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Uncle Owen

 

Uncle Owen(To: Metallica's "The Unforgiven")

Parody lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: Dec 2002

Lived here since his birth
with me and Aunt Beru
A moisture farming place
where all our milk is blue

But since he was brought in,
This whingeing boy's done wrong
wastes time with all his friends
the whining just goes on and on. I know
a vaporator's blown
It will be fixed today
or there'll be hell to pay!

He should help
here at home
He can't run off on his own
saving the
galaxy
like that crazy old man Ben

I can't farm
on my own
Luke Skywalker's staying home!
forget the
academy
Because I'm his Uncle Owen.

He likes to waste his life
avoiding chores like this
at Tosche Station mall
with all the other kids,
I try to give him some
responsibility
A fight I cannot win
Beru and I can see he's like his Dad
adventure turns them bad
He's got to stay with me!
oh Luke, why can't you see?

I need help
here at home
you can't run off on your own
saving the
galaxy
like that crazy old man Ben

I can't farm
on my own
this season you're staying home!
forget the
academy
Because I'm your Uncle Owen

forget the
academy
Because I'm your Uncle Owen

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