Parody lyrics copyright 1997 by Steven Cavanagh
Notes: One of my favourites- it follows both the original song and the RotJ scene very closely.
Episode: VI
THE SCENE: underneath the landing platform at the Endor garrisson. An AT-AT
clanks up and Luke is delivered into the hands of Darth Vader.
Vader: "Good work, commander. Leave us; conduct your search and bring his
companions to me".
<They turn and walk along the corridor. Vader turns to Luke as music starts>.
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Vader: I got kills, they're multiplyin'
And to rule is my goal
When I'm Emp'ror, we'll be smilin'
It's electrifyin!
Luke: You better shape up
'Cause my Dad's in there.
Yes, I feel the good in you
You better shape up
You cut off my hand,
but my heart is just as true.
Vader: Join me, son!
Luke: Dad, I came back here for you!
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
<Vader ignites Luke's saber>
Vader: I see you've made a new weapon <saber retracts with a hiss>
And I'm so proud of you
but the Dark Side holds my affection... <door slides open>
Walk this way...
Luke: You better shape up
You were Anakin
You can still be sanctified!
Vader: You better shape up
You learned much from Ben
but you don't know the Dark Side!
It's too late!
Luke: Then my father's truly died!
You're the one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, sonny!
The one that I want
hoo hoo hoo, the one I need
Oh yes indeed!
<Repeat Chorus>