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11

Help (To: The Beatles' "Help")

Parody lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh

(As sung by Luke, from Bespin weather vane).

Episode: V

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When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn't traveled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,

and now I've lost my sword.

 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!

 

Oh boy, how things have changed in oh so many ways

Looking down, I think my hand just vanished in the haze.

This weather vane I'm on, it doesn't feel secure

I know that I just need you like I've never done before

 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!

 

When I was younger, so much younger than today

I hadn't travelled all around this place far, far away.

But now those days are gone, I'm not so self-assured

I've been had, and Darth's my Dad,

and now I've lost my sword.

 

Help me Obi-Wan, I've fallen down

And it's such a bloody long way to the ground

I think my hand is at the lost and found

Won't you please, please help me!

Help me

Help me!!!

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