War Droid (To: "Rawhide")

Parody lyrics copyright 1999 by Steven Cavanagh

Date: June 1999

Episode: I

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Rollin', Rollin', Rollin,

Death is going bowling

Whatcha want a hole in?

War Droid!

Of the Federation

With shielding generation

And sensors not easy to avoid!

They always serve their masters

with double heavy blasters

They're useful on things you want destroyed.

 

Roll along

(Blow 'em up!)

Blow 'em up

(Roll along!)

Roll along

(Blow 'em up!)

War Droid!

 

Hunt 'em down

(Do 'em in!)

Do 'em in

(Hunt 'em down!)

Hunt 'em down

Do 'em in, War Droid!

 

Shootin', shootin', shootin',

Targets are computin'

Send the Jedi scootin',

War Droid!

Nothing sends 'em runnin'

but a moronic Gungan

who makes your sense of disbelief annoyed!

 

So if you want some killin'

The Droidekas are willin'

to send your target into the void.

 

Roll along

(Blow 'em up!)

Blow 'em up

(Roll along!)

Roll along

(Blow 'em up!)

War Droid!

 

Hunt 'em down

(Do 'em in!)

Do 'em in

(Hunt 'em down!)

Hunt 'em down

Do 'em in, War Droid...

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WAR DROID!