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Artude Mp3 (3mb)
A revealing expose into the mind of everyone's favourite grumpy little droid.

Be Our Guest Mp3 (4mb)
The Disney mangling finally gets a recording treatment. Tarkin may be a scheming megalomaniac, but he does a mean song and dance number.

Duet with Maul (3.4 Mb Mp3)
(To: Ronan Keating's "When you say nothing at all")
I managed to get Maul into the studio to do a duet with me, only to find that you just can't work with some people. After the way he carries on in 'The Phantom Menace' I should have known....

Goodbye Qui-Gon Jinn (3.5 Mb Mp3)
(To: Elton John's "Candle in the Wind")
If Elton John was invited to Qui-Gon's funeral, I'm pretty sure this is what we'd get.

Hotel of the Emperor (4.6 Mb Mp3)
(To: The Eagles' "Hotel California")
My brother Ken and I threw this together while jamming with our guitars.

Only a Gungan (3 Mb Mp3)
(To: Billy Joel's "Always a Woman") - Obi-Wan's opinion of Jar Jar.
A simple and quite humbling test to see if I could record a song with just me, my trusty PC and freeware scrounged from the net.

Starfighters in the Sky (3 Mb Mp3)
(To: Marty Robbins' "Ghost Riders in the sky")
Peter Mayhew, Chewbacca himself, graced the message boards of theforce.net and happened to mention that 'Ghost Riders' was his favourite song. Within a few hours my parody was on the board and he said he and his wife loved it. A fellow board member, J. Alexander Clarke, recorded the mp3 so he also could entertain the Wookiee just a little in return.

The Max Rebo Band (4.8Mb Mp3)
(To: Billy Joel's "Pianoman")-
One of my earliest songs, performed at ConChord 2000 by filk artist Tony Fabris!

Time to face the music (3 Mb Mp3)
(To: Wild Cherry's "Play that funky music")
Trade Federation Viceroy Nute Gunray gets jiggy with it, without the approval of the senate. Between the machine sounding music of the battle droids and his thick Nemoidian accent, I concluded that they'd better stick to invading planets.

Walkers in a Winter Wonderland Mp3 (1.7mb)
I got into the spirit in June because it's winter. If this comes as a shock to you, you may be interested to know the planet has a whole 'nother hemisphere.

"Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them"

-Darth Vader