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Funny Yoda Facts

Posted By Mike on May 13, 2008

A funny new site has popped up that features reader submitted Yoda facts that are very much like the Chuck Norris Facts that have been making the rounds for years now. Click here to check out YodaFacts.com with such gems as:

"Yoda doesn't listen to music, it's the music that listens to Yoda."

And

"If it's hairy like a Wookie, if it growls like a Wookie and if it's tall like a Wookie but Yoda tells you it's an Ewok, then it's an Ewok."

Thanks to Phil for the link!

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