobot and his Rockin' Troopers just learned their tour in Bespin was going to be cut short so the troopers could go shoot at Luke
by Sir High Mucky-Muck
"Hostile take-over. I KNEW I should have sold my Cloud City stock."
by Stephen Phillips
Dry cleaners wouldn't take American Express, eh, Nigel?
by Ryan Gregory Little
And featuring Lobot with the Imperial Dancing Troop!
by Kaylar
Failed Star Wars book ideas... "Where's Lobot"
by Kaylar
Lucas- "Not again! Someone get Lobot out of the shot!!"
by Kaylar
They never let poor Lobot, join in any trooper games... then one foggy Boonta Eve Lando came to say "Lobot with your Cybrog implant so bright, won't you help me sell out my friend tonight"
by Kaylar
Imperial stormtroopers couldn'y organise a piss-up in a brewery ............ There behind me aren't they ?
by Dan
You just had to be different didn't you ?
by Dan
"And Cindy here is wearing the lovely swimsuit model. And the beutiful young trooper to my right is wearing our winter look..."
by skawookiee
by
Lobot: Okay, now away from the mirror! Step! Kick! Step! Step! Turn! Turn! Turn! Clap! Again!
by Queen of Air and Darkness
......that's it baldy.....a little more to the right.........a little more............
by headsith
They're BEHIND you!
by Jim
ST on the right tilts his head to the side in curiosity: "Do you hear that noise?" ST on the left: "that little squeaky noise?" Leebo in a soft voice: "I hear it too... what is it?"
by Daala
The Stormtroopers dance club
by Mattskeee
Sir, your dinner guests have arrived.
by FaceLoran
Stomrtroopers:"You're under arest!"Bot:"Who?Me?Why"ST:No one doesn't make fun about Vader behind his back."Bot:I just said to my Master he had funny mask on his face!!"
by DG
by
"I guess I shouldnt have called Darth Vader a cape wearing pansy"
by Darth Paul
"don't looks now, but I think there's a camera watching us.."
by Jedi Knight Elena
And now the death squad quartet will do there rendition of blasters jubillie ..in d-minor
by Darth Paul
To the shock of Darth Vader, Lobot killed all the real Stormtroopers and put cloud city troopers in their armor.
by HPS99
Lobot: whats my line?! O yea, SURRENDER NOW YOU GUY WITH THE CAMERA, no, i mean blaster i`ve got thunderstorm troopers
by Beltbuckle
"Do you hear the people sing, singing the songs of angry men? It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again...." -- From the finale of the Bespin production of Les Miserables
by Nathan Hurst
How many Storm Troopers does it take to kill a Lo-Bot?
by Darth Paul
Does the word "Screwed" mean anything to you people?
by Darth Paul
In classic George Lucas fairy-tale fashion, the Bespin version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves...
by Nathan Hurst
Wanting to become a storm trooper, Lo-Bot had to be inducted by taking a blaster shot from Each trooper.
by Darth Paul
Lobot: Ahh **** ... Stormtrooper 1: Is he saying something? Other Stomrtrooper: No, just his ear muffs.
by YoDa
" Sir, these courtesan troops have been assembled for your entertainment pleasures tonight!"
by Han Chuan Solo
I can see you all in the reflection of this window, idiots!
by Amidala
And now the Stormtooper Tabernacle Choir will sing Handel's Messiah
by Darth Massive
(Annoncer) "And now for their next number the Storm Troop tap."
by Bravo 5
" but I'm not an alien
by Nicholas Schlundt
"...Reporting live from Bespin City, where...Vader has yet again made a pit stop..."
by The Honorable Mand Coulinshi
Lobot: Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
by Bob da Jedi
Lobot: Those stormtroopers are stupid, incompetent, idiots who can't hit the broad side of a planet.....there standing behind me, aren't they?
by YodaGirl
"Give us all your Pok?mon cards!! or else!"
by Misled Jedi
Lobot: "I now present this year's Miss Universe finalists"
by Bob
I couldn't find seven samurai Mr. Lucas, we'll have to make due with these.
by Bitmap
OK George, and then at the end here, we do this tap combination followed by pirouettes.
by AurraSing
"You talkin to me? You best not be talkin to me, I'll sick my white posse on your jedi @$$!"
by Mark Johnson
Ah George, why do we have to do these stupid publicity photos?
by Han's Chick
I hope you brought enough Brill cream for everyone Mr. Lobot.
by Bitmap
Young Jimmy was the laughing stock of his neighborhood.
by Darth Panaka
26
by cherif
Lobot was always the black sheep in his family.
by Darth Ssven
Now with my new legion of troopers I shall take over the world!!!! hahahahah uh whoops I mean the galaxy!hahahaha..... How was that Mr. Lucas??? Trooper: Ah enough with that BS let me do it!!!!!
by somebody strange
Coming off their world tour, the Stormtrooper of the dance group stopped for a photo. Michael Lobot on left.
by Darth Ssven
Let me guess Jim, You sent your suit to get polished and they wouldn't take a check.
by Robino
these cloud city buses are not very reliable !
by will
Oi, lets all run off and see if he notices!
by will
Lobot in the voice of Ed Sullivan: "And now for your listening pleasure, I present you with the Imperial Boy's City Choir."
by sheared
Me?
by John Doe
Why're you looking at me like that? I didn't know they were following me, honestly....
by Hnemthe
Oh he's a cyborg and he's okay, he sleeps all night and he works all day!....
by Aubri
Everybody smile for the camera! ...Smile? Somebody? Anybody? Say cheese?
by Aubri
Jedi duty? Screw that, I'm pulling the old 'bad transmitter' trick.
by Aubri
I am Lobot of Borg. You will also be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
by Aubri
I am Lobot of Borg. You will also be assimilated. Resistance is voltage divided by current.
by Aubri
Lobot: Green lightREDLIGHT! ...Green light. ....Red light!
by Aubri
(sung) Here come the Men in White...
by Aubri
Men in White, ma'am. Now I'll explain everything, just look right HERE...
by Aubri
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not the same...
by Aubri
"They're mean. well-armed. and look really intimidating in white... Join the Imperial Army Today!"
by Darth Pikachu
And hewe we have a bwigade of Stowm Twoopers. So teww ouw wisteners, Wobot, whewe are you taking them?
by Aubri
Everybody, freeze! A Cyborg's sense of smell is acute, but its vision is based on motion!
by Aubri
Oh, you're NOT? Well, you sure LOOK like the guy we're looking for. Book 'im, Lobot!
by Aubri
Yeah, we bad.. Outta da way, bot boy! Hey! I'm talkin' to YOU, computer head! You want me to bust a cap in you, foo?
by Aubri
Young Storm Troopers often take part in a passtime known as 'cyborg tipping'.
by Aubri
Yeah, just ignore him.. He wasn't Y2K compliant, poor guy. Thinks he won't exist for another 60 years.
by Aubri
Scenes from the failed "Star Wars" musical
by CheezCracker
The Gap just unveiled its controversial new ad campaign, "Everyone on the Dark Side".
by Optimus Prime
Can you identify the suspect? -- I think he's... number 4, no, 2.... oh, crap....
by CheezCracker
How come I didn't get one of those uniforms?
by CheezCracker
'One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is just not the same'.....
by CheezCracker
Yeah, I was in this scene... that one, right there... yeah... that's me! Trooper #78 in the credits!
by CheezCracker
"Lobot, you (expletive)! You said it was a Y2K party, but you never said we had to perform!"
by Darth Ishy (hoo-haa)
And to your right is the useless armor and laughable headgear exhibit...
by CheezCracker
"Dude, Lobot...don't look behind you!"
by Queen Emidala
Lobot: "Are you sure I said that?"
by Darth Ishy (hoo-haa)
Stand really still and we can all blend in with the scenery.... well, except for him...
by CheezCracker
First guy: "Do you think he sees us?" Second guy: "No." Third guy: "Shut up! He'll hear you!" Second guy: "How? He's got that big-hunkin' thing around his ears!"
by Queen Emidala
Everybody together "Surprise Sidney- doh Leia."
by Gasgano
"Man, Lobot, I knew your hearing was bad, but I never thought ... " "Huh? Whad'you say?" "I said, I KNEW YOUR HEARING WAS BAD, BUT --" "You're gonna have to speak up." "Oh, blast it!" *BAM!*
by Queen Emidala
Stormtroopers together "Alright Lucas, take our pictures before we blow 'baldies' head off!"
by Gasgano
Y M C A!!!
by StrWrsNerd@cs.com
Unfourtunatley, Lobot was not Y2K compliant
by Neeja Halycon
"I thought it was causual dress Firday!"
by samspanner
Bald Guy: "Bounty hunter out there, Stormtroopers in here, whensa yousa thinkin' wesa in trouble!"
by Chernobi
Lucasfilms responds to reports of pirate copies of TPM..
by Obi Wan Pierogi
The famous stormtrooper choir
by Temujin
Whatever you do, don't look behind you!
by Darf Vaber
Bespin Trooper Christmas quior. Appearing Nightly. Under the direction of Lobot.
by Patrick Bennett
Lobot tells Lando to try again--he only knocked down three of the life-sized stormtrooper pins.
by Novastar
" We are family, I got sisters and me!"
by Erica
by
e're here to arrest you for the outrageous fashion crime of that vile orange puffy shirt
by DJedi
"She was a picture, in old spanish lace and just for a tender while i kissed the smile upon her pretty face..."
by DJ (edi)
"I thought you said we came to dance the Macarena!"
by Darth Vill
"Where my suit? i look stupid dressed like this!!! I want my SnowTrooper suit!!!"
by Darth Vill
Mr. Lucas Target training
by Darth Vill
"There he is, blast him! Oh wait, photograph. Smile guys."
by Daemond Mott
Lobot - "And here they are! the backstreet troopers!" *DHA DHA DAH DAH DAHH!* "everybody...rock your body right!"
by BizRodian
''CHEEEEEEEEEZ!''
by SKYWALKER
Lobot: Ever get the feeling you were being watched? OR "1-2-3-4 YMCA!!"
by Thrawn02
''CHEEEEEEEEEZ!''
by SKYWALKER
LOBOT:you might as well admit it, your adicted to love
by Nathan_42
The Bespin Stormtrooper Choir presents Lobot: Master Soloist
by Evan Schenck
I hate Mondays.
by Sdflcorran
Note to self: Never insult entire legion of Stormtroopers at once.
by Sdflcorran
We had to get stuck with the bald guy who always forgets his uniform.
by Darth Mall
Being storm troopers its tough to use cash in worlds that we have conquered. Thats why we use the American Express card . don't raid planets without it.
by howler
As Lobot turned, he slowly recieved the notion that he was being watched...
by Mobacca
"Thank you , ladies and Gentlemen. For our next number, "Labot and His Boys" will preform the song, "Men In White"....
by YodaGRL
"Who farted!?"
by Jedi Jordan
All together now! louie, louie, oh baby we've gotta go i i i i i i.
by !@#$#@!$!
And now for our three finalist in the Mr. universe pagent.
by R2-FU
As the Stormtroopers eagerly wait Lobot listens to his new "Backstreet Byos" CD on his Headphones Lando bought him
by jvk72
I present to you: The Backstreet Troopers!
by fabi-one-kenobi
Few people know this scene was filmed on the set of all those GAP commercials...
by CheezCracker
Got milk?
by CheezCracker
Lobot Does Vegas!
by fabi-one-kenobi
Well, we were TRYING to coordinate outfits, but no one called Lobot....
by CheezCracker
Lobot and his collection of cardboard stand-ups
by CheezCracker
The academy was wild with laughter when one of the soldiers forgot their uniform.
by FORCEisWITHbiggs
Lobot: And now persenting the 7 TAPPING TROOPERS!
by Zayn
After the Cloud City incident, Lobot assumes the job of choir director for the Empire.
by Lady Hyde
Stormtrooper holiday concert choir: " 'Deck the halls with boughs of holly, falalalala-lala-la-la...'"
by Jedi Loni
We're here for that choir audition?
by Jim Rogue
Lobot: "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot - Hey! Get movin'!"
by Darth Graak
The Village People get a new look
by Knight
and a 1 and a 2 ....
by soldier
Its... Lobot and his amazing circus of super duper flying Imperial stuntmen! (silly circus music)
by Captain Spanky
Okay everyone, RIVER DANCE!!
by Jinn,Padme, and Obi1
Storm Trooper Rock: Take 1
by Jinn,Padme, and Obi1
Storm Trooper to Lobot: Is your brain Y2K compliant?
by Jinn,Padme, and Obi1
Let us welcome the Imperial Stormtrooper Laser light show, conducted by Lobot.
by Ryan Harrod
I can't believe you forgot your armor again, Clarence!
by Nathan Hurst
1,2,3....KICK...1,2,3...KICK
by Jinn, Padme, and Obi1
You put your left foot in...
by Jinn, Padme, and Obi1
Lobot: "See what happens when you don't pay your electricity bill!"
by Obi-Wan Kenobi
a rare shot of the short lived Bespin All-Trooper Choir
by Iceheart
Lobot and his dancing troops
by Jumper8747
Hey, guys! I can see my reflection off that guys head! Let's see what a bullet will do!
by Anaka Skywalker
Meet the NEW, Kinder, Gentler IRS
by Starsoldier
And now, The Empire's Glee Club will sing, led by Cloud City's own: Lobot
by Ric
OK, work with me people...now, from the top!
by Debbie Hester
Not again! How many times do we have to do this scene!
by Kristin
"stop looking at me like that trooper... i've got eyes in the back of my head
by Leias Lover
by neimoidian85
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, maybe you can hire...the L-Team
by Exar Kun
Darth Vader's substitute
by Exar Kun
The stormtroopers with metal detectors in hand chase Lobot around Cloud City because of the metallic object on his head.
by neimoidian85
Well.....at least they're better than the Cylons
by Exar Kun
LOBOT: ok, boys, let's try this one more time....and ONE....and TWO...and ONE....no, no...you need to kick higher, TC153!
by p_lelila of jedi.net
NO NO NO! I said step left twirl right! Not step right twirl left!
by Joe Blow
lobot "i didn't let them in"
by Darth DVD
"Come on guys, pose for the camera."
by bug
"Don't Blame ME! These guys followed me here!"
by Ridmarelos
"Dry cleaners wouldn't take your check again, eh, Nigel?"
by Tokugawa
Hold your fire! He's wearing ear-muffs and can't hear us. Wait until he turns around and then open fire. Roger, Roger.
by Tokugawa
Guy with Head-set: Sorry Lando, I had a contract with the Empire before I met you.
by Emperor_Dan
Whaddya mean, we've got to strip? I thought we were making a Star Wars movie, not "The Full Monty"
by Jane Jinn
The Imperial Choir, conducted by Lobot
by Wookiee
Psst.. Lobot....don't turn around if you have a weak heart.
by Ryan Harrod
So, do you like my cardboard cutout collection?
by The Dude
Plasteel dry cleaners not taking checks again, Lobot?
by The Dude
And now, show me your nicest smile!
by Emkay
Wait... here comes the bird!
by Emkay
"Hey guys look I can see my reflection on that guys head"
by Lucky Bob
Stormtroopers: Oh my God! It's Lobot! Oh Mr Lobot, your book was so cool. Lobot: I paticularly liked the title" I Lobot"
by Deac
"What? What are you all looking at me for?..... Did I come at a bad time?"
by Darth Mayo. It's the creamier mayonaise
"Look, we know that ain't no Walkman, so you can hear us just fine. Now put 'em up!"
by JD Casey
the village peoople dressed up for their next concert
by yaddle
one of these things is not like the others...
by matt stevenson
1999 storm trooper dance troupe
by yaddle
ST1: "Ssh, I don't think he's noticed us... Oh my... What are those ear muffs like!" (Giggle) ST2: "O.K, this is the fashion police, hands up" Stormtrooper1: " So much for inconspicuous" ST2: "Uh..."
by Chris Billett
the Imperial dance club
by yaddle
"one...chorus line of troopers...dancin 'til vader makes us stop!" "The horror...the horror"
by matt stevenson
"what you looking at?
by yaddle
"what you looking at?"
by yaddle
"welcome to the Village People concert for 2000!"
by yaddle
"Dammit, I'm an assistant, not a choreographer!"
by VampLadee
And This Weeks Number One and with their debut single ... Its the SPICE TROOPERS
by Aungy@aol.com
Lobot: "And without further ado, here they are...the latest musical craze to sweep the galaxy, the STORMTROOPERS!" (synthesized music starts to play)
by Frank S.
This is suppose to be a "Stormtrooper" potrait! Get that hairless guy out of my camera shot!
by Anakin34
Stormtrooper cocking his head: "I wonder what I would look like with my head shaved like that" trooper next to him "You wear a helmet dumbass"
by Michael Phillips
" One, singular sensation. Every little move she makes."
by Damara Aidendale
Lobot suddenly started to wonder why he offered to choreograph "Stormtroops on Swan Lake"
by Chloe Brownstein
: Lobot and some of his old buddies from the Academy come to Cloud City to party, get girls, and surf amongst the clouds
by
: Lobot and some of his old buddies from the Academy come to Cloud City to party, get girls, and surf amongst the clouds
by
A scene cut from ESB: Lobot and some of his old buddies from the Academy come to Cloud City to party, catch some rays, and surf amongst the clouds
by Funky Vader
he never did "fit in" with the rest of the crowd
by notelf
Dry cleaners wouldn't take imperial credits, eh, Nigel?
by notelf
You mess with us and we'll bust sum caps in your head, ya hear?
by E MaC789
Stormtrooper"Mr. Calrissian, your assistant here has gotten himself into a little trouble with the locals." Lando-"Lobot, what did I tell you about playing with the ugnauts!"
by DJ Yoda
wheres my kinky uniform
by paul
Stormtroopers piss me of! whats that who's behind me you say?
by
Stormtroopers piss me of.... whats that who's behind me you say?
by Stu
And here are The Stormtroopers with thee greatest hit, Blasters in Hand!
by Darth MontyPython
"That's right, this is the gate that leads to returning to the Force and you're not getting in unless you've been cleared by the Emperor. Ah ha ha ha ha!"
by yaddle
Who said we are clones?
by
Captain's Log, Stardate 4013.13, due to strange events and the adromida wormhole I have found myself in the wrong movie....
by Super Jedi Cowboy With A Spidey Anus
"Move over Backstreet Boys, we're to take the music industry by force."
by yaddle
"Stormtrooper party of 6, your table is ready."
by yaddle
the chorus members are seen here waiting in the wings for Darth "Lord of the Dance" Vader to appear
by Iceheart
Ok boys, it goes one two, then left leg out annnnd up!
by Jedi Bib
Bad Boys, Bad Boys, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when they come for you?
by Tiwne
Don't look at me, I'm just working here
by Bart Juttmann
Stormtrooper #1: "Who is that guy and what does he have on his head?" Stormtrooper #2: "Shutup, that's our boss, the guy who pays us!" Stormtrooper #1:"We don't get paid." Stormtrooper #2:"Oh yeah."
by Lady Vader
Lobot: "So help me, if you guys break out into that "Full Monty" routine again, I'm going to tear my eyes out..."
by Sean Walsh
The Imperial March Choir prepares for its first set
by Greg Baird
Welcome to another episode of Troops! Filmed on location in Cloud City.
by Greg Baird
Star Wars - the Musical
by Greg Baird
"Lobot? Party of 8?"
by The Q
"Hee hee, I knew it would be a great idea to steal these stormtrooper suits."
by yaddle
But I paid those parking tickets
by Roman Spada
Lobot: Ladies and Gentlemen, May I present to you, The "Village People"! With ATTITUDE!
by
Lobot: Simon says... put your arms by your side. Ha! You're all out!
by Broken41287
They're behind you!!!!
by
by
one of these things just doesn't belong here, one of these things just doesnt belong...
by darth bob
Madame Tussaud's new waxworks look really lifelike!
by will
"Now everyone smile for the family portrait"
by Fan064
After much dileberation the bold guy get's the front. The other complain miserably.
by Lady Dark
Imperial Choir Conductor: "No no no! E flat, Lobot! E flat!" Lobot: "Uh...sorry. I can't really hear with this metal donut attached to my ears."
by Ree-Yees Binks
Ladies and gentlemen!!!!!! The Imperial Choir!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ree-Yees Binks
"What happened to my armour?"
by Ree-Yees Binks
Got milk?
by Ree-Yees Binks
i'm standing here like they're my stormtroopers, but actualy I'm the stupid guy who does nothing the whole film trough and never says a f****** thing
by Bart Juttmann
How do you like damn apples?
by Bart Juttmann
Bummer! The only reason why I'm here is to add more colour to this shot!
by Bart Juttmann
I'll just get me coat
by Ollie Graham
one of these things is not like the other, one of theses things just doesn't belong.
by Yoda4365748
by Ian Bowie Madu0@aol.com
Heeeey wait a minute.... You're not the lobot actor! You're under arrest
by Ian Bowie Madu0@aol.com
Usually, one against seven always wins, but not in this case.
by Princess Syra
We now present to you The Full Monty!
by Joe
The boys are back and this time it's personal
by John Camilleri
off screan: ok lobot now act scared. good. now put your hands up. perfect. come on work with me here people
by zach vw
lobot: what? whos behinde me? stormtropers you dont say!
by zach vw
"In this scene, we've secretly replaced Lobot with Folgier's Crystals. Let's see if they notice."
by OsBlos
"And now the Imperial rendition of Seven Brides For Seven Stormtroopers!"
by Locdog07
Stormtrooper #1: "Lobot, this is the fashion palace. Put your poofy sleeves up and come quietly or we'll be forced to take you shopping."
by Bullwinkle
Lobot: "I'm pretty sure I didn't say that."
by Bullwinkle
Lobot stands proudly for the Storm Troopers Graduation pictures.
by Catherine Summersky
Why are we here? Shouldn't we be shotin' someone or something?
by Angel Antilles
Next we wil all do 10 jumping jacks Stormtrooper: in armor are you kidding
by Heather Melton
by
There's a new Sheriff in town: Lobot
by Darth Firefly
ummm... soldier 146-423 your fly is unziped... copy that 146-424
by mattoise
Don't Look at me, I dont know here he is.
by Qui-George Jim
"Uh....honey...? It's for you."
by CABJBLK
Ladies and Gentlemen of Bespin, YOUR IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERRRRS!!!!!!!
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool
Mr. Lobot and his 3rd grade Storm Troopering class
by Soulreaper
"I ordered the 'Battle-Droid' set! Friggin' E-bay never gets my order right! Now I'll have to send these back."
by CABJBLK
As his companion stormtroopers cry as Rose says good -bye to Jack, the only non-clone realizes his stupididty as he actually watched that darn Titanic movie.
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool
Lobot joins a squad of stormtroopers in a rousing rendition of "Carol of the Bells"
by Damara Aidendale
I said Get Marilyn ready, the dancers are hear and are in place for the "Diamonds are a girls best friend" number.
by Jada Marnew
"And now, straight from the central core of the Empire, the roughest, toughest, and meanest bunch of Stormies you've ever seen! Please welcome the Storming Seven Stormtrooper Choir
by Aubrey-Wan Kenobi
"And now, straight from the central core of the Empire, the weakest, most incompitent, and least-skilled bunch of Stormies you've ever seen! Please welcome the Backstreet Elite!!!! (Chicks scream)
by Aubrey-Wan Kenobi
Lobot:"I present to you 'Stormtroopers on Ice' ."
by battlecruserman
One of these things is not like the other...
by Sith Lordess Sarin of the WIndy City
Because John forgot his stormtrooper armor, the others made him wear the headpiece of shame.
by Jordafettan
OK boys, lets Riverdance!
by Atom
they call me mello yellow
by benjamin johnson
Lobot: "Is there by any chance seven Stormtroopers behind me?" Stormie(far back): "Uhh Mr. Lobot? Can you help me get my codpiece off, I really gotta potty!!!!"
by SarKenobi7
Lobot: "Lando, Lando!!! Look at what I found!!! Seven shiny white Stormtroopers with guns that go BANG!!!!"
by Qeeen Ammmiidd
I told you to have my daughter home by 10:30
by The Evil One
Look, sir, droid!
by Phoenix
Stormtrooper #1: "Hey, it's Kevin Spacey!" Stormtrooper #2: "Blast him!" !"
by Darth Really Mean Guy
Hey, uh, is there any stormtroopers behind me?
by Caleb Hanger
LOBOT: "And now, the performance you've all been waiting for. Allow me to introduce....Stormtroopers in tights!!!"
by Jedi Master Gimpy
LOBOT: I knew I should have gone with the fuschia and black. The white tends to clash with the complexion.
by Jedi Master Gimpy
Bespin is visited by the rising music group, "Stormtroopers n' Blasters"
by Jedi Master Gimpy
Lobot will never again be late paying taxes.
by Jedi Master Gimpy
And here we have the Imperial boys chior with their wonderful conductor, LOBOT!
by Darth Snader
You will buy Colt 45 or Lando will make you into a droid!
by liz skywalker
The Stormtrooper's class graduation photo
by Jeda
On the set of Madonna's "Imperial Girl" music video (dir.--Lobot)
by Captain EO
Han was not the only one Lando betrayed... "Ok you're right... Lobot's great for target practice!
by Jeda
On the set of Madonna's "Imperial Girl" music video (dir.--Lobot)
by Captain EO
The Stormtrooper's New Angel Choir
by Jeda
Okay, guys. Once Vader gets around the corner, you start to sing Happy Birthday. Don't make it bad; I want a new headset.
by Rex
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we'd like to present the wonderful Death Star Tabernacle Choir!"
by Mr. Boy
New from Lobot Designers, the new line of Imperial Eveningware, great for those rough nights of getting home from chasing rebel scum.l scum.
by Last True Spacecowboy
...And the Cloud City Retirement Home now presents, in a play of two acts, "A Tale of Seven Stormtroopers".
by Andrea (Cyax Arcadia @ the CCC)
LOBOT: "Damn! This stupid headset always attracts Imperials!"
by Joe Fleet
What you say 'bout my momma?!
by Darth Gonz
I have a bad feeling about this . . .
by The Sith Who Came in From the Cold
Shortest at the front, goddammit!
by Michael D
" He he.. look at him, he's got earmuffs on....Hey buddy... you forgot your coat!"
by frank
Oh yeah, work with me! You're sexy! You're sexy bitches! Come on now, you're hot, I'm telling you!
by Halcohol
The Infamous StormTrooper Song And Dance Group
by Jovakra Mirran
"you wanted the best, you got the best... from a galaxy far, far away...Mr. Joe Baldhead and the stormtroopers!!!!"
by Puke Skywalker
They're like FRIGGIN' HEMROIDS!!!!!
by Chris Carroll
Halt Solicitor
by Daniel Johnson
After the Stormtroopers finish singing the song that goes "I'm just mad about sephron" The man in front steps out and says "Lucas Clothing, hey, the keniving Empire likes it, you'll LOVE it!"
by Skywalk
Lobot: I'm sorry but I can't find my stormtrooper suit
by Thomas Lane
Ah...Lando...sir? There seems to be a problem with the new cloning machine
by Raziel
Lobot
by
George Lucas: Cut! Cut! CUT! Lobot, your showing too much emotion. C'mon don't make it look fake.
by Thomas Lane
The newest musical act in the galaxy: Puff Lobot and the Family.
by Raziel
Stormtrooper on far right: Hey! I can see myself in his big bald head.
by Thomas Lane
George Lucas: Hey Lobot! your fly is undone. Made you look!
by Thomas Lane
Lucas: Lobot! Take off your hernia belt. Were filming here.
by Thomas Lane
Thank you, thank you. And for our next number...
by Sreya
Da white boys get down in da hood.
by Darth Etoxu
Jean luc Picard always had a secret fantasy of being in Star Wars, Episode VII: The dance of the Stormtroopers
"HA!" You and what army!?....................oh................uh.............um...........
(singing) It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A . . . .
Lobot: just because I have this thing on my head doesn't mean you can laugh and point at me
I like the new edition to our security personel Commander Riker, but this?
I am *NOT* working with these............things.....!!!
Lobot: this is what happends after 12 unpaid tickets
Lobot: this is what happends after 12 unpaid tickets
"Imperials? What makes you think I'm working for the Imperials?"
"Try running away, you said... those stormtroopers wouldn't catch you, you said..."
Lobot: "Sorry Lando, they got me!"
Stormtrooper:"Lord Vader, we have captured a Mr. Captain Picard"
"Trust me Lando, if even one of those dim-witted stormtroopers could get in here, I'll eat my shorts!"
Lobot: "Now..... Are you REALLY sure I said that?!"
**One of these things is not like the other, one of these things..........**
Stormtrooper leader: "You've got to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, Punk?"
Sorry Lando, I didn't hear them coming.
Stormtrooper Leader: "I know we're lousy shots, but if we all shoot together, ONE of us is going to hit you."
Stormtrooper Leader: "I know we're lousy shots, but if we all shoot together, ONE of us is going to hit you."
"LANDO! They got here just before you did...I'm sorry"
Don't worry Lando, even if they all shot me, I won't be hit.
The Imperial art of camoflage. "Imperials? Where? I only see white!"
"I don't know Lando, I fed one of them, and they all followed me home!"
Oh no. Mom's here...
"Sorry sir, the dress code for this club is white and black, with matching helmet."
Ok, we found you. Now our turn to hide!
Suddenly, Bob felt uncomfortable being out of uniform. "Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check again huh Bob?"
To his dread, Lobot discovered that the Empire relly didn't have a casual Friday.
I now Give you for your enjoyment.... ST7. ST7=all rign Backsteet boys repare for the ultimate Boy Band
addicted to love on Cloudmtv
aren't you a little short to be a storm trooper??
"Now after I move my left foot...you swing to the right and put your arms in the air....Oh c'mon! I don't feel any passion here!"
I'm in trouble.
I should of taken a right at that last turn...
Pick the odd one out.
The Imperial syncronised dance team have a conversation with the opposition.
Dave wondered if his life would ever get any better than pin setter at Imperial Bowl-O-Rama
"O.k, 1-2-3 'It's fun to stay at the YMCA, the YMCA'....come on....go on, just like we rehersed....please!.....well bloody sod yer then!!"
LoBot was never a slave to fashion
The stormtroopers' reaction when they were told that Princess Leia was waiting for them in the next room wearing a pvc catsuit!!!
Mr. Bond. You have a nasty habit of..... surviving. Try these guys for awhile.
It's fun to stay at the Y...M...C...A... (The Imperial Peoples first and last performance)
Darn it Lobot! We told you it was a white armor affair. Read your invite!
Find five wrongs!!
Tupperware party of seven, table nine..
(happy music) 'One of these thing just doesn't belong here...'
(1st Stormtrooper) 'What is it with not seeing people's ears in these goddam movies?' 2nd Stormtooper 'dude, shuuut uuup, they'll hear you'. 1st Stormtrooper 'HOW?'
lobot: I feel like I'm being watched....
The Stormtrooper Dance
The Class of Empire academy 2000
"Lobot's highschool memories" IMPERIAL CLASS OF 3324
"Lobot's highschool memories" IMPERIAL CLASS OF 3324
Radio City proudly presents The Christmas Spectacular, starring the Rockettes!
No, no guys. at this ate, we will never make MTV's top 100. Sing it once more - with feeling!
No, no guys. At this rate, we will never make MTV's top 100. Sing it once more - with feeling!
Picard to Enterprise: These new earmuffs have beamed me to an alternate dimension
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your entertainment tonight, presenting : The backstreet stormtrooper boys!
The Vader fall collection, in tasteful white, with matching styrofoam boots and helmets.
Yours for a limited time only: Your very own set of 7 matched fully poseable action figures. 399.95 credits
One of these kids is doing his own thing!
Let's give a round of applause for the Stormtroopr Choir!
"Let's see, if we re-program Lobot, we can take control of the storm troopers...or is that the other way around?"
Lobot: Ok, that was probally our best number yet, but Trooper2 can you bring your leg up a little higher on that next kick? Trooper2: No problem...
Can you say village people?
"Hey, all these guys are wearing white plastic suits. SECURITY!!! Take these men away. They are ruining my movie filming."
What the hell is that thing around your head? Tell or we shoot!
"You shouldn't have told me to stockpile all that food for Y2K!"
(storm troopers) "Hey baldy! Baldy! Put your hands up! (bald guy) "Who you calling baldy, Hey! Point those guns away from me!
Lobot: "You guys wanna know why I'm bald, wear this computer, and how I got my name. Well, the reason is, I GOT A LOBOTOMY!!!'
....And Featuring Lobot and the Imperial Dance Squad!!!
*middle stormtrooper* Lobot, are you thinking what I'm thinking? *lobot* Yes....THE PERFECT CHEER!!!
...and all they could do was stare....and fire with incredibly bad aim.
Lobot: "Hi, my friends are here to audition for 'The Full Monty'"
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the Singing Imperials featuring the melodic voice of a bald guy!
Stormtrooper: Turn the music back on right now!
Trooper: Psst! Captian! What is that thing on that guy's head?
And here are the new Stormtrooper desings. They're all the rage...
uhhhh, Lobot, i thought you said you locked the door!
Okay boys, FETCH!
Boy, the 'Where's Bald Guy Books' are getting really easy.
The swimsuit competition for the MR Death Star pagent
"Their blasters are so darn loud, I have to wear these ear-muffs! I hate this job..."
Person in foreground-"(gasp) That bald guy was working for the Empire after all!!" Bald guy-"What?" Person -"I said: You were working for the Empire after all!" Bald guy-"Huh??"
Alright, what's behind stormtrooper number.... three!?
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.
White and yellow? Someone wanted their starbase Banana-colored.
One of these things is not like the others......................
Stormtroopers, a.k.a. Charlie's Angels
Hold on, Capper, you're under arrest for mockery of Imperial property.
after the invasion of cloud city lobot made a living by doing imperial army advertisments
Trooper#1: "Man, I wish we were fighting rebels!"
Trooper#1: "Man, I wish we were fighting Rebels!" Trooper#2: "Tell me about it....I hate being a runway model!"
did you ever have a feeling you were being watch
How many Stormtroopers does it take?........
7 Stormtroopers, A Cyborg, and a city in the clouds
And now, the Miss Coruscant contest, with your host, Lobot!
Back here at the star wars farm we know how to make sure everybody has a good time see
man, those wookies know how to get it on
"Ok Lobot, whatever you do, DON'T look behind you"
When the Stormtrooper commander said they were going to throw a suprise party for Lando's little operation, they thought he was using a euphanisim
"And introducing, the Death Star Stormtroopers Glee Club!"
Okay everybody now for our next act it's Lobot and the Stormettes!
OK girls, sidestep together, backside front, one and a two...
The seven stormtroopers (dopey, doc, sleepy, grumpy. bashful, sneezy, and another one currently undisclosed0 and there roommate Lo White
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just dosen't belong. Can you tell me which thing is not like the other. Can you tell me which thing before the end of this song.
Impatienly awaiting their ballet leasons their instructor just now realizes he forgot to zip his fly...
I don't think I should have eaten that extra burrito...
They call it Mellow Yelow...yeah.
Picture Day at the Imperial school
Damn I forgot my gun.
WHAT THE F@%K ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
George Lucas:"Okay, now everyone act thrilled and full of life..."
Hey, some Party! Man you living room is sooo seventies.
Stormtrooper: "So it's step, step, turn, step, turn, step, pause?" Bald guy: "No, you idiot! It's step, step, turn, step, pause, step, turn!"
"Sorry we don't have any tables available." "You don't have any tables availale."
Camera Man:"Oh, boy. Uh, um, uhh - OKAY FINE!!! - I did steal your toupee. Just point those things somewhere else!"
There's one in every crowd.
Which one of things isn't right, Which one of these things just doesn't belong.....
John always wanted to be a stormtrooper, but he had to settle for being Vaders personal assistant.
From left to right: Storm Trooper, Storm Trooper, Storm Trooper, Luke in Storm Trooper disguise, Storm Trooper, Storm Trooper,Han in Storm Trooper uniform....
to camera man: Turn around, you idiot! I don't think Storm Troopers your biggest problem
Hey ,, What the hell are we doing,, and the hell is that guy..
"Oh, we're the boys of the chorus, we hope you like our show! We know you're rootin' for us, but now we have to go!!"
obi_chick
obi_chick
obi chick
the newest gap comersal
I dont care how bad you want it, you cant be princess leia in the brodway version!
Simon Says "Put your hands by your sides".... Put your hands on your head! Damn! You guys are too good at this...
(In a very monotonous manner) "And now, here to introduce the new line of imperial pez, th- geez, I don't get paid enough for this."
Hello
Wipe them out, All of them
The guy on bottom left corner: It was a hard desission, but the new, Mr. Universe is...
As You can see, This is a great cure for male pattern baldness!
Storm trooper: Lord vader, Im not a fashon expert, but you look so much better with the black outfit.
andrew
Everyone ready for Riverdance.
The newest Brodway musical. "Stormtroopers revenge"
The newest Brodway musical. "Stormtroopers revenge"
Lobot: Hey! How come I only get to wear this head thingie and they get to wear Stormtrooper amor? Thats it where's my agent!?
Freeze! But I was going into Toshii station to pick up some power converters.
Pllllllleeeeeaaaassssseeeee release me, let me goooooo
Uh...Lando, there's some guy here to see you, says his name's Death Zader or something.
Buy "The Troopers" latest Album featuring Kojak. (limited Cloud City edition with bonus track "Lollipops 'n Clouds")
Stormtrooper: "Ah, we're looking for a guy named Lobot. Have you seen him?"
John Williams has changed a little ... like the London Symphony Orchestra...
"Do you ever get the feeling someone's watching you, just waiting to pounce?"
New Snickers ad: "Not going anywhere for a while?"
"...so you're the guy from the Humor Caption screen?"
(music can faintly be heard through lobot's "hearing aid" as lobot bobbs head) trooper closest to lobot : "he's not a cyborg, he's listening to music over that thing!"
OK Guys! Reach down and touch your toes! One and Two and....
Lady's and Gentlemen, welcome to the lastest fashion show in Stormtrooper wear!
Always the trendsetter, eh, Lobot?
"Stormtroopers! I choose you!"
Lobot: But the Cold War is over! Commander: Fire squad, fire!
You heard me, get rid of that "Are you sure I said that?" logo at the top of this page and nobody gets hurt!
Sir, we caught this guy auditioning for the role of Cpt. Jean-Luc Picard in the studio next door. Request permission to burn him at the stake.
one of these things is not like the others one of these things is just not the same
one of these things is not like the others one of these things is just not the same
one of these things is not like the others one of these things is just not the same
one of these things is not like the others one of these things is just not the same
Lobot's Merry Cloud City Minstrels Perform Nightly In The Timbana Room at Cloud City Casino Ballroom
Hello Sir, I am Lobot, human-cyborg relations, I speek curently 6 millions of language and dialects. I am also programmed to communicate with computers of a city or a spaceshi.... that scene was cut..
I swear...that's the last time I take my stormtrooper uniform to those cleaners...same day service my fanny!
Lobot's previous job.... I tell you Lord Sidious, there is no way these soldiers cans be shot down, and they can resist to anything that is thrown at them, including rocks...
Storm Trooper behind Lobot: I never did like this guy, hey do you think I could hit him? Stormtrooper next to him: You couldn't hit the floor if you fell on it!!!
"Don't shoot me! i swear i'll join your side as soon as i get this little susrprise attack plan to Luke!
Lobot: Hey Lando, now will you give me that raise?
Stormtrooper on far right: Even though Princess Leia has gone bald on top, I still find her VERY attractive!
Director Vader: "People! You're going to half to work a LOT harder than this if you want to be in "An Empire's Chorus Line"
one of many rejected scenes from "Thriller"
one of many rejected scenes from "Thriller"
"I'm not sure, Michael, after all, the video's called "Thriller", maybe we should use zombies or something..."
Lobot presents the Imperial Youth Choir
"Exuse me, sir? The stormtroopers want to talk about there pay!"
How much for the card board cutouts?
*Middle Stormtrooper* : Watch out guys! Lobot isn't Y2K compliant!
And now presenting the Imperial Stormtrooper Choir under the direction of Mr. Lobot.
And now presenting the Imperial Stormtrooper Choir under the direction of Mr. Lobot.
...And now for the dance portion of shew.
All right which one of you snatched lobot bald??
"Frozen Han Solo? What do you mean? that we lost him?.... nah"
Man on the front: "Lord Vader, I have here the Ewoks you asked for"... "What do you mean this aren't Ewoks???"
LOBOT to himself: They look nice, but they can't hit the broadside of a Sandcrawler from five feet away.
"I can't wait to see Lord Vader's face when he sees the Ewoks I brought him!!!"
[sung] "One of these kids is doin' his own thing. C'mon, can you tell which one...."
I am not amused.
Stormtroopers: Shoot the borg! Shoot The Borg! Doggonit...wait...wrong movie!!!
Robotic Guy: And I thought I kicked butt....
Lobot looked a little sheepish as his friends saw how many troopers he'd brought to the freshman's party.
Oh riiiiight, we're doing THAT scene... I'll be in my trailer.
The 'Cloud City Trooper Detail, 7th Unit Annual Group Photo' has to be retaken.
But Mooooommm, I don't wanna play with these guys. They're mean.
(Stormtrooper at back) 'Pssst... hey, buddy: This is WIDESCREEN man, you're in the shot.
Only after heavy persuasion did Lobot agree to say 'Are you sure I said that?' for the humor section.
"What do you mean this isnt star trek?"
"Ohh my god they Killed Kenny!"... "You bastards!!!"
The man on the front: "Pshh! They say that this photo will be only used to make fun of it!!!"
Lobot:At the Star Wars... Troopers: Star Wars! Lobot: Star Wars cantina...
"Oh, one of these things just doesn't belong........"
There's someone standing behind me, isn't there?
Sadly the rebels left Lobot behind to face the wrath of the empire in their haste to escape Cloud City
One... Singular senesation... every little step, she takes...
[singing dully] "The Vengabus is com-ing, and everybody's jump-ing..."
YMCA...
They were trying hard not to laugh as Darth Vader showed them his latest teletubby
That's right, one of the men behind you is you long lost brother Ernie!
Imperial Glee Club; Cloud City Chapter
So... who gets to open up a can of whoop ass on the prisoner first? *all cracking knuckles*
Norman was sick of looking like 50 billion other troopers, and decided to wear something different to duty... needles to say, he was badly beaten frequently and vanished dayss later.
Okay boys... and-a 1 and-a 2 and-a 3 and-a 4..... "Gimme am L.. A...N...D...O....
Do you feel different? Want to be like everybody else? Join the Empire today!!!
Psst! Hey, Charlie, I think I hear Britney Spears comin' outta his headphones!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cyborg Moses of Soul... LOBOT! And his beautiful Trooperettes!
All right, wiseguy... I'll tell ya who's gonna kick yer butt: Me and THIS army!
Trooper #5 to Trooper #3: "Geez, typical Lobot. All this cuz the guy can't find his 'Pooh' undershorts!"
Welcome to Camp Cloud City, you maggots! I'm your drill instructor Lobot, and you will start and finish anything you say with "SIR!" - you got that, you worms?
"Okay guys, the Backstreet Boys are over there...fire at will!!!"
Say 'cheeeese'
Troopers: "Hey cue ball... take off those damn headphones and that redicules pirate shirt before you get us ALL killed!!"
Lucas: Hey c?on guys, this isn?t the Star Trek so stop with that "resistance is futile" -crap!
I realize that it can get cold at high altitudes, but c'mon ear muffs??!!
Stormtroppers looking for kicks on a Saturday night decide to pick on judge Mills Lane on the way home from a hard days work
lobot: "stay calm, stay calm" stormies: "guys, i think i see something" lobot: i hope they don't see me stormies: "naw, it was nothin"
Be vewy, vewy quiet. We're hunting Lobot.
The famous last words that Lando ever heard: Fireing squad, ready... aim... FIRE!
So Mr. Lucas, do you wan?t to reconsider our pay cut?
Lucas: Okay, you on the right take few steps to your right, and you back there come a little closer... AND FOR THE LAST TIME WILL YOU ALL STOP SAYING ROGER, ROGER ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!?!
luke
Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!
Stormtrooper one: Okay fellows before he turns around lets change places, so he can?t tell who is who!
And for a short while everyone froze while the infamous "Duracell Bunny" passed by...
Stormtrooper on the left *thinking*: Oh man, why did I drink all that Calo, and eat that sand-melon... I really need to find a CW!!
Freeze! FBIS! That?s Federal Burey Investigation of Investigation by Stromtroopers!
Hey guys. Don't move. Maybe he won't see us.
Jerry Seinfeld: Whats the deal with Death Stars, you blast ?em and they just keep coming back! Trooper: I?ll blast you!!
Dr. Evil: As you see Powers, you can never defeat me! Blast him boys!
Graduating class 1999 (Imperial PS 428)
Ok now people lets pick up the pace and on three : 1 2 3 : step two three slide two three spin two three
The Lando Sky Chorus singing "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing" being led by Paul Schaffer
Look, I don't care HOW long you've rehearsed that dance number, you guys just aren't quite what we're looking for to be in Lord of the Dance.
Lobot turns away from the "open fly" sqaud
Lobot: Hmm I feel a great disturbance in the force... It feels like seven whiteguys are staring att my butt. I don?t think I should take that shower with my new imperial friends after all.
OK, guys, let's take it again from the top, but this time let's hear a little more from the back row. You're not going to get dinner until I hear everyone singing.
And the winner of this year's Ms. Storm Trooper contest is...
And the new desings for this winter as you can see have gone back to that classic imperial look. Notice the unique headdress on The lovely Lobot to your right. Marvelous!
strike a pose. Vogue Vogue Vogue
Photo op of a lifetime
Forgot your uniform again eh lobot? ...Mastercard
*Tom Jones playing in the background* "You can keep your helmet on....."
Which of these things do not belong?
And here, we have the Star Wars rendition of Lobot and the Seven Stormtroopers...
William Shatner dressed as Lobot along with the Star Trek crew during a Sci-Fi shoot
Unto the irony of Richard Simmons, the original Lobot, the stormtrooper dance number at the end of ESB was cut out
Once again, Lobot fails to fit in the the Imperial Army
(*singing) In the Empire, You can see some galaxies. In the Empire, You can kill Ewoks with ease. They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit!
wait wait wait..... let me guess you have me surrounded (like you did in the 1st movie)
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
"Now this lovley number just screams darkside goons what do you think?
The imperial boys glee club has yet again won the galactic championship after all the compatition forfitted coincidentally after being choked to death by an "unkown phycotic Parent" yet again prove
Despite his appalling fashion sense, Lobot ended up faring much better in life than most of his Tibanna U. classmates.
And now, Lobot proudly presents: the Grande Imperial Jazz Coir!
Where is Waldo?
the storm troper dance team
Voice: lobot would you belive your an candid camera
as the day slowley winds down the storm tropers take there last captive
kill the bald guy, he ate all the pizza and drank all the blue milk
"Is anybody else having trouble hearing?"
So how do you like the dancers I hired for the musical? I was thinking of maybe putting them in the first number...
And here we have the imperial class of `99 with their teacher Lobot
" We are family.... oh yeah... we are family..."
shit
Is THIS the droid we're looking for? *GASP*
Lame_Bantha
Lobot: "Listen, you TFN guys. I want a caption up and my stormtroopers and I aren't leaving until we get one posted!"
..."for pennies a day these Stormtroopers can have running water, decent food, needed medicine..."
Lobot: These men wanted a table, Lando, but when I told them they couldn't have one they pulled out their guns.
Dear Vader,
Dear Vader, Happy New Year from all the fellas.
We're aiming at you, Lobot!
We are the scum of the universe...we are: the Men In White
You ARE going to post this caption, or do you want to talk to my friends in white?"
Lobot's School of Dance
And this year's finalist in the Stormtrooper of the Galaxy contest.
The return pictures from the stormtrooper retreat were somewhat less than cheerful.
I said, where do you get the earmuffs?
Now, everybody say CHEESE.
Here you see the impressive likeness of these storm troopers. now if you will follow me we will move on to the hall of presidents.
Lobot: "Oh sure, I turn around and you kick me in the but again, this time I'm not turning around no matter how many storm Troopers you say there are, sheesh Lando, get a new joke already won't you!"
Watch out Max Rebo, it's the newest Singing sensation.. "The Backstreet boys!"
and next on Star Search... Lobot and the pips!
One of these things is not like the other
one of these things is not like the other, one of these things just isn't the same...tell me which and you win the game!
WHAT DO YA MEAN I DON'T FIT IN?
Storm Trooper #1: Hey Steve?guess who forgot his armor again?
Storm Trooper #1: Hey Steve?guess who forgot his armor again.
The Storm Trooper who bumped his head on the door in A New Hope never worked again.
Please can I be a Storm Trooper, guys? I was in The Goonies, you know.
It was him, #3 in the back, he's the one who said' there's one, set for stun' and got blown away. "That's not true! All right men set for stun..." Gets blown away by own squad.
"Three little maids from school are we..."
And now stormtrooper squad six choir will sing the ballad of THE HMS PINNIFORE , 3...2...1 ready go!
Now we see Lieutenant Shaw in the frisky winter onterage we call Fry Rebel Fry, he's ready to take BAD aim and fire only at the Insignificant cast.
I REFUSE to work with them! THEY ALL want to be the TIN MAN in the play !
The bill collectors are here to see you, sir.
Ladies and Gentalmen, Helga VonBruman and her all lesbian choir.
Next up... THE IMPERIAL DANCE TEAM!!!! ...for as long as they can survive the music they'll be dancing to BACKSTREET BOYS', 'EVERYBODY'!!!
"There's nobody else in here except us stormtroopers?"
"Luck I am your mother"
"There is no escape! Mawhawhaw!"
"And next, in the Cloud City All-Star Concert, the Backstreet Bones will be singing , Life on Carida. . ."
Stormtrooper Captain: I think we can take care of a little bunch of Rebels... Lobot: No, Captain, your men are already dead...
I knew I shouldn't have worn this outfit! Now look at me!
Lobot: So what are you a$$holes anyway, the SW KKK?? Stormtrooper: SHUT UP and smile for the camera...
Guy on right: "Maybe if i don't move they won't see me."
Stormtrooper in middle: Aw... jeez. Wha- NOOOO!!! He glues our hands together again! VAAAADEEERR!!!!
Tired of taking orders from Lando day after day, Lobot quits his job and defects to the Empire.
Lobot: And now everyone, I'd like you to meet the Weather Troopers! They've come here all the way from..uh..wherever...to sing you a song! Troopers: It's rainin' men! Holalujah! ::disco lights::
One Lobot, a thousand Stormtroopers--typical Hasbro POTF2 case breakdown. . . .
Lobot realized that the third stormtrooper from the left had pushed him off a swing in second grade. That's when he got mad...
There is ONE thing in this picture that doesn't belong...ONE...
"We have orders to destroy the Pokemon. Where are they?"
"Quick! Aim for that Jedi Knight in training?" "Where? I can see anything in this helmet!" "Yeah, you got the bad armor, too. Ha ha ha..." "Hey, shut up!"
"Quick! Aim for that Jedi Knight in training!" "Where? I can't see anything in this helmet!" "Yeah, you got the bad armor, too. Ha ha ha..." "Hey, shut up!"
Hey, welcome back! It's time now for the talent part of our competition for "Miss Storntrooper"
Alright... this is the big day. I hope you all remember the steps. This is gonna be great. Just remember: I love you guys!
Lobot Cleaners... they're tough on dirt but gentle on carpet.
Stormtrooper: So you say this is where that Jar Jar Binks is hiding Mr. Lobot? (Lobot nods) Alright men, load your weapons.
lobot: "Pigeon! Pigeon! Right foot right foot, left foot left foot, heel heel toe toe, front side, back side slap leather! That's it Stormies!"
That dress code is not up to standards.
Ladies and gentlemen......the Osmonds!!!!
Gordon was to busy listening to his new Celine Dion Cd to notice the hall monitors sneaking up behind him.
So you'll trade me your Lobot for my seven stormtroopers?
So you'll trade me your Lobot for my seven stormtroopers?
Director Lobot turns to the crowd after his famous storm trooper choir sang their rendition of "Never hit your grandma with a great big stick"
"You talkin ta me?"
As you can see here its not the size of your blaster its how you use it.
Lord Vader, it took all seven of us but we are proud to say we caught him! :)
....So Join the GBRA ( GLACTIC BLASTER RIFLE ASSOTION) today.
Pathetic aren't they?
Compare us to those fricken droids again and you are space dust!
I don't think you intimidate a Jedi Knight
Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check again eh Nigel?
Of all the things its a shame that Y2K killed Vader!
The famous Imperial are about to sing... No forget that, there has been a change of program. Thew will now disentigrate the bald guy
The famous Imperial are about to sing... No forget that, there has been a change of program. They will now disentigrate the bald guy
Hi I am John and these poor Stormtroopers are suffering from trapped fart syndrome, it makes their aiming off-thats y these guys couldn't hit a bantha dropping fodder-so please donate!
he he!!!time to play the pied piper!
Can you find robot Waldo?
And then there was this white light... and men standing all around me.... I couldn't see their faces except for one.... and he didn't look human.....
Erm, Lobot, I don't think you actually fit in the Mr. Stormtrooper of the Year publicity shot....
stormtrooper behind lobot-i dare you to rub his head stormtrooper next to lobot-no, you go first first stormtrooper-hey i dared you first! second stormtrooper-darers go first!first trooper-rats!
The New York Jets debut their new, post-Parcells look.
The Stormtrooper Graduation Photo: Since Stormtroopers can't shoot worth beans, the class was small.
Maybe if I stand really still, they won't see me.
The New Rockettes
I wouldn't turn around if I were you
"Do I look fat in this?"
Hey, there was supposed to be a stag party!
"Like oh my god, we have guns"
Storm trooper "I have a gun and i'm not afraid to use it" "oh yeah" SLAP (Storm trooper crying) "What was that for?"
Introducing the cast of the Andrew Lloyd Weber musical.
I said, young man..... Y-M-C-A, common now everybody, Y-M-C-A.....
Uh, would you believe that a an Ewok stole Darth's helmet, uh, yeah??!
7 of these things belong together 7 of these things are kind of the same but one of things don'e belong here
The Vienna Boy's Choir costumes are getting a little extreme lately.
Goerge Lucas:"Okay everyone, I'm giving you all an extra $500. - - - - - - - Don't everyone thank me at once.....
Lobot: "And here is our standard Stormtrooper armor. It comes in sizes ranging from 34 to 40 tall. Now, is this for a formal occasion or a casual massacre?"
All right boys, from the top!
Jedi Bib
"Psst....baldy. Move! You're blocking my shot!"
Take 2 baby steps forward. Mother May I?
Lobtot: Now Lando......... WHO runs things around here?!
"And now for the body armor portion of this year's Miss Galactic Empire Contest..."
Let's have a big hand for the Troops.
Kaufman!! I told you, no ripping on Star Wars!!!
Stormie 1:"Hey, what's baldy listening too?" Stormie 2: "I dunno, but I bet it's not as good as the tune I'm listening to on Armed Forces Radio...Ah said Uh...Ah...Annihilate!"
"One...Chorus line of people, dancing 'till they make us stop..."
"Hey Lobot, look behind you." "Not that again"
Hey You Bold Guy, get lots! You are messing with theTROOPS shooting!
And when Max looked up from his drink, he realized those weren't Vegas showgirls!
And right here we have contestant number 1. He is all the way from Alltuna and he like blowing things up.
now for the Stormtrooper uniform portion of the pageant
One! Singular Sensation Every Step We Take. One! Singular Sensation! Every Blast We Make!
"Ohh My god!!! dont shoot me"... "Don't worry they're made of wax, we are in a wax museum! remember!?"
Cartman: "I hate you guys! now you will respect my autoritah!"
"Excuse me, sir, but your credit card was ordered destroyed and you have a rather high tab..."
Lobot: Seriously, I know I am loyal but I am NOT gonna fall for the look behind you there are seven armed and ready Stormtroopers behind you trick again!
an accountant.. "This is what accountancy does to people"
Guy in Grey:"Come on guys everyone do the HOKEY POKEY, stick your left blaster in and shake it all about!!!" Stormtrooper:"Set Blasters to DESTROY!!"
ummmm these errr ahhh aren't the droids your looking for???
S Club 7 check out their newest member,
Lobot: "Oh you are SO not going to get make me wear that ridiculous armour. I mean, where are the puffy sleeves, huh??"
Ladies and gentlemen, the Funktroopers! Let's give 'em a hand!
" they sent 7 of us to shoot 1 ugly bald guy?!?"
The TRUE story of the ugly duckling...
Lobot: "That's right. Step, shuffle ball-change. Fuh-lap, fuh-lap, fuh-lap. Move your body!" Stormtroopers: *glare*
Lando messed up when he didn't give out Christmas Bonuses. Lobot was going to correct that.
And Lobot realizes his time is up.
Lobot: Sir? More auditions... Stormtroopers: I got rythem, I got music, I got my girl, who could ask for anything more!
Lobot (thinking): I know my headpiece looks stupid, but thats no reason to stare and point guns at me...
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
Huh?What's going on?
And our next act on Star Search is Lobot and the Troopers.
I know my sleeves don't fit. All my costume money went to this thing wrapped around my head.
Y'know, I thought the groomsmen would look better in those outfits...
I know I have a nice butt but would you stop staring?
"Hold on a second. My blaster jammed. Damnit! The rest of you guys too? Man, don't even tell me I have to let this guy go."
It's the Star Wars Christmas Special featuring Lobot and the Star Wars Dancers
Which man of this picture is wrong????
hey macerena
i dont know but ive been told eskimo pussy is really cold
At least I?m cool with being bold...
Oh, this is SOOOOO unfair...
Any now heres *NSYNC
"If I stand really still, maybe Vader won't notice me."
And now ladies and gentlemen, THE JACKSONS!!!
The Bespin Starlight Lounge would like to present Diva Lobot and the troopers.
Now, may I present to you, the Rockettes!
storm troper in the back: i could easaly take out that flaching light thing that guy keeps using!
Uh, mom. I know this looks bad, but...
Numbers 1 and 4, thank you. The rest of you make the chorus line. Please follow Mr. Lobot to the...
As the TK421 family photos were taken Billy didn't want to be in the pitcture afterall, and Lobot walked infront of the camera, shortly before the tragic misfire of 6 blasters.
Lobot's moonlighting as a Stormtrooper Standee salesman was not going well.
One of these things is not like the others... One of these things doesn't belong...
"OH! She's simply irresistible!"
Most did not know that lobot was a prolific lover, but he was always proud of his sons.
Sure, they weren't the happiest chorus in the galaxy, but when they sang, it was like heaven.
Off-screen-voice: no no no, you've got it all wrong! Lobot, move a little more in the center, you're blocking Jimmy. --And Joe, come a little closer, I can barely see you. Now, Lobot, say "Cheese!"
"We love him, we love him, we love him, and where he goes we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow" (The Imperial Choir)
"We love him, we love him, we love him, and where he goes we'll follow, we'll follow, we'll follow" (The Imperial Choir)
"Disgruntled Stormtroopers...on the next Lando Show."
Now they will show me how guns work on idiots who ask questions.
AAAAND now... Radio City Music Hall proudly presents... the Stormtroopettes! Take it away, ladies!!
You brought all htese chaperones for our first date
Man in Grey:" Hey... I think we lost em.. lets go!"
Ya see. I wanted to come to Brunch, but Nooo... All you could do was tap your little watch at me. Well, whose got who by the chimmy-chongas now?
Jazzercise was always the least favorite class at the Academy on Carida.
Here are the extras you ordered, Mr. Lucas. They can stand in the background AND form a kick line.
Storm Trooper on left: "When do we start singing?"
This is another one of those "One of these things just doesn't belong" type of pictures.
So you like my butt buddies?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... in the Star Ward Universe
If you guys are still there when I turn around there'll be no dessert for any of you!!
As you can see, white plasteel armor is definitely IN!!!
I told you this flick was based on "The Seven Samurai" --- and here they are!
Lobot auditions new members of the Cloud City Music Hall Rockettes
I'd make a snappy comment about those stormtroopers on the stairs behind me, but since I never said a word during the entire movie ...
Domo arigoto, Mr. Loboto
Lobot poses for a family portrait
"We're men.... We're men in thights..."
scene from the Imperial hit film "The Full Trooper Monty"
Y.. M... C... A... The new Village people tryouts
"Anything ELSE? you'd like to add?"
"...7 Stormtroopers in the bed and then 1 of them said "Roll Over"
And now the Storm Trooper choir will sing, "It's not easy being white."
Ladies and Gentlemen of Bespin... the total lack of enthusiasm brigade...
Director: "Lobot, just move a little to the left, oh forget it, MOVE RIGHT!"
Lobot to Stormtroopers: "Take the Administrator and lock him up where he will can not help in the escape attempt." Stormtroopers come forward and haul Lando away.
Lets Take it from the top guys, Lobot your turns are a bit slow
"Sorry, Baldy, only beings with HAIR can enter the barber shop!"
The galaxy's newest sports sensation: Stormtrooper bowling!
and welcome to another meeting of Mechanicals annonymous. I'm your host Lobot.
"Eyyyy......Macerana!" "Hey you with head brace! This is our last practice,if you're going to this on the big night Vader might be a bit angry, and he's not as forgiving as I am."
Lobot was disappointed to find out that he couldn't be a stormtrooper because the helmet wouldn't fit over his oversized hearing aid.
Gonk will avenge me
"And this is our winter collection of fine stormtrooper armor" "ORder now and get a free blaster"
"Don't move, I think that guy in the third row is looking at us."
"Look, Lando, I'm not falling for that, 'Imperial Stormtroopers are behind you' trick again."
This season, don't be without "Stormtrooper White" for Men, by DV Chanel
Cloud City Trooper Class of 82
Lobot always dressed funny in Imperial School class photos.
And taking the Imperial Charts by storm..Lobot and the Troopers!
Justin Wong
The Empire's hair club for men and stormtroopers
And may I Present "The Dancing Stormtroopers"
And now with you, the Stormtroopers musical number, singing the song "We really got you now!"
And now we return to the "Little Miss Stormtrooper pagent!" here's your host Lobot!!!!
No, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today.
Nimrod
Nimrod
one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just don't belong...
No, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today.
Lobot
Ummm... could someone get the cyborg out of the way...
One of these things is not like the other...
"It was so nice of you guys to walk me home. Maybe next time we can try your place?"
" 7 of these things belong together, 7 of these things are kinda the same. Can ya guess which cyborg is doing his own thing? Now it's time to play our game..." (for all you sesame street fans!)
"I swear to god. Lando said dress CASUAL!"
"Did I forget my suit AGAIN?"
hey is this graduation photo gonna be in the yearbook
Ladies and Gentlemen, Lobot and His Dancing StormTroopers
"And now, our rendition of 'A Chorus Line'! One.......singular sensation......every little step she takes........"
".....Yes. Yes, we have a wide selection, as you can see...."
"....AVON."
Ladies and gentlemen...comming to you live from Cloud City...high above the planet Bespin....it's Lobot and the Stormtroopers!!!
Is anyone else blinded by that shiny head?
ya know, ya hafta face it..........your addicted to love.
Han, Leia and Chewie: "Bugger!"
Chipendale's White Christmas Special
guy on right: "not fair, when do i get my suite"
Darth vader practices his pull the gun from the hand trick, with partial success.
Lobot: And now, ladies and genleman, for your viewing pleasure, it is my great pleasure to introduce the one, the only, Troopie McCormick and The Lounge Brigade performing the classic "Sith nights" !
The hormones
The hormones
The hormones cured the 7 dwarfs height problems but robbed Snow White of her Hair.
The 7 Snow Whites and a dwarf
The cod-piece salesman had an impressive set of dummies.
8 jars of scalp polish coming right up!
The class of 99
"Everyone in Body Armour" - Gap Advert
The Tic Tac appreciation society soon spotted a Gummy Bear spy
If yer names not on da list, youre not commin' in
This years Armani collection contains several pieces in white
Red light! ... Green light! ... Red light!
Not even Whoopie could teach these guys to sing!
* On October 21, 1994, three students visited Bespin to shoot a documentary. They were never heard from again. One year later, their footage was found. *
Halt James Cameron! We can't permit you on stage. This year we're making sure that Georgie gets the Oscar!
No I never said Star Trek was better than Star Wars. Pleas dont piont those at me.
No I never said Star Trek was better than Star Wars. Pleas dont piont those at me.
I'm Lobot live with "Guess who is Computer generated"
Step away from the motor oil, and no one gets hurt.
It's time for Lobot's aerobics! Let's get ready to work those abs!
It's time for Lobot's aerobics! Let's get ready to work those abs!
I'm sorry, your droids will have to stay outside, bitch!
Now the GIW{guys in white}will show us what happens when an idiot like me says shoot me!
?Say cheese!
Andstep turn kick turn pivet turn step
In the end, Lobot's "Stormtroopers: The Musical" just wasn't the Mega Broadway hit that Lando had hoped for.
I'm your host Lobot, and here's the dancing stormtrooper chorus line!
What, behind me?
So this is where they filmed that scene in Rebel Assault 2.
"He's cute!!!"
Vader: and first position....second position....now....plie
"You Idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!"
I'll give you $10 if you can shot that thing off his head.
Ok,Lobot this is a DRESS rehersal. If you wanna be in Rent FIND A COSTUME!
who would have thought that we replaced droids.
now is thw phantom menace before the old films or after? its all so confusing. I bet he knows quick ask him
What?!
One, and-a two, and a (Follow my lead boys!)....
Today at Cloud City, we've secretly replaced the squad leader with Lobot. Let's see if the experienced Stormtroopers notice the difference.
Ok, let me get this straight, its step, step, turn THEN the kick ?
The judges had a very hard time choosing between you, but the new Miss Coruscant is.... TK421! Congratulations!
First we'll start by loosening up and then we will step arobacise.
Maam, here are the male strippers...
Sir I think you are in trouble!
Okay, just pick out the guy who robbed you.
One of these things is not like the other....
cloud city boys choir
Lobot is "Lord of the Bespin Invasion Dance"!
YO! Tell me what you want, what you really really want....If you wanna be a strormtrooper, you gotta be pretty bad...
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. I sleep all night and I work all day!" Storm troopers: "He's a lumberjack and He's OK. He sleeps all night and he works all day!"
Lobot what has our fabolus contestant won? A WHOLE SQUAD OF STORMTROOPERS (applause)
"Welcome to the Star Wars fashion show. These troopers are showing the latest in military fashion. The other gentleman is sporting a new space-age head-band..."
"Um, is this the Brady Bunch set?"
Unfortunately, the Valley High School cheerleading squad was not the best looking bunch at the competition
"Are you guys ready to start your daily areobics?"
guy on left front-What's that thing on his head-guy on right front-it's a computer that they stuck inside what was left of his brain-leftie-REALLY????
Here's my posse to back me up beyotch!
Hey, Baldie! Whatcha Wearin'? Oh, this? It's my portable game implant--I've got 50 kinds of solitaire, sabaac, poker, roulette, Black jack . . . .
Lobot and the stormtrooper singers
We wanna take you to the Y-M-C-A!
"go greased lightning...."
The Stormtrooper Union along with their leader Lobot form a picket line outside the Naboo Palace
The stormtrooper choir sings "Duel of the Fates"
George Lucas' new in home security force (curtesy of the billions he got from TPM)
Lobot: Are you looking at my butt?
Stormtrooper:I wonder what happens if I shoot him in the butt.
Stormtroppers: Give us an I.
He's been stairing at the Camery for 3 hours. What is his problem?
one of these kids... is... doing his own thing.
Stormtroppers: Give us an I.
Stormtroppers: Give us an I.
one of these kids... is... doing his own thing.
"Mom, Dad these are my dates. I couldn't decide, so we are all going out in one big group!
I'm sorry boss but the Can Can girls were booked tonight!
Unfortunately for Luke and the gang, the stormtroopers weren't fooled by the Leia decoy. Needless to say, they never heard from poor Captain Picard again.
And here behind me is our stormtrooper exhibit. Note how they look ready to fight, but in reality couldn't hit the broad side of a barn.
Lobot just about to begin the full monty.....baby I need some hot stuff.......!!!! groovy baby yeah!
"No no no! For the last time, it's slide, shuffle, -then- pivot. How many times do we have to go over this? *sigh* All right, one more time from the top..."
I'll take a jelly, two powdered, a cream filled, bear claw, and, uh...yeah, two stormtroopers..."
Ok, I think that there is someone behide me.
In the audience, the sounds of flashbulbs popping and parents sniffling could be heard as the Stormtroopers shifted, and prepared their finale, "This Little Light of Mine."
Privately, ST-456 burned up as he shot glaring glances left and right. "Blast! I spend alll this time picking out an outfit, and doesn't someone show up with the same damn one!"
alright everyone, stay calm were the men in white
These are weird looking taun tauns. Are you sure we go out on these?
Bald guy: I am Locutus of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.
Guy on right: Noo ve-a veell teke-a a cluser luuk intu zee fesceeneting leeffe-a ooff zee sturmtruuper.
O.K i admit it ... I did Take the Last Donut
The new Snow White & the Seven Dwarfs didn't go over as well with the kids as originally hoped.
"That's the way they became The Brady Buch"
Lobot, get out of the picture
Lobot: "One, Two, Three, Four... give me a break, give me a break" Stormtroopers: "Break me a piece off of Intergalactic Kit-Kat Bar"
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
"OK, OK, so we went a little overboard preparing for Y2K..."
Ladies and gentleman, the Imperial City Rockettes
And now, the Solid Gold Dancers!
For the last time Lando, there are NO stormtroopers in Bespin!
Han: "D`oh!"
Trooper on left- " psstt, who am i aiming at here? This guy with the muffs or the Camera?
What dessed in white guys behind me?
Ya know I warned and warned him Time and again "lando you know you shouldnt drink Colt45 and get into a cloud speeder" but did he listen to me? Nooooo"!!!
Well, looks like the IRS caught up with me at last...
Somebody forgot his armor.
sir, i don't know if this is a good time, but...... i have to use the bathroom
ladies and gentlman! presenting the Emperical Squad of the Can Cans!
Ladies and Gentelmen, presenting the Stormtrooper castrati choir!
when asked to fill in for the Cantina Band, the storm troopers lined up for miles..... well, feet, anyway....
"No, no, no! Kick, jump, _then_ skip...okay, one more time, from the top..."
Ladies and Gentelmen, presenting the Stormtrooper castrati choir!
MAN " Were looking for Private James Ryan... Er Em Oops wrong movie by the way does my bum look big in this"
Lobot: Ok guys lets play a little game. Simon Says shoot yourselves in the head. Stormtrooper 2: Don't do it guys it's a trick
Avon calling!
Gonna Hafta Face It Your Addicted To StormTroopers
Hey! Get off stage, Lobot! We?re trying to rehearse here.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things is not the same!
"...and you can have it in any colour you wish...as long as it's white!"
Lobot," We need just ONE more stormtrooper to have a full croquet roster."
TROOPERS: Look, Sir!! We found Captain Picard! VADER: I'm your father! LUCAS: cut, cut...
Lobot's aerobics classes were always the highlight of shore leave on Bespin
" But, I'm not an alien"
.........................................................................................
No Han! These guys are just the remodeling crew!
"We are all here so that Paola sees Andr?s loves her..."
"Luke Skywalker and Obi- Gan Kenob... Obkanken... Obiyuan... forget it!!! just Luke... you are under Arrest! "
SMILE!!!! YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA!!!
Thanks for inviting me, but do you mind if I bring a few friends?
April fools!
Find Waldo!
Hey, TK421, did you upgrade Lobot's embedded chips? It's almost Y2K, y'know...
Aren't you a little bald for a stormtrooper?
"It's fun to stay at the Y M C A, it's fun to stay at the Y M C A..."
Rebels, wookies, droids, never fear......Mr. Clean is here.
He was always the family outcast...
This is the last thing Darth Vader saw when Mr. Clean staged a coup d'etat.
"Friends, Rebels, Imperials, lend me your ears. Really, I'll trade this metal thing on my head for a good pair of ears.
Resistance is futile.
Are you sure I said that?
Lobot: I picked the children's costumes myself. They don't seem too imposing,do they?
"OK, now this time, boys, I want you to aim AT the target and THEN shoot. We aren't gonna stop training till you guys can HIT something!"
Lobot: Next half hour on QVC we're selling actual stormtroopers from Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Also, don't miss our special on computerized headpieces for bald men who don't have any lines.
"OK, one more time...'We're men, we're men in white...' No, no, no, you're all off-key!"
(Stormtrooper) OK, on the count of three men, we all yell 'BOO!'"
I don't usually hang around with these nerds.....
its a kodak moment
"Ok, the one on the left move a little more to the right and Lobot face the camera"
Now that he had his own Storm Troopers, lobot vowed that Lando Would NEVER tease him about his earmuffs again!.
Say Cheese!
Got Lando?
UH OH!
Welcome to Cloud City, where, yes, everyone wears something electronical on their heads!
How come nobody every smiles for the class photo?
Stormtrooper: "Uh, you SURE that ain't Locutus of Borg?"
Gillette razors... What a Difference!
"Oh man, I thought we sprayed for troopers!"
Lobot Knyght and the Pips.
"And now, for your entertainment, the Storm Trooper Glee club will perform a lovely rendition of the "Maceraina"."
Mr. Lucas we would like to discuss the rumors of Leo Dicaprio playing Anakin in episode 2......
Guy: Did you hear? The force.net updated the humor section. Trooper: Yeah, I heard its quite a thing to see.
Lando, im really sorry, but they made me do it
Here's the new Band of 2000 : Da Troops !
The day the Backstreet Boys went bad...
Mr. Lobot, you are under arrest. Put your hands on your head and turn around slowly. You have the right to remain silent...
I'll have a couple of AA batteries and my friends will take all the Twink you can spare
And now the Galaxy Cruesaders Choir will sing "The 12 Days of Christmas!"
Hey Baldy, Where's your helmet?
Music: One of these troopers doesn't belong here, one of these troopers isn't the same...
"hey man there are 7 storm troopers behind you" Fella in gray:: Yeah right I wont fall for that again
And the games are under way at the trooper olympics. Coach Lobot, how do you feel and do you think you'll win?
"Why are we Standing?"
George Lucas:"How many times do I have to explain this! You come running in and SHOOT everyone!!"
Next on the Kathy Lee Holiday Special: The New Deathstar Minstrels
Lookin cut and innocent
Lookin cut and innocent
The Storm Trooper Choir, conducted by the Famous Lobot
Lookin cut and innocent. Give me a big smile for the camera
Lobot:Yo this is my crib yo....
Lobot:Yo this is my crib yo....
What're you lookin' at?
No, I'm not faling for that old "Look Behind You" trick!
Wait a minute? How come HE doesn't have to wear some silly looking "blaster-proof shell armor"?
You there, halt or we shoot. There are seven of us; one of is almost bound to hit you!
"We are family..."
they all watched as the camera stared right back at them blankly
ok lets try this again, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
its another rehersal for the Star Wars babies, Lobot Jr. doesn't quite know how to smile while standing there, that is the extent of his skills
my name is darth lobot and i have been working for the empire
"Ok, let me see if i get this straight... We are just movie characters?"...."I don't believe you! Blast them!"
"My name is Sigfrid, and i'm just waiting for Roy, to perform our act with this wounderfull White Tigers... I mean Storm Troopers..."
the legendary empire beauty conest
bah jo the overflower
"And now a special treat from George Lucas: The Stormtrooper Choir, directed by Lobot, will sing their rendition of 'Feelings'."
And we present the Bespin choir here to sing "The Beautiful People" by Marilyn Manson.
I know it's excessive, but they were on sale at Sharper Image.
Here is the Spring,summer,fall,winter, and doomsday line..designed by the infamous designer/ruler Darth Vader. As you can see the soldiers are dressed in plain white to countrast with their leader.
(To self) "Not only am I the president of Hair Club For Men..no wait that's not it..I am not only a hmmm that's funny..thought I heard footsteps behind me..where was I? Ah yes..I'm uh ummmm uhhh"
George Lucas: No, no, no!!! First take one step to the right, then to the left and turn around twice and then you start to sing, right!!! You in the front, get me some coffee.
"All right! You wanna rephrase that little wry remark about my hearing aid?!"
In a scene for the updated version of 'West Side Story', the Jets are on the verge of dropping their weapons and start snappin'...
Led by their frontman, Lobot and the New Village People are seen here in the latest Sissy Spacek vehicle, "Gas Miner's Daughter".
"Aren't you a little bald for a Stormtrooper?"
Miss World 2000 final parade
Lobot: "Please tell me there aren't seven stormtroopers behind me". Lando: "There are seven stormtroopers behind you". Lobot: "I asked you not to tell me that, chief".
Stormtrooper: "Sir, please take off the headphones...wait a minute, aren't you that escapee, THX-1138?"
Troopers to Solo, "Darth is the only on you gotta worry about,. we couldnt hit you if you were standing 2 feet in front of us.
Lobo "And now Bespin is proud to present the Galactic Mens Choir"
"Stormtroopers? what stormtroopers?"
...and now the Empires spring line.
tell me why aint nothing but a heartache...i want it that way.../// after auditioning the Back street boys and 98 degrees lobot had to make some cuts "NEXT"
"Excuse me, we had a reservation at 6:15 for a table of 8"
"One.. Moment in his presence and you can forget the rest..."
Hey little bot dude, ever been trooped?
Another one of those Smash-hit Boy Bands
I don't get payed enogh for this job.
You put your right arm in, you put your right out...."Hey you! You're not shaking!" ....You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn youself.......
And here our the new trooper fashions for those of you that just feel the need to shoot something!
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you His Royal Darkness's Chamber Ensemble"
I wonder if that guy can hear us with those things on his ears?
Lobot and his wacky white rappers!
Stormtrooper 1:Hey Baldy! Freeze! You're violating code 546! Stormtrooper 2: Before you shoot him...Can I have his earmuffs? I hear Hoth can be pret-ty chilly...
We are stormtroopers. See us miss your targets with these blasters
Lobot singing "simply irresistable" while stormtroopers dance
Honestly, I'm NOT the one who put itching powder in your armor!
You got a problem?
Okay, now lets take it from the top. One two three, turn two three, tap tappidty tap tap...
Lobot : I knew I saw a camera running around here... But I have tou now!
"Lando! The bill collectors are here! Should I say that you're not home?
And you thought nobody got my back
Hwy, your not suppose to be here!
Alright everyone! Lets do this number with pizazz! And a one and a two and a three..
...Happy Birthday dear Lando Happy birthday too you...Now dance you rebel scum..HAHAHA!!!
Note to self: Remember to send that to TFN's Top 10 Things Not To Say In Front Of A Stormtrooper
Y...M...C...A...!! Come on Boys!
Thankyou Lando, and your prize tonight...modelled by the 'Storm Troopers' are these Blaster Rifles. Handcrafted by Imperial experts, these blasters were specially designed to miss all targets.
Who likes Boobs-Alot!
Okay men fire at will! I did not know the bald's dude's name was will! Doh!
Getting fitted for stormtrooper armor isn't as fun as some people think...
"Number 12 Looks Just Like You!"
I've always said stormtroopers make great bowling pins..
To The Tune Of the Quartet from West side Story:The Imps are going to get the Rebels Tonight, a secret little rumble tonight
"Ladies... turn that frown upside down" (Another Richard Simmons workout is greeted with some trepidation)
ok class , witch person doesnt belond in this picture?
everyone in white. (a new gap advertisement commersal)
Cha Cha Cha!
ok everyone, smile and say cheeze--um excuse me sir! ya the one with the thing on ur head,could u move ur in the picture!!!
oh my, my, this here lebo guy, has a thingy on his head and he dont know why!
Larry began to become more aware of the fact that this wasn't just another "night out with the guys"
"i have a line up of lawyers defending me and believe me, they ALWAYS win their case...
pssst... hey Ralph! yea Bob? do you think he'll notice that i'm wearing Spaceballs the Socks instead of my Emperical Leg Stockings?
oh sure it's all fun and games! til someone loses an eye!
*sninging* Luke, be a Jedi tonight! Luke be a Jedi tonight........"
do it right or you'll all be back playing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Westport Dinner Theatre!
Lobot and his Male Cabaret! Come see the full Stormtrooper! Proceeds fund the fight against the Rebellion!
Lobot and his Male Cabaret! Come see the full Stormtrooper! Proceeds fund the fight against the Rebellion!
Stormtrooper #1: Wait, wait, wait! Can we do that again? I think I blinked! S #2:I forgot to smile! S#3: Bob, does my hair look okay? S#4: Damn baldy, flashing me to death!
Lobot's favorite sport: Stormtrooper Bowling!!
Riverdance in a galaxy far, far away.
Lobot: I'm Lord of the Dance! Whoo-hoo! Stormtrooper Chorus: *singing in various languages* Lobot: Look at me! I'm shiny and more talented than you! The floors have modeled themselves after me!
Stormies: Heigh-ho, heigh-ho. Lobot: If only my Prince Charming would come rescue me! Stormies: We'll help you find your Prince Charming. We'll get Darth to help! Don't worry your shiny little head!
Lobot (singing): "My my these here Stormtrooper guys, works under Vader, ain't no later, but for now they're just dumb guys..."
ST1: "Shoot that crappy Urkel look-alike." ST2: "His head is WAY too shiny!" ST3: "Dah na na na.." ST4: "I have to admit..." ST5: "You're gay!?" ST6: "My gun's jammed." ST7: "Ooh lala, I'm Han Solo!"
Lobot: You can't go wrong with Turtle Wax.... for head or armor, it's simply the best!! Order now, and you get two cans for only $99.99!!
Lobot: All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a bald guy!
Lobot and the A Capella Stormtrooper Chorus
So, I guess we just wait here, and when Luke comes around the corner we eash fire 100 rounds, missing him completely, then he fires 7 shots killing all of us? Right! Oh, piece a cake!
which one of these is not like the other?
This is the part of "Sprockets" where we dance!
Hey you! get out of the picture...George!
1st trooper: Hey, let's sneak up on him and grab his head piece. Lobot: Nice try guys. 1st trooper: HEY!! How did he know we were here?! 2nd trooper: He must have read the script! All troopers: Cheat!
"Lenny?"
"Guys, is it me or is that bald guy's headgear a HUGE fasion risk?"
Lobot's headpiece ammits a sound so low, only Stormtroopers can hear it.
Lobot, after the 'Vader incident' starts his solo singing career, complete with backing singers provided by the empire.
"okay everyone say CHEESE!"
Stormtroopers: WE ARE THE POWER RANGERS!! Lobot: Shut-up!
I got it caught in my zipper again!
I'm not wearing any underpants. You don't mind, do you?
Lobot: No no no, you're doing it all wrong. It's left then right, then twirl then leap......
Okay guys, take it from the top! And, Bob, this time, CATCH Jim!
Here's the story, of a man named Lobot who was bringing up seven deadly troopers...
"And now introducing the Cloud City Stormtrooper Chorus with its conductor, Lobot."
Judge: "How does the jury vote?" Lobot: "I'm outnumbered by guilty 7 to 1"
"There's somebody behind me right?"
"There's somebody behind me right?"
"And now for your viewing entertainment, Lobot and his amazing dancing stormtroopers!"
He was fired from his job as a teacher for trying to teaching dark side of the force in school.
He got fired from Mcdonalds for frying a cat in the fry greese.
And here we are. Where the five states meet.
Scotty, 8 to beam up.
Bet you wish you had a suit instead of a head set now.
Lobot's Fashion Don'ts: DON'T wear white shoes after Labor Day!! UGH!
And if you look to your right you will see a beautiful peace from the Romantic age.
Lobot: "Oh S**t, Lando's gonna have my ass for this"
Lobot: "Dya ever get the feeling your being watched?"
Yeah hi, these are my backing singers, "The Evil Cabaret" , and I will now sing "Fly me to the moon" by Frank Sinatra.
Are they still there?
A stormtrooper's anxiety dream: being naked in front of his friends
"Party of eight, five o'clock reservation"
Here we see a clip from Austin Powers 3 where they've decided to replace the fembots with stormtroopers
Lobot: Ready...and a one...and a two...and a....
Get your stinking hands off me. You damn dirty ape.
Disco is back baby.
Alright guys lets jump that freshman!!
Lobot: "You ever get the feeling your being followed?"
Suddenly they all realized that Star Wars the Musical would not be a hit.
In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas
No-one had bothered to mention the dress code to the new recruit
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IMPERIAL MARCH WHILE I AM GOING TO BE SHOT
Storm trooper at the back : "You're all under imperial arr.....ooh, group photo, cool. Just let me do my 'threatening' pose"
GAP's new fashion line: Everybody in Imperial Armor(TM)
And introducing the newest boyband sensation to hit America the Storm Troupez
The camera loves you darlings, now say cheeeeese
What do mean "look behind you" you don't think i'd fall for that old trck do you
I know that one at the back looks a bit gay but we have a don't ask don't tell policy
It's fun to stay at the YMCA fun to stay at the YMCA
"Vader, we don't have time to wait for you to complete your buisness
Get out of the way baldy I can't aim cos of the light reflecting off your head the
And next on 'Stars in your eyes'...
Hey! I can see you making faces behind me!
Ok, who cut one??
Come on, vogue! ::stromtroopers begin to pose::
Time to pay your taxes, Mr Solo!
And now, for your viewing pleasure.... The Stormtrooper Rockets.
Now, give me back my wig!
Not only am I the president of the hair club for men...
Nevermind the guy in the back, he only has his legs separated due to that nasty rash.
"I'm always the black sheep"
"I really hate being the stun dummy"
All right boys sopranos over here altos over there
This is the amazing Church of Vader chorus boys! And a one and a two " AAMMMAAAZZIIINGGGG GGGRRRRAAAACCCCEEEE!!!!!!!"
NO NO NO! you've got it all wrong! it's turn, pivot step step pivot pivot! not turn pivot step step pivot step!
Trooper on the far right: "I'm going to kill the bald guy! hehehehe"
"Uh... Commander? How does one use the bathroom in this suit?"
"Labot and the stormtroopers are showing off Palpatine's newist line of clothing, called Summer breeze. Notice the armor on the stormtroopes shirt is made of pure Beryllium..."
i think we made a wrong turn..............
If your happy and you know it clap your hands, (Guy with the Headphones) Come on, Everybody join in!!! (Stormtropper behind him) Let's blast this wacko!
"Straight line girls....I said straight line! We can't do a chorus line without a straight line!"
One of these is not like the others
"The cleaners wouldn't except a check, eh, Nigel?"
"The cleaners wouldn't accept check, eh, Nigel?"
And now! This week from "The Big Band Stand
And now! This week from "The Big Band Stand"!!! Buddy with the thing on his head and his pals dressed in white plastic!!!
And now! This week from "The Big Band Stand"!!! Buddy with the thing on his head and his pals dressed in white plastic!!!
Got White?
He taught Bill Gates about the dark sid of the force.
....And this is what REALLY happened to the Village People!!
Bald Guy: "Now on our left is our Spring Collecetion..."
"We will assimilate you into the borg collective.... ah, forget it, let's just blast them!"
Nick Braddock
"and now the new britney spears backing dancers!"
Lobot:- Is there something I`m not aware about?
party time !!!
Got Milk ?
The local Bespin Barber Shop group
Yes, Lando. I know they're cardboard, but trust me, Han will never know the differance!
In a desperate attempt to gather the glory of fame, Lobot quickly jumped in the picture, therefore replacing the once famous John Doe in stormtrooper armor with one bald Jordy with his visor backwards
When the family photo's came, he seriously wondered if he had been adopted as a child.
Stormtrooper in the middle: "You know, you're not supposed to look at the camera while shooting." Bald guy in the corner: "I wasn't looking at the camera, I was gazing at that sexy girl behind it."
Okay. . . smile. Um, smile. Please, come on, Lobot, your the only one who can.
Lobot and the Supremes...........
Please donate money to the "Save the Stormtroopers" fund because they need a person like you to help.
Its time for everyone's favorite game show, Choose That Clone!
"One of these things are not like the others, one of these things are not quite the same..."
"Y......M.......C......A!"
"All right, all right, repeat after me, 'yes sir'" "Roger roger"
The gimp was made to stand in the corner with ear muffs on, while his class mates took the piss out of him
oh my, my this here lebo guy, works on cloud city, what a pitty, he is about to cry. he wares a thingy on he head and he doesnt know why.
"And now ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for the Stormtrooper Dancing seven!"
This years Miss world is................
Tired of taking orders from Lando day after day, Lobot quits his job and defects to the Empire.
"choreography is my life. and i just adore working with stormtroopers. they r so dedicated to their work"
(stormtrooper in the middle) "george, you forgot your uniiform again..." (george) "sorry mom"form again..." "
Lobot: "All right, one more time- left, left, right...." Stormtrooper: "aww, do we have to? I'm tired of dancing!"
Star Wars the musical OPENING ACT::Stromtroopers singing "Its a hard knock life, for us"::
Coming to a galaxy near you: RIVERDANCE!!!!!
And all Lobot has to do is sneeze....
"Y.M.C.A!"
Stormtroopers: Maybe if we throw our blaster rifles at 'im, we'll have a better chance of ACTUALLY hitting him!
(the imperial fitness channel)You're gonna get that body of yours fit! Now one and two and three and wooooo and stretch and bend, and one and two and three and.....
Leia, I think we might be able to run for it, stormtroopers couldn't hit us if we stood right in front of them!!!
This is the Imperial storm trooper in training choir!
"If you give them Hershey Bars they will smile and leave you alone."
Hi! We're on crack!
"Do you want a blind fold?"
"and off to our left, you'll see our display of stormtroopers taking over Cloud City. This can only be found here at Coruscants History of the Galaxy Museum"
I Rule
"I can't believe I forgot team pictures were today!"
Order a set of six and I'll throw in a seventh ABSOLUTELY FREE!!
Mr. Lobot's Third Grade Class 1980-81
And behind me, you'll notice authentic replicas of imperial warriors dated to a long, long time ago from a galaxy far, far away.
trooper 1, "You think he knows were here?" trooper 2, "I dont know shoot him and we'll see"
What the hell do you want!
Footage from the next Gap commercial
...ladies and gentlemen, Paul Shafer and the late show band!!
Let's watch as the Storm Troopers reluctantly participate in the newly required weekly "jazzersize" workout. "come on girls sway those hips one and two, and one and two...."
STORMTROOPER: Damn, that guy has a shiny head!
Im not looking..i have fallen for that "Look behind you" trick too many times...I don't care if the whole Imprial Navy was behind me...I AM NOT LOOKING..besides those "stoormtroopers" are sissys
"And this is our newest collection for summer: A durable suit in classic black and white! Comfortable in fight, beautiful at night!"
"Turn around, Picard!"
"Okay everybody, say CHEEESE"
A group of stormtroopers, lead by Captain Lobot, travel back in time to save Earth's whales from extinction
The Stormtroopers were glad to join in on the gay pride march, especially the boring bald bloke at the front!!!
sahlin
"Do you need protection then call 0800 Lobot"
Oh look the men in white suits have come to take me away to a nice cell!
Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check again, eh, Nigel?
Seven against one? You don't need to be a protocol droid to figure out those odds, I give up!
Lobot: No, no, no! You've got the step all wrong! Try it again! Stormtrooper#1: I'm never letting Vader volunteer me for anything again. Especially not Cloud City: The Musical. (troopers shoot Lobot)
Announcer: "Welcome Back to the Miss Universe Contest. It's now time for the body armor competition, so let's go to our host, Lobot!"
Y M C A havin fun at the Y M C A
Lobot- Sir i found uniforms for thoes dagnasty klingons
Okay, once more from the top. This time, with flair!
The modern remake of Robert Palmer's "Simple Irrisistable".
I told you id call the troops on you if you turned on Bob Saget again!
"One... Singular Sensation...."
guess who
Why are they looking at me that way?
Ahhhhhhhh help.........we seem to be ahhhhhh stuck (sarcastic voice - AGAIN)
One of these things is not like the other... one of these things just doesn't belong...
Pay no attention to the man on the right...
You're staring at the back of my neck, aren't you? STOP THAT!
Im sorry, they got here just before you did. *pushes a few credit chits into his pocket*
"Okay, now everybody, left arm out, right arm out , cross your arms, HEY MACARENA!!!"
"...and the next Little Miss Stormtrooper, is...(drumroll)"
Lobot really hated posing for publicity shots in order promote good relations with the imperial government
"And now, the Impeial Storm Trooper Strip Squad!"
"Why do you build me up (build me up) buttercup baby..."
Look! We are on TV! Smile...
vg
"Sorry Lando, but I hate those earmuffs you force me to wear. Besides, the Empire pays better."
um.. Are we in trouble?
so this is what happens to sex ed teachers
No wonder they want to kill me, look at the uniforms I designed for them
no wonder they want to shoot me, I'm wearing a puffy shirt
this is the best bad uniforms convention ever
this is the best tight uniforms in that spot ever
Y M C A !
Do you take this storm trooper to have and to hold until death do you part?
"...and lets all give Lobot a great big hand for daring to be different!"
STORMTROOPER: Its Picard with a funny thing on his head! Kill the Trekkie!
Alright...Now what?
You don't frighten us, moisture-farmer pig-dog!! Go and boil your bottom, son of a Sith Lord!! I blow my nose at you, so-called Luke Skywalker, you and all your silly Jedi Kan-nigets!!
The infamous Disco Stormtroopers Dance Troupe are preforming with a special guest tonight.....Lobot the disco king!
All the way up till me senior year I was always the oddball in the class
Tut! How come I never get to wear a uniform?
I'm a pimp
And now, for your enjoyment, the Storm Troop Boys are goig to sing their latest hit, "I Want It Blasted Away"!!!!
darnit Ed, you forgot your uniform at the cleaners again... didnt you!!!
one little, two little, three little stormtroopers...four little, five little, six little stormtroopers..
which of these things does'nt belong... which of things is'nt the same...
Hey everybody, Group Photo!!!
Bespin's cheif of security posing with the Backstreet Boys
"Alright Boys! It's stair-steppin' time!"
"Celebrate good times!Come on! do do do doodoo doEverybody...!
Storm Troopers (singing): "We're too sexy for our guns, too sexy for our guns, now you-ou must run..."
Bald Guy: "No, I don't know who these strange men are... care for some tea and crumpets?"
And here we have an incredible life-like wax duplicate of Luke Skywalker's second cousin twice removed, four times inbred, and seven times cloned, on display, blasters included.
Lobot: "And a one and a two and... Aww Jeff you're out of step!"
Its, all in my imagination... I am going to turn around and those 7 storm troupers will be gone.
Hey Solo what do you want on your TOMBSTON (pizza)..HAHAHAHA sometimes we kill ourselves.
The members of the Imperial Ballet take a quick break to pose for our camera
"...and here is our Stormtrooper mis-firing squad. Go ahead, get as close as you want...they'll never be able to hit you. Well, they did manage to graze my ears once..."
Yup, just like always. We get to watch the cyborg. We never do anything fun.
Commander Hamshine presents the All Storm Trooper Chorus!
The future of the KKK.
The class of 3099.
Ok, now boys. Are everyone in right places ? Now we're going to do the new dancenumber.
Lobo shows off his addition of 7 stormtroopers to his star wars collection.
Uhh, boys you do realise that your bus just left
Hey check out that guys funky headphones
Whoa, check out that guy's butt!
Brittany Spears' new dance squad
Off Screen: "You and what army?" Lobot: "Me at this army!"
Ok, that's only 3 pins in this frame, and with only 2 strings left, he's really got to bowl his heart out to catch up... back to you chet.
Ok, when Vader comes through, make sure you yell "SURPRISE" just as loud as you can!
Sir, I believe we will be having guests for dinner.
Lobot: Here's this year's beautiful spring line of military wear for stormtroopers, from Sith! This year's line features thermal detonators! Aren't these ladies lovely?
When they were told that the credits that Vader was going to give to Fett were going to be given to them as a bonus, they rubbed their hands greedily. What they didn't know is that Vader meant that
they got the bonus only if they survived long enough to get a part in Episode VII. (tricky, tricky)
First Trooper: "You mean he really can't see us? Second trooper: "Yup, they're called 'blinders', they will be discovered in a galaxy far, far away, a long time from here!"
lobot: ooh look lord vader, these are the new stormtrooper outfits you wanted me to design - don't they go well with the walls?
Lobot
Which person does not belong in the picture?
when's the music gonna start? I'm gettin' a little tired of waiting! There it goes! You drive me crazy, I just can't see........
Mmmm... it really brings out the textures. No tk568, it's a piece of *$*%. You wouldn't know art if someone blasted you with it. Hey! Wait till I tell Lord Vader on you!
right now you gotta ask yourself one question: "do I feel lucky?"
Our new Summer Fashion line. Cod pieces are back this season.
"Freakin' earmuffs...didn't even hear y'all come up!"
Simply Irresistable
YMCA!
Carida Training Class of '78
Lobot: All right guys, let's get ready to go to the Y..M..C..A!
If I don't move they can't see me
Stoomtrooper: "Hey, I wonder if there's a button on there to make him dance a jig."
Stormtrooper1: Make sure you're aiming at the back of that powerless droid right there. Stormtrooper2,3,4,5,6,7: Huh? Where? What? Who? What droid?
Stormtrooper1: Make sure you're aiming at the back of that powerless droid right there. Stormtrooper2,3,4,5,6,7: Huh? Where? What? Who? What droid?
Just give your blaster to one of the bellboy's.
Lobot never really fit in with the other boys...
The Dark Lord of the Dance, as preformed by the stormtroopers and Lobot
"lobot the pimp"
"lobot, you are under arrest for being out of style!"
"Loveshack Baby! Loveshack, baby, Loveshack!"
Laties and gentelmen Please welcome "Mills Lane and the Cloud City Seven" preforming their number one hit "Being a Lobot sucks"
And then they hit a snag with the cloning machine
"Hey Darth, this one doesn't look quite right!"
Do I blend in?
"Tell me my implants look stupid again!"
one of these is not like the others
Well actually Lando I have a teeny confession to make about smuggling
Look behind me! No im not falling for that again
just hold it thier your doing wonderfull hay you at the back smile for the camera come on
(camera man) hay you with the big lugs get out of the shot its only supposed to be the stormtoopers that are in this shot, (boy with lugs)what will i do then (guy behind camera)go write your own movie
(Stormtrooper 1) are you sure this is luke skywalker (stormtrooper 2) ye he said his name was greg paul (Stormtrooper 3) your an idiot you know that were looking for luke not greg
5 4 3 2 1 here i come ready or not (excellent hiding places guys he'll never find us here) hello i can't see anything for all this stormtroopers bieng in the way come out guys (surprise)
are you sure the pizza boy said 20 minutes
"And next in the Miss Troopers competition is the 'Lasers set to Stun' category. Followed by Swimwear and Interviews..."
Guessing game, everyone! Now, who's the odd one out?
Yes ! I know I took the wrong suit. Now you blast me or what ?
I want my teddy now!
Aaahh! Nazis!!
Ok, the stormtropper in the back row, you are smiling. Remember this for the Emperor's Birthday bash as we present the Rebels as gifts. You are supposed to be looking mean!!
Patrick Stewat' never he'd be a headliner in an all-male review!
Patrick Stewart's dream come true: starring in an all-male review on the Vegas strip.
" And here you are the contestants of the Miss Attack droid contest for the year 2000."
Are these guys all cardboard or what?
and now the superb stormie singer! hit jizz-wailers
(whispering) Shhhh...maybe if we're really quiet and don't move, he won't see us
Say cheese!
Uniform check, a spot, but otherwise good,...hmmm...sir, I think you'd better check in at the registration...
Lobot: Listen guys, stop following me! I'm not your mother!
And live tonite to sing their smash hit "We can't shoot straight", The Stormtrooper Squad!
I told you to stop calling me Captain Picard!!
Anyone seen my wig?
"Okay... A StromTrooper a SnowTrooper and Darth Vader all walk in a Cantina........ Oh Crap."
now presenting lobot and the strom trooperettes
"On the good ship lollipop, it's a sweet trip to the candy shop'"
Stormtroopers, being the masters of camouflage they are, were being constantly searched out by Lobot, to no avail.
"The young ISYC (Imperial Stromtropper Youth Chior)"
I Know this looks bad , boss, but I can explain . . .
Storm Trooper: "When do we get back to the the Exacutor?"(other)StormTrooper:"I don't know but, I am tired of carrying this heavy gun"
Lobot: Oh no not Britney Spores! Stormies: My helmet is killing me (and I) I must confess, I can not see( cannot see)if I can't shoot right I'll loose my life give me a sign hit me baby one more time
"say cheesse"
Stormies: Free us or die! Lobot: Shouldn't I be saying that? George Lucas:NO THAT"S THE NEXT MOVIE!!!!!!
stormtrooper 1: man! i gotta poop!!!
TROOPER1: What was my line again? TROOPER2: man u dont have line.
I am not only a client of Hair Club For Men I am also the President!
Ain't life a bitch
Come on lads if a bunch of nuns in sister act can do it then so can we. Lord vaders gonna be in the crowd you know!!
Stormtrooper with hand near helmet (top row, center) : "Oh darn!!! I just sneezed!!!"
(singing + dancing) Luke be a Jedi tonight, Luke be. . .
Lobot: Stop worrying! With a bit of CG technology, I'll look like Nick Carter, and you'll look a bit like dancing battle droids, and sooner or later, we can dub it to 'Larger Than Life'!
Alright now. 1 and 2 and 1 and 1 and... no no no Captain Alfonso! You must be graceful! Try again! 1 and 2 and......
"We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whenever we're able..."
Ladies and Gentlemen, the fabulous Lobot Singers!
Now WHO were you callin' baldy?
"CHEESE!" (droid) ***I hope my tele-receptor is brushed straight***
Gee, I must look like Benidict Arnold
Ladies and Gentlemen, Paul Shafer and the World's Most Dangerous Band!
Snow Grey and the Seven White Dwarfs
And you win the Grand Prize, seven stormtroopers!! Uh substitute for Vanna, you're not presenting them the grand prize!
"CUT! All right we all know the Stormtrooper dancing bit may have been cancelled, so let's not get hung up over it if it flops."
These are my bitches
Number eight, That's not regulation armour!
"Boo!"
Watch out spice girls, meet the next girl band
"You can leave your hat on" song from the Full Monty
Might as well face it your addicted to love...
Alright men, let's get ready for our surgical strike on Rogaine headquarters.
As soon as the van from the airport dropped him off, Patrick Stewart realized he was at the wrong convention. And that the Star Wars fans were not pleased.
Lobot: "I've got a bad feeling about this"
Stormtrooper:"What do you want on your tombstone, Lobot?" Lobot: "Pepperoni and Cheese."
"Anyone for an eightsome?"
dare to be different
one of these things is not like the other...
Wunnaful, wunnaful... I'm Lawrence Lobot and this is the Lawrence Lobot show!
"Tonight we present the Stormtrooper Choir's rendition of "We will crush you damn rebels" in A minor
Come on. Your invited for a little Imperial Howdown!
Lobot, being the blacksheep, never dressed up for family pictures.
"So when do you think this guy will turn around and notice us? I mean he can't even hear us with those things on his ears!"
The Hair Club for Men really needs to get some new spokesmen
Who ever ordered the men in white armor come to the front desk.
Hi im spock and these are my aliens of the umm... cue card please?
I knew she would forget to pick up my drycleaning
In other fasion news, PRADA unveiled its new spring line...
This year for Christmas, no one wanted a Stromtrooper life-size stand-up.
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
MR. Bald and his students
"Episode 2: A Chorus Line" was never quite as successful as it's predecessor TPM.
(closest Storm trooper) "Dry Cleaners' wouldn't take a check again?
Ladies and gentlemen... The Troopers! (Screams or joy)
...yah those stormtroopers are bad enough. Then there's Vader...they're standing behind me, aren't they?
Announcer: And now for the latest spring fashions
I'm a fag
And A Partridge in a pear tree
"And this would be The Gap's new line of clothing for this spring. Hip and fashionable, they are."
One of these things is not like the other
I die here anyway...go ahead and shoot!
Alright men now one and two and three and four.....
Welcome to the House Of Lobot Fashion Show-This Week:Making the most of spare plumbing plastic
"Uhh... Lobot... because of your heart condition maybe its best you didn't turn around."
heres the deal three shots first one to shoot down a stormy wins a ewok doll
Weve' been waiting for hours and you decide to come at 12:00am
Okay, this is the stormtrooper song. You with the funny headgear, get lost
"Trick or Treat!"
"Uh, this isn't Mace's Polka party, is it?"
"Really, buddy, when I said you were a bald, metal-eared freak of nature, I meant it in a positive way..."
There's someone behind me, isn't there?
One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same. Can you tell which thing is not like the other, before i finish this song?
I kinda think those stormtroopers are kinda...ya know...fruity. Their behind me, aren't they?
sorry Lando, I just like guys in white plastic better
JediApprentice
Lobot sensed there would be no competition in the new Village People auditions....
I'm not only the President of the Hair Club for Storm Troopers, I'm also a client.
FREEZE! Hair club for men membership drive!
Hold up! We're fully loaded and making a fashion statement! Black and White ain't just for raccoons anymore!
No Luke I wont look behind me 'coz if I do you'll try to grab my @$$ again!
What are you starring at?
trooper captain: Hey! Kojak, them's some nice headphones. Why don't you give them to us, before I bust a cap in that ass!?
o.k girls, now more spicy, you can do it.
The Super Troopers, not another bloody ABBA tribute band!
"Um, mister vader sir? About the dancing girls. There seems to have been some kind of mix-up."
Hey... Macarena!!!
Freeze!!! all right buddy take off the stolen headphones and slowly put them on the ground
There just wasn't enough Storm Trooper costums for Fredrick.
We'll sincro dance with you if you tell us what that thing on your head is.
Uh, you want us to do what, George?
guess who
guess who
Suddenly with out warning the entire detachment of Stormtroopers broke into the chorus of 'YMCA'!
we're home!
Everyone was in place, and Lobot was anxious. In just a few, short moments, a first in Galactic History would take place. Lobot's Harmonious Stormtroopers would sing "Take my Breath Away".
"Hilfiger my ass, this is the worst fasion show I have ever worked."
Next on Candid Camera, Lobot is about to turn around and get the surprise of his life.
Ready girls? 1, 2, 3 Let's go team!
Lobot: Without further adieu, here is the Empire's "Stormrooper Jazz Dancing Company"!
Sumez
"All right ladies one more time. And 5, 6, 7, 8..."
"When I dance they call me Macarena......."
"I shall call him........Mini-Lobot!"
"Look, If you dont update TFN humor section we will shoot ya'"
"You can have your city back, Mr. Calrissian, but it will cost you the sum of....One Hundred BILLION dollars!"
O.K. boys, let's take it from the top. And 1 and 2...
Ok, last time he showed up without uniform they made him wear that wraparound-thingy, but now what ?
Freeze! You Rebel scum!
Man I hope this breifing gets done soon, I gotta use the can. -Famous Last words of the Stormtroopers
"Cleaner wouldn't take a check again, eh Nigel?"
Well this is embarrasing...we all had to wear the same thing today.
This body piercing fad is just getting waaaay outta hand.
I can't believe that HE is the only one who remembered it was after labour day.
I told you! You came to the convention with the wrong costume, so you can't be in the group photo!
"What did I forget to flush agin?!"
"One!! Singular sensation!!!"
And it was at that point that Bugs Bunny realized he had taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque
trooper captain: Damnit, Ted!! Casual Friday is next week!!
"The stairs are alive the sound of music!"
Hey, Look you bye six slightly used storm troopers and we throw the 7th in free
Hey! Ear guy! We won't wait till they destroy the driods! We want action NOW! Get me someone from the union.
Excuse me! Can you tell me where the bathroom is?
Madonna looks back at the extras of 'Material Girl' and thanks god that phase is over
"Stormie" party of seven? Your table is ready but please no blasters in this resturant. Right this way
Ah yes...Mr.Sykwalker we meet again... BUT which one of us is the real Storm trooper HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Lobot, feed up with years of his meniel position, makes a deal with the Empire.
"Go Go cyborg stormtroopers...THERE...what do you think now, disco man?"
"Isy Mowa! Messa Jar-Jar Binks in da future...messa underwent extreem plastic surgery done by Dr. Geroge L.! Hessa given messa a cwowd o' stormtroopers to kill the disco guy!"
"I am Lucotus of stormtroopers! Prepare to be assimilated into the Emperial Collective!"
Stormtrooper parties tended to lack atmosphere
First Stormtrooper:"What's Captain Picard doing in OUR movie?"
First Stormtrooper:"What's Captain Picard doing in OUR movie?"
First Stormtrooper:" Hey, what's Captain Picard doing in OUR movie?" Other troopers: "Blast him!" (cue blasterfire which hits everywhere except cyborg guy)
"I am Lucotus of stormtroopers! Prepare to be assimilated into the Emperial Collective!"
Intergalactic peer pressure, the sort of thing your School Nurse always warned you about: : "Now come on... everyone's doing it.... just a little bit of stuff.... for old time sake."
What do the Backstreet Buys have that we don't eh?
Ok, smile and say "Vader is the man!"
One of these things is not like the others. . .
Lobot:...And presenting the synchronized blaster stunt troope....one warning folks, good, or even fair aim is not a goal of this organization, so please stay within the designated perimeters....
Tuesday morning: sales are a little slow at the stormtrooper showroom.
It's the Village Stormtroopers LIVE!!! let's go guys! 1,2,3,4 It's fun ta stay at the YMCA It's fun ta......
"What the f***! We've been standing like this for two weeks and TFN hasn't been updated"
Y - M - C - A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We are going to the Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!
Y - M - C - A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!We are going to the Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!!
LANDO'S ASSISTANT: Hey, hey! You! Stay with the tour group!!
...on the catwalk, yeah. I do my little turn on the catwalk
"I am Principal Lobot presenting the Bespin Class of 2000"
Hello everyone and welcome to Tae-Bo.I guarantee you will see sucsess
Stormtrooper1:Hey! They told me there would be free doughnuts!Stormtrooper2: Yeah well all I see is a some guy with a camera!Stormtrooper3:Let's blast him!!All in unison: YEAH!! WHERE'S OUR DOUGHNUTS!
"You think it's pretty darn FUNNY that we got replaced with battle droids, don'tcha!?! Well, guess what, pal? The closest thing they got to YOU in Episode 1 was a stupid Gungan! Who's laughing NOW?"
"And now for the Stormtrooper coir"
Is my fly open?
Guy in top left corner to other guy: "Who's idea was this for an all stormtrooper choir?" Other Guy: I say we shoot the choir leader"
Contestants for "Mr. Stormtrooper" finals
uh tose guys behind me are they holding guns I think I am goig to die
Stormtrooper Aerobics classes.
I know we shouldn't have let the wookie in the car!
"And welcome back to 'Stormtroopin' to the Oldies!'"
the Galaxy's latest boy band.
And a 1, and a 2, and a 3, and a 4. (music begins)
I think we'll need more different costumes to do the YMCA, sorry guys
"Out of all the hiding places in the entire Galaxy, I had to come here!"
"This is mutiny, Mr. Christian!"
'aren't you guys a bit short to be Stormtroopers?'
"Ha, Lando, never suspected a conspiracy among your own men eh?"
"And presenting... trooper dance!"
"You know... I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think these stormtroopers are actually getting better!"
I'm not feeling funny today.
Lobot: "Lando, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Aha! Just as I had suspected...a toupee!"
the Miss StormTrooper Pagent. Hosted by Leebo
"and yes heres our latest trend of white over black, with our latest accesory: the hand gun"
"Why am I always the last one to know about dress code change."
*Lobot thinking* They said not to move, but I've got a horrible itch!
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, give a big hand to our next guests -- the TK-241 Seven!"
Find the odd one out..........That's right! It's the Storm Trooper on the left, who is NOT wearing any underwear. How observant!
Find the odd one out..........That's right! It's the Storm Trooper on the left, who is NOT wearing any underwear. How observant!
Find the odd one out..........That's right! It's the Storm Trooper on the left, who is NOT wearing any underwear. How observant!
What's that Mr Lucas? In the way of WHAT shot?
Great, I think my underwear is starting to ride up
"Ok......Smile for the camera!............Come on! You can do better than that!"
And the winner of the Halloween contest is Wendy, with her Stormtrooper outfit. The LOSER is Stan, and his stupid bald guy costume. Lets all point and laugh, children
I sure hope nobody notices my new Walkman
I sure hope nobody notices my new Walkman
I sure hope nobody notices my new Walkman
I sure hope nobody notices my new Walkman
I sure hope nobody notices my new Walkman
I wonder if anyone notices my new haircut.....
Very funny Scotty.......beam me to the RIGHT SHOW next time!!!!
Man this is boring.......what can I do while this camera is on me that won't attract any attention?..........A hundred bottles of beer on the wall, a hundred bottles of beer.....
Sir, we're going to have to arrest you for wearing that puffy shirt....
What are YOU doing here? This is the scene were I betray you....err.....uh oh
Darn! I forgot my line
Welcome to the "All Singing, All Dancing, Lobot Extravaganza!"
And here we have trooper #2356 wear Vaders latest spring collection
LucasFilm Presents: Lobot and his Dancing Stormtroopers!
Troopers: Cheeeeeeeeze! Lobot: I hope my hairs aren't uncombed...
And here is this years fall lineup for Empiral Troopers. It is a White outfit w/ black trim. Made of plastic, which will definately insure maximum armor protection from all blaster shots.
And here is this years fall lineup for Empiral Troopers. It is a White outfit w/ black trim. Made of plastic, which will definately insure maximum armor protection from all blaster shots.
And here is this years fall lineup for Empiral Troopers. It is a White outfit w/ black trim. Made of plastic, which will definately insure maximum armor protection from all blaster shots.
One of these things is not like the other...one of these things doesn't belong...
Lobot: Uh...I have a bad feeling about this. Stormtroopers: Yup!
Amiture mimes.
As the stormtroopers aim their blasters, Lobot thinks, "ummm, mabye I'd better get out of the way before they start shooting because stormtroopers are only supposed to LOOK good, not SHOOT good... "
And here we have the new winter range, with blaster and grapling hook acsesories.
And YOU could own your very own IMPERIAL TROOPER, CALL NOW!!
Drop the doughnut
Uhhh....you guys go ahead, i will cover you from back here.
and Tk421 is sporting a light plastic armer vest. Very suave. That concludes our fasion show for today. Thank you ladies!
"Hey man, I'm sorry... Bald is good. Okay? Come on. See no evil. Hear no evil."
Middle Trooper " he has a bit of toilet paper hangin outa his shorts!!
*Lobot sings* Stand by me.... *Looks at them* By me not behind me...Chickens...
"I'm telling you, those stormtroopers can't hit the broad side of a barn, they're so dumb. Am I right? Hello? Why are you all pointing behind me?"
"Got Milk?"
The Star Wars version of 'Where's Waldo?'
umm... so what if I'm hanging out with the storm troopers again... u got a problem with that?
who invited you in here?
MIW: Men In White...well almost...
"Does this suit make me look fat?"
Anonomys trooper:
Here we have stormtrooper No.324, he likes to take walks on the beach, go to the movies, he's also a star wars fan...
Troopers:"Can we shoot, we are in dire need of target practice boss."
One night only! Lobot and his Cloud City formation dance troop!
"I bid thee welcome..."
Thank you all for coming, and now I'd like to sing a song...
Oops, I forgot my uniform.
Hello, How are Yall?
... and wearing the new fall line of the Imperial Stormtrooper armor is troop number 104
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeVille!
"Duh-hu, which way didi they go Doc, which way did they go??"
Ok let's take the dance number from the top/
Lobot: "And here are the brand-new body-gloved stormtrooper designs, made of only the best blaster-proof material, Lord Vader. The ensemble comes complete with a shiny-new Blastech D-16 blaster."
maulzgirl
I am Locutus of Borg...
Hi, my name is TK-421, and I'm an alchoholic."
oh your the wedding singer and you have back up singers great
YMCA!
computer operator
Printer operator
"Star Wars: The Musical" was Bob's very first off, off, off, off broadway production
"And thos STORM TROOPERS!! Oh, my GOD, could they be an STUPIDER!! I saw this one, he couldn't shoot a lake if he was standing on the bottom!!.........oh....they're behind me, aren't they..."
SMITHERS!! Release the thoughtless lackies.
SMITHERS!! Release the thoughtless lackies.
What with he being so into his new CCR album on the headphones, Dave was completely oblivious to the invasion
Alright you little shit now strip
"My Uniform is at the Cleaners"
Tim had trouble keeping his tough-guy image in place ever since made that "cod-piece" remark
TROOPERS: Lets wash off our dirt and sweat together! (FINAL FANTASY VII JOKE)
kuyt
One of theese men is really a woman
...and now we present to you...Riverdance!
storm trooper: that guy has weird stuff coming out of his head Lobot: you guys shouldn't be talking those suits were so 20 seconds ago
And now the Stormtrooper Dance Academy will perform its next number- Riverdance!
Auditions for Jabba's *ahem* band...
Line dancing just isn't what it used to be...
We were all once bald and mute, join the Empire and make something of yourself
Cousin Leebo never did fit in at family reunions!
So, who will it be bachelor number 1.Bachelor number 2...
Presenting The Imperial White Trooper Choir, with a speciual guest appearance by Lobot!
Lobot: Now remember, it's step-together-step-touch, THEN shashay! We want this piece to look good when Lord Vader attends tonight's performance! Think you can handle that? TK-338: I think we can sir!
"Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check,eh Nigel?"
On May 4th, 1999, Lobot sadly resigned from Star Wars to film the Broadway hit "Stormtrooper of the Opera"
Mr. Rosen's 5th grade class hated picture day, but with the new school uniforms they couldn't help it. They had to strike a pose
Mr. Rosen's 5th grade class hated picture day, but with the new school uniforms they couldn't help it. They had to strike a pose
And now armond is showing off our lovely new evening number...
Lando's Aide: "Ever get the feeling you were being watched?"
Waiter, get these guys a double mocha latte, and FAST! They look like a couple of stiffs!
oh shit not again
Caption as follows (Written in super duper invisible ink!):
All right, boys, I'll go through this one more time. Left hand, right hand, head, head, and HEYYYY, MACARENA!!!!!
"But Darth Puffy, I couldnt find any big booty hos"
Alright, next up tonight we have The Stormtroopers, LIVE! Okay take it away boys.
Man in front:Fire at will Commander! Commander: Which one is Will?
"surprise"
"ALRIGHT, WHO let this bald dude into our shoot. Ladies, we're gonna have to do this again." Stormtroopers sigh.
Lead trooper: "I guess there's a black sheep in every family..."
Recent Newspaper Ad: "Tommy Stormtrooper: If You're Not Wearing It, You're A Nerfherder."
Cleaners wouldn't take a check again, eh, Nigel?
hey lando you said we were gonna capture solo why do you need the storm troopers?
Stormtrooper #1: Look, guys, it's Kojak!
"vanilla ice & his entourage"
Lobot, don't look now, but there's a buncha wierd guys in white coats behind you, and it doesn't look good! Lobot: Oh NO!! They've found me!
Is this where they are holding the auditions for Showboat?
Sure you have enough troops, Its just one cyborg
Stormtrooper to the left in the back: What's that littel thingie that that guy has on his head? Trroprt nrxt to him: I dunno, but I like the lights!
Master Clalrission? Here are the new students for the two-for one dancing lessons deal.
Trooper: "Hurry up, these plastic suits are squeezing me. I do want kids you know."
Stormtrooper:"And he thought we were funny looking", Where's your ears man, Answer me man before you get a funny looking new head as well"!.
alright! which one of you stole my toupee?!?!
What are you lookin at?
Lobot: NOW call me a bald sissy again!
"and now! put your hands together for the Bespin Military Choir! Conducted By our very own... LOBOT!"
Tekk
Damn slow dry cleaners!
Sadly, because of his headphones, Lobot did not hear the order to turn around and the Stormtroopers opened fire. . .
" How did you get your head so shiny? We could really use that stuff on our helmets."
Lobot was soon executed for impersonating Princess Leia
"Say Cheese!"
I hear that Richard Hatch is bringing back BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. Maybe we can be extras in his project. Naw, that cinnimon buns thing was done in STAR WARS
Without warning, the Enterprise transporter beams Captain Jean Luc Picard into the Cloud City dinner party of THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, and right into the blaster points of 7 Imperial Stromtroopers
With your $24 dollars a month, combined with my $24 a month, and the contributions of others, Save the Troopers can afford to give these Stormtroopers the food and training they need to survive.
(singing)"One Singular sensation, every little move we make"
Dark Side Entertainment in conjunction with Palpatine productions is proud to present : You aint goin nowhere bub, a comedy..
Don?t look, but there is someone behind you
"we like to party, we like, we like to party..."
Pay no attention to the stormtroopers behind me. Now do you have the $20 you owe me? No, seriously ignore them. Well? You got it or not? C'mon, answer me!!
Stortrooper 1 (whispering): hey, that's that Jean-Luc Picard guy, isn't it? Stromtrooper2: yeah, I guess he's going to say something lame like "make it so" or "warp 5" any minute now
Watch it. Got my cheerleaders with me.
Lobot's Posse
An old Balding Robert Palmer could no longer get all the hot chicks
Hey Kojak-Get out of the Picture-That's it set for stun!
One of these things doesn't look like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, can you spot which thing doesn't look like the others by the time I finish this song?
with our escort service you get the best companionship available
From the top now, everybody...one and-uh two and-uh...
And now Lobot will entertain us with his version of "Stomp".
(Singing) "Well Hellooo Dolly! Oh Helloooo Dolly!"
Lobot:"I'm sorry Lando i can't work with these amateurs! They can't even keep time!
Meanwhile in a cloud city not too far away Snow White and her 7 dwarves were awaiting the arrival of Han and Company
Game show host :" . . .we want 2 send our newlyweds, mr & ms solo 2 the beautiful planet of tatooine with $50,000 and a repaired hyperdrive!!!!! Or would u like 2 see what is behind door #3?
The "Elite Force" that once took over Cloud City. This Bucket Brigade was cocky until beaten by small fury creatures weilding Sticks and small pebbles.
The Cloud City Chior
AND NOW, THE BOYS AND I WILL RECREAT THE BATTLE OF PEAL HARBOR.
He's a lumberjack and he's ok...
"Alright, punk, NOW let's hear you call me Mr. Strickland." (Back to the Future reference)
LOBOT and the Bespin Boys Choir!
"We want you to meet our little Friend"
Eirin McNeal
And now the Stormtroopers will sing their heartwarming rendition of "Hark Ye Herald Angels Sing".
Drycleaners wouldn't take a check ay Nigel?
Lando: I told you to send the strippers in SNOWTROOPER uniforms!
"And this is the stormtroopers about to kill you exhibit"~Lobot
hi, I'm Lobot and I'm here to pick up Lisa for the Prom. Umm, don't mind the court appointed chaperones.
LOBOT: All right, fellas, let's take it from the top. And remember, it's "left foot in, shake, out," then the right!
"me & my friends would like to purchase some rogaine"
Lobot:"I present the Storm Troopers". Troops:"Um, what do we sing again?" Lobot:"I swear, your worse than kids!"
We are here for your overdue library books!
Tired of Episode II information leaking out, Lucas resorts to more extreme security measures.
Year after year, Lobot won the "Shiniest Head" contest, until. . .
Lobot picks the safest place to stand
Next week, you can also buy the pink version!
Those darn paparazis
Shit !
"Sorry, my storm trooper suit is at the dry cleaners..."
StormTrooper: THIS IS THE FASHION POLICE! Turn around slowly and keep that outfit away from where the public can see it!
As the opposing basketball team come onto the court, there is some question as to whether they understood the rules about non-contact.
Out of uniform, Stormtroopers are very, very camp.
Luke's Telly Savalas disguise worked perfectly....
OHH MY GOD IT'S STORMTROPPERS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kojack and the boys
They're right behind me, aren't they?
*laughes* Those Stormtroopers. What a bunch of over-rated, ugly, can't shoot straight LOSERS! Crap. They're right behind me, aren't they?
we are here for the one resposnible for the updates to the humor section, and boy are we p!$$#d!
Blow me
Did I wear the wrong outfit again?
No, I'd know if stormtroopers had invaded. You must be mistaken.
No, Stormtroopers wouldn't bother with such a lowly creature as me. They must be after that Solo guy.
I'm sorry Lando, but me and my new friends here are taking over Bespin.
I feel a little out of place
AT least all of our heads our shiny
I took me 5 weeks to up date the humor page on Force.net and they decided to fire me ha ha ha ha get it ?!!! fire me?hahahaha!!!!
Mom I can explain this...
No, Stormtroopers wouldn't bother with such a lowly creature as me. They must be after that Solo guy.
I'm sorry Lando, but me and my new friends here are taking over Bespin.
We are members of the new KKK. Sorry Lando.
Who could predict that all our guns would jam at the same time? Just hit the damn cyborg!
HEEEEEEEERE'S Lobot! Today we have the enraged stormtroopers who want to take over cloud city.
Today on Jerry Springer......... Lobot and the stormtroopers who tried to kill him. (Lobot suddenly lunges for TK-789) Hey, hey, none of that. (Single blaster bolt. Jerry flies into the audience)
Stormtrooper:"So you want to enlist?"
Stormtrooper:"?So does this Lando guy wear cool black armor, kill people use?n the Dark side of the force or anything like that??didn?t think so chrome-dome, get a real leader! hahahaha?
Waaaaaiiiiiiiiitt! Don't shoot! This guy's on OUR TEAM!
Would the real Lobot please stand up?
LOBOT: Listen, I don't care whether those are really easy to aim, and you don't think my gear will short-circuit. SQUIRT GUNS AND ELECTRONICS DON'T MIX!
Imperial Stormtroopers: Be All That You Can Be
In this action-packed scene, the tension and excitement of TESB comes to an electrifying crescendo. Also, one of the Stormtroopers coughs.
A DEEP BREATH NOW STEP TO THE LEFT, GOOD JOB GUYS
mmmmmmmmmmmm! beefy!
Eight to Beam Up, Lieutenant
Halt right there budy. . . Are those Bugle Boy Jeans that you're wearing?
"Yeah sure, this is the NEW stormtrooper uniform. Just go over to roll call and see." "Wait till I get my hands on those guys..."
He was a Dentist.
C3PO explained to him later that the troopers had thought he was a deity since he had a head like a stormtrooper but also like Princess Leia's....
Holy cap is it still the same caption as it was 3 weeks ago!
Complaints for the lack of updates need to be delivered to US!
It's times like this that make you wish you'd paid more attention when Yoda was teaching Force Push. I mean, stormtroopers, stairs, IT IS PERFECT!
Hands up, baby hands up...
Lobot: Master Lando I present to you the stormtrooper Philharmonic.
cleaners wouldn't take a check again, ay nigel
Hey Lando, you didn't think we'd catch you sneaking in after your curfew, did you?
"Okay now the altos, sopranos, all together now.."
Cleaning out taun-taun stalls on Hoth.
Storm troopers party of 7
i knew i should have taken a right turn at that intersection
"give me back my toupee or my next command will be 2 let these stormtroopers blast you away."
Which is the odd one out???
Lando:"Psst! Lobot! I think that stormtrooper is checking out your butt." Lobot:"Really. Maybe I'll talk to him after you get rid of the rest of them"
my friends here don't appreciate you making fun of my hair. Ya dig?
this is the crappiest choir i've heard EVER!
"Dammit! I hate it when the dry-cleaners lose my uniform!"
STOP! In the name of love....
Can't you God damn fucking shit-heads update this fucking humor site more than once a God damn month??!! Are you God damn fucking incompitant or what??!!
Okay now. One step left, one step right - Keep those legs high! - Jump forward, jump back - Remember to smile! - Left, right ...
...And here we have the new Caridan Stormtrooper uniforms. Not only for a full scale assault, this brilliant white plasteel armor is perfect for any occasion.
As the "Stormy 7" finish their song Lobot takes a bow
Lobot and the white-suit singers
"Sir, the male strippers are here for you."
Everybody in fiberglass
hmm... if i act real quiet, maybe no-one will notice i forgot my stormtrooper suit...
One of these stormtroopers is not like the other... can you guess which one?
Lobot: ha ha they never hit me from there
The recruits for this years Santa get ready for class
Lobot lecture's on the evils of slippery stairs
Spot the difference
The Empire Fashion Show: ...and for those who feel more secure with their baldness we present these cute little ear-muffs...
Hey! Where's your stormtrooper uniform? The cleaners wouldn't except a check, huh? You should get a Visa check card.
Interesting
"C'mon girls! Feel the burn!"
"Freeze!... OK, Lobot, now which one of these was the Rebel scum who stole your hairpiece? Well? Lobot? Just point, dangit!
The choir was so bad that Bimpy blatantly wore ear protectors.
"And here we have the latith in plathtic cod peethes . . . they're even light thaber-proof!"
"Thanka you, thanka you a-thanka you--very nice a-boys--The Larry Welk, Jr. show, live from Tantos 481 will be righta back--!"
" . . . with Bruno Spumoni and the Andaran Fiber-Glass Dancers!"
"Hey . . . get those guys off the stairs . . . ya hear me? . . . HEY! . . . tell those guys off the stairs! . . . 'smatter . . .you deaf?"
The line-up at the Daltanyan 4 precinct proved to be rather difficult.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Entities and Alternate Life-Forms, The Imperial Storm Troop Mens Choir with director Willie Cheesehammer!"
"Ok, you in the back, you are not looking mean enough. Remember this is for the Emperor's 154th birthday and he wants mean vicous troopers. So, give me your angry look, and say 'Death'"
Lobot: "Oh no, not again! Someone call the exterminator."
That's the best I could book on such short notice.
Welcome to the "Village People" reunion tour.
StormTrooper: Ok, who's dumb idea was this for a all stormtrooper chior?
Ooh, all the pretty white armor!
Anyone who posts a 'spot the odd one out' caption should be shot. Bugger.
As much as he tried, Lobot could just never fit in with the guys.
Lobot leaves Cloud City to become the songmaster for the Stormtrooper Glee Club.
"Here's me with some troopers on my trip to Bespin. I had a great time. Next photo: me with some short old guy on Dagobah."
"I can be a trooper too!"
"Sorry, George, I left my costume at home. Will this wraparound hearing aid do?"
The Imperial Fashion Designer's Latest. Due out for Spring, 2002.
"Look at those people at TheForce.net, TK-327.. I know they're just waiting to make fun of us in some way.."
Well aint that a dilly of a pickle! Right guys? Guys?
Okay, everybody, say "Cheese!"
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just isn't the same....
(start playing the music for river dance)
uh...who are those guys behind me?
Lobot: Uh, I don't think I'm supposed to be in this shot!
And now, for the first time in Bespin, directly from Coruscant, the Imperial Stormtrooper Academy Choir and their "Christmas Carol Special".
"Do we have worms???"
Complementing my last caption: (Note: due to its different orbital period, Christmas arrives later to Bespin than to Earth).
I always felt that school uniforms were for people with out imaginations. That is why I got cyborg implants
I always felt that school uniforms were for people with out imaginations. That is why I got cyborg implants
I said NO TRESPASSING!
Emperor, your cannon fodd... uh.. I mean Stormtroopers have arrived.
Little did Lobot know (considering the average stormtrooper's aim) that he could escape by just walking away.
Queen Amidala
...and to think you thought stormtroopers couldn't sing....
"Alright, you must be the one who took the fork."
Announcing the galaxy renouned Stoormtrooper Choir!
Whoops! I always forget my dress whites at meeting time.
Fleeing another vicious beating from Lando, Lobot polishes his head and tries to lose himself among some Stormtroopers.
Hey, I blend in, they will never find me.
Do I smell tacos?
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today.......
lobot:
i am lobot of borg. these are my associates
lando, i've been meaning to tell you something. i've secretly turned over the station to the guys behind me and now you'll have to screw your friend, take the rap for it all, and i'll get the city!
Surprise! Happy Bir---, hey wait a minute guys, it's only space pimp.
"Thats it....one, two, three...step to the left...two, three..."
This is what happens when that guy gets stuck playing Princess Leia in the Stromtroopers choir.
While trying to adjust the TV reception, trooper 8519 found that he could control Lobot's every move via the head implant.
boys,get ready to kill lando
cameraman: SMILE!
geez, lobot, mate, whatever you do, dont turn around......
Lobot wants you: join the imperial army
"I'm not the android you're looking for"
Freeze!
And now, from the Calrissean collection we have what the well dressed stormtrooper will be wearing this year.
"And the first runner up,...Ms. Arizona!"
"And these lovely candidates are competing for the title of Miss Stormtrooper 2000!!"
Regis(from far left): Who Wants To Be Blasted By 7 Stormtroopers? Lobot: I do! I do! Wait a minute, Stormtroopers? I thought this was supposed to be that Millionaire show!
LoBot- "Check this out, huh huh. I'm on Tv or something, huh huh huh."
Hey, aren't we kind of in each others line of fire?
Oh, my god! they've got cameras!
Lobot: And now, introducing the latest singing sensation, the Blaster Boys!
Nice ear muffs buddy!!
"Damn Lobot! He ruined ourr family reunion photos!
ive been stood here for weeks waiting for them to update the humour section
lobot"too much choreography!how does brittany do it?" director"lets take it from the top!"
lobot"too much choreography!how does brittany do it?" director"lets take it from the top!"
Have any of you seen a wookie, 2 Andriods, A princess that looks good in scant clothing, a whinning jedi, and That scruffy guy, They left there Millineum Falcon parked in the Handicap Zone
We're putting the band back together.
Mommy, can I keep them?
For some reason I feel being watched.
Trick or treat!!
Pedro The Hutt
LoBot: Uh, wrong floor. Stormtroopers: No kidding, Sherlock!
And the fifth runnerup is......Miss
Welcome to part one of the 5 video set "sweat those midi-chlorians out" Today I,LoBot your instructor, and my seven heavily armed assitance will show you just how to get rid of unwanted midi-chlorians
"And that concludes the Codpiecewear section of tonight's pageant!"
"Ok, now stormtrooper 2, you need to tilt your head a little to the left. And you, way in the back, step forward a little. Ok, say cheese!"
"Everyone here that is not going to get shot in the back for betraying the Empire take one step forward. Not so fast Lobot!"
They all stood waiting patiently for the updates from the humor section of TFN. The only question that remains is if rigormortis or fossilization would set in first.
"Say cheese!"
Is this the droid we are looking for?
Welcome Home!
Stormtroopers:"At last a being as stupid as us. At least we don't need computers for brains."
Ok guys, just stand here and see if we are noticed by the other people.
Guys --- I can sense ALL of you staring at my ass!! Knock it off!!"
I knew I should've turned right at that last hallway...
"Schwing" comes to mind, doesn't it?
"Ok now from the begining 1,2,3 1,2,3
"Excuse me! Down in front!"
dese ahh mi homies
Stormtrooper on the left's thinking "Ah man I gotta go to the bathroom! Look at that stupid dude with the Walkman...!"
Bobaloo
In rythm boyss, and one... and two.... to the left..... to the right... and shake that blaster rifle now !!!
But sir, do we have to do the macarena again...
Tonight on Solid Gold....the new Solid Gold Dancers and DJ Empire
we be down with that, word , my and my posse say peace out !
The next emsemble in our Imperial Collection is this lovely black and white evening attire complete with blaster accessory...
"dry storm suit cleaners didn't take visa again, huh?"
"Stop looking at me like that!"
Hey! No bald jokes!
"for the last time... it's not my birthday"
"to infinity... and beyond"
"stop looking at my butt"
"i do"
"you slept with my girlfriend, didn't you"
"Ok, that looks good. Everybody smile for the holo-camera!"
"my headphones are bigger than yours"
"my headphones are bigger than yours"
I found this guys buy the pool again.
"Lando, all the cutouts were funny the FIRST time."
Cast shot from the movie "Reservoir Banthas"
Ok Honey, i'll take you, you, you and you. The rest of you will have to wait for the next girl.
"Pssst... Whats that on the back of his head?"
The latest Backstreet Boys video!!!
Sherrif Lobot organizes his posse.
Alright Lobot, move and die!
Ya Buttox
Lucas: Aw, c'mon you guys, you're the Backstreet Boys, this video is gonna be great!
Shoot!!!!I think they know I stole the beer
Now we have our models in their incredible white armor fashions straight from the Imperial Fashion Guard.
Political Correctness Hits New Low: Miss America Contestants Now Required To Cover All Bare Skin!
Da da da da da da da da da. Young man, if you're feeling down I said young man, there's no need to worry, DA DA DA DA DA, It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A!
"CHEESE!!!!"
poor nerdy billy, rejected by the "in" group of star wars nerds (sorry, fans) was forced to go to the dress up star wars converntion in the not-quite-so-popular "lobot" suit
Lead stormtropper: lord vader, theres good news and bad news. the bad news is, well, we didnt capture your son - but the good news is we managed to capture lobot! (sounds of chocking, gasping)
these are the real heros of TESB
"Damn that Empire!.?..They're behind me aren't they?"
"Guys, we are suppossed to stand here holding our...guns. I'll just stand here and blind them with my glare, but you hold your...guns nice and tight!" LOBOT
7 out of 10 stormtroopers prefer Lobot to Darth Vader
sweet dreams are made of these who am I to disagre
round up your posse and get ready to ride
And here are the stormtroopers singing "change the caption"
Hey, anybody got another stormie uniform? Mine's still at the cleaners!!
The Storm Trooper Choir,directed by Cyborg Ed: "A 1 and a 2, and a 1,2,3! Praise To Our Sith Lord! The One and only Darth Vader..."
We're not gonna hurt you, were just gonna KIDNAP you!
"I'm agent Mulder and this is agaent Scully. Please canvas the area now."
To remind Lobot that he had no job security (so he better do a good job), Lando always made him stand with the targets at the annual Bespin Archery Contest.
This is what, a long time ago, the Village People looked like.
Hey! You! Get on your helmet!
The cast for The Full Monty
Old Navy's new Stormtrooper Cargo Vests
hake
"In the navy, we can sail the seven seas!.."
"Welcome to the Cloud City Ballroom, featuring, for tonight only, the cast of the Imperial-approved version of A Chorus Line!"
"I'm not falling for the ' look out, there's a bunch of trigger happy stormtroopers behind you' trick again"
why is the guy with the thing on his head is here ?
bald guy: I want to be a stormtrooper, but with these ear pieces, my head wont fit in the helmet!
The Cloud City Music Hall Rockettes
Lobot: "Ok stormtroopers , I know youre hiding here somewhere! Come out come out wherever you are!"
Be Careful,the fart gas is burning through the bio suits!
........AND NOW FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, WE HAVE THE STORM TROOPERS HERE TO PERFORM THE WORLD FAMOUS "RIVER DANCE".
The Top-Secret Al Gore testing facility.
"Mr. Scott, I said beam us the hell out of here now!"
"Everybody Yeahhhhh, Rock your body, yeahhhhhh
"Trick or Treat!"
Lots of dumb stormtroopers standing there with a guy
All right now boys....And one and two and kick and twirl.....
stormtropers"you are under arrest" Guy with head thing" for what?" Stormtropers" you are a hazard to the fasion statement"
Oh how humiliating. Now is NOT the time to be picked easily from a crowd...
Ladies and gentlemen, here is the fancy summer collection
Hey, tommy, come closer to the camera, this is the class annual photography
I KNEW I should have called in sick today!!!!!!
"na na na na na ...Hey, Macarena!" "Ok, guys, now lets do the Electric Slide.
(guy standing there with nothing to do):"Are you talkin to me?" (stormtroopers):"Of course we're talking to you, you idiot!"
Welcome to Rent-A-Storm-Trooper. Here we have our latest model, a sure bet for anyone looking to crush a rebellion and take over the galaxy . . .
Appearing for one night only, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lobot and the Stormtrooper Review!
HEYYYYYY MACERANA !!!
"Yes, I'm strange & mysterious & love to show off by standing in front of those blasters...he-he."
"Step right up, boys & girls & take a pick."
You are late for the Imperial ballet class!
Does this armor make my butt look big?
The newest Devo music video
Come on boys, show us how to do the Macarena...
No matter how hard he tried, Lobot could never seem to remember his stormtropper uniform.
Baldy and the Back Up Dancers
(sung) "Which one of these things just doesn't belong here?"
Dry cleaning late again, Steve?
The Imperial Tabernacle Choir
I that heard there was a cat up a tree!
Lobot: Shoot! That sign said this was the bathroom!
"Everyone together- Step one, two, kick!"
ATENTION (sneezes) RIPOFF!
ALRIGHT!!! THAT DOES IT!! IF NON OF YOU BLOCK HEADS ZIP THIS ZIPPER, I'M CANCELING BARNEY, GUMBY ANDDUKES OF HAZARDS!!!
"Is the chorus assembled, conductor?"
We Are... The Men in White... and a little black...
It's the new pop sensation, Lobot and the Stormetts
Vader: That`s great hold it... hold it...*click* perfect!
Trooper behind Lobot whispers: Five bucks says I can shoot his earmuffs off.
The Coruscant Boys Choir with guest conductor
As part of Lando`s secret plan, Lobot lets a pants-ripper fly and the stormtroopers fall like dominoes
Lobot: OK, simon says...
Lobot: MAN! My butt itches.
New Bespin fall fashion line-up by designer Lobot
Lobot trys to keep as still as his cardboard standup collection
Ok, ready.....1, 2, 3.......MACARENA!!!!
Stormtroopers: "Lobot, your room was broken into." Lobot: "WHAT! I can't hear you." Stormtrooper: "Y
"...and this beautiful seven-piece livingroom set, as Lobot shows us, can be yours-- if the price is right!"
Ladies and gentlemen...with us.... Lobot and his "Trooper Boys Chorus"
(Lobot):Mom, these are my new friends.
Star Wars re-enactment of "Snow white and the seven dwarves", Starring Lobot as Snow white, Tk421-Tk427 as the dwarves, and Barbara Streisand as the evil witch! SUMMER 2000 in a theater near you!
Costumes-$34,000...Set-$65,000...Props-$23,000...Being in The Empire Strikes Back-Priceless...There're some things money can't buy...for everything else, there's the Ewok Tribal Mastercard...
I am Tony Clifton! I sware!...and these are my show girls, ur, um...i mean troops! Realy, ask the disco hall-of-famer wannabe!
Lobot(i think that's his name...i forgot it!)-"I would like to take everyone in the entire audience out for milk and cookies! There're bussess outside! Follow Meeeeee!!!...."-Troops-"YAAAAYYY...!"
Isn't this enough time out? Were we really that bad?
Stormtrooper 1: "So... where's the camera?" Stormie 2: "Just Shutup and do what the bald guy does."
Lobot: and 1 and 2; work those legs!
The costumes are nice but I don't like the guns.
Ladies and gentle men, for your viewing and listening pleasure, I present to you the Bespin People. (in the crowd) "Which one's the Indian???"
I still can't believe you god damn uncle fuckers can't update this site! It's been three damn weeks!
DUDE: I farted ST1: Ewww ST2: hehe
Ready? Warm up drills! 1-2-3, 1-2-3, Lift those feet ,1-2-3...
"Backstreet's Back! Alright!"
Camera guy: Okay, Stormtrooper #1 move a little to the right... uh thats good. Stormtrooper in the back you out of focus, come foward a bit- okay, Lobot move to the side aaannd say CHEESE!!!
One of these obeject are not like the other, one of these objects don't belong...
"New York! New Yooooork!
"I'm being attacked by stormtroopers! April fools!"
"No, I want decaffinated coffee."
"As Leia took her shirt off, her captors stood in awe."
pick the odd one out
Lobot: "Now we can destroy Austin Powers and we will have Fembots for everyone!"
The true heros of Star Wars pose for a picture.
"No, No! That's not how you do the Vader Shuffle! We wll keep practicing till you get it right!"
"I didn't expect this kind of Imperial inquisition..." "NOOOooobody expects the Imperial inquisition!!"
i've got a bad feeling about this
"For the last time, no I am NOT PROFESSOR X and you CAN'T HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH!!"
Where's waldo?
"All right guys, this is how we will line dance!"
Shake your bon bon shake your bon bon!!!
Lobot plays checkers with stormtroopers......."King me"
"We are the Force-group trying to talk you into updating more often."
I swear Lando I didn't tell them about your Colt 45 smuggling operation.
to win your very own lightsabre, just write to ud and tell us who in this picture is the odd one out
"We're men, we're men in white's, we rob from the rich and steal from the poor that's riiiiight."
what do you mean im being audited?!
and so, the storm troopers brought it upon themselves to blame the absence of the prisinors on lobot.
The best
What r u looking at?
Hey i found these guys in the lobby they said they were with you
Look Ma, I gots me some stormtroopas
"my posse's gettin' big & my posse's gettin' bigger!"
The Empire's version of Jordan Knight, with backup dancers.
"I'm here live with the Stormtroopers on Strike...could you tell us some of your demands you intend to make to Lord Vader and the Emperor?"
And now, the Imperial Gallery proudly presents the distinguished Lobot - as he conducts the 5th Regiment in their own rendition of " A Chorus Line"
Ok boys. Let's take if from the top! One and two and...
do-re-mi-so-fa-la-ti-dooooooooooo
Lobot: White plasteel armor is soooo five minutes ago, chicks dig the puffy shirt!
..... thats the way we became the brady bunch do do dooo do
Our new line of spring wear features a sliming, all in one body suit designed by The Emperor formerly known as Palpatine.
Which one of these things is not like the other? Which one of these things just doesn't belong?
Ok Ladies! and left and right and, FEEL THE BURN! ok, maybe not?
pirates/stormtroopers: "with cat like tread upon our prey we steal, in silence dread our cautious way we feel. no sound at all! we scarcley speak a word, a fly's footfall would be distinct-ly heard.."
IMPERIAL ARMOUR: $13000; BLASTERS: $25000; Headphones: 22.50: The Look on that guys face: PRICELESS
Paul Chaffer and DF-
I'm felling a little misplaced here guys!!!!!!!!!!1
It's time for another game of find the wally with the robotic ears. He just isn't trying anymore.
...suddenley lobot realised what was bothering him. this was a formal occasion, and he was the only one in casual....
And this years winner of the Mr. Storm Trooper of the Galaxy goes to....
All right, ladies, now lift those legs
With his new Dolby Surround Sound Headphones, it sounded to Lobot like the Imperial Choir was right behind hime
"Honestly, does this make my butt look fat?"
say cheess!
If you don't update soon TF.N, you better watch your back.
Trooper: Hey you, baldy, shine my shoes, ha ha ha. Lobot: How degrading.
And Now The Cloud City Stormtrooper Glee Club will sing John Jacob Jinglehimer Smith
And jump!... and stretch!... and jump!... and stretch!
Please could suspect number 1 step forward and say "How long have you had these droids."
D'you like my collection of life-size action figures?
lobot intoduces the spicetroopers onsaturday night live
Okay, Picard, lets see you dance!
Yes that's right folks, for a mere 19.95, you too, can have yourself an army of cardboard stand-ups of the nefarious Imperial Stormtroopers, and if you act quickly, we'll throw in a "talking" Lobot!!
"Don't react...that's just what they want you to do....just ignore them, and they'll go away...."
Even before he turned around, Don had a feeling that he had accidentally stumbled onto Cloud City Gangland Territory
"OK, class, I'd like you to welcome our guest speakers from the 131st batallion, who are here today to tell you all about your exciting futures in EMPIRIAL SLAVERY!!!
This week, on OZ: The entire Storm Trooper block makes the freaky-bald-mute-guy their bitch.
"My GOD that guy's got a sweeeeeeet little rear...."
"Sure, I can have the rest of those clones by Friday, but it's gonna cost you extra."
And Now, Ladies And Gentlemen..... Your Radio City ROCKETTES!!!!!
On the barracks, Bill was often considered the storm trooper with the most fashion sense.
"Oh, you know, every day it's the same old thing...plastic suits and helmets. So today, I went with this lovely silk shirt and wool vest ensemble. Snappy, dontcha think?"
"You know, it's REEAALLLLYYY hard to update my Star Wars site with you all STANDING there like that..."
wow did tfn update there humor section yet. wow come on why are we waiting around here hurry.
In a moment of panic, Joey realized that the entire band had left their instruments on the bus
Let's kick it OLD-SCHOOL, IMPERIAL STYLE!!! Yeeeeaaahhhhh, boooyyeeeeee...
In an effort to reassure him, the troop all agreed that Bob's hearing aid was "hardly noticable"
"C'mon, Darth, get DRESSED!! We're gonna miss the opening act!!"
Yet another English Soap Opera heads for the can.
"Is that you final answer?"
Death Squad
Table for seven, non-smoking please.
Prince Lee
And now introducing, Handsome Stevie Lobot and the dancing stormtroopers
finially the Star Wars musical!
"Joy...To the world! All the boys and girls! Joy to the Fishes in the deep blue sea! Joy to you and me!"
"But honey... they're half price if you buy a dozen!"
"And so you see, our brand of washing powder can take away even the most annoying blaster burns!"
Lobot: Now, I'll start on beat three, and you guys come in for the chorous when I go, "yeah, yeah, yeah!"
Your one and only chance to see the greatest band this side of the galaxy, one night only, Jerry and theTroopers. Get your tickets now. hear their number one hit, Die rebel scum.
Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we're gonna go all the way -- tonight it'll be the Full Monty!
Don't tell me--it says "kick me" on my back.
VADER: Alright, smile everybody! LOBOT: No, wait, Lando get in the picture. Come on don't be shy...
Ok fellas, now thats a kick right, shoot your blasters in the air (ooh I love saying that) , and for the finale, get down on your knees...oooh!
"Damn"
"The Inquisition..what a show.. duh-duh-duh-duh.. the Inquisition, welcome home, duh-duh-duh-duh.."
Tricked again, Land won't be happy
they said there with you !
Dang Lobot, you're still here!
Lobot: Hey guys, I've heard thefre was a budget cut. Now they are modeling Leia's hair after donuts! @(-_-)@
May the Farce Be With You! <(-_-)>
"...and this is the slide of my vacation at Bespin. See, I'm that guy in the very back."
In an attempt to be "respectable," Lando Calrissian created the Empire's very first Big Boy Band, named N*Troopers.
"Cleaners wouldn't accept a check."
Lobot: Right 'fess up who farted
The Red Cross interviews more applicants
Oota Goota, Solo
"One of these men is not like the others. One of these men just doesn't belong. Can you tell me which one is not like the others by the time I finish my song?"
Yes, Queen Amidala, they will ensure your full protection...
Okay Mr. Lucas, we've got those extra stormtroopers for the lame new scenes in "special edition"
Rukuku
Let me show you how bowling works!!!
"It's now time for workout ans sweat with the stormtroopers"
It was some time before Lobot realised that the stormtrooper squad that had been holding him at gunpoint were all cardboard cut-outs.
"and with the purchase of seven or more you get the food dehidrator for free"
Were on strike! Were on strike!Were on strike! Were on strike!.....
we're too sexy for our armor to sexy for our guns now whatya think about that?
new promo for the gap trooper pants
thoses suites look so dumb i mean god look at.. hu there right behind me arnt they
Psst, Joh, look, the back of his suit is opened! HaHA!
They said you invited them?
'Cause Oscar Mayar has a way with B-O-L-O-N umm...BO-L-O-H no, B-O-L ahh, forget it!
"Hold still there's a spider on your back. I'll get it!" *bang* *thud* "Are you okay, Mister?"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, lets have a nice round of applause for 'The Impalas!"
"The Back Street Boys found stiff competition with Darth Vader's new all boy band."
Lobot (to music): "I have got a lovely banch of stormtroopers... deedly deedly.... there they are a-standing in a row... bum,bum, bum..."
He was just sick of how rarely they updated the humor site...so he brought reinforcements.
bald guy is upset because the stormtroopers won't let him play with them
Did he forget his uniform at the cleaners AGAIN?
It's so hard to find good help these days
Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Daryl, this is my other brother Daryl, and this is my other brother Daryl, and this is....
I'm not only a client, I'm the President. Hair club for Cyborgs.
Hey baldy! Put your hands up!
I said "pivot pause, turn pause, pivot, step,step! Not, pivot pause, turn pause, pivot, step pause!"
I said "pivot pause, turn pause, pivot, step,step! Not, pivot pause, turn pause, pivot, step pause!"
THE WHITE GUY AT THE CENTER:"DON?T MOVE!!!!!...WE ARE IN A PICTURE.
Wheres Waldo?
"Stormtroopers? Behind me? Yeah, Right. I ain't falling for THAT Again, Lando.."
"So, you like to make fun of my ears do you? You think you are a real funny guy eh? Now let me tell you a joke. See these guys back there? They are my brothers. They don't have ears either, yough guy.
One...singular sensation...every single step she takes!
In an instictive response to the enemy close by, the stormidius troopodias attempt to blend into their surroundings.
Here come the MEN IN WHITE
test
Is that Calvin Cline underwear
plealse don't mock amidila
Yeah, this is my uncle and his sons, it's where I spent my holiday, only you can't see the house because I wanted to get a family portrait and...
Little-known fact: In his spare time, Lobot founded the All-Stormtrooper Tap-Dancing School.
Stormtroopers:These outfits really chaff your groin. Lotbot: Sick of sores? pubic hair gets trapped? Then shop at Star Stores. Guareenteed for crotch comfort.
One of the advantages of being a stormtrooper: No one ever knows you're bald.
And now the weather forecast: "As you can see our country suffers from Troopstorms in the South, as well as in the North-East, and the......"
Every notice, there were really only two places Stormtroopers had any hope of being camoflauged?
"So, until next time, I'm Lobot. Thank you for watching 'Interior Design, Imperial Style'."
"One of these troopers, is not like the other. One of these troopers, isn't the same."
"Join me as the Solid Gold Dancers perform 'The Robot', right after this break."
Lobot, Gansta Rapper and his Funky Mob.
With tactics like these how can we lose?
Lobot and the Supremes
"Hello, do you know us? We're cannonfodder for a galactic Empire..."
make the force be with you
Lobot: You thought you could get away with it didn't you? You thought you could say "Humor site will be updated in about a week" and not update it without paying. It's payday pal.
I Lobot now control Cloud City! BaHaHaHaHa!
eeehhh Macarena .....
It was the night before Christmas.....
"...And over to your right Marcus, and several others, are wearing a white plastic outfit with a black blaster, this outfit screams "look at me!'"
Lobot: And now, for you folks at home, will the REAL Stormtrooper please step forward?
The Few. The Proud. The Nearsighted. Join the Imperial Forces today, and Aim for Anything You Can Aim.
George Lucas (behind camera): CUT! Lobot, will you stop pulling the 'Picard Maneuver' with your costume so we can get on with this scene? And move to your left, you're blockign one of the troopers.
"Close the blast doors!" Stormtrooper:"Shut up."
Okay, ladies... And One, And Two...
Lobot: (in a bored voice) Yeah and this painting is really wonderful 'n all... (Voice from off stage) Oh come on! Show a bit of enthusiasm! This is supposed to be a wonderful expression of artwork!
Sir, there are some people from Microsoft that want to talk to you about your Apache Web Server
LoBot: Hmmm...what do do with all of these carboard cutouts now that we're finished with them...
New York City's newest police recruits
"OH, sure, Lando. I believe you. Like there's REALLY a squadron of Stormtroopers behind me. You are the WORST liar."
The crowd went silent in anticipation as the conducter announced the next choir to perform would be Regiment 31, mens choir, representing Bakura
TROOPERS: Freeze!... Freeze!!! LANDO'S AID: Wonderful walkman!
It's a hard life for the full-sized action figure collector
Did i change my underwear this morning?
the slaves are ready
stormtroopers: he will never know what hit him
OK, let's take it from the top... And please, this time, I sing Brittney's part!
someone call 4 exterminators?
Broadway, here we come!
Oil Can!
not another gap commercial
"Yeah, let's see you call me a dork now, pal!"
Lobot suddenly gets a strange feeling......like he's being followed....
"Hey Lando, you lousy dork.....yeah, I'm talking to you, ya jerk! Whaddya gonna do about it, huh?"
With Imperial stormtroopers now available to follow him on command, Lobot was able to stop worrying about getting mugged by Ugnaught 'hoods while on those late-night inspection tours.
...and the runner up-for the Miss America Title is...
Stormtrooper:"Whoa... What's that? The new Walkman or something?" Other Stormtrooper:"What the heck. Kill 'im!"
Lobot - "Ladies and Gentlemen - I give you the garrison's choir and their rendition of that great Abba classic 'Super Trooper'"
I'm sorry but if you dont have an invitation you aint coming in!
Ok, I told you I would bring my mates next time. Now - I dare you to call me "Baldie" again!
"I look weird"
For your viewing pleasures sit back and enjoy the interperetive dance stylings of Lobot and his cloud city dancers
This is our rendition of Oliver Twist
This is our rendition of Oliver Twist
IL Basso
go men and get back my wig
You're the saviour of Leia and co. Well, we have enough of playing in Star Wars so you're busted! There will be no episode 6. George Lucas can use battle droids in the next movie.
...and i want my head as shiny as those helmets
If it takes 7 Storm Troopers to take out one person the Empire is gonna be destroyed by one guy.
If I just close my eyes, they'll go away
Another blind date gone wrong in the cloud city
"The Galactic Empire Boys Choir."
"Hey you, bald guy...Turn those headphones down they could damage your hearing."
"Where in the hell did all those stormtroopers go?"
"Why don't I ever get to talk?"
"Please shoot me."
"Hey Lando, I guess Colt 45 doesn't work every time."
sam was feeling quite out of place, he was the only one in his class with out 'egg wear'
Everyone wears white on the day BEFORE Labor Day
Sing or die, lobot
- Hey, Lobot! We?re trying to rehearse for Star Wars: The Musical here! HEY! Did you hear me? Get outta here!.....You son of a.....Suit yourself! KABLAM!!!
What the seven dwarves wear on Halloween.
"Are you my mother?"
heres the new boy band sensation from a gallaxy far far away
Ummmmmm, Captain Picard? Wrong show buddy, sorry.
"Springtime for Vader and Alderon..."
Honey, we're going to have some extra guests for dinner.
"Okay everybody! Right...now left, twirl! No no no! Let's start again, and get it right this time!"
Can't ANY of you give me a bigger smile? It looks like a prison photo!
Welcome to the first annual Stormtrooper choir concert. Our first selection is "Vader, the black caped Jedi"
" i am Lando's best friend, and yes i am also the father 6 beutifull storm troopers.
At that moment, some jerk in a wierd headpiece stepped into the shot, ruining what might have been the funniest moment in Stormtrooper history.
Backstreet's back, all right!
feeling like the odd man out? well don't worry, there is now a cure for male-pattern baldness!!
Stoemtroopers applaud the skill and cunning shown in another one of Leia's easy escapes from Vader and an army of Imperial soldiers.
Stay tuned to the Emperial Cable Network, Lobot and the 7 dwarves.
Lobot: uh...George...you've got a piece of spinach in your teeth...
Lobot and his gang in the original concept for Michael Jackson's "Beat It" video.
Did someone call for an exterminator?
And now for our next feature, the Imperial Stormtrooper choir, directed by our very own Lobot...Take it away boys!
And now the Village People performing thier new hit, "In the Empire".
Why must they wear white? It gets dirty too fast, but I better not mess with the Empire.
"Okay Lando, you wanna call me "Baldy" one more time . . ."
Realizing that he had nowhere to run, Lobot stood very still and hoped that the stormtroopers couldn't see him.
Here we see Lobot's big solo in his Bespin debut.
Stormtrooper: "Okay chromedome, give us your lunch money."
Stormtrooper is center rear: "GUYS! WAIT FOR ME!"
Right now Lobot really hoped that it was just Luke and Han dressing as stormtroopers again.
Lobot and the seven dwarves.
OK, I have my keys, chapstick, earmuffs, belt.....I know i'm forgeting something.
Somehow, the latest incarnation of Menudo failed to capture the magic of its predecessors.
"Lando, i'm sorry, they've busted me for my ridiculous looking shirt and high pants."
"when wearing white after labor day remember, blasters make the perfect accesory"
remember, if you must wear white after lifeday, blaster are the perfect accesory"
::singing:: One of these things is not like the others!
" and now, ladies and gentlemen, the finalists in the Ms. Evil Empire pageant will dazzle you with.....swim-wear!
Lobot suddenly realizes that his attempt to 'blend in' has failed miserably...
The graduating class of 2000
This is for the Empire's year book; SMILE!
This is for the Empire's year book; SMILE!
"Okay guys, we're ready to strip on the beach!"
"Okay guys, we're ready to strip on the beach!"
I can hardly contain my excitement! Here's the act you have been waiting for! The Storm Trooper 7
haha we got u now
Off screen voice: Wait a minute! That's the guy! That's the guy who shot him! I never forget a face! Lobot: Huh? Me? What? *Offscreen voices laugh hystarically*
"As you can see, this is the new&trendy clothing, wearing this on street & you know your tha man. Buy it and wear it!" (brought to you by THXclothing inc.) (all rights reserved)
Uh, This is so screwed up. Run for it!!!
I'm not falling for the old look behind you gag.
"Alright girls, let's get it right this time! PLACES everyone!"
O.K. Guys; one, two, cha cha cha
Come on Guys lets go before we get caught,...There are a bunch of storm troopers behind me arn't there
The Empire Chorus rehersals
The Graduating Class of 2000, Imperial Finishing School For Girls
and as you can see this years colour is white, with bits of black to bring out the accessories
Victor, Anthony, and their buddies here want to have a little talk with you . . .
Dry cleaners wouldn't take your check again, ey Warren?
??FOR ONLY $9.99 YOU CAN HAVE ALL THIS STORMTROOPERS DANCING NAKED FOR YOU!! ?HURRY UP, IT'S A ONE DAY OFFER!
And now, let me show you the new '00 line of Stormtroopers, with new Never-Fale targeting system!
Cheapest security on Bespin City
Hey Lobot, maybe you should try Rogaine with monoxidil!
Trick or treat!
All right sicko, just drop the nerf and step away.
"Did you hear that Han and Leia finally Kissed? It was soooo romantic! And.....wait a sec...what does that flashing red light mean?..Oh, that we're filming. Okay, gotcha. WAIT! FLIMING?! AHHHHHH!
Stormtroopers Line up from across the globe patiently waiting for TheForce.net to update their humor section
Director Lobot leads the Imperial Stormtrooper Choir.
Lobot:"What do you mean storm troopers with guns?" *chooptttttth* Stormtrooper:"Oops. Itchy trigger finger."
The auditions for the Stormtrooper quartet.
Have my daughter home by 11:00, or else.
Guy in the back: HA HA! This is a stick up! No one move!
We are the staff of Bespin Internation Hotels, and we'd like to say 'WELCOME!'
And tonight's performers, N'Sync.
Lobot: Hello, my name Andy and this is my Star Wars movie
me and my posse say we down with that !
Lucas: "C'mon guys, this is gonna be the best Backstreet Boys video ever!"
sad maul
knew I shouldn't have bet cloud city, Darth Vader alway's wins
Lobot's Posse
Come one, Come all! Housetrained body slaves for sale! Great with children! Special sale!
The Mr. Stormtrooper USA Pagaent
At Radio Shack...buy a set of headphones with 6 six Stormtroopers and get ONE FREE!
Pst.. Hey Lobot-What's the score on the Laker's game?
Mr. Lobot's third grade class photo
And now, the runner up for Mr. Stormtrooper.........
Those ear muffs clash with your shoes.
That's what happens when you invite Star Wars fans to a dress party...
"One of these things doesn't belong here, one of these things isn't the same..." "Oh, shut up!"
At the Star Wars Wax Museum...Lobot's Mom: "Move into the shot, hunny.
Lobot at the Star Wars Wax Museum with his wife...(Mumbling) "...I had to get her a new camera...I just had to get her a new camera..." "SMILE, HUNNY!"
Jedi school dropout...
Come on, work it girls... okay, now we're going to do the Al Gore lambada!..
The guy to my right is wearing a white jacket with some nice white panties and to top if off a white hat, the guy next to him is wearing the same and the guy . . . . .. .. . .
I dunno, the new Village People are a little monotonous...
hey guys come here often, dig the earrings
hey guys come here often, dig the earrings
Its the new ad for "Hair Club for Men"
I think it's about time you changed this picture!!!!
Did you grab my ass???
thank you veyr much,mister roboto..
I'm in trouble!
Richard O'Brien takes over as manager of S-Club-7 and unveils their new look
Can you guys at least put a blind-fold on befor you shoot.
This is just great........
Don't worry, Mr. Lobot. We'll get that thing off your head in a jiffy. Just try not to move this time.
on the count of three smile.
The Imperial Chorus at rehrearsal....
This is the dancing crew. Boys, show em a dance.
"Hmm...I could of sworn someone was watching me....."
The REAL Backstreet Boys
"THAT was Jar Jar Binks?"
The Force Will Be With You Always
Yeah, right, like I'm gonna fall for that "look behind you" trick.
Some how Lobot always knew he was just a little bit different.
O.K. Lucus! now what is this about no storms troopers in Episode one!
"Okay, Lobot! Into the mosh pit... NOW!"
"If I wanna sauna with seven gun toting stormtroopers, thats my business, ya hear me? Come on boys, lets find somewhere a little more private, humph!
you put your blasters in....you take your blasters out....you put your blasters in and you shake em all about....you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around
your in trouble because i know what you did last summer
SAY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
We are here to detain you until the arrival of Episode 2
*singing*one of these things is not like the other ones.one of these thing just isn't the same.Can you tell which one before i finish my song??
I'm gonna dress you up in my love...
"And now Ms. Portman, here is the idiot who caused you to lose the Golden Globe. Your orders?"
Class of '99
I'd give anything for one of those helmets
"Geez, that bald guy's got a huge ass"
"I don't know what's shinier, his head or our uniforms."
And these ladies and gentlemen are the 7 finalists in the mr stormtrooper universe contest.
You're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to love...
...And here we have the US Olympic women's swim team. Aren't they lovely?
This year's Miss America winner is-wait a minute-DAMN the GAP!They've done it again!
'Hmmm...That's a new one on me, guys, I didn't realize you were using real guns either..Hey George, you okay?
".....And this is our indoor showroom. As you can see, white is our most popular color this season.. It just wreaks of 'cold'."
Now I'm big and important, one angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you ...
"Hello, my name is Jose and behind me is the Macarena Students Association! Lada lada lada Macarena...HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY MACARENA! HIEE!"
Next on Ed Sullivan: Dion and the Belmonts!!!
Reservoir Dogs 2 - Joe Lobot: "Let's go to work."
OK! Once again ladies, it's step-slide, step-slide. It is not stomp-fire, stomp-fire.
Lobot: "I'm feeling out of place... here on Broadway.." Stormtroopers: Chorus: "On Broadwaaayy!"
Uh... Surrender or you will be REALLY SORRY!
Eyewitness: "Lemme see... I don't think he was weraing white so it must be the one on the right"
"Pssst... hey baldie... look behind you!"
"Couldn't you hear them coming?"
The Poster for Over-Actors Annonymous
The clip right before Lobot goes Midevil on Lando
"Hey Lando... wanna tell me again why I have to wear this thing?
I think it's time to re-negotiate my contract Lando
It's okay George... they proise they will put the blasters down as long as they get a speaking part.
You're not bringing that Pokemon garbage in Cloud City as long as _I_ am in charge!
Typical, as soon as a camera points at us he has to get in on it !!!
All because my prosthetic ears are bigger than yours?
Psst , Lobot , are you sure we're in the right uniform?
Captain Picard's chart attempt owed much of its success to the dancers beautifully subtle routine.
"TROOPS is filmed on-location with the men of the Empire. All suspects are guilty...period. Otherwise, they wouldn't be suspect, would they?"
Find the fake stormtrooper
LOBOT: ::They said don't move but I have this major itch on my butt:: SECOND TROOPER TO THE LEFT: ::Bet he has to itch his butt:: Oh man,it feels so good to itch my butt LOBOT: ::oh the temptation::
"Okay guys. Once more, and get the high kicks RIGHT this time!"
Next week, on Freaks & Geeks...
One of these things is not like the other....
Got blaster?
Um... can we use your bathroom?
stormtrooper(thinking): this is boring,this is boring,this is boring,what are we doing,why are we just standing here?
the failed imperial chorus
Lobot, how are we supposed to watch the Super Bowl, YOU FORGOT TO GET A T.V.
Ok lets try this again. Left foot front, right foot back now turn. Goood!!
"One....chorus line of people....."
no no dont tell me .... there behind me
Lobot-"So have you men decided who's going to have their way with me first?"
How come we can't dress up like him expect the dumb thing in his ear?
hi
-An unlucky person who just filed a complaint about his Rogaine-
I will never say it!!
Rebel??.....What Rebels??..... I don't know what your talking about.
The new GAP commercial - "Everyone in Helmets
"Click""Click""Click"...... "Bang""Zap""Uhhhh""Buhahahah""die, die, die,"Slat" etc.
GANG RAPE!!!
WE ARE ALL GOING TO FILL YOU'RE ANUS!!!
Hey guys, wanna fuck?
No, I'm not looking behind me, nope, not getting me.
All in a row now, children.
Now the altos...let's hear you: La la la la la la la.... Now the sopranos....No, Albert, you can NOT add a "rap" to the ensemble..
Stang!! Vader's here, and me with my armour at the cleaners
stormtrooper- "dry cleaners wouldn't take a check again"
We're not gonna pay alot for this muffler!
Ok you guys I'm gonna count to three and I want you all to smile and say cheese!
The Bespin crew were put through the worst torture of all time: training Stoormtrooper recruits Stormtroopers: ok ok i just pull this little thing and it shoots blaster bolts? Umm.. I dont get it...
Lobot: "And here you can see the Seven Stormtroopers, donated to us by one Mr. Palpatine"
ha men do'ya like my new ear warms
Oh, girls just want to have fun....
We're men, we're men in tights...TIGHT tights!
"Cause we are living, in a material world.."
"Damn, Lando said they'd never find our stash...."
Lobot is very angry that tf.n hasnt updated the humor page in MORE THAN A MONTH!! Maby the staff is a little over-devoted to that dumb ass filmforce site!!!!
The Death Star Elementary School Kindergarten Photo
Welcome to "To Tell the Truth" with your host, Lobot Philbin.
...Tk-421 is the first runner up and the new Mr. Universe is Rk-657. We'd like to thank all the contestants for joining us...
Lobot: "OK, does everybody remember how we sung it in rehearsal? Good. Just remember lines 1 and 2 then skip to the chorus. OK, ready. And a one, and a two..."
The Bespin Stormtrooper Choir with Lobot Conducting
George Lucas: You're supposed to be fearsome Stormtroopers not a bunch of teenage boys on their first date!....
Alright everyone look at the camera and smile!
Penalty kick at the Galxies Cup
Troopers Tk82
LOBOT: "Hey, Lando, your friends on the baseball team are here! You can go play if your homework is done!"
"Appearing nightly all week, the Cloud City Chippendales!"
VOICE IN BACKGROUND: "OK, Jonny, which one doesn't belong?" "Err...yeah! That's it! That one on the left! You know, the one in white!"
Which of these fine young men will be Mr. Death Star 2000???
"One- Singular sensation..."
Lando (Offscreen) "Lobot, bring forth the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch!" Lobot "Aye sir!"
Trooper 1 "Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!" Trooper 2 "What does that have to do with all this?" Trooper 1 "Nothing, but the editors love a good Monty Python reference." Trooper 2 "Ooooh!"
I have come for our rogain. Give it to me or else...
There are HOW MANY stormtroopers behind me?!
"These are my 'associates' sent to persuade you to update the Humor page. The Emporer is not pleased with your apparent lack of progress!"
Hey Macarena!
These are your semi-finalists for the Miss. America Pageant!
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earl looked around embarassed, realizing that this wasn't casual friday
dude #1 Hey zed bring out the gimp Zed: the gimp's sleepin Dude #1: well i guesss you'll just have to go wake him up now (start pulp fiction music)
Stormtrooper: Damn that cyborg has a cute butt
stormtroopers:"hey guys, you think he waxes his head?"
Stand in the place where you live....
"which one of these is not like the other?"
"hey guys, get aload of this dork."
waffleman9
Ok people, from the top.. "Go grease lightning, you're burning up the quater mile"... What? WHAT?! Don't look at me like that!
I know you guys are staring at me.
Alright Mrs. Newsbaughf which one of these suspects stole you purse?
Apparently Lobot did not get the notice that today was "Dress up as a Stormtrooper Day"
Here at the Imperial Arm Forces you get to stand around and look important!
(Brian Setzer Orchestra playing in the background) You gotta Jump and Jive! they you really gotta Jump and Jive and wail!
What are you looking at Butthead??? Why don't you make like a tree and get the heck outta here! Its leave you sound so stupid when you say it wrong
Here at Imperial College you nee a Composite score of 30 on you IMPERIAL ACTs
"These pants are too tight."
CUT!
Guy in Front: "OK guys, remember that Rockette Thing...When you get to the bottom of the stairs, link arms and everyone together now--right kick, left kick."
Sir, the troops have demanded our whiskey, and I cannot compute.
The only problem with this sci-fi concept rendition of Shakespeare's Julius Caesar was certain copyright infringements with Lucasfilm.
Gunbade3058
Got force?.....Punk
We're men! We're men in tights!
Lobot: After I get ot a hear I'm gonna sue Rogaine.
Lobot: Hurry up and take the stupid picture!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Storm Troopers.
Go to hell!!!
Say cheese...
Nute Gunray's stock broker
I have a bad feeling about this...
Take Us To Your Dealer
We're too busy playing to put anybody down
I reall really reall wanna Zig-a-zig ah
Eeuh, Lando, there are some gentlemen here to see you...
Lobot: Im sooo tired of these stupid pictures lets just finish the friggen movie
And shirley is wearing an attractive grey and cream three piece designed by Viviane Westwood. Give us a twirl shirley. behind her the rest of the girls are wearing this years top fashion label "Die"
will you get on with a new picture already geeeze
"Me thinks they not like my bald jokes..." thought Jar Jar.
"Huh? What Stormtroopers?"
"All right Lucky, hand over the Luky Charms and you won't be disentigrated."
All right, girlths! Firthst the left leg, then the right one! One two three four! Two two three four...
It's step, step, slide, and slide! Not Step slide step! Augh! Dancetroopers!
"Okay, girls, we're only going to go over these steps one more time..."
If I hear one single crack about the hair , they open fire!!!
"Okay.So there are 2 votes for earmuffs,and 3 votes for headphones.What's your take on it Lt.Johnson?"
I'm Lobot Sullivan. And now for our next musical act on our really big show.....give them a really big hand...the Storm Trooper 7!
Class of .... well long time ago...
The Church Choir
"If you wanna be my lover...you gotta get with my friends..."
..And here are the Mr. Stormtrooper finalists.
The cast of the new show "Cloud City Undercover"
Sorry guys . . . peer pressure, you know how it is.
Damn you Lando Calrissian, Damn you! It always gets messy when your old friends come for a visit.
"This is great!!! These freaks just don't get it. I'm bigger than them, so how come i wasn't in the movies!!"
I'd like you to meet Stormtroopers that will be apearing on the Broadway Musical "Being a Stormtrooper Sucks"
Ah-ha, so you have fallen into my trap, Mr. Bond.
Although Lobot never was much on rushing into marriage, the niece of the Palpatine convinced him otherwise. We see him and his escorts awaiting the lovely bride.
I hope no one is staring at by new ear implants... man I feel uncomfortable.
Lobot: "Hey Lucas! These stormtrooper cutouts look so fake. Let's get some real actors."
Lebot "our next exhibit, stormtrooper manikins"
Sir, would you please step out if the car?
hey look we're actally battle droid painted yeah yeah ya see and we've been standing here for a month or so yeah yeah and lobots here too ohh ohhh great yes yes
stormtroopers, "mamas boy ,"look who wears clothes that there mommy picked out". this reminds me of those days at boys camp.
Hey sucker, if you only protect your ears you'll go bald
i think luke is so sexy i wanna fuck him day and night, i love him, NOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS ONE DAMN UGLY FREAK!!!!! DARTH WHATEVER IS SO FUCKING UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!I THINK I HAVE A MIGRAIN!
Hey, Johnson. Where's your uniforn. (Stormtrooper captain shakes his head) No, Lord Vader isn't going to like this.
Storm Trooper Academy: Graduating Class of '00
*Lobot pulls out a tuning instrument and blows a note* Stormtroopers: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *Lobot raises hands* Stormtroopers: Haaaaaalelujah! Haaaaaaalelujah! .... etc
Sir, was YOU that ordered the Rogaine for MEN? Your in a lot of trouble Mister!
And now we dance for you... the Mamushka!
how do we know if he's on or off?
they seem to be mean but they are real sweeties
they seem to be mean but they are real sweeties
i can't help it, i've got them free with a box of cheesy poofs
please buy them, they make a terrible noise, why am i wearing this headphone do you think?
they have a gun i don't have one, IT'S SO UNFAIR!! they just gave me this cool headphone
What should I do? fart and run away..i'll take the risk
"5, 6, 7, ..... oh come on work with me people, the least you could do is smile, those people at the Imperial Gala are going to pay good credits for these seats, and were gonna give them a good show!!
"Little Miss Stormtrooper. Which one will it be?"
"Okay, everybody - VOGUE!"
i think im goin to wet my self
Lando, the new girls for the lounge are here, and you WON'T believe the dance they do!
Why can't I find something fun to do?
Lobot: Hey! George Lucas! why did you design me with this stupid thing on my head?! George Lucas: Get him boys! Lobot: I take it back! I take it back!
One singular sensation, better than all the rest......
Maybe he was just too insecure about himself, but Lobot always felt different than the others.
White suit riot! Riot! Please get stronger armor, White suit riot! Riot! Tires of being shot to death!
Dang! Lobot you're still here?!? Where's the updates? What no updates?!? Ok, Mister, your under arrest!
No hokey-pokey, please no hokey-pokey!! Please don't make us do the hokey-pokey!!!!!!
Hi guys, sorry I'm late for the meeting, I - why's everyone got their hands up? What? Behind me? Uh-oh...
Altogether now; it's just a step to the left...
Stormtroopers: Okay, ready - 3,2,1 - BOO!
You ain't from around here, are you boy?
Mother. I'd Like you to meet some friends of mine
"hey down in front!"
"hey guys i can see reflection from here!"..."hey down in front que ball...im tryin ta aim for cripes sake!"
..But they all told me it was casual day!
This years hot designs from the Imperial Fashion House
This years hot design from the Imperial Fashion House for the man about Coruscant
Don't worry, they couldn't hit a cows ass with a banjo!
Don't worry, they couldn't hit a cows ass with a banjo!
Okay George, here's how it works - either I get some *really* cool lines, or my friends here explain it to you...
Ok those pants are riding too high. We're taking you in.
And now we have Lobot, modelling the latest in off-duty Stormtrooper wear...
Come on baldy, DANCE.
Y...M...C...A...!!!!!!!
Lobot: "Next person to make a crack about being bald gets the "special treatment" from the boys, 'kay?"
Lobo: Stormtroopers? HERE!?!?
If I stand still, they can't see me. Oops! Too late!
Here come the men in white...
(Lobot) Wait! I'm praying to Allah...
You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out.... Come on guys, this time with feeling,,,,
How Darth Vader got Han Solo to the church on time.
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Storm Trooper choir!!"
as you can see i was different and always stood out in class pictures
"...one of these things is not like the other..one of these things just isn't the same.."
Class of '77 reunion photo
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '77, Wear armour........
Are we ready to play "Who wants to be an imperial lackey!!"
"If I roll this ball just right, I can get the Spare."
And the first runner up for Mrs. Strom Trooper is...
The Full Monty...and guest
"Listen! You are going to update TFN humor section or else..."
...And now, because cadet 'Baldo' here forgot his uniform, we're all gonna run around this nice warm station in Artic gear!
I'm Lobot, here reporting about the stormtrooper protest for under payment.......
...And the winner of this years Mr. Galaxy Competition is.....TX-833!
Welcome: All our salesmen are eager to serve you!
"And here, our Shopping Network special, Stormtrooper outfits! Only $164!
Could we see your boarding pass please?
"Would you like fries with that?"
BaldGuy: Uh, Freeze, I think, Let me see here(looks in script)oh no that's not right i don't say anything here! Trooper right behind the bald guy: i WOULD like fries with that and make it quick!
hey lobot i eat poop
Might as well face it I'm adicted to love.
Cameraman: "What do you mean the lens cap is still on?"
...and for the low low price of 199.99, you too can own a piece of vintage stormtrooper armor.Comes compleat with lifelike blaster and menacing helmet. Call now operators are standing by.
...and for the low low price of 199.99, you too can own a piece of vintage stormtrooper armor. Comes complete with life-like blaster and menacing helmet. Call now operators are standing by.
Need Security? Call RENT-A-TROOPER
hi?
(android guy): oh shucks. I was sure that our little dance would get Lando to notice me.
men, suck your balls
"Are these guys with the band? I found them out back."
The newest show in town: Lobot and the Trooper Seven
1st trooper: Look-a parasitic robot is devouring that idiot Lobot's brain, and he doesn't even realize it.
"This fall, I think white is going to be BIG in the military. I see everyone in white with sidearms! (Hmm. Very masculine. Stand right here. Tilt your head to the side? YES!) Okay, everybody! Places!"
Freeze Speilberg! We have strict orders not to permit you on stage to accept your Oscar. This year we're making sure it's Georgie's!
lobot: "I said turn pause pivot pause pivot step step, not turn pause pivot pause pivot step pause! ugh... shudder."
Hey Lando I guess you're really in for it now hahahahaha hey watch where you shove that thing... Bloody Fudge-Packing Imps think they can bugger me!
Coruscant Boys Choir with Johan-Sath Conducting
"Captain Lobot, is that who I think it is?" "Yes, it is the Humor section editor. Set blasters on deep fry."
'scuse us, but is this the audition for "The Full Monty"
The dwarf and the seven snowwhite
"I know I shouldn't have invited you guys to my wedding party."
Lobot: "I think that I just wet my pants!"
DJ LO AND CREW GET READY FOR SOME BEAT DOWNS
"Hey guys, whi that guy with his fave ha;f covered with a machine staring at us?...OH NO! It's a borg! Shoot it! Shoot it!"
"Uh-oh, looks like some one has decided to intrude on our dance lesson...You know what we do with intruders don't you?"
"Wipe them out-all of them"
"Uh-oh, I think we're on COPS again."
Spot the Looney
update, update, update!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to Bespin - The Cloud City. Now, leave.
"Ok boys strike a pose!"
"Lando, someone moved the manaquins again"
"We are the men in white." [Lobot breaks into dance, followed by the stormtroopers.]
My uniform? The cleaners wouldn't take a check!
"And now, ladies and gentlemen, Up with Stormtroopers"
For he's A Jolly Good Fellow! For He's A Jolly Good FELLLOOOWWW! That Nobody Could Deniiii!!
Coming this summer "Lobot and the Seven Stormtroopers"..... This time it will take more than a few happy songs!!!
You know it's ganna be the Y.M.C.A.
When I'm with you baby, I go out of my head, And I just can't get enough, And I just can't get enough - GAAP Winter Armor. Conform or be disintegrated.
"ok, you know the routine...take off your plastic pants, and take out your light sabres...if you know what i mean.
Micheal Flatleys attempts to jazz up riverdance failed miserably
Micheal Flatleys attempts to jazz up riverdance failed miserably
Hit it boyz!
Lobot thinks to himself..."God, I love being able to intercept Stormtrooper conversations with this computer." "Hey Bob, that guys wife is hot" Lobot just smiles and walks away.
Look we told you before buddy take off the Weird hat!!!!
Which one doesn't belong? That answer on TheForce.net!!!
This stuffs made in NYC, get the Stormtroopers!
will you please put you hands, flippers and other odd body parts together for the '7 stormtroops and the odd looking bald guy' as they tapdance
Hey Baldy! No. not you Lord Vader!? (choking noises)
I thought Han Solo was going to come through here...I wanted his autograph!
"One of these things is not like the others..." EVERYBODY SING!!!!
LOBOT:Man, that last whiskey was one to many, last night.
body guards for the dixie chicks
*singing* "Come on hun, why don't we paint the town? ... and all that JAZZ!"
hey joe, how come that droid guy can still pass gas? i can smell it all the way over here!
stormtrooper #5: OPEN A DAMN WINDOW!! CRIPES WE'RE ON "CLOUD" CITY! YOU'D THINK THE TIBANNA GAS WOULD STINK MORE THAN THAT ROBO MAN'S FARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Swiwsuit Contest 2000
Just look at him... totally oblivious to our presence. I guess listening to a Walkman really IS as distracting as they say it is. Bob, get his wallet.
"One of these kids is doing his own thing..."
Hey look everyone we're still here after 3 weeks!
"Mom said it'd make me go blind, but not that a squad of troopers would show up...."
"Ah get down, Ah get funkay!!"
Timing, people, timing! It's left, right, left - THEN you turn and bump your head up!
no, No, NO! This is an audition for the Village People, not the villiage idiots!
Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check Bob?
What the @#$5 is that guy standing there for? Doesn't he know we're going to shoot him?
"I told you, you shouldn't have ripped the tag from Darth Vader's cape"
See Lando! I told you I knew how to clone!
Honestly, it wasn't me!!
Finally! An Update! Our legs were killing us with all this standing around!
and now the imperial choir will sing Swing Low Sweet Chariot
Um, Looks like I got the wrong idea for the fancy dress!
"Everybody got their cod peices on..."
Hey guys if we stare at them long enugh maybe they will up date this pic
Behind Me? Who?
Sorry, they followed me. Please don't include me in any plans to escape. Please.
The would-be humorist began to belive that the figures in the image were staring at him, defying him to invent a humorous caption.
As Calrissian whisked away the captives, Lobot hypnotized the Storm Troopers with his shiney head.
Ladies and Jedi, Riverdance with sepcial guest: Lobot
STORMTROOPERS: You there - - freeze! LOBOT: How can I freeze when I'm a cybernetic disco lovin' machine?
"Okay, guys, the Rockettes called in sick this week, so this is our big break! Positions!"
Honey, there's someone here to see you about our income taxes.
Aerobics with Robo Richard Simmons.
i went to cloud city, and all i got were these lousy stoomtroopers
i've got a bad felling about this.........
And now back by popular demand EARTH, WIND & FIRE!!!!
theforce.net is still not updated? Okay men....ready...aim...
Lando's aide gets payback for calling the Cloud City fuzz on the stormtroopers in ESB.
Give us your lunch money or you'll NEVER find out where we hid your toupee.
Hey, Mr. Strickland--we've got a 'message' for you from Marty McFly!
Dry cleaners wouldn't take a check again, eh Lobot?
"and the winner of Miss stormtrooper congeniality is...contestent #4,the one in white, congratulations.
"and the winner of Miss stormtrooper congeniality is...contestent #4,the one in white, congratulations.
"they're all for sale huh...i'll take the one in white."
"Now, remember to be careful careful, you know what happened to that kid who stuck his arm out the side of a speeder and got it chopped off by a swoop coming the other way"
Uh...Lando...I won't be able to make it... I got caught...
Lobot: Ok boys, on the count of three, onto the cawalk
Aren't you a little short for a cyborg?
Hey Fred! Check out the but on this guy.
The new 'Stormtrooper Vienna Boys Choir '
"I think he's really overdoing this individuality-nonsense!!!" "Put on 'yer Battlesuit like everybody else you creep!!"
Man, this is fun!
Here's why you should never give your Security chief a "Walkman" . . .
Duh, what size skull dome do you wear?
"And the next contestant in the miss congeniality competition is........
"Lobot's back, ALRIGHT!" (everyone starts dancing)
The dry cleaner wouldn't accept your check again?
The dry cleaner wouldn't accept your check again?
"This's is the last time I hold a Star Wars fancy dress party, seven stormtroopers and it's only 6 o'clock!""
Don't you just love it when spot-the-difference pictures are THIS obvious? :)
Don't you just love it when spot-the-difference pictures are THIS obvious? :)
Don't you just hate being dressed differently from the other people?
Lobot:"EEEEKK!!! *No-one* told me this was a white armor affair!!! I feel soooooooooo EMBARRASSED!!!"
1st trooper: Look, a parasitic robot is eating that idiot Lobot's brain, and he doesn't even realize it. 2nd trooper: What a dope.
And here we are in front of the new swimming pool, where guards were called out to stop the kindergardners from peeing in the pool.
I'm sorry to
Ya know what Billy? Captain Jean-Luc Picard is a direct spinoof of this guy!
IL BASSO
We're here for the guy who runs the humor section!
"So, you're still gonna make fun of my ears, are you?"
Hey, why's everyone staring at me?
let's hear a b-flat men
All right ladies! Now-blast, 2, 3, turn and...(points)die!Die!DIE!
Your soldiers from Stormtroopers "R" Us are here
"Stormtrooper Musical Scene, take 2, lights, camera, act-- HEY YOU sound engineer, get off the SET!! Oh hell, CUT...!!"
Lobot was a bit worried about his solo in the musical, but his backup singers performed flawlessly.
take us to your leader
"Stormtrooper party of 7? Yes, your table's right this way..."
Now we'll have one with just the groom and the best men...
And now for your pleasure....River Wars Dance
"Make with the humor updates or we will fire upon you!"
Official Imperial stormtrooper rifle: 1,000 credits. Cyborg worker: 50,000 credits. Not getting caught betraying Darth Vader: priceless.
Do you hear something, or is it me?
If I'm going to keep running with these guys, I'm going to need to get a better outfit.
I feel like someone is watching me.
How many StormTroopers does it take to catch one deaf guy?
change the picture
Leader: Ok guys March, but don't look like your Marching. ST2: How? Leader: I don't know...March Casual
Eeehmm..., Lando...?
Bespin casino Proudly presents Major Tilkj and the ABBA-troopers, with their new numeber one hit: "If I could shoot straight just once"
Okay, so we DID park our car on your spot. What are you going to do about it?
Now bring out the dancing girls!!!
"Everyone in plastiod armor"
where's Waldo ?
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...
"and now the pirouette.. NO NO !!! I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS!!! IT'S WRONG !!!YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK!!!"
You mean I have to fight without a suit? Awwwww CRAP. Do I get a gun?
Stormtroopers thinking: "If we stand still he won't see us."
Troop1: "Hey, aren't you Jean-Luc-Picard?? May I have an Autograph??" Troop2: "Are these Headphones on? Can you hear me Mr. Picard?" Guy in front:"Morons!"
the infamous Stormtrooper Choir "The Wallflowers" with their Instructor who rather listens to the newest Slayer output via Headphone...
1.Lobot: "Are they still there?" 2.Lead Stormtrooper:"Lobot, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave."
stormtrooper1:Hey Mr Picard sir....i think u've come to the wrong set.. this is starwar, not star trek.. Cap. Picard: oh..that explain those guys in the rubber suit and that monkey fellow over there
Lobot and the Seven Pips
got milk?
Wu-Tang Forever BABY!!
Stormtrooper1:"Why is that bald guy just standing there"Stromtrooper2:"Maybe hes deaf"Stormtrooper1:"I dont know, lets hit him with a rock"
Stormtrooper1:"Why is that bald guy just standing there"Stromtrooper2:"Maybe hes deaf"Stormtrooper1:"I dont know, lets hit him with a rock"
the intergalatic audition for a chorus line
thats me third stormtrooper from the left (honest)
yes we're here to take ray park to one of his scheduled apearances
we've come for the individual who picks the winners for the captions because even thou ive submitted 100's of captions under different alias' ive never been picked as a winner!!!
"One, two, ready, go!" (waltz starts)
Vogue!
Lando was having a lovely trip around the station when, suddenly... Lobot: "I had no choice, they arrived right before you did. I'm sorry." Lando: "Whoa... deja vu..."
OOoohhh.. You said DON'T let them in.
We come all the way from Tatoonie and you tell me that the figures are SOLD OUT?!?!
Unseen Conductor: Allright, everyone. On three. One two three: My empire tis of thee.....
Baaaaad to the bone...
You've got five seconds to tell me: what ever happened to baby Jane?!
Where's Waldo...oh c'mon, that's not Waldo!
"Resistance is futile, you will be....dammit what do you mean copyright infringement?"
Lobot - Welcome to the STORM TROOPER SHOOTING GALLERY! Step right up, only 2 dollars!
Lobot - You betta step off, you can't be messin with my posse! Sormtroopers - Daaaaamn straight!
Lobot in monotone voice - ...and as you see here, our new fall lineup is absolutely stunning. Whether your on the go or just killing rebels, you will not want to leave home without this...
The Empiral Choir, Division 9
"Hi I'm Lobot....here you see these fine imperial stormtroopers shining in their winter outfit with beautiful non colors of.....white....and......black."
they followed me home, can i keep them?
Hey ! Isn?t that Darth Vader?
Please, mum, can I have a white suit too ?
it looks like a school group photo, on the right the teacher
Auditions for "The Full Monty"
Class of -85 Grade 7B.
Right Said Fred get a new image
What? What was I supposed to do?
Mom, Dad, can I borrow the Millineium Falcon to go cruisen' with the guys tonight?
And five, six, seven, eight...
You see here our fine range of different types of armour displayed by our models, Sandy, Jody...
And now, ladies and gentlemen, for your delight and delectation...The Combined Stormtrooper Legions Tap Dancers!
Lobot: There's not anyone behind me! Audience: Ooh, yes, there is. Lobot: Oh, no, there isn't!.....
Spot the odd man out competition's were too easy even for the Empire's finest.
Stormie furthest from camera: Hey, Maud, your slip's showing!
The Stormies tried to hide the fact that they were "a little short" by climbing the stairs.
Stormy at back: I'm Jack, and these are my twin brothers Fred, Frank, Bill, Ben, Kurt, and Jimmy. Y'see our Parents used to live near 3-mile island...
Stormy at back: Everybody had to choose what I picked? *Bursts into tears and runs out the door*
Stormy 1: So who's the new guy? Stormy 2: I don't know, but he's kinda geeky looking. Stormy 3: Sure is handsome
Stormy 1: So who's the new guy? Stormy 2: I don't know, but he's kinda geeky looking. Stormy 3: Sure is handsome, though, or he'd have to wear one of these helmets like us
Stormy behind Lobot: Hey, look, guys! My gun fits right in this little socket! *Blast* Er, Vader *does* want them *all* dead, doesn't he?
Lobot: Trust me, sir, this *is* what the well-dressed soldier of a despotic regime is wearing nowadays. It's all the rage!
Lobot suddenly regretted the genorosity that drove him to re-home the Stormies abandoned after Christmas.
Lobot: I cannot work under this sort of pressure! >flounces out<
"The choir's next selection will be a medley of 'Amazing Grace,' 'How Great Thou Art,' and 'In Vader's Hands'...
Ooh, sorry Han. Looks like you should have kept the speeder behind door #1.
Trooper 1: 'scuse me S. Trooper party of 7.
1, 2, 3, 4, and move to the left, swing to the right. Only 20 lbs. more to go!
Storm Trooper: "Hey stop looking at my but!"
Don't they know not to wear white after Labor Day?
Whoa, I thought I saw Leia go streaking!
Okay now who are you calling "baldy"?
"Behind me? Come on, that's the oldest trick in the book"
It was at that moment that Lobot wished he hadn't decided never to wear something because everyone else was wearing it. Now nobody would talk to him and it was all his own fault.
.....Don`t look now, but,........
Ever had to hold a potato chip between your butt cheeks? This is what it looks like!
"And now in their new winter fashions....
Sir. Excuse me, sir. This is the Imperial fashion patrol. I'm afraid we'll have to confiscate that puffy shirt.
Was it something I said?
Was it something I said?
KC and The Sunshine Band
Freeze, nobody moves, This is the fashion police! Calrissian, You're busted!
Paul Shaffer and the Late Show Orchestra
Howdy
If you wanna be my lover, ya gotta get with my friends.
Stormtroopers Prom Photo '76
Trooper on left: Could someone please tell me what that thing around his head is
Baldy : I'm sorry sir my uniforms at the launderette.
Trooper at back: The fools, they have no idea that that seat of their uniforms is missing and I can see their asses. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stormtrooper at the back "does my bum look big in this?"
Trooper at far right to one on his right: "Hey Al. I think Warren is checking you out" Trooper at back of caption: "Damn. Pete was right Al does have a nice butt"
Stormtrooper behind bald guy, to the stormtrooper next to him. " whoah that guy totally waxes his head man."
Who Farted?
The enormous difference between each candidate left Lobot with a problem choosing a winner for the beauty competition
"...and One ,and Two ,and One..."
'Hey you! Yes, you! you had some funny comments about my headgear, didn't you? Wanna repeat them to my buddies here??'
I think I just pee'd my pants
"I've got some friends and we all drink bleach...."
Stormtrooper: Can you move, the shine off the top of your forehead is blinding!
"Stay where you are guys. I just farted."
Lord Vador, we have found the 7 troopers who have the meanest expression on their face.
The Coruscant Church Choir
GREEN LIGHT!! RED LIGHT!!!
An All-Stormtrooper presentation of West Side Story...
take 2 fuckin' long 2 update your date!!!
Next Up: The Storm Trooper Choir sings Ode To Joy
Assistant Principle Lobot and his Hall Moniters
The best of the best of the best. Sir!
So ughhh we'll just wait here then?
"When we get rid of all these scummy stormtroopers, I'll make sure I'll get all of their uniforms for me and my buddies".
I really hope they cant smell that!
and 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4 ok ladies lift those blasters
this is our newest pet, Jimmy the silly cyborg
Lobot: "And this is our line of new stormtrooper armor, Genetically Engineered Eggshells!
Lobot: 3 shots for a dollar, 10 shots for $5, knock them all down, win a prize!
Lobot: "I've perfected cloning!!"
Lobot: ok, ready: i love to singa, about the moona and the juna and the springa, everybody now!!!!
Guy we can't see: "Yeh, you and what army!
Guy we can't see: "Yeh, you and what army! Lobot:(snaps his fingers) "This one!"
Lobot: And with this switch....... (Robot sounds, Stormtroopers dance)
Lobot: "And here is our fall fashioin line..."
Lobot: "Check it out, i just completed my Hasbro stormtrooper collection...check out the space trooper.
Lobot: Hi, welcome to party city..... Sure we still have alot of stormtrooper costumes left!
Lobot: Yo man, i got these 7 fine Hoes tonight man, take your pick!!!
Lobot: Okay everyone gather around the camera, family portrait, Say CHEESE!
Lobot: "The winner of the stormtrooper look alike contest is..."
Lobot: What do you mean theres no seats left????
Boss: Lobot, what did I say about wearing your headphones to work, ok boys take him away!!
Lobot: Yeah, uh...is this the entrance to the stormtrooper anonymous meeting?
Lobot: Uh, sir, the choir is here!
Stormtrooper#2: "Hey guys check out this funny face i can make(hear weird groan).
Boss: Lobot, what did I say about wearing your headphones to work, ok boys take him away!!
uh...Mr. Vader sir, in light of you becoming the highest sith lord in the galaxy, we all pitched in and got you this bottle of rogaine, enjoy(gasp, choke)
What Lobot was reduced to after Cloud city closed-used stormtrooper salesman
Men's Hair Club. I'm not only the president -- I'm also a client!
(Knock Knock)Hello........ Trick-or-Treat!!!!!!!
"Come on man, you only got 7 pins left, you can do it"
Lobot: "I've rounded up those that match your description: tall, white, male, black eyes. Do you recognize anyone?"
"Ready Aim...... GET SHOT!!!!!!!"
Lobot: and the next stop on our tour, the death star reactor!!
"Oh man, more stormtrooper outfits, this halloween party is gonna suck!"
"Hey, aren't you a little bald to b a stormtrooper?"
Stormtrooper at the back : "I'm much better looking than that freak at the front, yet I'm wearing this fricking costume."
Front guy: "You think you're funny do ya? I can't help being bald it's hereditory. The guy behind me has haemorrhoids, send a caption about him you evil b*s#?$ds.
Han:I shouldn't have taken that last turning at Bespin
'Somebody call the landlord, we've got Stormtroopers in the citchen again!'
"The Stormtrooper chior" singing Hallelujaaaah!!
Why? Hmmm... see A!
"They should just consider themselves lucky that I didn't get too mad, or else that platoon woulda got such a beating. They woulda been beggin' for a...umm...They're behind me aren't they?"
And now...Cloud City is pleased to present the Empire Coral Group
Lobot: "What do you mean there is 7 stormtroopers behind me with blasters ready to fire at my head and i should duck???
Dang! I thought graduation photos were NEXT week!
"Stormtroopers can't see you if you stand still!", she said. Last time I ever listen to my wife....
Now, for your amusement, the STORMTROOPER FULL MONTY!
Now, for your amusement, the STORMTROOPER FULL MONTY!
Everybody in molded plastic - Empire
No, no, Lobot, your supposed to FACE the firing squad, not run from them!
YodaIsGod
Was that right line?
Steps get a new manager
Steps get a new manager
Lobot: I think they want you to update this page, at least once this century!!!
Lobot: I don't think they believe you about updating the page in about a week!!!
Presenting! Michael Flatley's LORD OF THE DANCE
Smile and say "CHEESE!"
Didn't we just leave this party?
No, honestly! I thought I payed those taxes on that last carbonite shipment. Really, I did!
Now presenting Chipendale's
Oh, Shoot! Wait no, not literally! Ow, ow, ow!
Resistance is Futile!!!
Darth Vader's dance team.
Lobot "IM just a poor boy, no body loves me" Troopers "He's just a poor boy no boy from poor"
I think my phecies container is leaking!
Ok, guys.. We've waited for years, now look good for the space edition of Victoria's Secret
Gap Commercial Audition 1138: "you'll all be singing 'dress you up in my love' by Madonna
"seven storm troopers agree..."
"Can I keep them?"
Robert Palmer's Comeback? "Simply irresistible!"
HEY, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!!
Dammit! Get on with it!
Labot "ohhhhhh crap!"
Nice uniform sissy!!!!
bajs
Robin rules!
'Emperor Palpatine, your highness, perhaps this would be a good substitude now that those battledroids failed you at Naboo. They call themselfes STORMTROOPERS. Kinda has a ring to it, doesn't it?'
Crazy Palpatine saloon presenting his new show
Update this site or we'll fire!!
Quick men-destroy the homosexual, mute baldy man!
Lobot: Great, Just Great. Youve captured their Stunt Doubles!
Presenting....The Cast of the H.M.S. Pinafore
"Are you sure I said that." "Yes we are, your coming with us!"
"I'm TK-421 and your..." "NO! I'm TK-421" "Will you both shut up you know I'm TK-421."
one, two, three KICK! one, two.......
"Are you guys following me?" "Um...No...Uh - We were...uh just...um...Staring out this window. Yea yea th...that it!"
"Pst, (whispering) I'm new here, what do you do if have to go to the restroom?" "Just go!" "Is that why you can't see?"
Stormtrooper 1: "You know what? This job really sucks" Stormtrooper 2: "You know, you have a good point" S1: "Lets blow this place and go get a donut or something" *all troopers nod and wander out*
"when i first got this job, all i was told was that i'd have to look after finances..nobody evr mention stormtroopers!! Damnit! I DO NOT get paid enough!!"
"sure - they said this job would be easy! No one mentioned stormtroopers! and I AM SICK of these STUPID EARPHONES! I QUIT!!*throws down earpones and stomps off as stormtroopers snicker and high five*
ST1: hey...i wonder if those things pick up any good stations?
SURPRISE!!! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Han, happy birthday to you!!!
Come on guys, this isn't funny! I really need to go to the bathroom now!
Come on guys, this isn't funny! I really need to go to the bathroom now!
"Come on guys, this isn't funny! I really need to go to the bathroom now!"
"Come on guys, this isn't funny! I really need to go to the bathroom now!"
Sorry Lando. You've made me wear this head thingie for 4 years. You have idea the migraines I get this thing?
SMILE!! Oops, I'm out of film!
What is the smell?
I don't know Mom, they just followed me home.
"Ok, and one step, two step, that's right move with the music!" "I hate when he makes us line dance for rebel scum!"
"And this is the autum collection. White is totally in. As you see all of the 'models' are wearing white 'body armour' with matching blaster rifles. The helmets with built in sunglasses............."
And now, live from Bespin, it's the hit group, Lobot and the Stormtroop 7 !
Damn you caught me!!!!
The New Tommy Hilfiger look for the year 3479
Oh group pictures. I just love group pictures. Hey the guy with the head phones do you wanna go to tatoine after were done here and visit the ladies and get drunk??
Guy:Stop stareing at me!Stormtroopers:stare,stareGuy:I said stop!Stormtroopers:stare,stareGuy:Aghhh!
Buy your new,latest,stormtrooper outfits! You can look just like a imperial stormtrooper!Only 999,999,998credits!IS NOT MENT FOR WOOKIES!NOBODY IN THE REBEL ALLINCE may apply!Imerial credits only.
my underwear is chafing!
The stormie family get-together: (I wonder who the mother was...)
It wasn't engouh that Lando left me behind as connon fodder for these guys--he didn't even say goodbye!!! (Sob!)
Bad, bad, bad, bad boys, I wouldn't change you if I could!
"And the finalists for this year's Mr. Stormtrooper are..."
"Okay who let one rip?"
Sigh...You see what I have to work with?
"hey! are we on candid camera?"
that was the worst GAP advert I have ever seen
i hope that they don't notice that I've wet my pants
I Thought Stormtrooper Comlinks Were Bad Enuff, Bart these cocky antennaes are starting to itch.
They all felt a little worried about the bearded man with glasses behind the camera
We represent, the lollipop guild, the lollypop guild, the lollypop guild...
Later they broke into a chorus of Show Boat.
Darnit man! i ordered an abolonian sandwhich, not a bolgna sanwhich now u must die!
At No. 1 it's BackStreet Troopers!
"One of these stormtroopers is not like the other..."
From the ever popular children's book, "Where's Lobot?"
"okay, flex those finger muscles!!! one... two.. three..."
Lobot(as Cab Calloway in the Blues Brothers):"Do you guys know *Minnie the Moocha*? Stormy #1: I knew a hooker once named Minnie Mazola. Lobot: No, the song *Minnie the Moocha*! Stormy#2: Yeah, so?
The Strormtrooper Ballet will now perform 'Death to all Rebel Scum'. Applause !!!!
let's see, one two three four five. . . seven of you and one of me, oh dear whats a man with a built in computer to do?
CHEESE!!!!! CHEESE MAKES ME HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roger??
"One of these is not like the others, one of these things is not the same..."
Is that thing human or droid or......former trooper?
everybody smile for a group picture!
Welcome to Miss Universe pagent 2000!
Simply irrestible..
Oh crud the IRS got me now
"We will - we will - ROCK YOU! - ROCK YOU!"
Hey, aren't we supposed to get killed pretty soon?
. . . and yes, after tonight, one of these lucky contestants will be the new "Ms Bespin".
So, uh, anyone read any good books lately?
Does any one think this thing on my ears looks like one of those Dragonball Z scouter things??? Anyone???
I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves...
Are we gonna shoot this guy or what?
Has anyone else noticed that Lord Vader's helmet is much shinier in this movie than in the others?
I wanna, I wanna be like Mike!
I wanna, I wanna be like Mike!
Lobot: And one, and two, and three, and four...Come on! If were going to impress that jedi, we're going to have to dance better than this!
Lobot: Honest! I didn't mean to trip Vader on his way out of the dining hall! My foot slipped!
Lobot: Hmmm...Sensors indicate a surprise attack...
Stormtrooper in the far back: "Uh, hey guys...hes not the one we're looking for..." Stormtrooper next to him slaps him, "Moron, you we're jedi mind tricked!"
Stormtrooper in the far back: "I feel a disturbance in the force." Other stormtrooper: "Shut up, Edward!!"
Stormtrooper in the front: "Hey, me and the guys wanted to make fun of your bald head..."
Stormtrooper 1, wispering, "Hey, you brought the laser light, right??" Stormtrooper 2, wispering also, "Yea I got it, we just have to wait until he holds still..."
Luke (Off screen): "Ok, Lobot's head is positioned perfectly. I can see...uh...a mob of stormtroopers coming behind him....Move out!"
Welcome back to the Miss Stormtrooper Pageant. And the winner for 2000 is.....
*disgruntled director* No,no that will not do. Now take it from the top and this time with feeling. *chorus-line* On the good ship Lollypop.......
"Hey Bob, whats that thing on his head?"
Quentin Tarantino: How come every one wants to play as Mr White
Ahh. This brings me back to the days of our cheerleading squad. There's just something about Vader that reminds me of old Mrs. Nezbit. Well she didn't have a salad bowl on her head.
i'm so exited and i just can't hide it, i'm about to lose control and i think i like.
"I said to shoot...don't just stand there!!!"
The Imperial version of the "full Monty" never quite caught on
oh no! im in trouble....
"No Sir,I Did Not Have Sexual Relations With Ms. Organa"
The Backstreet Troopers, photographed just seconds before beloved trainer Jimbo Hensley's head exploded.
Screen shot from the Storm trooper rap music video.
If you guys don't look a little more lively, I'll WILL cancel this chous line
If you guys don't look a little more lively, I'll WILL cancel this chous line
Forget them! Let's get this ugly guy with bandana around his head!
Just before Lobot's big dance number.
Early Robert Palmer video concept art.
Come on boys, its right foot, then left foot, then raise the gun! Were never going to be ready in time for the Imperial Musical!
Watch Out! They have blasters!
All right guys, it's time to jazzercise!!!
Lobot felt rejected. He had been handed his pink slip. "Fine," he thought, "*NSync can just find themselves a new costume designer."
Bald Guy: All right ladies, let's go over this step one more time"
"Are we following this guy or do we get to shoot him?"
"And now I give you the Solid White Dancers"
One of these things is not like the other
Why me?
Hey! Didn't I see you guys on the Death Star?
Hey! Didn't I see you guys on the Death Star?
The coach looked at the field, thinking there is no way to win the Imperial Bowl
"...thaaaat makes you laaaarger than life!!"
Pass ME a BREW dude!!!!
Pass ME a BREW dude!!!!
Front Storm Trooper: "This is the last time I play Ten-pin Bowling with Darth Vader!"
I'll swap you 7 troopers for 1 bald guy
And now the Eurovision Song Contest entrant from Sweden !!!!
It's just a jump to the left and then a step to the ri ri riiii right
good
hey baldie! You missed a spot!!
This next song was written by Lobot. He even coriogra--corogra- well, he showed the stormtroopers how to do it.
Alright men, let's get ready for that raid on TheForce.net. Remember, get those caption updates or die trying!
Anyone missing a Lobot?
... so let try again , from the top....
These fine ladies have worked hard to come to Miss America tonight...
And a 1, and a 2, and a 1-2-3-4
Move along "baldi"
Hey whitei!
"Thank you. Weren't they great ladies and gentlemen. We'll check with the judges later in the program to see how they scored."
Arica
"Be.....our...Guest! Be our guest, put our blasters to the test!"
-" The second batchelor in the front row goes to the lady in the red dress for 100 creds.""
Ready fellas? Now in the key of G!
O.K. Boys relax and say cheese and smile to the camera
Look at the TFN Humor page. It hasn't changed for a millenium! If it doesn't change soon we're gonna blast it!
Lobot- How do you like my pet stormtroopers?
...and one and two and... breathe and stretch?
alright hand over the cool headset thingy
Okay...now look at my nose, and say "Imperial Acedemy Calss of 1977"!!
"Two, four six, eight, who do we appreciate? Vader, Vader GOOOOO Vader!"
My, ny this here Anakin Guy, maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry...
A swallow? A swallow coudn't POSSIBLY have carried a coconut here! Oh, yes, wel maybe and AFRICAN swallow...
Dodge. Different.
(imagine the lines with a wimpy lisp) NO!!! You guys are not getting those legs high enough on those kicks! Now straighten up those helmets and lets try it again! One, two, three, four, ...
alright a little to your right, no a little more no more more more, good
God, not another science fiction film... Well, at least in this one I don't have to talk to Data or talk about freakin' dilythium crystals.
God, not another science fiction film... Well, at least in this one I don't have to talk to Data or talk about freakin' dilythium crystals.
"We said 'remove all metal objects before going through the metal detectors'! Now do it, or things are gonna get ugly, pal! Hey! I'm talkin to you, buddy!"
We refuse to do the macarena!
*snicker snicker* lookit baldy and his fake hair
"Sorry pal, we're not moving until you update the humor page."
please change the picture
Bring out the femBOTSSSSS!!!!
And now, for your enjoyment and mine, let's have a big hand for those singing, tapdancing sensations, 'The Stormies'!!!
Lobot: Why must Lando always put me in situations like this? Stormtrooper: I don't know you tell us, or we'll get the interrogator droid on you. Lobot: He's too much of a scardycat to do what I do.
"Mr. Riker. I think we just entered into a alternate universe and I think I have been assemilated by the Borg."
Oh. My. Gawd. I can NOT beleive we wore the same shirt AGAIN! THis is sooo embarassing!
THe answer to that age-old question...How many Stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Come and Stay ta the YMCA! come and stay at the YMCaA! they have everything for young.....
Please Mommy! Let me play basebal; with my new friends!
Please Mommy! Let me play baseball with my new friends!
The staff of theforce.net gather (in traditional stormtrooper apparel) to punish the one in charge of the humour section.
"I'm not bald! It's a solar panel for my sex machine!"
they followed me here lando,can i keep them?? PLEASE?
they followed me here lando,can i keep them?? PLEASE?
"How long have you had these droids? Waitaminit.....where's the little punk in the pink speeder? Oops. Wrong set."
"...and FRACTION! OK just seeing if you guys were paying attention. ...and CAPTION! Wow! You guys are good - hey! don't gang up on me! I pay you! HELP!
And these are the new fall fashions....
ST1: When do you think the top captions will be posted? ST2: Probobly never.
STORMTROOPER: Freeze! Now slowly remove the wireless headphones and slide them across the floor to me!!
Can I go home yet?
Stormtrooper: "Hey, look. I can see myself in his head."
And now. . .I proudly present, Stormtroopers on Steps!"
"Hey Billy, don't you think that bald guy is sexy."
Stormtrooper: "Hey Lobot, what did i tell you about borrowing my shirts!!"
Stormtrooper: "That shirt really brings out your eyes."
Wow! Look at that guys! the humour page in TFN still hasn't been updated! !@#$%!
Singing: I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok...
Troopers: YES! We're sure you said that.
Trooper: Kill him if he speak.
Stormtopers: put your uniform on vader is waiting -no i am lissening to cloud city radio 1
Next up, The Full Monty
Alright everyone, Riverdance!
Lobot had always been a black sheep at his school, and to make it worse, he was the teacher's pet. Well, not for much longer.
Whater you lookin' at?
Trooper 1: How come he gets the cool headthingy? Trooper2: Yea! All we get are helmets that you can't even see through! Trooper1: Yea, but at least Vader didnt' make us shave our heads!
Welcome to Miss Universe
"Careful men! This guy's a slippery character!"
"We can ignore this guy. He could never interfere with our trap."
Lobot conducts the Stormtrooper Mass Choir as they sing "That's What I Like About You" for the Emperor
" OK girls, one more time from the top, and this time put some %@#$ing soul into it!
after vader used the force to zap richard simmons' afro away, the taping of 'stormtroopin' to the oldies' was never aired.
"Ever get the Feeling that you're being watched"
"And if your in the mood for something heavy and cumbersome, We have just the thing for you! The latest X-36 armor from the Empire Co. with an everwhite Armor coating."
"He's the one who killed the commander, the one with the robot thingy on his head! Kill him"!
Thats right! These bizzos got my back!
Who farted?
....and the winner of this year's miss stormtrooper pageant is TK421!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your finalists in the 'Miss Faceless Enforcer of Imperial Will' Pageant...!
Lobot and the Stormie Septet
Sings,"Here she is! Miss America!"
Hoping to cash in on Star Wars, Irelands Michael Flatley debuts Lobot, Lord of the Dance!
may the force be with poo
may the force be with poo, and also with you
"now do the hoky poky and turn around....?
"now do the hoky poky and turn around...."
No, no, NO! It goes like this: "ONE step right, two steps left, kick, swing", not TWO steps right...Okay, let's start over. God, we'll never get this ready for the victory celebration...
They weren't joking that they wanted me to take the tab. Guess I shouldn't have stiffed them.
"We're Knights of the Em-pire, We get killed instead of fired. When we get on board, Our Evil Lord, Makes us stand like we're a choir. It's a busy life on Coruscant: I HAVE TO PUSH THE PRAM-A-LOT!"
"Your friendly IRS man comes to visit"
Imperial Gothic
"I can't smile any bigger!"
"Can I keep 'em? Huh? canIcanIcanIpuleeeeeeez?"
I'm innocent, it was the one legged man I tell ya!
I'm innocent, it was the one legged man
'uniform's what uniform's"
"And, now, the runners up for the Mr. Bespin Contest!" (man, this just isn't the same since the Empire took over....)
Look, Vader, Lobot here's gonna pay us TWICE what you're giving us, AND he's gonna get us name tags!
"stormtroopers!i don't see no stormtroopers!"
Binky Bartockomoose
Binky Bartockomoose
Binky Bartockomoose
Suddenly "The Singing Troupers" realised that Vader was not at all amused by the lumber-jack song.
George: Who are you? Stormtrooper: We are Stormtrooper bands we will help you with your next movie. It calls "New Stormtrooper on the block" if you refuse we will shoot you. George: NO (gunfire)
hum nice suits
Bald guy with Hearing aids: Lando, they want talk with you.
Lando: hey baldy tell them i am out of town. Stormtrooper: Hey we need talk with you about Han Solo he is coming back here to take everything away from you Lando: NO not my pokemon! (crying)
what's that thing on the back of lobo's head?shh, hes very sensitive about it
what's that thing on the back of lobo's head?shh, hes very sensitive about it
Ohhh, when I get my hands on that son of Vader's, I'm gunna wring his itty bitty little neck and then I'm gunna crush his skull and feed it to the Tuskans. Then...
Storm troopers trying to sneek up behind Lobot
Star Wars novel-readers prepare to execute the author of "Vector Prime" chanting all the while: "Why did you kill off Chewie? We're going to rip off your arms!!!"
Excuse me Coach but if your offensive line doesn't change into NFL regulated uniforms I'll be forced to let the wookies win.
Excuse me for saying this lando but don't you think its a little extreme to have seven stormtroopers guard one forty of colt forty-five.
You know 95percent of our stormtroopers died in that whole death star fisco so it shames my to introduce Reserve Unit 7 from Emperial Guano Station 5 on Sullust
Excuse me but these are the extra's who where told they would be the Leia nearly popping out her Bikini Scene while choking Jabba and they just found out that we that we using for ROTJ,their angry
simon says: STOP!!!!
Me and the cast would like to thank you for 22 years of ignoring the smaller characters...now you will be incinerated.
"We told you to pay the rent."
Lando (offscreen): "Oh, thank you Lobot. I see our new fall line has come in! Complete with blaster rifles and cheap plastic armour like I asked? Great!!!"
"When I said look really tough-THIS is what you come up with?"
"Sir, these guys arent leaving without their candy"
Granny Organa and the Stormettes
Hey, TK209, How the hell long does TF.N wait to update thier Humor Section? It's been 205945 standard time units!!
Sir, I forgot my uniform again.
Lobot: "Everybody now, do the 'YMCA'!"
"No No No, you've got it all wrong! Start from the top!..1 and 2 and three and 4 and..."
Damn! I thought Thursday was casual day here...
"You've mocked us for the LAST TIME, LOBOT!!"
Lobot-And now everybody, the moment you've been waiting for. The Dance of the Stormtroopers!!!
We get the headphones next and make it fast.
"The Couracaunt Imperial Chior conducted by the world famous Lobot"
GOD DAMN!!! Wouldn't it be Fucking hilarious if the HUMOR section got an UPDATE every couple of MONTHS?????
Don't look at me, I didn't let off.
Eat my duraplasitc shorts
Oh No! We all wore the same outfit!
Stormtrooper1: "God damn, this armour's riding right up my-" Stormtrooper2: "I told you not to go commando, but did you listen? Nooo."
I wonder why we couldn't get in to the airport?
"How long do you thnk we're going to have to stand like this? I'm starting to get a cramp in my leg!"
I had no choice, they said "Take us to your leader," so here we are!
Why do these guys keep looking at my head? Please tell them to stop!!!
Y-M-C-A!
Thank you, thank you. And now. let's have a big round of applause for the choreographer of the 25th annual Ballet Company's "Gazelle"!
"excuss me sir but i must be going, they want me to go to a party with them"
What? Huh? Who's behind me?
Hey guys, just give me a second while i take a dump.
"I wonder what he wares under that headset" "There are rumours that he's bald, but that's just an urban legend"
"Lobot's Angels"
LOBOT: Lando, I have decided to turn to the dark side. Now my name is Darth Stobot.LANDO: Ha,ha. Even Darth Vader thinks you are stupid!!
OK, let's try another joke.
I have a very bad feeling about this.
STORMTROOPER: "I wonder what he thinks, he never says a word" BALD GUY'S THOUGHTS: "DAh Dah Da-da-da, hey, Dah Dah da-da, Dah Dah da-da-dah, hey, Dah Dah da-da"
BALD GUY:" OK, let's show it to Vader..... And a one, and a two" (Stormtroopers start doing the can-can while singing a jazzed up version of "We are sailing")
One of these things is not like the others... Oh wait they're all bald
damnit, why do they all get guns and i dont? its not like they use them for anything other than missing
I've got a lovely bunch of Stormtroopers. (deet-ta-lee-deet) there they are-a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Ok it's one and two And this time don't forget to twirl with finesse
Stormtrooper fashion models
"This is Lobot, reporting live for the 6:00 news, Cloud City has been taken over, I repeat Imperial forces have taken Cloud City. Oh My GOD!! Don't shoot, I'm a reporter, don't....."
OK, I'm sick of being the one who is ordered around. Why don't YOU go back and sit in that cell with no windows? And my friends here are going to make sure that you don't leave, GOT IT?
"ok, say cheese!"
Stormtroopers: IF THIS CAPTION DOESN'T MAKE IT, WE'LL BLOW HIS HEAD OFF!
The New Gap Comercial
"And our next act is...Lobot and his boys in White, who are preparing a rousing rendition of the Imperial Can Can."
We welcome you to Riverdance! In one second, you will see the greatest Irish Imperial soldiers perform to the most popular Star Wars songs!!
Stormtrooper in back "Damn now everyone knows what we look like without the armour"
whats that bald guy got up his rear?
"Are my sleeves too poofy for the dance number?"
Darn Not Agian. Thats the Third time this week. Stupid dark side.
Troopers! We've received word of a spy in your unit. No doubt he is cleverly disguised but b on the lookout for anyone who looks out of place.
"Lookout baldy! stormtroopers! ................ oh shit! he's on their side!"
It's the new Stormtrooperwear!
Today on Jerry Springer: Bizarre Stormtroopers love Triangles
My name is Lobot. I have come to make sure that theforce.net will update it's humor section at least once a week. And I've got 7 stormtroopers with me. What do you say?
Sorry sir, we're closed!
Sorry guy's, we're using robot's this time, they're much more reliable.
The amazing stormtrooper chorus line!
"Alright, all together now, a full run of 'Putting on the Ritz'.
They put waaayy to much starch in our armor this time.
"I'm not only the Imperial hair club president....."
Which one of these stormtroopers was it that shot at you?" Lobot.
Thoes Storm Troopers will never find me in here.
Thoes Storm Troopers are sooo dumb, once i was able to... hey, why are you looking over my shoulder with that look on your face?
Which one doesn't belong?
Seven sormtroopers standing on the stairs, seven stormtroopers on the stairs, if one of thoes seven should happen to be blasted, six more stormtroopers standing on the wall.
And here we have the latest in storm trooper outer-wear.
Storm troopers- there only effective quality is there sheer numbers.
Geeek mom!!... Are you sure this is the best place for the photo???
Welcome to our showroom. Talk to me, and we can make sure you walk out the door with one of these beauties!
One of the storm troopers is really smileling.
"Okay, everybody, I want an "A" - and nobody had better be off key!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Present to you The Backstreet Troopers!
At least the bald dude's voice isn't loud and screeching like Steven Tyler or Mick Jagger.
Lobot sets the newest fad! The bald look! Hundreds of stormtroopers and a few pro-wrestlers worship this style genius.
Tomorrow on the Jerry Springer Show: The man who gave birth to seven stormtroopers!!
Don't ever, ever make fun of my hair loss!
The costume you have to wear when you forget to pick up your stormtrooper armor at the dry cleaners
This is why nobody has an official Lobot autographed picture
Stormtrooper Beauty Contest
This is how you take on seven attackers who are after your candy bar
"Ladies and gentlemen...Lobot and the Lillywhites
Please support your local teamsters union
You done piss me off!
The first draft of the Robert Palmer video
Damn....wrong guard button. Hmmm....Lando ?
Ummm...hey boss...those pest exterminator guys are here!
come on every body, lift and kick, come on jazzercise
"New York, New York!"
"He! He! He! He's gonna get a nasty shock when he turns round..."
Hold it Frankistine
We are ready for our cavit search General.
One of these things are not like the other one of these things are not the same.
"What do you think, Frank ?".."No i think Princess Leia looks better with the wig on"
"And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the stormtroopers dancing troop!"
And one and two and one and two, now STRETCH! And to the left now...
Guy with out Stormtroppers uniform: "I knew that I was forgetting something at the dry-cleaners!"
I'm sorry. Lord Vader is hosting a banquet right now. Do you have a reservation?
" Now for your entertaining needs, here is Lobot and the Stromtrooperets
Aw mom! The kids will all make fun of me if I show up wearing earmuffs!
StormTrooper: Dry- Cleaner wouldn't take American Express, eh Lobot?
They are apart of the system...not above it....they are the troopers in White...
Ok ladies. This time remember RIGHT foot first!
The Full Monty 2 had found its gimmick
Yer gonna have to face it your addicted to love
"Bad Boys, Bad Boys..."Troops, in Cloud City.
im sorry lord vader but look on the bright side at least it was only one recall not one billion
FOLLOW ME GUYS I'M BUYING THE BEERS
Excuse me monsior, but you must PAY for your meal.
Class of 99 (Teacher: Lobot)
"There behind me arnt they - SHIT"
"They're behind me arnt they - SHIT"
"Why..YES I AM"
Fearing for their lives, nobody would dare speak up and tell Darth Vader that his fly was open.
Ladies & Gentlemen: The cast of All that Jazz!
Boyzone had a change of image for their next single
The troop right before one of Darth Vader's infamous "pants" inspections
Lobot conducting the Imperial Stormtrooper song and dance choir.
Great... Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.
Mr. Stormtrooper pageant, with host Lobot
Well I looked everywhere Lando, and I didn't see any stormtr.... what? Behind me?
Stormtroopers: Don't worry guys! We've got this exit sealed tighter than a can of sardines! Those rebels won't escape now! Lobot: Oh wait, the computer just told me the rebels are 3 floors up.
Lando, the Imperial Show Band is here!
no no no they never do the line dance by the spice girls right
"Ok, who invited the stormtroopers?"
".....And now I present the solution to the cash flow problems - The Deathstar Boys!"
Ok, troopers.....Jazzercise! 1....2.....3.....4........
wonder what that big red button on the back of his head does
Not much of a beauty contest, now is it?
We are so freaking bored.
Send in the FEMBOTS!!!
The FUll MOnty, Baby!
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......I think... the better is run.
LOBOT: Ummmm...guys? You've been standing behind me for a while now...you ever going to move, or shoot, or
the creator of the where is waldo compo finally cracked.
Captain Picard noticed that the starfleet uniforms had been changed yet again
Calrissian, I warned you, one more bald joke...
he he check out that bald freak
Oi Baldy! Tell us what you want what you really really want....
Yeah Baldy its ?50 staright, ?70 for kinky stuff and for ?100 Darth Vader can watch...
Storm Troopers: Come over here if you think your hard enough....
Look if you don't update this page, I'll get them to shoot you! My hair has started to fall out, cos' we've been waiting so long!
Every stormtrooper in cloud city begs you to update the humor section!
Dude, you're out of place.
I can't believe you forgot your uniform! Lord Vader is going to choke you for sure!
I hate these class pictures!!
Take the picture already, Darth. We don't have all day
create a new caption, soon, or I'll dispatch this squad of stormies to kill you!!!!!
Simply Irresistable!
Addicted to Love
And now, let the 7 Gun salute to Han Begin!
"Well, here they are, folks, the Spring 2000 Stormtrooper collection by Mr. Trooper of Beverly Hills."
Amazingly enough, this was Robert Plant's first concept for the "Simply Irresistible" video.
"Cleaners wouldn't take a check, would they, Nigel?"
Of course, the Gap had to cancel its popular "Khakis Conquer" ad campaign when they realized that stormtroopers don't wear khakis.
"The Cloud City Dancing Troupe proudly presents..... the dancing Stormtroopers!"
and now the broadway movie, stormtroopers and a bit
and now the broadway movie,"Stormtroopers and a Bit"
Excuse me, but I think you have a slight speck on your helmet, Mr. Stormtrooper, sir.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith, his name is my name too (and mine and mine and mine and mine, but not mine!). When ever we go out, the people always shout, "There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith"
Hey, what happened to Roger?
Damn! I should have joined the Empire and get one of those COOL white army suits... At least the helmet will hide my embarrasing bald head!!
We shall now perform "Help me, Help me I've been captued by a bunch of strom troopers" in a B flat
We shall now perform "Help me, Help me I've been captued by a bunch of strom troopers" in a B flat
Cloud City High 0082 - 0083 Half-Time squad
"I've got a lovely bunch of stormtroopers (deet ta lee deet) There they are-a standing in a row. Big ones, small ones. What's this thing on my head?..."
Places everyone... Stormtroopers - the musical!
these boys will tend to your every need while you enjoy your stay with us...
OK guys smile for the camera. Um trooper 3 your fly is down.
Tropper 1: that guy has such a wedgie! Trooper 4: Who cares. I'm just glad we have these darke lenses in today or else the glare off his head would blind us.
Okay, everybody ready! Go! One and stretch and two and bend! Work those legs boys!
At military school, Lobot always seemed to be somewhat out of place.
"We'd like to shoot the rebels. Will you move your empty head?"
"Ok, we're going to sing the song again and you WILL clap this time won't you?"
hey can one of you whiteys scratch my back im stuck!
"Ha ha! That man is bald!"
"Ha ha! I'm going to eat a monkey today!"
haha i'm a dork, a dork and a half!!!
attention@!!!
attention@!!! everyone is a cockadoodle-do. that sux.
Wow check out that bald guy's ass!!
Anyone up for River dancing?
"Are you guys ready? Okay! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday Mr. Lucas! Happy birthday to you!"
"- and then we have this season's Imperial Stormtrooper outfit. Look at Charles wearing that helmet! Is it stunning or what!?!"
"Picard to Enterprise, you idiots beamed me to the wrong place they called star wars but i insist that it is called star trek i should know
How come I can't get to be a Stormtrooper?
He worked with two lab-mice, and they did the same thing every night...
GUESS WHO.....?!
The opening scene of "Storm Troopers" the new Broadway musical
The Church of Darth Vader choir" Led by Lobot. "Praise the Lord!"
Lobot: Um...sir, you know your save the princess and the Wookie idea...well, it didn't work out quite as well as expected.
"Mr. Lando, sir....I don't think they liked your Colt 45 commercials."
oh shit what did I do to piss these fuckers off---------HELP!!!!!!!!!!
Your under arrest for the worst SW humor site ever. It had content, shame IT NEVER UPDATES. You have the right to remain silent. Which you are already doing. Arf!
Ok on the count of three jump this sorry shmuck. Guy turns around and backhands him. Hey shut up you are ruing my plan
"And a five, six, seven, eight!" (Cue Broadway song-and-dance)
Which of these things is not like the other? One of these things doesn't belong.
Whispered by one stormtrooper to another: Remind me again why we have to be in a GAP commercial?
Hurry up and take the !*#&$^# picture.
uhm... sir... you have some visitors...
Gee... another stormtrooper singing telegram...
Who are these white things?????????????
Who are these white things?????????????
come on girls, Its mambo #5, a little bitta...
we're here to get the guy who forgets to update this portion of the web site
Lobot's Roxbury Disco Head Bobbin' school!
The manager of 2Gether has gone too far with these costumes eh?
You know, this was supposed to be my weekend off...
First Trooper: "I cant see out of this helmet!" Second Trooper:"Just dont fall down the stairs, then its Tatoonie dewback stableduty for sure!" First Trooper:"uh oh, Vaders looking at us! Be casual!
Lobot: Our first song is...
Lobot: Hey, all those people are looking at us! Let's shoot 'em!
Oh-oh
Lobot-"The judgment of the jury of eight is seven guilty and one not guilty. Wait they have guns. Make that eight guilty."
Did lando let them in?
And one, and two, and one and two. Come on Girls!
Our five finalist for Miss Universe are....
you too can own one of these lifelike stormtrooper replicas
And a one and a two and a three, keep it up, boys! We're gonna work those abbs!
Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Luke" video
and the next step is a kick-ball-chain to the right...
the storm trooper family singers (so long farewell, wehave to say goodnight)
the storm trooper family singers (so long farewell, wehave to say goodnight)
(Russian Accent) And now, ve are prepared to dance for you .
(lobot) and know, for your viewing pleasure... straight from their sold out tour of europe....
Mrs. Stormtrooper of the Galaxy, 3rd runner up is...
"What a hell of a time to have to go to the bathroom."
"What a hell of a time to have to go to the bathroom."
Ok boys thid is for the Grammys!
Ok boys this is for the Grammys!
and 1 and 2 and 3 thats it every body work with me
It's no Robert Palmer video, but it's a start, huh?
STORMTROOPERS:Domo adi gato Mr. Loboto...
"Uh yes we are the new security guards for the Plalboy Mansion."
"Uh yes we are the new security guards for the Playboy Mansion."
"Uh yes we are the new security guards for the Playboy Mansion."
I'm telling you, I didn,t take that Candy Bar from the shop!
Lobot: I'm sorry fellas, we're just going to have to stand here until they update the caption competition!!!
Lobot: Lando, I gotta tell you, I was very unhappy with the fact that you didn't give me a raise.
ST1: When do you think thell update the humor section? ST2: Next Year? ST3: Y2K problems?
Yea, the storm trooper rap!
To shoot or not to shoot... thats the galactic question shut up John were taking a picture
i think those storm troopers like my hair
And the winner for miss stormtrooper is....
ya know i hear we're being repalced by droids
Excelsior
"okay everyone! you put your left foot in....."
"Cheese!"
Stormtroopers? What stormtroopers?
"George? We'd like a word about this not-releasing-the-DVD thing..."
Lobot and the troops were unimpressed with Vader's rendition of "New York, New York"
"Oh Great!! I thought today was casual day."
You'd think after forgetting the last 3 times, tehy'd remember to get me my gear BEFORE we go for role call!!
Ha!!! Those stormtroopers couldnt hit sand if they fell off a dewback... they're standing behind me, arent they?
and here are The Spice Girls!!
and here are The Spice Girls!!
Smile....say cheese?Oh come on, the "smallworld afterall" ride wasn't that bad!
Well...as you can see *NSync isn't looking too good this evening
And coming up next; the swimsuit competetion!!
Is that your final answer?!
Dark. Light. Opposable elbows. Obsession for Storm Troopers.
Is that your final answer?!
"WELCOME TO THE THIRD ANNUAL MISS TEEN CONGENIALITY PAGEANT! I'M YOUR RADIANT HOST LOBOT!"
The imperial costume party turned out to be a big dud.
There standing right behind me arn't they
Ok who ordered the pizza?
"How long long are we suposed to be standing like this?" -"Until they decide to update this side" -"NO, NOT THAT LONG!?!"
Don't point those things at me
"There he is, that guy to the right! #8!, That's Him"
He doesn't belong here!!! He belongs in Star Trek
Trick or treat, smell our feet, give us something good to eat. If you don't, we don't care, because our boss told us to throw you in the brig anyway.
Human-like guy: "Hey there, remember me? Weren't you the one that made fun of me since I am bald? Heh heh heh"
George Lucas: "Sorry guys, we won't need you for Episode 1; we'd rather use droids."
Lobot-The black sheep of the family.
Lobot:(through though projection) I may not be able to speak but at least I don't smack my head into opening doors Lead Stormtrooper:Shoot him
After seeing how well the "Where's Waldo" series, LucasBooks tries the new "Where's Lobot" book. Only $4.99
"Update the Humor Section or Lobot gets it!"
BackCloud Boys
Start Spreading the News ::dut da da dut:: I'm leaving today!
Han: Lando! Since when do you throw high school reunions?!
when are yougonnachange this????
The Stormtrooper Class Picture Day
"...and who are YOU?"
Suprise! Happy Birthday!
Cheewie+Lea
geez this is embarassing
are you sure your a star wars fan?
Update the damn humor section!!! NOW!!!
Let our friendly and knowledgeable staff help find the repulsor mattress that is just right for you, and just right for your budget.
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"This just isn't my day."
What's the matter? Why are you looking at me like that?
Welcome back to the Imperial Workout show
Welcome to the Imperial Workout channel
How would you like to win a Dream date with one of these guys?
Maybe, if I stand still enough, they won't see me...
I hope we look thretrning...because I ddon't know how to shoot this thing!
Bob Marley and the Wailers (a long time ago in a galaxy far far away)
Are you sure this is the line for the men's room?
"And if you order within the next 30 minutes, you will receive not one, not two, but seven, Yes Seven, additional units free of charge."
HEY LANDO I ROUNDED ME UP SOME DOGGIES
HEY WHY AREN'T YOU IN YOUR UNIFORM, PUNK !
Imperial Army Recruitment Poster #TK421: "We're looking for a few good battle droi... I mean, men"
I think I blend in well, they will never be able to tell the difference
WE'RE BACKSTREET BOYS FANS AND HERE FROM TIBANNA GAS HEAD QUARTERS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lobot: I hope that's your gun on my back!
Ok guys, Lets try the dance number one more time.
Due to an imperial blockade, the humor section at TFN was delayed for a couple of months, then the stormtroopers ran out of food and starved to death.
Uhh Ohh....
All right, everyone watch the pretty birdy
Next up is in our Imperial fashion show is the 128th Stormtrooper Division, sporting the newest in Desert Patrol. . .
Dry cleaners wouldn't take credits again, eh Lobot?
"Troopers,we're stormtroopers and we're taking over Cloud City."
Troopers:"Troopers,we're stormtroopers and we're taking over Cloud City."Lobot:"Lobot ,I,m part robot think that it's a great pity."(sung to the tune of The Flintstones)
And a one, two, three four, TWO two three four...lift those legs!
"I've got a lovely bunch of stormtroopers,(dedlely dedlely)there they are a standing in a row (bum bum bum) BIG ones small ones (Guess whats on my head!!!)
"I've got a lovely bunch of stormtroopers,(dedlely dedlely)there they are a standing in a row (bum bum bum) BIG ones small ones (Guess whats on my head!) oh I never got to THIS with Valorum he he!"
"What do we want?!" -"More updates!" "When do we want them?" -"Now!"
Now stand for our national antheme.
"..Lando, I keep telling you - the Empire's full of idiots. We don't have anything to worry...huh? What do you mean, 'behind me?'"
(Singing) One of these things is not like the others ...
The strangest Gap commercial yet.
What, you were expecting a buffet or something?
Shh. what do you mean shh, he can't here us
They say I'm adopted..
HEY BALDY HOW LONG DO WE HAVE TO WAIT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
"Okay everyone. Please line up for the beauty pageant.
HEY WHERE MY HELMET
The latest in fasion and function...
Where's Waldo?
"He-e's Lobot, and he's okay, he works all night and he sleeps all day..."
Looks like the YMCA park is closed for the day
"Ok, this is the THIRD time we have to go through this....All Stormtroopers in position? Good. Now DANCE!" Behind the scenes at "Star Wars: The Musical"
"Okay, everyone, on the count of three, let's give them our impression of Charlie's Angels! One, two..."
Now What?
Stormtroopers:Hey, it looks like you lost your rogaine!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! Bald Guy: Oh, so you think you are so funny don't you
LADIES AND GENTLE MEN...The Beatles!
mc cool
"And Miss Empire 2000 is...
Witch one of us is going to take him?
The famous Coruscant Stormtrooper's Choir's performance always ended with the famous 'Sonata For 7 Blasters, in D-Major'.
Peacemaker
Enter Leia in slave-girl costume
AIK
And now here's Lobot with his fabulous new summer line of stormtrooper gear
Beginning the cool-down...stormtrooper aerobics class
Lobot- And now without further ado, those wonderful, high-kicking stormtrooperettes!
One of these things is not like the other Can you guess before my song is done - and now my song is done.
Cloud City's Production of "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire"
Now On Broadway! Strom Troopers, the Musical!
"I told you that you would regret not putting the lid down."
Watch out we might actually hit something with our blasters
Cool I got my picture with the cast of TROOPS!!!!!!!
ST1: erm.. you do KNOW why we're standing here?! ST2: I was told baldy would tell us...
One of these things is not like the other...
the men in white
....and the winner of this year's "miss storm trooper" pagaent is TK435!nt
sorry lando, they tickled me
going to get medevil on your butt!!!!
"Stan and his Stantroopers will be appearing at..."
"I love this T.V. Show!'
Next time try comet cleaners. They'll get your suit out on time.
"...Lets give 'em the FULL MONTY...."
And a one, a two, a one two three four.... wait a second, sir... I didn't sign up for the modern dance class!
...and the winner of "Miss Stormtrooper of the year is...
star wars is stupiod the only one i liked it was episode one!!!!!
It's February 28, 2000, Update the captioning site or these stormtroopers will shoot you!!!!!!!!!!
{Captain Picard} "Number one 8 to beem up!"
Next on Montel Williams, "Storm Trooper Makeovers!"
Mills Lane? Where here to assess a penalty for Mr. Tysons ear biting.
One of these things is not like the other . . .
Okay guys, once more from the top and remember I want to see some real fancy footwork as you dance down the stairs.
LOBOT: Who ordered the pizza?
AND NOW.... MANPOWER!
The glare from Lobot's head had the 'troopers grabbing for their helmets
"Ha! You think a small tribe of Ewoks can take these guys? You must be kiddin!
Stormtrooper Tae-Bo class
C'mon men. We're going to get this site updated or die trying.
yeah, mr. clean, you go badass!
And now presenting our new Spring fashion line...everyone will be wearing these cute white numbers with contrasting black accessories.
"Dry cleaner's wouldn't take a check again, eh, Nigel?"
humm I think i will use a 16 pound ball and go for the strike
i love boarding
hey we are the DARTH VADER BOYZ
Please welcome Ireland's latest show... Trooperdance!
Psst, that bald guy has a major wedgie!
trooper in front right " dude, I gotta itch. dang this frickin armor!"
I give up! God guys don't always wear white.
your welcome committee for a new mind control device. they shave your head and cut off your ears. I, I can't help you. sorry pal.
What there's someone standing behind me????!!!!
This is the last time we're going to say it...WE ARE NOT AUDITIONING FOR RIVERDANCE!
Dammit! Dry cleaners lost my uniform again!
::dancing guards; music in background:: "Do you believe in miracles,......you sexy thing....you sexy thing you...."
You WILL be assimilated
alright guys, BIG SMILES!!!
backstreet troops and his manager
Uh, is this the line for star wars episode 2?
cant we all just get along
Lobot: Stormtroopers??? Here??? You must be joking! We have the best security money can buy! Wait a sec... you guys hear something?
"Lando, these guys say you owe'em something..."
welcome to fox's who wants to marry a sith lord
"Boy I shouldn't have had that three bean salad"
Uh, Oh...
Five, Six, Seven, Eight and to the right...two, three, four....
What if one of us has to go to the bathroom?
Who wants to marry a bald guy? (Storm Troopers only)
There he is boys, the guy that drank all your Colt 45. Nice knowing you Lando.
Could you please step away so we can get a clear shot at the person we are aiming at?
"Not only am I the President of Hair Club for men...But I'm also a client" (wiping forehead of sweat...) "is that ok guys? really?"?
"Who said 'Spock'?"
Darklord Entertainment Presents:
Darklord Entertainment Presents: Lobot and his Big Breakbeat Boutique!
What?!? Stormtroopers?!? With Blasters??!!?? I can't hear you! This stupid dang electronic earmuffs get in the way! WHAT??!!?? I SAID, "WHA-" *BLAMMM!*
Well what are you standing there for? Go fetch the stick! "Yes sir."
a sexystar
edgar
(singing) ".....one of these things just doesn't belong here, one of these things just aren't the same...."
"Everybody, Can Can!!!"
The first finalist for Miss Universe is...
The suspense mounts as Bert Parks XXIX awaits the envelope containing the name of Mr. Stormtrooper for the year THX-1138
Lobot: If I don't move, maybe they won't see me...
Who Farted
And this is my summer colection
Laugh at my head and the troopers will shoot
We are under you'r command Lobot. We will do what ever you would like
"okay, okay! Then I'll take one copy of Vader's biographies, but you'll have to throw in a couple of power converters as well!! (Goddam stormtroopin' PR people!)"
That costume is a crime against fashion!
1999 Runner-up for "Boy Band of the Year Award"
captain sploch and his team prepare to defend their title of the Intergalictic Doge ball tournament.....with any means necessary!
"...when we stopped laughing and looked up, we suddenly realized that Lobot did not appreciate our making fun his disco moves..."
Blackbeard
What...............................? Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. Hey guys! Where are your freakin' blasters?!
The empire's version of Lawrence Welk.
LOBOT: Hell-OOH! We're all standing here WAITING FOR THE FESTERIN' UPDATES! Hey, boys, do you think I ought to send Cloud City Security on those cloobs at THEFORCE.NET?!?!?!?!?
Hey you! Ya wanna buy a stormtrooper? Only $19.99 plus $6.95 shipping and handling.
Camera Man: Okay, now everybody, say cheese! Stormtrooper behind Lobot: Wait! Is his head blocking your view?! Camera Man: No, it isn't. Same Trooper: Are you sure? Camera Man: Positive!
Guy of screen "Come on Come give it to me baby POSEPOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Hey, we had a deal Luke, Lando and Han in carbonite for the Empire to end the oppression of cyborgs everywhere."
"I told you ladies I wanted you in green for the big finale!"
Um....or not. (oh, Mrs. Kenobi)
He can go about his business...
TFN, you are herewith charged with failing to update the humor section. For this, you will be fired upon by a platoon of poorly armored, clankety, cross-eyed rejects who couldn't get speaking parts..
You see, they fire at random, so by having more, we up our chances of actually hitting a pertinent target...
Don't let the armor scare you, deep down they're all fun lovin' guys
Lobot's surprise tickle attack would prove greatly useful against their unarmored armpits
There is no spoon
"I can't believe you guys are wearing white after labor day."
"I sure hope they print our caption"
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Did someone fart?
The Stormettes (pictured above w/ choreographer) will be performing tonight at the Mos Eisley Cantina. The show begins at 7:00pm. This is the last stop on their Outer Rims Tour so make sure to come.
Can't I get some FemBots with some FRICKIN Stormtrooper costumes?!
Trooper in the front left: Hey what is it were supposed to shoot? Trooper next to him: I dont know go for the bald one
GARY REALIZED UPON ARRIVING AT THE GALAXY SCOUT REUNION, THAT HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NO LONGER FIT INTO HIS UNIFORM
Hey wait a minute....you're bald!!!!!
The latest boy band form up for the stunning finale
How many Stormtroopers can you find in this picture?
don't shoot!!! I left my trooper suit in the rebel scout ship, doh!
" the full monty! "
lobot, what's up? Your stormtrooper armor in the wash?
To your left, you will see...
If the bald guy tells me I have to smile for the camera one more time I'm gonna shoot him!
Oh dear he's forgotten his costume.
We're not going to ask you again. Can we borrow a cup of sugar?
The reason George Lucas's version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves took off.
Give our regards to Broadway!!
Lobot presents The Cloud City Revue, featuring the Imperial Dance Troop!!
Ok ! Let's dance boys ! Hit it !
Lobot: with all my cybernetically inhanced thinking skills i still don't know what these guys are doing here Stormtrouper: when you find out can you please tell us?
THE NEW VILLAGE PEOPLE.
Umm...... Lobot? You'd better put that discman back where you found it, quick.
Does this stormtrooper armor make us look too fat?
the men in white
music: which one of these guys is not like the other?
We are Watching you
Trooper: Cmon its seven on one, lets get him! *A burst of blaster fire, all the troopers collapse* Lobot: Stormtrooper marksmanship, you gotta love it *Dusts his hands and walks away*
All together now - "One of these things is not the same as the others..."
uuhh..excuse me..these men want to know why TF.N was updated so late...
Duh!! i think we'll just stand her for a while, and look at this guy that has a funny thing on his head.
The Friendship Circle
The Galactic Choir sings the classic "I Wanna Hold Your Sabre"
See, here on bespin, the tip WILL equal 10% of the cost of your meal......... Or else!!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip WILL equal 10% of the cost of your meal......... Or else!!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip WILL equal 10% of the cost of your meal......... Or else!!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip WILL equal 10% of the cost of your meal......... Or else!!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip equals 10% of the cost of the meal...... Or else!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip equals 10% of the cost of the meal...... Or else!!!!
See, here on bespin, the tip equals 10% of the cost of the meal...... Or else!!!!
No no, I've told you... left *then* right. I swear, as soon as this music video is finished, you guys are soooo fired!
"Honey, this is my dad and my seven brothers."
"And let's have a really big hand for the Stormtroopers!"
Don't look now but it's the seven stooges
"and now, for you entertainment, the Tibanna gas mine's very own imperial kicking line and dance troupe!!"
Diana Ross and Supremes reform
der
"I'll just hide in this group of guys, no one will ever notice me!"
I hate Star Wars
and now, back from their tour of tatooine, its the Storm trooper choir!!
new boy band with choreographer
"Join the Imperial Navy!" they said, "You'll see the universe!" they said, Look at us we're just twiddling our thumbs!
"I am Locutus of -- ....Oh, wait."
"Help me Lando!!!! the Imps Tortured me and plucked out all my hair!!!!
"We've got blasters, We've got armour, We've got Lobot who could ask for anything more, who could ask for anything more."
He who fires at me will die.
"Okay guys, lets go back over that last section. This time, lets do it in B flat."
Lobot prepares to begin stormtrooper chior rehersals
Say what,what?
Duel of the Fakes
Update this caption or we'll open fire!
"we want you we want you we want you as a new recruit.....in the navy...."
"Look out behind you! No you idiot, dont look at me!"
POO?
And here is our new range of galatic manequins....
White House Intern
Lobot's Family Portret
plastic made it possible
Yeah those troopers suck...huh...oh s%@t they're behind me aren't they?
"This really sucks dude..."
simon says point your gun, sorry labot you loose
no,no,no,this is how you do the dance!
no,no,no,this is how you do the dance!
i did'nt do it i swear
We big troopers. We got big guns.
ah could someone help me with this wedgie
"Hey, Lobot, can we sit down? This hasn't been updated in over a month, and our legs are getting pretty tired...."
Lobot: I said QUIT lookin' at me!
Lobot:I think my blindfold's on backwards
He's a cyborg and he's okay/ he sleeps all night and he works all day.....
One of these things is not like the other.....
You've seen the show. Now look for "Troops: The Musical" Coming soon at a theater near you
You've seen the show. Now look for "Troops: The Musical" Coming soon at a theater near you
Coming to a cantina near you, The Cueball Octet with their new hit single, "We're Bad"
Stormtrooper 1: Dude! if you cross your eyes and look at his head real hard, the lights come right at ya! Stormtrooper 2 (to himself): What an idiot
and here from liverpool the beatles!!
"Chop! Chop! It's time to dance!"
"Everybody say CHEEEEEEEZ!... Come on Lobot you can do better that!
Lobot: ?I have a feeling Lando?s gonna be losing more money on this tasteless fall fashion collection than he did on that ?Jockstraps for Hutts? thing!? Trooper: ?Hey baldie, I can see your circuits!?
lobot doesn't talk
"The youngest one had curls..."
Live! At the Las Vegas Hilton!...Lobot!..and the topless trooper review!
spectators in milan were captivated as the house of vader unveiled its new fall line!
making fun of Lobots bald spot brings swift and horrible retribution...
"My girl, my girl, my girl... ...talkin' 'bout myyy girl..."
Woops!! Wrong costume!
Is that a camera?
Lobot: im not falling for that one again lando, there is NOOOOOO way stormtroopers could have gotten in here!
"When I joined the Empire nobody told me that I have to attend stupid dancing contests. This sucks ass"
"You're bantha poodoo man!" *ZAP*
""Roger Roger" Lucas: "Cut Damnit wrong movie"
its fun to stay at the Y!M!C!A!
LOBOT: "(singing) I'm a little teapot, short and stout. *points at the cerebral implant* This is my handle, *points at his nose* this is my spout." ALL STORMTROOPERS: "SHOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *open fire*
Hi Han old buddy! Lando is just upstairs putting his thong and suspenders on, if you would like to cum this way!!!
Lobot--- You think these guys are going to change this picture sometime soon?
The stormtrooper at the back turned out to be the guy from quantum leap during one of his "Shifts"
I order the Villiage PEOPLE not the Village IDIOTS!!
"In the navy..."
We are the new models that you sent for. Troopers? We need the money since we're out of a job.
These new supermodels have just arrived. Who cares if they don't show any skin?
"And here we have our latest spring fashion, designed by Th.Iss.Ucks..." **applause**
"We are the BEARS, shuffling crew..."
Don't pick on me just 'cause I'm different
hurry up and update now, or we'll shoot!!!
Mr. Potato Head wanders onto the wrong film set
and now the finalists of the miss stormtrooper pageant
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Lobot finally gets to realize his childhood dream: hangin' out with stormtroopers!
"No one told me it was wear your stormtropper outfit day. I was told it was casual day."
Lobot: "And this is our spring selection. Very chic. Very stylish. Comes in all sizes for both genders. Get your stormtrooper outfit today to snap the man or woman of your dreams!!!"
Where's Lobot?
And now, we dance!
Cloud City Boys Choir
Lobot: Is this a private party or can any bald headed guy join?
"They say they're from Inland Revenue?"
LOBOT:"And here is the new fashion for stormtroopers this year....."
At last! The new line in armor from Tommy Hilfiger...
Stormtroopers: "Hey! You in the front! Your fly is open!"
4-LOM the dance Choreographer: All right ladies when the music starts again I want you to step......kick......step......kick. Lets do it with a little more flare this time!
GAP Commercial #21
Man in Front: Everybody ready for ballet class?
yea, i dig that fonky music guys...
Hey!!! This is a scene from Jedi Knight!
"Hey. I dare yo to shoot him when Vader's not looking. Come on. You can blame it on Jim over there"
Oh no, not another school picture.
...And the one in the back there is Billy-Bob.
why do we always have to fight whem the family gets together
Damn, I wonder whose winning the pod race. Hey Chief, can you tune your walkman to 550 AM?"
" And now, a Shoping Network special, stormtrooper outfits!"
"Excuse me, who owns the YT-1300 Corellian Freighter parked out back? Your lights are on..."
Here's the Empire's Arobics Lesson 1 with your host, Lobot!!!
Riverdance- Star Wars Edition
Announcer: "Welcome to the Imperial fashion show!! See the latest in stormtropper fashions!! You soldiers don't want to miss this!"
Here are the new boardway hit the clones
storm tropers: hey whats he doing here
Bald Guy: Ok men I want all you to start scrubbing. NOW! StormTrooper: But it's clean. Bald Guy: You don't want to push vaders buttons
psychologist
episode1
"Fred, would you get the hell out of the picture! For the last time you are not an Episode I caracter! You are not Darth Vader?s brother! Besides, those headfones make you look even more stupid.
"Fred, would you get the hell out of the picture! For the last time you are not an Episode I caracter! You are not Darth Vader?s brother! Besides, those headfones make you look even more stupid.
Jesus! Man I told you already, you?re not on this scene, now get lost!
Pull up your pants, and we'll lower our weapons.
I told them that we shouldn't wear these tight white clothes. But nooooo. He didn't listen. He just wanted to make a fool of us!
ok men and a 1 and a 2 and a 1 2 3
I keep telling you, syncronized swimming is easier WITHOUT the armor
Okay, miss...which one of these men is the one who stole your purse?
The proud Storm Trooper Class of `234
Hope those Stormtroopers don't sneak in here. Damn! Can't hear a thing with these headphones...
...and this years fashion conscious troops will be wearing white....
Man, I wish I had one of those head things, don't you?
..and act now and you will recieve two extra troopers for free...
Man... I feel stupid. Nobody told me white was back in.
Lobot: I found them on the way home. Can i keep 'em?
What was my line?
I didn't do it!
Lobot: Sorry Lando, the closest I could get were the backstreet troopers.
"Exuse me, sir. Is this going to be a stand up fight or another one of those screwed up ambushes?"
"Yes, we're the bastards who killed Kenny, so what ya gonna do about it?"
just standin' in the hallway wastin' time, waitin' for the page to update
I told you to smile when you say that, now, didn't I?
Mr. Johnson's Second Grade class, Stormtrooper Academy
I couldn't talk to save my life
Uhhh...I need a gun.
"OK, guys, I want a big smile from all of you!!"
Ok now lift those legs girls!!!
Lobot and his big band!
We rule.
"All together now Y M C A"
The dancers were NOT impressed that Mavis had turned up 2 hours late for the final dress rehearsal!
How was Jim to know that his ear muffs were highly illegal?
SHOP ASSISTANT:"Has Madam made up her mind yet?" MADAM:"Oooh ... It's soooo difficult, they all look nice. Okay, I'll have the one at the back left!"
SHOP ASSISTANT:"Has Madam made up her mind yet?" MADAM:"Oooh ... It's soooo difficult, they all look nice. Okay, I'll have the one at the back left!...Do you have it in a size 6?"
We have been waiting ages for an update!!!
Men in White?!! WHAT THE HELL?!
STORMTROOPERS: "are these guy's pants high or what?"
Hey! TK431! Don't move! There's a fly on your butt! I'LL SHOOT IT OFF!
Welcome to who wants to marry the dark side
I told you we would look stupid. Who needs a yearbook anyway...
You mean if I get bald I wound'nt have to wear this uniform?
Alright! Alright! taller ones to the back row pleaseee.....Hey you shorty get down here!
Hey guys, look at that freaks head!!!
(offstage): NO, NO! Don't look at the camera you idiots!!!!
(lucas): Aaaaaannd, ACTION! (stormtroopers): Huh? What? Hey, guys, what's my line again?
(baldy): Hey you guys, how many stormtroopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?!......ok, maybe they've heard that one.
(baldy): if i can just get into the right position, the light will shine off my head and blind them all, and then I can make a run for it!!!
(stormtrooper): STOP THAT SHIP!! BLAST EM!!...oh wait, wrong movie
(stormtrooper): It's Captain Picard with some kind of ear muffs on!!!
(stormtrooper): Ok, we got this guy here...uhhh....what do we do now?
(baldy): This ISN'T FAIR!!!!!!!!!!
In the Navy...
... and then he hit his head on the door!!! bahahah...they're behind me, aren't they?"
The first annual performance of the Stormtrooper Tabernacal Choir
Front left Trooper: Hey, who is that guy? Right Front Trooper: I don't know. Maybe he works here. Lobot: How long do I have to stand here and pretend I'm they're boss?
Lobot: Them guys at Rogaine are gonna pay
Lobot: Man I gotta go pee!
Lobot: What are YOU lookin' at!
After the photo shoot ended, the stormtroopers & Lobot played a nice game of "Go Fish."
Lobot later found out why the stormtroopers had been laughing at him:he had forgot to where his hind appendage.
After Vader left the room, Lobot joined in w/the stormtroopers & started whistling the theme to "The Andy Griffith Show."
The bell boys at Hotel Bespin are always ready to serve you.
After Darth Vader left, Stormrooper1 muttered: "I hate him."
As the Stormtroopers kept guard in complete boredom, Lobot was having a good time listening to FM radio w/his cyborg implants
"Welcome to my brothel. Take a look around, see if you see something you like."
Lobot angered the stormtroopers even more by breaking wind in thier faces.
Lobot: Ah mannn! These guys are gonna make me miss Everybody Loves Raymond!
"Update the humor section NOW or Lobot gets it!"
Why are we guarding this guy?
"Welcome to my brothel. Any one of my fine ladies here should be able to accommodate you for the evening."
The big one on the left was the first to show up on our back porch. We felt sorry for him and gave him some scraps. He started coming back every night, heck, now he brings his entire family.
"Jim, Allen, you're supposed to be standing over there!" "No we're not, smile for the camera, and the one at the front far left, yeah, you, pose like a girl more..."
"Okay, this time I know I've got it right...Is this the droid we're looking for?!"
"can't just let you walk out."
"Sorry to bother you Lord Vader, But I think that the trooper in the center has to go to the bathroom."
"Sorry to bother you Lord Vader, But the troopers say that they REALLY have to go to the bathroom."
maulzy
LoBot: Ladies and gentlebeings, we have a really big shew for you tonight.....the StormTrooper chorous!
Here, Lobot and Trooper Squadron 48956 audition for parts in "The Lord of the Dance"...
Update your fucking site already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
300 years from now the Smashing pumpkins are going strong even though every one except the bald dude have been replaced with droids.
Hit it boys......
The REAL Full Monty
"We are fans of your site and we demand an update on the humor section."
At last, the real origin of the Stormtrooper's helmet design is discovered.
here it is, next summer fashion, presented by "lobot", wacth those helmets, very appropiet for summer, includes conditionated air inside.
Um, Lando? Are you late on bill payments again?
Um, Lando? Are you late on bill payments again?
"Deathstar Productions is proud to anounce the new cast of CATS!!"
uzth4s
the cloud city chior holds a captive audience
what are you ooking at. my suit is at the cleaners
Update the Humor section or the cyborg gets it.
Suck my #@$!
I'm so afraid ,I wet myself
You lookin
You lookin' at me?
We will blast Lobot if you don't change the @%$# caption
",,,and now the Empire's Chorus Troupe will perform the "Hallalujah chorus", with Lobot conducting..."
I wish Luke would hurry up and get here these storm troopers are almost asleep.
Oh God, I am screwed!
stormtrooper family photo
Hey, is this stormtrooper new recruit target parctice? I think I'm in the wrong room."
Who's gonna shoot first!
Dammit! I peed in my pants!
I hate this crappy armor.It itches.
NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!SHHHHH!!!! Be quiet!! He might turn around!
"Do you think those puffy sleeves make his but look fat?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! He'll hear you!!"
"Do you think those puffy sleeves make his but look fat?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! He'll hear you!!"
Can i scratch my nose now?!!!!!!
"I don't get it, we have at least as many lines as Boba Fett, and, we're in ALL the movies, so why aren't we popular???!!!"
Umm... umm... it's not my fault?
photographer "that's right, give me some more of that empire attitude......perfect! This photoshoot will show those rebels who's boss!."
which one of these things.. do not belong here. Which one of these things do not belong?
the bug extermanators are here.
The choir and I will now perform our rendition of "silent night"
theres some people here who wanna talk to you that say it has something to do with the money you owe them
Man... Lando better get here fast. I'm soooo bored. These guys are definetely not conversationalists.
ok girls, lets get the choreography right this time... and a one and a two...
Anyone up for Riverdance
"Lando, The Trick O' Treaters are back"
"We are your first, last and only line of defence. We are the Men-In-White"
Do you have any fruit to declare?
Are you all ready? OK, and a one and a two...
Are you all ready? OK, and a one and a two...
what do u MEAN there isnt a McDonalds here?
Alriht now girls from the top.
Alright now girls from the top.
And in our Fall collection.. we see again the classic whit motif but extra padding for those cold nights in space
bald guy;Eelcome to the first anual imperial bowling competition at bespin.........did one of you take my wig
And now for your listening pleasure, Lobot and the Stormtroopers!!
Mr. Cleans futuristic kkk body guards
Hi, Welcome to Sith Burgers, may i take your order?
Thats it Mc Fly! this is your last time being late!
Lobot and the Stormtrooper ballet company WORLD TOUR `00!! They're coming to your city this year!
play
Hey! Look it's Frankenstein& Friends!
Do you have reservations?
The newest boy band : "The Bee Bop Troopers", and their mannager
You're positive we don't have any more stormtrooper outfits??
"Dry cleaners did'nt take American express use Visa its every where you want to be
I think I'm overdressed...
And for your entertainment, "The Death Star" caf? is proud to present .........Empire, the musical ! Hit it bobby!!
It would seem that the new play station 2 has alot of guards.
The "Stormtrooper Choir" was one of the unseen shots in the first movie,
"Sir, don't move, we have you surrounded" "No, you idiot! I'm supposed to be on your side!!"
No, for the last time, we are NOT the power rangers!
is everyone ready for their dance lessons
And suddenly, Lobot realized judging the Ms. Stormtrooper Pagent was going to be more difficult than he originally thought.
Find Lobot!
Lobot: "Um...m-my name's Lobot & I have a problem." Stormtroopers all together: "Hello Lobot."
Here we see the finalists for Who Wants To Marry A Sith Lord...Stormtroopers 1-7, and Bob.
"The Stormtrooper choir is proud to present..."
LONG LIVE THE JEDIS
group photo of the hit band "Bespin Boys"
"Y-M-C-A!!!!!!!"
Lobot: 'for all I know I may not be the only bald one here!'
Lobot: Don't think Ill fall for the old "there are lots of Stormtroopers behind me" gag again.
Church Choir
And here we see Lobot sporting the latest in Bespin fashion, with his high water pants and ear muffs that say "WINTER, HERE I AM !!!!!"
UPDATE THE HUMOR SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all right boys, I've easter eggs all over this room. Find 'em and win a cookie.
all right boys, I've hidden easter eggs all over this room. Find 'em and win a cookie.
And here we have our lovely summer collection....
Lobot sure felt like the odd cyborg out at the "Former Underlings of the Galaxy" convention . . .
I bet Biggs is in there!
you do the hoke poke.
And here is Vanna White to tell them thier Consulation Prize
I found them at a flea market for a buck a piece.
tom green
I just lost my cat, can one of you policemen help me find it?
If I turn around and close my eyes maybe they will just dissapear
Send in the clones
Send in the clones
May I present the Power Rangers
"And now the Imperial Stormtroopers will perform Lord Vaders all time favorite........ River Dance!"
"Hi. My name is Norm Stampler, former Seattle Chief of Police. In the wake of the WTO riots, we have conceived this new line of civilian-friendly riot-gear. Oh, do you like my new haircut?"
ST#1 "Sorry fella. Since that stupid black thing around your ugly bald head prevents you from wearing a cool helmet like us, you can't be in our church group!" ST#2 "Yeah! Take off hoser!"
It may not have much variety, but the Deathstar's Gap still did a booming business.
Lord Vader was not pleased to find out the new exercise routine for the troops. "OK, Now ready girls follow my lead..... and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and, and turn and twist, and lunge and kick......"
Do you smell what the Lobot is cooking?
Look, we say update the bleedin' humour section now or the bald bloke with the headphones gets it!
He got out of wearing the uniform ? KILL HIM !!!! BREW HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
Sadly, drastic measures had to be taken to get the webmaster to update the humor page...
"And to my right, you can see the Imperial Oppressors that are holding your city hostage. Alright, we're walking, we're walking..."
The Village People decided on a change of image...
Jim didn't believe them when they said the radiation was harmless.
Bob always felt that he didn't quite fit in with the rest of his unit.
For the last time, NO, Jim; they WOULDN'T look better with the grey overalls and utility belt!!!
They say they've reserved a table...
No, I can assure you that NO ONE said that the management meeting was "fancy-dress"!!!
But the invitation said fancy dress!
Does Anyone has batteries for my headphones?
Robert Palmer in the 23rd Century!
on three boys: New York, New York....
IRS...Just a routine audit
"We are the Troopers who say NI!"
Lobot: "Which one of these radiant young troopers will be our next Mr. Imperial!"
Predictably, Fox rejected Lando's pitch: "Troopers who Want to Marry a Millionare Cyborg."
We wanna play!!!
How many more months do we have to stand here waiting for caption #32 ?
"See, with our new gel, your head can be as shiny as a stormtrooper's helmet!"
If I don't move, maybe they won't see me...maybe...
YEah were stormtroopers. Whatchu gonna do 'bout it?
Not only can the dance....
Not only can they dance....
NAH,BELIEVE ME NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO MAKE FUN OF THIS SCENE.IT'S THE BEST PART.
"Hey, someone's filming us."
"We will, we will rock you!"
Might as well face it, you're addicted to blood.
ya sluts!!!!!!
I told you he wasn't Richard Simmons!
LUCAS:"Star Wars: The Musical ... I can see it now! TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, BOYS!!!"
Budget cutbacks resulted in inferior head protection for some members of the Death Star cycling team.
Bald Dude: Uh, Emperor sir, they followed me home, can I keep them?
what caption?
We're not moving until this caption is updated......
"HANDS UP!!!.....I said: Hands up!!
WHATS UP!!!!!
Nobody expects the Stormtrooper Inquisition! Our main weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...
I still prefer the pink fluffy ear muffs..
And in the new Fall line of StormTrooper uniforms, we have...
No, they're not real
To your left you'll see the stormtroopers. They're real, but they're too stupid to shoot.H
Sir, 'group of stormtroopers about to cook you' is here. Shall I let them in?
Hello
Lobot: "Anda 1 anda 2 and hop...twist...tap...hand wave, hand wave...blast, blast...come on people, keep it together!"
"Hey, mind if I borrow your walkman?"
Ok, everyone smile for the camera! *click* WE don't SMILE EVER! *click*
I'm Tired of YOU!!! Update the force.net humor page, or we will shoot you!
This is the Intergalactic Police, move away from your P.C. or else...
If i stand still like this, maybe they wont see me.
If i stand still like this, maybe they won't see me.
jedinite
Uhhhhhhhh, a little help here ?
"They hit Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!"
Shot the bald guy. "What, were all bald."
"Everyone say cheeeese!!!"
Strm trooper2: I think we found the driods that we were trying to find strm1: well shoot him! strm2 I am sorry I already emptied my clip!
Lobot: "I can't work in these conditions so I quit!" stormtrooper: "Please sir we all really want to learn the can-can for Darth Vaders Birthday!"
And Now, the Spice Girls!
It's times like this when I wish I didn't have to depend on Lando to type in "run."
look they shined my head for a nickel!!!!
I can't smile! It's against orders!
All Right Boys Lets Take it From The Top.
"No no no! It's step, step, THEN kick! Who am I kidding...a musical based on Lobot's life was a lousy idea!"
The winners of the tag-team match between the Stormtroopers (and their manager) and the Star Trek Red-Shirts!
"I'm not only the hairclub president, I'm also a client."
Everyone Smile
We're just waiting for the page to be updated
"Hi we're from the government,we're here to help you"
stormtroopers: darun it why are we in another Mr. Clean skit
stormtroopers: darn it why are we in another Mr. Clean skit
What do mean this isn't the Lobot audition!!!!!
Okay! Is everybody ready for the dance class?!
And remember men don't fart in your suits
"What are YOU staring at?!"
Lobot could barely contain his excitement. After whittling down the number from 240 to just 7, he was certain that he'd soon win the "Which Stormtrooper is Luke?" game.
The Imperial Stormtrooper Choir
"Sir, Your Storm Trooper cardboard stand-ups have arrived"
"Okay now, girls. Show 'em what you've got! S-T-A-R-W-A-R-S! Star Wars! Yay!"
Stormtroopers, KILL LANDO NOW!
update the humor section!!!!!
Hey, if I shoot him will anyone care?
Dude, what's with his hair?
But Mom! I just don't fit in!
Now I've hacked into these underlings brains via my head see if that silly Vader can stop me.
Here are the newest fembots...I mean Storm Troopers. Yes! Storm Troopers!
Aw, C'mon, I don't look that much like Patrick Stewart
"Is this the line for people waiting for TheForce.net's humor section to update?"
I think I just wet myself
We are gay guys ,,, really gay guys {Blazing Saddles}
" I can't believe I finally found a POFT2 Lobot! Man,I've never seen one on the racks until now!"
Lobot: Oh, poop. Well, I was ABOUT to tell you that there's some folks here from the Empire, but, well, I can see you've already been intro - I'm sorry, I'll just go wait in my rubber room.
I know you said not to let anyone in, Mistuh Calrissian, but dagnabbit, they had blasters. All right? I'm just a cyborg, okay? You'll never understand me.
REARMOST STORMTROOPER (to himself): I wonder how that alcove would look with a nice bay window...hmm, hey, George?
LEFTMOST STORMTROOPER (to himself): Thank GOD, no low blast doors.
Hey Baldy, join us...instead of showing that shiny orange head, you can have a shiny white one!
STORM TROOPER:"My legs are starting to hurt...when are "theforce.net" gonna update this damn site?!?"
::singing:: One of these is not like the other, One if these is not like the other.............
okay boys...there is six of us one of him...we cant have ALL missed!!
Come on ladies, this is for charity.
Oneof these things ain't like he others, one of these things just isn't the same....
It's just a jump to the left......
Y. M. C. A.
This Frat Party has ended.
"You forgot to punch into work this morning. The boss would like to have a word with you."
"One of these things is not like the other ones . . ."
Introducing the new Michael Jackson backup dancers
DA BOSS:"Okay. You'll be Mr. White, you'll be Mr.Brown, and you'll be Mr. Pink." TROOPER#3:"But I don't wanna be Mr. Pink, why can't I be Mr. White?!?"
Stormtroopers just want their mommies, after all.
LUCAS:"Sorry guys! We don't need you any more...we're replacing you with CGI models!"
And the results for the campest stormtrooper award are in...
Ve haf vays ov makeeng you talk....
The dancers prepare for the new G.A.P. clothing advert!!
Tell us the score of the Bulls vs. Knicks game, or we'll shoot, radiohead!
" can we use your bathroom?"
"hey, look, Beave, they updated the force.net humor page!"
" the Impirial dance squad about to shoot their new video for the smash hit "wookie love"
OKAY, WHO'S THE GUY THAT FORGOT HIS UNIFORM?
Please deposit 25 cents.
river dance back up dancers
Should we shoot this guy or not??
All right, let's try this again. Kick when you sing "One, sithular sensation - every single guy he chokes.....
Imperials....oh shit, there goes the planet
Yes, my team of skilled messeuses will rub, rub, rub those stressful hours of working away!
Lobot:What a collection of cardboard cut-outs Lando has!!!Stormie: Hey!!! were not stinkin..........(blaster fires)
We have you partially surrounded! Come out or we'll fire aimlessly!
We've prepared a little musical number for you...
Next time I will be sure to us AT&T for all of my secure transmissions.
Roger? is that you Roger? Roger? Roger roger? Roger, do you roger?
I told you my family hated you.
Imperial operation to supress homosexuals
hey darth, boldys standing in our way
Drop the chalupa!
The very first Star Wars fan convention
RETAKE! What do you mean, retake?! We've already done this scene 20 times over!
Dance, Dance I said
lobot's sweatin' to the oldies
Dry cleaners wouldn't accept a check again eh Lobot?
stormtroper tour guide "and to your left you'll see an origianal piece of the starwars movie"
And now, for this years new Stormtrooper attire!
7 men and a bald guy
mikep
Bob's dry cleaner didn't take a check......
The dance number you will never see in West Side Story.
...play that funky music white boy..hmm...hmm...hmm
Star Wars: the musical never realy took of even with 6 man stormtrooper chorus line
Star Wars: the musical never realy took of even with the 6 man stormtrooper chorus line
Hostility was slowly setting in as the choreographer once again grilled Joe and the other dancers on their lack of timing on the final shimmy.
"Lets do the Time Warp again!"
Mr Lucas, Sir. These gentlemen are here to audition for the role of Anakin.
Nice try Maul, but you're just a liiiittle too short to be a Stormtrooper...
"Are those blaster carbines in your holsters or are you just happy to see me?"
As you can see, each suit is in pristine condition, and comes with an E-11 rifle at no additional charge. Want to intimidate gas miners? Need to infiltrate a Death Star? No problem!
"I don't think we're in OZ anymore Toto!"
Okay starting on the left, ready.....and up, down, up, down
Can you tell which one of these troopers is the 35 year old mother of three and which one just tuned 20? Imperial Armor- Feel confident again
Tonight!: Lobot Barker hosts the 32,347th annual Ms Galaxy Contest featuring the new "Imperial Stormtrooper Armor" catagory
That's the last time I let the Empire cut my hair!
Fogetting wear he put his uniform, Trooper YR-873 tried shaving his head, hoping nobody would notice his helmet was missing.
Are these the auditions for "A Chorus Line"?
you put your right blaster in, you pull right blaster out, you put your right blaster in and you fire all about ......
The idea for the Start Wars-based GAP advert with dancing stormtroopers never really took off.
I've got you now!
Ladys and gentlemen, it's the Imperial Irish Dance Troop featuring Micheal "Cyber-ears" Flattley!!
Find Lobot!
"Do you come here often?"
One is the loneliest number.
you mess with me, you mess with my friends!
All singing: "Hello miss Dolly..."
...and looking at the Fall collections on Bespa, it seems that white is the new beige!
my bum is on the stoorm trooper my bum is on the stairs look at me my bum is on the stroom trooper
Imperial Academy, Class of 2001
Just how many stormtroopers does it take to change a Lobot?
"Check out baldy over there!"
Hey baldy! Fold your arms!!
Somebody help me!! I was chewing gum and now my helmet's stuck to me! Hey guys, don't laugh, this is serious! Help!!!
"On the count of four, move left three steps, grapevine to the right, rock step and turn. One, two, three, four...."
We'll, sure we'd move if these stupid suits would let us bend at the knees!
Lobot-"Inroducing, the Stormtrooperets!
Lobot's Angels
Get those legs up higher girls this is Broadway not some two cent show.
We told you that we were the New Village People before you signed us for this gig.
Think very carefully, George. Now, let's try this again: How much are you going to pay us?
This season the color of the moment will be white. Thank you, ladies!!!!
(bald guy): you guys know your all gonna miss
I am Locutus of the Empire. Resistance is futile.
The all Storm Trooper choir
oops
BACKSTREETS BACK ! ALRIGHT !!!!
One! Singular sensation, every single breath she takes!
And now, right here on our show, the one, the only... DeathStar Boys!
Very good ladies! Shake out those quads. Now back on the mats and let's work on thos abs!
Very good ladies! Shake out those quads. Now back on the mats and let's work some abs!
Old guy: "All the chic stormtroopers will be sporting this gear come spring"
Old guy: "They're in a timeout. Knicks by 2."
And now preforming "The Imperial March" in C minor...let's hear it for the Imperial Choir!
"And now for your viewing pleasure, all the way from the Bespin, the Imperial River Dancers!
"Hi!" "Where here to apply for the galactic thug&lacky positions."
... ... ... (A droid walks by: "Goodness gracious me!". Droid walks away.)... ...
"Yes, sir. Armor at the cleaners again, sir."
"Alright, boys. Again from the top. 5! 6! 7! 8! Step, kick..."
Who will be this years "Mr. Stormtrooper"?
"And this is our new fall fashon line. . ."
Bunch of under-paid extras.
It's just not fair! They all got neato white suits and all I got is this computer that wraps around my head and takes control of my mind from time to time.
Can you do the Can-Can?
So Princess, How do you feel about bald guys?
Mom? Look what followed me home. Can I keep them?
Casting call for "Full Monty Episode II"?
"I'm sorry sir, but your credit card has been...declined"
Ok ladies Lets get it right this time a 1 2 3
Lebs must die
Oh-boy. It's gonna hurt when they shoot.
Dance!.......whatta ya mean you have no emotions or jive.....dance!
Lobot: does my bum look big in this?
Hey You , hello!! What are you deaf ! Turn aruond before I blast you!
Okay ladies, your all stars, so lets SHINE! - Lobot encourages his dancers on a broadway music
Keep talking about my head! You want to mess with me, you mess with my whole crew. punk!
Do I make you all horny, babies, ya!
"And the best thing this winter season, the new all-white Storm trooper ensemble, complete with all of the necessary accessories, including the limited edition blaster rifle signed by the designer.
y ahora que hacemos
Here they are now from England the Spice troopers
And introducing the starting lineup for YOUR IMPERIAL TARGETS!!
"What was that you said about my headgear ?"
Why do I get the feeling that I'm in trouble and should look behind me..?
As you can see, with my new head wax, you can have the top of your head just as shiny as these stormtroopers, without the expense of buying a helmet..
"How cute is that doggie in the window!!"
Dude You have something crawling on your head
You don't have a reservation, do you?
New Gap campaign: Everybody in white useless plasitc armor.
Lobot - Presenting... "Snow-Bot and the Seven Stormtroopers"... a parody.
Is my head-band on straight? i really can't tell
Y...MCA....
george Lucas presents... The Stormtrooper Choir!!
"TK345 this outfit is killing me!" "I hear ya"
Uhh, sorry, they said they were selling girl scout cookies...
Dude, I *told* you we should have paid the rent.
smile TF.N is updating there humor section we gotta look good for this.
We are here to remind you that we want to see some updates!
"Bad boys, bad boys. Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?!"
Lando is this about your overdue fancy cape hire again?
Having pinched the waitress on the butt one too many times, Lobot was forced to leave the club.
*think to self**Blend in with your enviroment...that's it, Blend*
THIS MOVIE IS PG-13. GOT I.D.?
LOBOT: "I don't know why you are all so scared. They are just the card board cut outs from the last film's ending resprayed!"
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
"And the new Miss America is...."
"And the new Miss America is...."
welcome to the Klu Klux Khoir
One of these things are not like the other, one of these things are not the same.
"Last nights su"Last night's conclusion of the 'Imperial Tabernacle Choir' tour was unfortunately cut short by the death by laser fire of #AQ-491, who would have been second from left, middle row."
"What an awful school reunion this turned out to be"
Ok, first right, then left... No no no! Work with me people!
Who are these jerks?
Is this what the Village People would look like if they came from a galaxy far, far away?
Halt you baldy bastard
I give up what the hell is that?????
My name is Lobot and these are my bitches
... it's fine to stay at the Y M C A...
The friendly staff of the Hyatt-Regency stands ready to serve you!
Come on! Take the picture already. My arms are getting stiff.
"Who says Storm Troopers can`t be in the fasion modeling busniess?"
post us, dillweed!!!!
I said put youre hands up !If you'd take off those ear muffs maybe you could hear!?
And not only am I the president of the hairclub for men, I am also a member.
"Like I said before my friends here showed up--GIVE ME YOUR LUNCH MONEY!"
Look, the top ten finalists in this years Mr. Storm Trooper Pageant!
Men in White
And one and two and three!!....
Are you ready boys? Anda one, two three four....
One... Singular sensation... Every little step she takes...
sorry fellas, i thought the cleaners closed at 7 but i guess i was wrong.
hold your fire boys, it's just bill and his stupid mini-disc player again.
And here they are, doing their number one hit, LOst In Cloud City, Lobot and the Half-Dozen and 1 Orchestra
TARGET PRACTICE!!!!!!!!
TARGET PRACTICE!!!!!!!! Hit the one in the back, get a free trip to the swamps of Dagobah
So do we blast him now, or wait for him to take off the walkman?
"Backstreet's Back.........ALRIGHT!!!!"
Drycleaner wouldn't take a check again, eh?
When the heck our they going to update this section????????????
"Okay, everybody smile! Wait, wait, If Lobot could just move 2 feet to the right . . ."
The Mickey Mouse Club, taken over by Imperial Broadcasting Stations
The stormtrooper turnover rate has been steadily dropping over the decades, as seen in last years class photo.
Oh, those stormtroopers have been standing there for the past few months, I guess it must be because the people at TFN have not UPDATED(wink wink) in a long time!!!!!
Trooper1: Dude... Trooper2: Dude! Trooper3: Dudes!! Trooper1: Dude? Tooper3: Duuude! Lobot: SHUT-UP... dude.
OK!....who farted!?
Trooper1(whispers): Dude, why are we here again? Trooper2(whispers): I have no freakin idea.
"We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine..."
Trooper1: Does this suit make me look fat? Trooper2: No dude, not really. Trooper1: It does! It does, I knew it!!!
Fat chance
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.......
"Ready - Step, two, three, left! Step, two, three, right!
"You ever have that feeling that someone's behind you, then you realize that you're right? I hate that." - Lobot
And here we have the standard "Imperial Stormtrooper" look. Complete with blaster rifel and built in com-link. Perfect for a night out on the planet. Available in white only.
Apparently cloning hasn't been perfected.
Why can't WE wear black like Vader?!?! :/
"Don't worry, I'm perfectly safe standing here in front of these guys...they can't hit crap with those blasters."
Damn, I forgot my suit again!
Yes, I'm serious. I need to see your I.D.
*ahem* Everybody, "The Stormtrooper Tabernacle Choir"
We come in Peace. Take me to your leader.
Okay boys, and 1, and 2, and 1, and 2. Ohh, Welcoem to the aerobic Stomtrooper Network!
As you can see, this is Clearly the fashion of this coming fall. And with the cosmetic accessory blaster pistol everyone will be wearing ome of these
don't look now... but there's a trooper or two over your right shoulder
Alright, YMCA on three. One, two...
could you pass the daz doorstep challenge, these did
Let's play "Bowling for Bad Guys"! (well they're white like bowling pins)
Whaddaya mean you only have six weekend passes?
The Imperial Men's Chorus appeared somewhat embarassed when one of their tenors showed up out-of-uniform...
We're from the government and we're here to help.
You say you're Locutus of *where*??
A freeze frame captures the troupe as they finish the first set from"Riverdance."
"Okay boys, this time we got a good one for Dr. Vader's hair-transplant study."
"Hey you, with the headphones...yeah, we're talkin' to _you_! You the one who double-parked your speeder next to Vader's shuttle?"
"Ballet troupe reacts adversely to demand that they perform in pink tutus."
"Bridge club in quandary over which table gets stuck with the visitor."
"Lobot diplomatically accepts Vader's invitation to dinner."
One of these things is not like the other... One of these things doesn't belong...
You don't know the power of the pimp side?!
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away the
"in another time we were the village people"
"and now our last finalist, Miss Nal Hutta"
"We represent the lollypop guild"
(singing) Which one of these things, is not like the other things? Which thing just doesn't belong?
Guy on lower right, "No one told me there was a dress code."
"Table for seven? Smoking or non-smoking?"
Everyone in Armor
Stormtrooper to another: I dare you to press the button on his head...
"Okay everyone, now stretch! There you go! You've got it already! Now switch!"
"Your pants are unzipped" "Huh?" "Ha! made you look.."
Yes, believe it or not, we ARE doing splits, but our stupid suits won't let us go any farther..
no, no...the bcakstreet boys are only five!!!!
no, no...the backstreet boys are only five!!!!
Ballet class
Hey guys, let me give you some advice.. never EVER try to iron one of these suits..burns a hole right through them.
I don't understand why WE have to wear make-up, and you can't see our faces, and he doesn't even get a wig or anything!!
Uh guys, I don't think this is Solo, um isn't this that SkywalAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
"Ahh! the sun! The sun's in my eyes!" "You have a mask on, you idiot!"
Alpha Company realized a second too late that this man with the strange-looking 'camera' and the bird on his shoulder probably WASN'T from Imperial Photography
Too late Karl realized that he had left his uniform at the dry cleaners...
"And here we have our new "storm trooper" outfits, the latest spring fashion in the galaxy; It's just snap, snap. No laces, buttons or additional pieces, and now, for just $129!!"
sorry sir i couldnt resist using your clone machine...its so much fun!!
"You're looking at us? You know th drill, stormies. Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
One of these things is not like the others.....
"one of these guys just doesn't belomg here, one of these guys just isn't the same..."
"To heck with the Rockettes; we're the Stormettes."
testing
LUCAS:"CUT!....Okay, who dropped one?"
Now we're all settled here... put your blaster in put your blaster out put your blaster in and you shake it all about, you do the hokie-pokie and you order me about, thats what its all about. Bye.
Ariel ultra lave plus blanc que blanc
"Lord Vader we have just captured Captain Picard for trying to get a cameo in our Star Wars movie!"
Lando: "Behind you!" Lobot: "I'm not falling for that one."
"Um, Boss. Are you sure it was such a good idea to park in the white zone?"
"Drop it baldy"
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