Cloning Time (To: Semisonic's "Closing Time")

Parody Lyrics copyright 2001 by Steven Cavanagh.
Date: Aug 2001
Episode: 2
Notes: When the title of Episode 2, "Attack of the Clones" was announced, it produced quite a reaction among the fans, myself included. This is an exaggeration of it sinking in.

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Cloning time
George has just attacked us, now he's destroyed my world
Cloning time
When I heard the title, I just felt like I was gonna hurl
Cloning time
Here's this thing from marketing, oh why did they give us this?
Cloning time
Then I stop and wonder, just why am. I . Dissed?

Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
That's the name

Cloning time
George and crew are bringing you the one that comes after one.
Cloning time
So they made a title that the fans all agree is dumb
We cry and moan and throw fits, but we'll buy the tickets
Now who do you think is fooled?
Cloning time
Everyone is whinging, but tomorrow "hey, that name is cool!"
Yeah!

Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
That's the name

(solo)
Cloning time
George and crew are bringing you the one that comes after one...

Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
That's the name

Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
Won't you tell me what is in a name?
That's the name

Cloning time
Only the begininng, so don't worry that it is the end...