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EXCELLENT, as much fun as blowing up a Death Star!



GOOD, as much fun as choking Jabba to death, just the nagging detail that you're still chained to him. Bummer.



FAIR, like having a lightsaber fight with Vader. You get a few good hits in, but you get your hand whacked off. Better luck next time!





POOR, a real Sister Kisser. Sure, it's Star Wars, but it makes you want to kiss a wookiee instead.



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