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The Mara Jade swim suit issue
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"Suggest a New CG Character" Contests
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Each week, you get a flash cartoon in which Lucas answers an email in a humorous way.
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by Inebriated Wyrm

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pictures of Natalie Portman at that nude beach
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Vote on what Boba Fett's line will be in Episode III
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by Andakin

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by Dex1138

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by Porto John

The droids we're looking for.
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The answers to next week's "Top 46".
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A behind the scenes look at the making of the "Making of Episode I" featurette.
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A sneak-preview of the newest Star Wars books. And they're all crap!
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A stripped-down version of TF.N's caption contest.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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random port-o-pottie sightings
by edwardo

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by Unvirgin Me Elmo

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by Unvirgin Me Elmo

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by Sephiroth

The exclusive "Whack a Wookie" game
by Sephiroth

And TFN crashes from the amount of "Natalie Portman/Taun We 'Special Images'" Top 46 entries submitted
by Kenya Starflight

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by grob

Fun interactive games like "Where's Windu?"
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by grob

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Inside George's Wardrobe: 1,138 flannel shirts, fully digitized
by Edgar Greyshadow

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by grob

Wookie translater.
by grob

Lyrics to all of the Max Rebo Band's greatest hits.
by grob

Scratch and sniff section. Really experience the stench of a Tauntaun.
by grob

Section to keep everyone updated on the progress of Star Wars Galaxies. Next week, an editorial on how they make the colors look so damn cool!
by grob

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by grob

All new "Aliens Unmasked" section.
by grob

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Weekly installments of "Star Wars Cribs." This week, as in depth look inside George Lucas's flannel closet.
by grob

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by Chris Knight

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Vote on the title of Episode III. (Disclaimer at bottom of page: Your vote will not in any way be taken into consideration. Haha.)
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by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

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the one thing every guy seems to want: Taun We pictures. ( Seriously, what is the deal??)
by darth_vaderess

Members will be allowed to use George Lucas as a job reference.
by Grand Moff Brykoe

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by Jedi Beluga

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some power couplings
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they're going to set it up where every dime you pay they give you a sentence of their weekly updates.
by edwardo

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by Llama Face

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by RU ARTOO?

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by RU ARTOO?

A "Top Forty-SEVEN List"
by Davidw

spoiler content for episode IV- er, wait.
by RU ARTOO?

Taun We Bikini pix. 'nuff said.
by Brian

A feeling of shame.
by RU ARTOO?

Jango Fett's Clone-a-Trooper offer
by Brian

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by Darth Starkiller?

A virtual tour of George's Flannel closet (requires flash 9 and a pentium 3.0 ghz processor)
by Brian

Pics of Leia in that gold bikini.
by Bandit Keith

Jawa Tossing!
by Brian

Taun We lingere pix!
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Attack of the Clones : Good Version
by Trev

The Adopt a Fett clone orphanage page
by Brian

Mad lib script for episodes 7,8 and 9
by Brian

a Tour of the George Lucas Laundry and Game room
by Brian

R2's bikini pix ( gotcha!)
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The word "Content" doesn't work really....
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'Exclusive' Princess Leia Shots
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool

A knight with Ewan McGregor's kilt...
by Falred

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by TeK

A complete list of all the things R2-D2 is really saying. And wow its not gonna be pretty.
by Darth Steve.

The recipe for blue milk.
by Darth Steve.

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by Darth SARS

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by Luke Froghopper

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by Luke Froghopper

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by Obi One over it

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by ihearthayden

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by DarthEvan

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by DarthEvan

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by Big Tex

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by bearded_one

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by Chad Evans

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by Lord Demeos

Finger pulling tactics (It had to get in somehow ok? :P)
by Darth Roach

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by Amythest

The new, controversial idea of a "How to Get A Life" section is being discussed at Sw.com for after Episode 3.
by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

I'm doing this because of my obsession with Python, alhough I am a one-joke monkey fan.
by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

I might actually get a post in the main setion for all this Spamming
by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

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by Squirrel of Death

Top 46 submissions for all those guys who just aren't that funny!
by jedich

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by Leiaway

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by Leiaway

Whatever it is, Taun We won't have anything to do with it.
by Darth Finklebert

The Star Wars Holiday Special complete with audio commentary
by Friggin Jawas

uhh... Taun We in a bikini?
by Kupokpok

Hourly updates on how Ep. III is going (includes minutely detailed descriptions of George Lucas' coffee breaks.)
by Nemesis

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by Fwiffo- still insane

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by TheMagicBagel

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The Truth about a Galaxy Far Far Away.
by neo_jedi

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The - Am I a Jedi Test.
by neo_jedi

You can order special Headphones, which translate the Jar Jar Babble into more understandable Yoda speaking - for 10% less, that is.
by neo_jedi

A clone of George Lucas.
by Jedigrandmaster

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A clone of Darth Vader.
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by Jedigrandmaster

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by Hezts Bered

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by Jedigrandmaster

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by Randall Flagg

Everything they know has already leaked.
by Randall Flagg

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by edwardo

On the upside, Carrie Fisher will dance at your bachelor party on a gold bikini. On the downside, Carrie Fisher is well over 50 years old by now.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

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by neo_jedi

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by gooddude

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by Ryan W

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by Ryan W

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by Luke Skylimper

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by MrBeanTroll

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by Lay'ren

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by Dude, that's just wrong.

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"SW: Holiday Special" fanfiction section
by Jim Jar Jarmush

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George Lucas gets more money.
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by mr bubbles

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by Bud.

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by edwardo

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by Bud.

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by The Jedi Master Tailor

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by Mister 3-D

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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Naked pictures of Taun We (Hey, somebody has to keep it going)
by Lighthammer72

A link to TheForce.net
by sheepbitter

No, not fanfiction. Georgefiction.
by ewanspotter

A Top Forty-Seven List. (Why not?)
by Britta

Previously unreleased Taun We and Aayla Secura glamour photo shoot renderings.
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by GodofDeath

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by Emperor Palpatim

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by Mirasha D'ukal

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by wook

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by kyle katarn

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by Chris Seavor

The long sort after "What the HELL was George thinking?!?" section
by snowdog83

The Answer to the Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything
by snowdog83

Compromising photos of Jar-Jar
by snowdog83

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by Darth Steve

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by Darth Steve

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by jakbrown22

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by Darth Steve

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by Zarm R'keeg

The FUNNY Top 46 entries.
by Gamingboy

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by Jedi Duritz

Using break-through ILM technology, George Lucas performs every role himself...
by Talon Banewulf

Smack Jar Jar with the force, page
by Obi-Wan Brandini

Galactic lingure modeled by Mara Jade, Pademe Amidala and Taun We
by The Red Legionnaire

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by ickabod147

A 'George's Links' page, featuring THEFORCE.NET
by IndySolo

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by guitar chyck

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by A chance to get this in!!!

Bob A. Fat
by more clone submissions

A contest for a night out with Taun We
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

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by TheLegendaryChosenOne

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by luke armstrong

And the server explodes with uncensored Taun We jokes...
by Peter Tutham

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by Peter Tutham

He's got a black voice, give him a mask!: The untold story of Star Wars and Racism
by Peter Tutham

The exact up to date money counter on how much George Lucas has made from geeks like us!
by Peter Tutham

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by Peter Tutham

What Episode 2 would be like with good acting.
by Peter Tutham

Natalie Portman Clones ... :)
by neo_jedi

Little Orphan Annie's Secret Decoder Ring...
by Daniel Glasglow

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by Kaial SkyWolf

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by Ben S. Gaulk

A list of hints and tricks to get your humor submission accepted.
by Princess1

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by SailorJedi

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by count dookie

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by great canadian jedi

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by Jeff GoodSmith

A T-Shirt saying "I'm with George"
by Jeff GoodSmith

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by good dude

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by TheLegendaryChosenOne

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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George's Plaid of the Week..
by Ken Benobi

an online store/catalog of exclusively plaid clothing
by cuisinart_007

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by Rurouni Jedi

The complete guide to George Lucas's flannel collection
by Rurouni Jedi

Pics of Natalie from "Celebrity Skin".... :D
by Shadowtrooper

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by Inebriated Wyrm

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by ThePodsquad

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by Dark Padme

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by Qui-Gon Tim

Thankfully, no further film nudity by Ewan McGregor.
by Qui-Gon Tim

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by Qui-Gon Tim

Pix of Princess Leia sunbathing
by Big D

Mara Jade lap dance. (Sorry, couldn't resist)
by doggans

Previews of Episode IV, oh wait
by SealyJedi

Exclusive Gulf ... I mean Clone War Coverage
by SealyJedi

Leia's Golden Bra
by Venom

Luke's disembodied hand (both of them).
by Venom

The "Better than the Original Trilogy and LOTR combined" version of Phantom Menace, with the only Gungans in sight on the Jedi Temple menu.
by empirestrikes

An April Fools Joke where Lucas actually can search your hard-drive
by SirNi

once a year there will be a swimsuit edition with Taun We on the cover.
by mike of ash

Natalie Portman modeling SW swimwear. (gold bikinis, anyone?)
by LeeKenobi

The other, more exciting Padme cut-scenes.
by Darth Hack

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by Darth Hack

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by Darth Hack

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by CornOnTheCobKenobi

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by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

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by Darth Emo

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by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

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by Will-Mun

Live chats with Rick Maculla: "And so I said to george, 'oh f***k it., we don't need to pay the D***m Jawas anymore than the rest of the F****ing extras!'"
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by Grim Melee

An exclusive lap dance by Jabba the Hutt ! Watch those rolls jiggle !
by BrenDarklighter

Episode I - The Phantom Menace : Good Version
by DarthQueeg

Tasteful Anakin - Jar-Jar love scene from Episode II
by DarthQueeg

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by Rurouni Jedi

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by matrix_superfan

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Streaming video of Lucas sitting on a mountian of cash eating a fudgesicle
by hairlesswookie

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by Grego

Chemical analysis of the eopie's fart from Menace
by Denim_Jedi

Extended footage of Jar Jar's tongue caught in various predicaments
by Denim_Jedi

Weekly chats with George where he takes advice for how to write Episode III
by Denim_Jedi

Deleted footage of the cantina operator calling for stormtroopers after Han blasts Greedo
by Denim_Jedi

The infamous N'sync cameo scenes
by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Denim_Jedi

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by MoronDude

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by Denim_Jedi

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by Jedi Matt

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by Darth Pain!

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by coran thulle

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by jack

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by jack

The reason for Anakin's turn to the Dark Side? GL makes him wear a flannel cloak.
by Talon Banewulf

GL secretly worships Al Borlin.
by Talon Banewulf

Barf - "They've gone to plaid!"
by Talon Banewulf

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by Darth Bane

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by Darth Rwgen

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by Darth

Secret online Star Wars auctions featuring items swiped from Skywalker Ranch
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Oh, yeah. That'll go over well on dates. "Not only do I regularly visit a Star Wars website, but I pay to do it! Wait...where are you going?"
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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

The droids the Stormtroopers were looking for.
by Kenpasck

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Maybe subscribers will get a Top 46 contest.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by Jedi Elizabeth

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by sashask8ter

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by Balthazar

Taun We vs. Padme wrestling-in-baby-oil pictures
by Balthazar

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by Balthazar

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The secret Jedi training that allows a Master to fade away when he dies.
by Darth Hack

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by Darth Hack

A sneak peek into the three rooms that Geroge Lucas uses to store his vast flannel attire.
by Darth Hack

Directions for mixing Rubie Bliels.
by Darth Hack

maybe these guys'll do my laudry.
by Rogue_0009

Jar-Jar shooting gallery
by Jedi Tim

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by ben_hollingbery@hotmail.com

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by evilgenius

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an indepth preview of how Jar Jar will die.
by Cr33dos3

hinting that Jar Jar will die
by Cr33dos3

"Special" Images section
by STONE

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by goshdarnstud

nothing (Lucas just wants more money)
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by georgie girl

OK, how many people said "Kaked Pics of Taun We"?
by Davidw

OK, how many people said "Naked Pics of Taun We"?
by Davidw

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The Journal of The Whills
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"How To Isolate Your Homeworld" by Lama Su.
by Simon H. Johansen

Well, we all know it will be 21+ content in certain states...
by Zedium

The explanation of what it is between star wars fans and Taun We.
by Nexus

Tell me who the hell howard the duck is.
by Nexus

Propoganda hate material towards theonering.com
by Darth Ignorance

WOOKIE PRON!!!!
by Alexi Fett

"Exclusive" pics of Leia..by the way, how long has this topic been up here?!
by Nym

Tips for getting on with your life after Episode 3 is out
by SealyJedi

the words to Max Rebo's songs
by bela

the words and music to Max Rebo's songs
by bela

Faster loading times with even less content!!!, all you have to do is have a credit card, an uncanny love for starwars, and a soul.....
by duo

Nude pictures of Anakin and Padme on their beach vacation honeymoon. Vulgar, yes I know.
by 006

See Leia, see Leia strip, see Leia....
by Chewbacca

A captions section updated far more often than theforce.net's
by BJ Aeros

Ceramic jars of honey, for no apparent reason, with the word honey on the side of the jar, spelled "hunny," also for no apparent reason. Disney unhappy, but not willing to sue.
by stephenhero

Your name on the Members List
by Vinny

All the news about SW 5 seconds before everybody else!
by Vinny

Downloadable wallpaper featuring R2-D2. But not just ANY wallpaper featuring R2-D2; it will also have Baker's signature on it! Ooh!
by Deek

The ability to log on on Thursday afternoon and find the humor section updated.
by The Redundant Copycat

by The Redundant One

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by The Redundant One

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by Copycat

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by The Redundant One

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by Copycat

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by The Redundant One

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by Copycat

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by The Redundant One

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!!
by Copycat

Humor updated ON TIME!!!!! (Should be easier now that there is balance in the Force between Copycat and The Redundant One).
by The Redundant Copycat

You mean the Redundant One and Copycat.
by The Redundant One

No I don't.
by Copycat

Yes you do.
by The Redundant One

Let's stop bothering the TFN humor editor. He needs to update the Top 46 list.
by Copycat

OK.
by The Redundant One

The secret where abouts of Saddam and Osama
by RU ARTOO?

Ewoks with decapitating action to reenact a violent scene from some fan fiction thing!
by DarthEvan

Buy 9 products online, get the 10th one for just 1 penny!
by UHFett

"Ask the jedi Council really tough questions"
by Star Wars Nostradamus

Dancing Jar Jar
by Star Wars Nostradamus

A Good "Top 46" List
by Star Wars Nostradamus

Special DVD: Episode 2 1/2; where anakin gets his groove back. HA! as if...
by rancortooth

L314 PR0N! W00T!
by Bad King Gambrinus

P4DM3 PR0N! W00T!
by Bad King Gambrinus

ST4R W4RS P0RN! W00T!
by Bad King Gambrinus

Special WWJD( what would jedi do) page to tell you what jedi would if in your situation such as.....
by swdude

FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Online sabacc tournaments
by Grand Moff Brykoe

A REGULAR humor segment...
by SecretAgentBat

Yoda. Naked. Web-Cam. 24-7.
by Persephone

Free course:'Jedi Mind Control Made Easy"
by Mister 3-D

A trivia contest, and the winner will decide which major character will be offed in the next movie. (No, Hayden Christensen is not an option. It has to be a CHARACTER, not actor.)
by padme_amidala_19

Some nanochlorides, so that with proper breeding you ancestors could in like 4000 years become Jedi too.
by neo_jedi

george puts up a poster o ep 3 and puts in small print "not the origional thinking "only fools read the small print"
by galaleio

Early registration for a "kiss me here spot" on Lucas's ass, after the script for episode 3 gets positive reviews..
by jedimonkey

The real updates, the ones that actually get onto the exclusive content site on time, instead of the delay-lagged version the rest of us (im)patiently endure...
by Lily Fantome, the Menace