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The Stormtrooper's lament  (To: Elvis Presley's "Heartbreak Hotel")
Parody lyrics copyright 1997 by
Steven Cavanagh
Episode: IV
Notes: The most famous 'blooper' in episode IV is a stormtrooper hitting his head during the trash compactor scene.

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Well since drafted into the army
I've found a new place to dwell
It's roaming all over the galaxy in a
white armoured shell,
and I'm feelin' so
 
I'm feelin' so clumsy, baby
I'm feelin' so clumsy
I'm feelin' so clumsy I could die.
 
I can't hit a damn thing with blasters
my helmet vision is poor
while coming into the room just then I
hit my head on the door,
and I'm feelin' so
 
I'm feelin' so clumsy, baby
I'm feelin' so clumsy
I'm feelin' so clumsy I could die.

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