[TF.N Main] [Contact Us]
[Songbook of the Whills - Main]
[Songbook of the Whills -  More]
[TFN FanFilms Now On YouTube.com]
[Popular Stories]
CEII: Jabba's Palace Reunion - Massive Guest Announcements

Star Wars Night With The Tampa Bay Storm Reminder

Stephen Hayford Star Wars Weekends Exclusive Art

ForceCast #251: To Spoil or Not to Spoil

New Timothy Zahn Audio Books Coming

Star Wars Celebration VII In Orlando?

May The FETT Be With You

Mimoco: New Mimobot Coming May 4th

[Jedi Council Forums]
Who Doesn't Hate Jar Jar anymore?

Fans who grew up with the OT-Do any of you actually prefer the PT?

Should darth maul have died?

What plotline, character or scene in the entire Saga irritates you the most?

The misconceptions you had about Star Wars, when you were a kid
There are no polls
currently operating
in this sector.
Please check
back soon.

View Poll Archives


All Shot Up (To: Elvis Presley's "All Shook Up")

Parody Lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh.

(As Sung by C3P0 on Bespin)

Episode: V


Well bless a-my soul, what's wrong with me?

My leg's in two pieces, and my arm's in three

I used to be together but I guess I'm not

I've been shot- I'm all shot up.


A huh-huh


Hey, yeah.


I seem to be broken on a garbage heap

Someone else can stand on my own two feet

I'm on a belt conveyor and it's getting hot

It's my lot- I'm all shot up.


A huh-huh


Hey, yeah.


Well, a bit of old plastic is what's on my mind

A little bit closer, I can kiss my behind

I found all the troopers- had to warn the rest

But one of them shot me right in the chest!


Well now I see Chewbacca giving Ugnaughts a scare

I'd wave to him but my hand is way over there

He'd better hurry if he wants to- save my butt

E'chuta! - I'm all shot up


A huh-huh


Hey, yeah, yeah.


Well, six million languages I know how to speak

And right now I couldn't even manage a squeak

The Wookiee prob'ly doesn't even know how I fit

but right at this moment I don't care a bit!


Now I'm broken in a box that's sitting down on the floor.

A couple of stormtroopers just threw Han in the door.

He says he's feeling terrible, I know how it is

I'm in bits- I'm all shot up.


A huh-huh


Hey, yeah.

A huh-huh


Hey, yeah- I'm all shot up!

[All Posters]
Luke Skywalker - Stand Up
Search For Posters, Cardboard Stand-Ups & T-Shirts!
Upcoming Birthdays
(next 10 days)
7/18 - TROOPS (1997)
7/19 - Mark Capri
7/22 - Rena Owen
7/22 - Terence Stamp
7/23 - John Dicks
7/27 - Donnie Yen
[Rebelscum.com - Star Wars Collecting]
[TheForce.Net - FanFilms]
[TheForce.Net - FanForce] [TheForce.Net - Fan Art]
TheForce.Net - Your Daily Dose of Star Wars
The Galaxy is Listening
[TF.N Main] [TF.N FAQ] [Contact Us]