Careful, Ani (To: Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal")

Parody lyrics copyright 2001 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: August 2001

Episode: I

Notes: A thread started up in TFN's fan film forum about parodying Smooth Criminal- this is my contribution. I modeled it around everyone's concern for Anakin during the pod race. A bit forced, but there you are.
Dedicated to the men of the Club 30's, wherever in the world they are.

(intro)
They were sent out there by Windu
the baddies wouldn't
let a ship through
Palace up on an escarpment
Got the queen and
they departed

Tried to run away and failed
hyperdrive it
was disabled
So they landed on a sand dune
Needed money
So they ran to

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani is on our case
Got the kid to
fly a pod race
After all that we've been through
You're the best thing
after Naboo, Ani
Palace up on an escarpment
we got the queen and
we departed
Then we landed on a sand dune
You're our last hope
And we trust you

Ani, win the pod race,
So Ani win the pod race,
Win the pod race, Ani!

Ani, win the pod race,
So Ani win the pod race,
Win the pod race, Ani!

Ani, win the pod race,
So Ani win the pod race,
Win the pod race, Ani!

Race that Dug guy
Go right on by
Cause you'll win 'em all!

(Yippee!)

So we went out to the raceway
Ani's mother,
us and Padme
Then we saw with fascination
all the crashes,
disintegrations

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani, are you okay,
So Ani are you okay,
Are you okay, Ani?

Ani is on our case
Got the kid to
fly a pod race
After all that we've been through
You're the best thing
after Naboo, Ani
Palace up on an escarpment
we got the queen and
we departed
Then we landed on a sand dune
Hope that you know
What you're doin'

Ani, win the pod race,
So Ani win the pod race,
Win the pod race, Ani!

Race that Dug guy
Go right on by
Cause you'll win 'em all!

(dance routine)

Ani is on our case
Got the kid to
fly a pod race
After all that we've been through
You're the best thing
after Naboo, Ani
Palace up on an escarpment
we got the queen and
we departed
Then we landed on a sand dune
Hope that you know
What you're doin', Ani

Ani is on our case
Got the kid to
fly a pod race
After all that we've been through
You're the best thing
after Naboo, Ani
Palace up on an escarpment
we got the queen and
we departed
Then we landed on a sand dune
Hope that you know
What you're doin'