Wookieeleaks Drama Heats Up Again Posted By Eric on December 8, 2010
If you're following the current Wikileaks controversy, you won't be surprised to hear that its Star Wars equivalent, Wookieleaks, has also taken off again. Syfy's Blastr blog points us to some of the top-secret revelations that strike them as most salacious -- and I don't mean Crumb.
Every large organization has those things it'd rather keep from the rank and file, be it the Galactic Empire, the Rebellion or the Jedi Academy—and thanks to the latest Twitter meme, here are the juiciest Star Wars secrets to come down the pike.
Here are a few of their favorites:
@MaxReboYouKnow: Death Star construction oversight committee recognized vulnerable defense point in exhaust port, considered it "secure"
@monkeyflungpoo: Mos Eisley Space Port security officials admit to ethnic profiling, and enhanced patdowns of Sand People.
@InfinityLounge: No female officer present during interview of Princess Leia on Death Star. Amnesty International "concerned"
@bryanQmiller: Leia knew
And of course...
@deathspal: Ballistics report show Greedo's gun never fired
To add my own "Wookieeleak" to the mix, I've heard that the coordinator of this movement is none other than Julian Assange Ventress. Sorry, that was too easy! Anyway, if you want to discover other shocking things about the Star Wars galaxy, follow the #Wookieeleaks Twitter hashtag. Just remember to clear your search history in case the Empire comes knocking at your door!