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You’re the one that I want (To: “You’re the one that I want” from the GREASE soundtrack)

Parody lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh

Notes: One of my favourites- it follows both the original song and the RotJ scene very closely.

Episode: VI

THE SCENE: underneath the landing platform at the Endor garrisson. An AT-AT

clanks up and Luke is delivered into the hands of Darth Vader.

Vader: "Good work, commander. Leave us; conduct your search and bring his

companions to me".

<They turn and walk along the corridor. Vader turns to Luke as music starts>.

--

Vader: I got kills, they're multiplyin'

And to rule is my goal

When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'

It's electrifyin!

Luke: You better shape up

'Cause my Dad's in there.

Yes, I feel the good in you

You better shape up

You cut off my hand,

but my heart is just as true.

Vader: Join me, son!

 

Luke: Dad, I came back here for you!

You're the one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, the one I need

Oh yes indeed!

<Vader ignites Luke's saber>

Vader: I see you've made a new weapon <saber retracts with a hiss>

And I'm so proud of you

but the Dark Side holds my affection... <door slides open>

Walk this way...

Luke: You better shape up

You were Anakin

You can still be sanctified!

Vader: You better shape up

You learned much from Ben

but you don't know the Dark Side!

It's too late!

Luke: Then my father's truly died!

You're the one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, sonny!

The one that I want

hoo hoo hoo, the one I need

Oh yes indeed!

<Repeat Chorus>

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