TheToque.Com has a funny parody article about a Jedi telling the woes of raising a Padawan:
The Jedi apprentice is young Keef Ob Jay, an orphan who lost his parents when the Empire destroyed their falumpaset ranch.
Orn-Pay believes not having an adequate support system is part of the problem of being both mentor and guardian.
"It can be tough, trying to train an apprentice on your own," said Orn-Pan. "I'm responsible for absolutely everything, from making sure he has enough to eat to washing his tunic. I just wish I didn't put Keef's tunic it in wish those red leg-warmers--now the frickin' thing is pink. Now I'll have to give it to [Luke] Skywalker's kid."
Being a jedi knight/father can be trying sometimes.
"Fortunately, using a few simple mind tricks, I can still get Keef to eat his vegetables. At least for now."
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