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Wooden Parts (To: Elvis Presley's "Wooden Heart")
Parody lyrics copyright 1995 by Steven Cavanagh
 (As Sung by C3P0)
Episode: N/A

Notes: What on earth was I thinking?

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I am pleased to meet you
this is my best friend Artoo
He's all metal too
and we both have no wooden parts
 
We don't splinter or creak
though we rust, and sometimes leak
But we aren't as weak
for we both have no wooden parts
 
No organic cells curse these parts of mine
we were metal right from the start!
 
Show respect, treat me good
(though we're droids, so no one would)
I hope you've understood
that we both have no wooden parts
 
(Huttese)
Tuka nu, Bo shuda
mishka Artoo de toa...

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