Star Wars better than LOTR!?! Saruman can kick Count Dooku's butt any day!
by Ersh

Better than LOTR??? If Peter Jackson directed Star Wars, then that statement might be true!
by Ersh

No, it should be "Top Forty-Six Reasons LOTR is Better Than Star Wars!"
by Ersh

Just when you start to mov fast you go and pull something like this stupid piece of... oh neve mind. Rock On LOTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LOTR/SW FAN

Star Wars has 46 reasons it is better than LOTR,which dosen't even have 1 reason.
by kenObi won Kenobi

Hello? Hayden Christensen AND Ewan McGregor.
by Anakin Fiired

The Sith don't need no stinking
by Harsh Raider

The Sith don't need no stinking Ring of Power to show people who's the boss!
by Harsh Raider

Better CGI Characters....oh wait, ways *Star Wars* is better than *LotR*.....
by KyleKatarn7

Midgets with jewelry... Hot padawans with "big laser swords" ... enough said
by Jedi Psyche

Obi-wan can kick Gandalf's rear end.
by Jedi nighty-night

well.... i sort of like lord of the rings
by bexter

Lightsabers
by Jedistooge

I dunno, that Liv Tyler's got it goin' on too.
by Linus

Yoda!!!
by Fiddlesticks66

That awesome actor who played 8 year old Darth Vader, Jar Jar Binks, a great name for Episode II, and 43 ewoks.
by Ben S. Gaulk

ONE WORD: YODA
by Jedi Ottolam

Ewoks vs Hobbits: Heck the lil furry things kicked the Empires butt!
by Jedi Ottolam

2 Words: Natalie Portman!
by Jedi Jorall

In Star Wars, the short guy kicks ass. In LotR, the short guy needs a box.
by LukeHamill

It has a Christmas special!
by JerseyPhoenix

My editor looks like Frodo. My editor is evil. Thus, Frodo is evil.
by overworked stalker

Elijah Wood
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

IT'S FREAKING STAR WARS!!!!!!
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon and Dejour

Wookie Bowcasters are MUCH more powerful than Elven Bows
by King Barfest

Our villainous Christopher Lee is better than your villainous Christopher Lee!
by Jenakin

Unlike Gandalf, Obi-Wan does more than make rooms brighter
by Skychrono

This one's for the girls: Star Wars has Harrison Ford, Hayden Christensen, AND Ewan McGregor. LOTR has... lots and lots of orcs.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

The droids are slightly less annoying than Merry and Pippin
by Skychrono

LOTR is actually a rip-off of Spaceballs viewed by Tolkien's psychic powers. Thus, LOTR is vicariously a rip-off of Star Wars and therefore owes its existence to the Saga.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

LOTR has Frodo's stupid glowing sword thingy. SW has LIGHTSABERS!
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

WHY DON'T HOBBITS WEAR SHOES?!?!?!?!?!?!?
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

LOTR SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Cannon fodder troop methods: Clones are cooler than having to torture poor elves.
by King Barfest

The force is the ultimate power, while the ring does little more than compliment a fancy outfit.
by Skychrono

The music in Star Wars is known the world over. Did LOTR even have music?
by Skychrono

The shortest character in Star Wars is in the best lightsabre duel!
by padme_amidala_19

Instead of the movies deviating from the books, the books deviate from the movies.
by Rin

In Star Wars, Christopher Lee is the evil right hand man of a whole person, not a flaming eye!
by padme_amidala_19

In LOTR, the main villian is an eye. Ooh, an eye! I'm so scared!
by Rin

SW has Christopher Lee in it!
by Vesp

Not only does SW have boybands in it, in Ep3, Anakin is the lead singer in one!!
by Vesp

star Warz rulez!1!!111 LOTR suxxors!!11!1 lol ^-^
by Rin

It takes the Fellowship months to not cross a continent. It takes Han minutes to cross a solar system.
by Rin

Star Wars: Chicks with blasters. LOTR: Chicks with swords. Who'd win at ten paces?
by Wilhelmina

Natalie Portman.
by Rin

The Star Wars fansite has this really cool humor editor...
by Wilhelmina

A lightsaber could vaporize Anduril.
by Rin

LOTR: A rag-tag group of misfits fights an evil army in order to throw a ring in a volcano. SW: A rag-tag group of misfits fights an evil army and throws a torpedo into a thermal exhaust port.
by Rin

Which sounds cooler? "The Force" or "Elf magic"?
by Rin

More midgets!
by Rin

The plot doesn't revolve around jewelery.
by Rin

Sam and Frodo. What's that all about??
by Ewwww

The storyline DOESN'T revolve around a piece of jewelry.
by Master Nick

Star Wars has a whopping TWO African Americans.
by Rin

Well it's obviously not better because of it's award winning diologue...
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

Hmmm... the special effects are debatable...
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

Wait! There's Harrison Ford!
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

But then again LoTR has Vigo...
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

But SW also had Ewan...
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

Can't we all just get along?
by Rin

I just can't do it...I just can't... Hot Elf boy in chocolate syrup... drool...
by Emperoress Palpatine

Able to concentrate on the plot due to lack of hot elves.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Seats in theater are nice and dry.
by Emperoress Palpatine

It takes half as much time to type "SW" than it takes to type "LOTR".
by Rin

Wilhelm!!!! oh wait...damn...umm...give me a minute...CHRISTOPHER LEE!!!! oh wait...umm.....uhh...crap....
by I have a name?

And handsome. He's cool and handsome.
by Wilhelmina

Did I mention witty? Cool, handsome, and witty.
by Wilhelmina

Did I mention punctual? Cool, handsome, witty, and punctual.
by Wilhelmina

George has better fashion sense than PJ. Mmm, flannel.
by Wilhelmina

LOTR doesn't have a Holiday Special.
by Wilhelmina

And modest. I mean, I bet he'd never allow something that bespoke his manifold good qualities to appear on the net, because he's just like that. Cool, handsome, witty, punctual, and modest.
by Wilhelmina

In Star Wars, Christopher Lee was beaten by an ass-kicking Jedi named Yoda. In LOTR, he was beaten by a slow-moving tree named.... oh, who cares what his name was. HE WAS A TREE, for crying out loud!!
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli

Atleast our CGI isn't phsychotic and can whoop sith butt himself.
by Admiral Abbott

The cracks of doom are conveniently located indoors.
by Rin

Racial stereotypes are far more overt.
by Rin

we tells jar-jar to go away, and away he goes! free! free! star wars is free!
by rufus333

The Dark One doesn't hold a candle to the Flanneled One.
by Rin

Didn't you hear? Orcs have been named more incompetent than stormtroopers.
by Rin

The owner of a lightsaber is much better than the owner of an elf dagger!
by Rin

Ancent weapons and hokey religions ain't no match for a good blaster at your side.
by Rin

Star Wars fans aren't obligated to read the books.
by Rin

Yoda could could kick Frodo' butt any day!
by Man from Mars

Cut off Sauron's hand, he goes home and spends thousands of years convalescing. Cut off Ani's hand, he becomes a powerful Sith. Cut off his hand AGAIN, he single-handedly (ha!) defeats the Emperor.
by Wilhelmina

You can't kill monsters with ring.
by Little Green Man

2 trilogies instead of one!
by Darin Marrs

No Leia in bikini in LOTR!
by Fluke Starbucker

Three words: Slave Girl Outfit
by JediPat

The only "hokey religion" is the Force.
by Prizm

six movies are better than three
by Tara Wan Kenobi

In order to really under stand Star wars, you dont have to learn thousands of names of influencial people, ledgenardy places and weapons.... oh wait, yes you do!
by Tara Wan Kenobi

At least Yoda doesn't wander around saying "My Precious"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

The swishing of lighsabers is way better than the clanging of swords
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Chances are Anakin does not have hairy feet
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Crap Gollum's grammar is
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Vader doesn't have to tell the world what colour he wears.
by Tara Wan Kenobi

When vader wants and army, he just cloners them, when saroun wants an army, he has to go through the whole "born of the earth....." crap
by Tara Wan Kenobi

The reluctant hero (Luke) took a woman with him on his journey!
by Tara Wan Kenobi

There is not "Scruffy looking nerf hearders" in LOTR
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Luke and Han didn't take a horse with them (but they did take chewie)
by Tara Wan Kenobi

No one cried like big babies when Obi Wan died
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Leia didn't have to give Han her immortality before they could be together
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Yoda kicked Christopher Lees' ass. Gollum hasn't even seen Christopher Lees yet
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Luke destroyed an Empire. Frodo destroyed a teeny tiny little ring
by Tara Wan kenobi

Good luck trying to get warp speed on a horse
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Star Wars' cuddly character - Chewbacca. Lord of the rings cuddly character - Sean Astin. I think chewie wins....
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Luke's second cousin, twice removed (on his mothers side) didn't tag along and almost get every one killed
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Luke didn't have to look into a bowl of water to see what would happen if he failed his quest
by Tara Wan Kenobi

LOTR doesn't have bright orange jumpsuits
by Tara Wan Kenobi

"This is not the ring you are looking for" just would not work
by Tara Wan Kenobi

No Enya theme songs
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Two Words: Ewan McGregor
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Lucas' kids in EP2 is not nearly as obvious as Peter Jackson's kids in FOTR and TTT
by Tara Wan Kenobi

George Lucas is not a brand of Australian cigarettes (whereas Peter Jackson's are)
by Tara Wan Kenobi

George Lucas wears shoes
by Tara Wan Kenobi

No boring ass dwarfs
by Tara Wan Kenobi

In LOTR, short guys with pointy ears run away like pansies at the sight of danger. In Star Wars, short guys with pointy ears KICK ASS!!!!
by Foxbatkllr

Annoyances. Star Wars has Jar Jar. LOTR has Sean Astin. Suddenly, Jar Jar doesn't seem so bad....
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Jedi's actully shave...
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Obi Wan can move things with the force. Gandalf needs a big stick
by Tara Wan Kenobi

There are no gold bikinis in LOTR
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Star Wars sucks.
by Peter Jackson

by Tara Wan Kenobi

No one calls Luke "Mr Luke"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

There isn o blue milk in middle earth
by Tara Wan Kenobi

In star wars books, they can get through a chapter with out amusing themselfs with a song
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Do you want to see Leia with barely anything on or Golem? Nuff Said
by BIG DEE

The "Ultimate Power In the Universe" is approximatley 1,000,000,000,000 times bigger than something that makes you vanish and only gives you middle earth.
by BIG DEE

Two words: Leia's bikini!
by Chad Evans

The Emperor has an apprentice in a walking iron lung. Sauron has a ring.
by Chad Evans

Blue milk would make Elvish parties more mellow.
by Chad Evans

Sauron wants to rule the world. The Emperor just blasts it.
by Chad Evans

Lightsabers don't break!
by Chad Evans

In Star Wars, even if you have to accomplish your quest alone, you can still take your droid.
by Chad Evans

Cheesy "All Your Base" references will never run out
by Eh?

Stormtroopers don't drool.
by Chad Evans

Lightsabers! For god's sake! LIGHTSABERS!
by Chris (Obi-Wan) Gelderd

five words No big eyed little people
by WHOO hooo they updated

Liv Tyler with pointy ears, hah...Natalie Portman with THO
by Higja Vinew

The LOTR humor editor only updates his site once every six months.
by Higja Vinew

We never find out who Frodo's father is
by Padawan Drew

the books aren't already out, so you don't know everything that happens.
by lauren

Cause we have Christopher Lee... Ah, crap...
by Jerad Bailey

Whlie Gollum and Yoda may be related, one has a lightsaber.
by Kupokpok

Because Star Wars midgets wear cool cloaks... ah, crap.
by Jerad Bailey

They use real midgets instead of shrinking Elijah Wood
by Bob Fett

In Star Wars, Christopher Lee plays this awesome bad guy . . . oh, wait
by Bob Fett

Because
by Cyno01

Wookies live and play in the Ents
by Bob Fett

Star Wars could really happen
by Bob Fett

The Force, lightsabers, Darth Vader, the Jedi...and STARSHIPS!!!!
by Nym

Palpatine could totally take Sauron - and Voldemort, too
by Bob Fett

To fantasize you are the hero, in Star Wars, you have to be whiny; in LOTR, you have to be short and hairy - which do you choose?
by Bob Fett

Leia's Slave Outfit and Padme's Episode II Outfits vs a fully clothed Arwen. I rest my case.
by Jabba the Hatt

Star Wars uses the metric system.
by MooVolong

How can anything in LOTR compare to the scene in Star Wars when Bill Pullman bests Dark Helmet and gets the Princess?
by Bob Fett

Ewan McGregor has such a pretty singing voice
by Bob Fett

When Frodo puts on The Ring, all I can hear is Mel Brooks saying "Use the Schwartz"
by Bob Fett

Frodo is not good not evil, Vader just Kills
by Axel "Jedi" Tha Axe

I never saw any Muppets in LOTR. Muppets rock!
by Christopher Pyne

'Meesa Smeagol. Meesa yousa humble servant.'
by Yoda Soup

There were no AT-AT's at Helm's Deep, were there? Hmmm?
by Yoda Soup

Our mass produced killing machines are cleaner and have better manners than the LOTR equvilant.
by Janson's Funny Twin

Obi-wan's hair still looks soft and managable even after fighting on every planet this side of the Kessel Run. Aragorn's? Ha!
by Janson's Funny Twin

Star Wars doesn't have any prissy elf.
by Janson's Funny Twin

But it does have a prissy droid.
by Janson's Funny Twin

It's not.
by Anonymous

because our fanboys are geekier
by sithlord

IT'S NOT!!!!! YOU SERIOUSLY INSULT ME!!!
by Elros

IT'S NOT!!!!! LotR IS BETTER AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE! YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!i still like sw, though..
by Elros

JAR-JAR!! No, wait...
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

WHY DO YOU PURPOSELY CAUSE STRIFE BETWEEN LOTR AND SW FANS???? LOTR IS BETTER! I HOPE YOU GET A MILLION SUBMISSIONS DEFENIDING LOTR!
by Someone who knowz about LotR & SW

I'm going to court!
by Someone who knowz about LotR & SW

Three words: No Liv Tyler
by Oxymoron

I HATE YOU!
by Guy who know that LotR is better

I *STILL* HATE YOU!
by Guy who knowS that LotR is better

Legolas is hotter than Anakin...
by LovzLotR

No original books to compare the movies to (i.e. No crap like "Yoda was older than that!" and "Ewoks aren't supposed to be cute!"
by SKYHOPP867

Frodo - little ring. Luke - father. 'Nuff said.
by Fungus

We can think of 46 reasons instead of 10!
by Gamingboy

No one runs after Darth Vader shouting "Fireworks, Vader! fireworks!"
by poz

No little green muppets speaking in backward sentences
by James Fett

two words: The Force
by Jaro Waren

Two words: HAN SOLO!
by Mark Vaughan

46???? WHY 46????? How about 42!!!!!!!!!
by Fwiffo

Being killed by a laser shot in the arm makes a little more sense then dying after being missed by an arrow.
by Master Fwiffo

Star Wars fans actualy make top ten lists about this stuff.
by Master Fwiffo

chakotrek@yahoo.com
by Chako

A movie every 3 years... spreads out the fun!
by Vinny

A movie every 3 years... more time to do quality work, with top notch actors!
by Vinny

Jar Jar Binks? Uh, no.
by DX-66

Hobbits. Magic rings. Unrealistic, they are. Make Yoda giggle, they do.
by dx3

Yoda vs. Gollum - Yoda doesn't need therapy.
by dx3

Carrie Fisher. Nuff said, right?
by David Fett

Lightsabers vs. Swords who would win? you be the judge
by ryan

In LOTR, only 3 of the swords glow. In Star WArs ALL of the swords glow.
by Zarm R'keeg

Saruman has a lightsaber in starwars
by Kami

Its not just a movie...its a lifestyle.
by snowdog83

Lightsabers!
by Darth Hack

Because fan based Star Wars web sites only need to update their humor section every couple of months.
by Chase Peterson

Because the people who run the Star Wars fan based web sites can put up with the all the crap the readers give them about updates.:)
by Chase Peterson

SW is better cause of the short guys... Frodo- disappears with Ring. R2- dispenses beer. Which do you choose?
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

Hobbits are worthless, astrodroids rock.
by Ajent Orenj

I agree with the Humor Editor on this one. Natalie Prtman takes the cake. Even Jar Jar is better, though good ol' crappy actor (HAYDEN C.!!!!!) is almost beat out by Leg-less Joe, the blonde
by JediKaputski77

Time to kick you off of your high horse, mano. You forgot to update the button. It still says top ten.
by JediKaputski77

Unlike LotR, Star Wars has more species. And glowing swords. There's no way you can beat glowing swords man....
by Wenelda

Darth in leather pants. Enough said.
by Steve.

It's easier to find nudie pics of Natalie Portman on the net than it is for Liv Tyler.
by Macaroni Penguin

Gandalf got defeated by Christopher Lee. Christopher Lee got defeated by Yoda. End of story.
by Macaroni Penguin

mara jade
by mad monkey

In Star Wars you can actually understand what the characters are talking about.
by T-Burns

"So, Frodo, you call THAT a glowing sword? *ignites lightsaber* Now THAT'S a glowing sword!"
by Macaroni Penguin

In Star Wars, you can just jump into hyperspace instead of walking hundreds of miles.
by T-Burns

Lando captions wouldn't make sense on a LOTR website.
by Macaroni Penguin

Ewoks, dammit!
by Macaroni Penguin

Ah! Goose!
by Raspberrybeard the Pirate

I get much more mileage out of my Jar Jar impression than my Ent moot Hoom!
by Silvercat

Arwen has to stand there mumbling some crazy elvish chant to get things to move. Jedi just lift their hands.
by Anakin_skywalker_sct

Because LOTR never had "Digital Cave Troll Radio"
by Zarm R'keeg

LOTR fans still think in Top 10 reasoning.
by Zarm R'keeg

Any orc, fell beast, wringwraith, ring, Valar, or kingdom in LOTR would lose to the Death Star.
by Zarm R'keeg

Taun We is hot. Yeah, you heard me.
by Rin

Ummm......er............it has..............I really shouldn't have to think this hard........er...........
by Jedi Knight 666

But it's not! *runs away from angry SW fans*
by Jedi Knight 666

Hello-oo! Explosions!
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

We have fewer faggy characters...*cough*hobbits*cough*.......
by VaderGCP

The emporer may be an old man, and his eye isn't that impressive, but at least he has ALL of his body parts.
by Zarm R'keeg

It's gotta be the incest.
by Rin

The force.net vs. The onering.net... They don't even HAVE a top ten list contest!
by Zarm R'keeg

Come 2005, Sw will have twice the nummber of movies.
by Zarm R'keeg

Come 2005, Star Wars will have twice the number of movies.
by Zarm R'keeg

LOTR takes place on only one planet.
by Zarm R'keeg

Dark Lord of Barad-dur: Flaming eye that sits on top of tower. Dark Lord of the Sith: Menacingly breathing black armor clad Force-user with a red lightsaber and a Super Star Destroyer. Hmmm...
by Zarm R'keeg

Shadowfax probably couldn't even beat Luke's old landspeeder.
by Zarm R'keeg

Oliphaunts have no blaster cannons. AT-ATs do.
by Zarm R'keeg

Anduril versus a lightsaber? No contest!
by Darth Lairdman

Star Wars better than LOTR... (nobody mention Jar-Jar Binks or The Holiday special, and we MIGHT just win this argument)
by Zarm R'keeg

Sauron telling Frodo, "I am your father," just doesn't have the same dramatic effect.
by Darth Lairdman

Even a stormtrooper couldn't miss when shooting at THAT many orcs.
by Darth Lairdman

The LOTR humor editor only updates once a year.
by Darth Lairdman

www.fanfilms.net listings: Star Wars fan films-76. Lord of the Rings fan films-1.
by Zarm R'keeg

Frodo could never p
by

Stormtroopers are deadlier in hand to hand combat than the fiercest Uruk-hai. No wait... they were beaten be Ewoks...
by Zarm R'keeg

Mithryl still couldn't deflect a lightsaber blade
by Zarm R'keeg

Because Christopher Lee with a lightsaber is hella cooler than Christopher Lee with a walking stick
by Zee Woods

Yoda does not hold his lightsaber and stroke it, calling it his "precious".
by DarthEvan

We leave the guys with the pointy ears to Star Trek.
by Sicksikmans

Fellowship of 9- 1 died, it took the other 8 to defeat Sauron. A fellowship of 6 boarded the Death Star. 1 died, it took 4 of them to blow up the Death Star, and they picked up a chick in the process.
by Zarm R'keeg

In Star Wars, the members of your quest that die can still talk to you afterwards.
by Zarm R'keeg

The prancing pony vs. The Mos Eisly cantina. 'Nuff said.
by Zarm R'keeg

Its not better then LOTR
by Trev

Orcs are even worse lackeys than Stormtroopers, if you remember a report a year or so back...
by Dan Reyes

LOTR has bill the Pony. Star Wars has GONK DROIDS!
by Zarm R'keeg

Watch ten random post 70s movies. Count number of references to "May the Force be with you" and "I am your father." Compare them to observes levels of "Fly, you fools!" and "My preciousss."
by Zarm R'keeg

Yoda is older than Gollum, and fights much better. (Though Gollum wins 5 to 1 in the coherency contest)
by Zarm R'keeg

46? It could have been 42, then you could have been flooded with even more.
by Teh Dude

Natalie Portman
by Trashcan

Puh-lease! Christopher Lee saying "You must join me, Obi-Wan, and together we will destroy the Sith" is so much better than "We must join him, Gandalf. We must join with Sauron."
by Strider, The New York Ranger

Christopher Lee in black... Christopher Lee in white... Black = More Evil... 'nuf said.
by Butterburr

X-Wings could have got to Mordor within a few hours!
by Moron

LOTR: A lot of walking around Middle Earth. SW: A lot of flying around the galaxy at the speed of light blowing up planets and dueling evil Lords with a lazer sword. You do the Math.
by Firefly

Two Words: Metal Bikini
by Matt

Lightsabers can cut through swords... duh
by Grim Melee

Well, let me think, because of deep and meaningful lines like "Wizard" and "Yipeeee."
by marajay

Giving in to the seduction of the dark side is a lot cooler than to the "One Ring"
by Grim Melee

Flannel???
by marajay

Starwars has better chances of actually happening!
by Obi Von Mando

Star Wars has way more cuter girls in their books!
by Obi Von Mando

3 words, Samuel L. Jackson
by Stacy Proe

At least in Star Wars, some of the short furry annoying people get killed.
by Captain Morgan

Star Wars lightsabers could easily out perform LOTR's metal swords!!!
by Obi Von Mando

More explosions, less witty dialouge, and more shameless self-promotion!
by marajay

Star wars may have weird names but they were made after a long though process. In LOTR all you do is add a new constant to the word "Samon."
by Jeuoth

While the LOTR has a cult feeling in the movies, Star Wars HAS a cult following in real life.
by Obi Von Mando

Cooler, pronounceable, characternames.
by Obi Von Mando

Must I go on...
by Obi Von Mando

More CGI = better CGI?? I dunno... ...I can't do this. It's NOT better you friggin idiots!
by empyreal

Being able to name at least 5 SW characters is considered perfectly normal.
by Nemesis

One word : Lightsaber
by Nemesis

you can watch the entire trilogy in the time it takes to watch ONE lotr movie!
by Darth Randall

Um... Hello? The Force?
by Joe Million-hairs

Luke isn't constipated.
by Grand Admiral Gary

George Lucas has a bigger flannel collection than Peter Jackson
by Nemesis

What? Is Gandalf gonna suddenly turn and say "Frodo, I am your father."
by Captain Walker

LOTR: No love triangles involving a brother and sister.
by Jeremy Ron

More plentiful source matertial TO MAKE FUN OF!!!
by Barth Gator

Lightsabers don't have to be near orcs to glow blue
by Galenanna

star wars.....lotr.......star wars......lotr..........AHHHHHH!! CANT......CHOOOSE!!!*bangs head on desk repeatedly*
by

Itssss notsss.
by Gollum

Princess Leia would kick sappy ol'Arwen's butt in a battle
by Lau-ra

Leia and Han make a much better couple than Aragorn and Arwen.
by Lau-ra

Yoda was just as realistic as Gollum... And he was a PUPPET!
by Big Bird of Prey

Yoda's fight scene with Dooku vs. Gandalf's fight scene with the Balrog: no contest.
by Cirrocco

In SW you can ride in a Star Destroyer, an X-Wing, or a speeder bike; In LOTR the best you can do is ride on a warg, a horse, a big elephant and MAYBE a dragon or 2.
by Possessed Freak

Let's see that Blanchette woman look as good as Leia in that slave outfit...
by Cirrocco

Aragorn: "The defenses will hold." Han Solo: "Don't worry, she'll hold together...you hear me baby? Hold together..."
by Cirrocco

Saruman sends out Orcs to do his bidding. Vader kills enemies personally.
by Cirrocco

As one of the administrators of Ringbearer.org, I feel I must issue a formal protest. ;-)
by Keith

Because elves, hobbits and dwarves wouldnt be any match for that blaster at your side kid!
by Jedi Padawan Leigh

Okay, look Frodo, your sword only glows sometimes...
by Jedi Fett

Obi wan waves hand at RingWraiths "These aren't the Hobbits your looking for..."
by Jedi Fett

Two Words: George Lucas
by Darth Droideka

Middle Earth? I've the death sentence on 12 systems and you guy fight for one?
by Jedi Fett

My backpacks got jets, Cuz I'm Boba the Fett...
by Jedi Fett

Essentially this is a fight between Natalie Portman and Liv Tyler....
by Jedi Fett

Bacta Tank
by Jedi Fett

Showers
by Jedi Fett

look at me! im a big metal guy with a ring and a... *lightsabre ignites in background*
by jedich

Death Star
by Jedi Fett

Finally, Saron vs. Darth Vader.
by Jedi Fett

Saron: ring of power
by Jedi Fett

Vader: Force
by Jedi Fett

Saron: Swings large club
by Jedi Fett

Darth: kills Saron by choking the weak-minded bastard to death
by Jedi Fett

While both movies have a CGI char. that is short, bald, and has gramer issues, only 1 of them knows how to use a lightsaber...
by Ganon

the humor editor never puts an F in the SW abreviation
by Ganon

Lord of the Flies? No! Curse you TFN! Course You!
by Ganon

Our funny talking green dude wears more than a loincloth.
by padme_amidala_19

Jar Jar Bi- oh wait.....
by Ganon

Ya know that giant army of Orcs? Luke could've taken'em
by Ganon

Oh Come On People!! Lightsabers vs. some sissy metal blades? Duh!!
by Jared Head

With the exception of Peter Jackson, SW fans on average outweigh LOTR fans by a good 35-40 lbs. Plus the well-financed ones have access to British sub-machine guns. In other words, because we SAY so.
by Lighthammer72

Peter jackson is just a George Lucas wannabe
by OdoWanKenobi

BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
by SW RULES

lightsabers are way cooler then regular swords.
by HyperX

Legolas sliding down the stairs on a shield is much worse then Luke's whining.
by BrenDarklighter

Names you can pronouce
by Rogue_0009

"Natalie Portman. Nuff said, right?" Yup, nuff said.
by

In LOTR, you have hobbits, in StarWars, you have Ewoks !!!!
by BrenDarklighter

"Natalie Portman. Nuff said, right?" Yup, nuff said.
by oops.

....it's not.... * is pelted by rocks, apples, and churches *
by BrenDarklighter

Instead of a great white wizard, we get a small green one !!
by BrenDarklighter

Ring goes on, ring goes off ! Ring goes on, ring goes off !
by BrenDarklighter

on the main page, it says LOTR, but on the top 10/46 lists, it says LOTF. Must be Lord Of The F**ked ;)
by hint hint

The one gundark.....TOO RULE THEM ALL !
by BrenDarklighter

BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!
by SW RULES

BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!
by SW RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BECAUSE IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SW RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoda could bust Gollum up anyday!
by Bob0_Fett

We know for a fact that Yoda would have kicked Saruman's ass!
by Jar Jar Bites

One Word: Lightsabers
by DarthEvan

no annoying elves who think their perfect(stupid tourists)
by long lost idiot

IT ISN'T!!! Augh! May the Doom of Mandos fall upon your brethren!
by Turin Turumbar

The short creatures in Star Wars are smart, great warriors, and talk funny. The short creaturesin LOTR just hide in their stupid holes and eat.
by long lost idiot

STAR WARS is twice as many letters as LOTR AND Star Wars is twice as many movies AND there are twice as many Star Wars sets with bluescreens
by The Senator

Stars Wars' Dark Lords don't become sissy-pants without their full ensemble of jewelry
by Im really a lotr fan, but....

People sympathize with Gollum, unlike the doomed Jar Jar
by Grim Melee

The Jedi do not smoke weed in a pipe. (On screen anyway)
by DarthEvan

Arwen never gets to wear a bikini
by Turin Turumbar

umm this is a joke right?
by Spot

The lack of short, furry characters.... oh, wait
by Turin Turumbar

There are no goofy characters with long ears and stupid accents.... oh wait
by Turin Turumbar

The games didn't suck
by Turin Turumbar

Ewoks, jawas, and ugnaughts are superior to hobbits. HObbits are boring
by Quiggle-gon

Star Wars fans don't dress up in wacky outfits and discuss meaningless trivia... oh wait
by Turin Turumbar

We didn't have to wait for all the Star Wars movies... oh wait
by Turin Turumbar

Star Wars doesn't rely on crappy jokes from goofy characters... oh wait
by Turin Turumbar

Hey, would you rather cuddle with an ugnaught or a bearded dwarf woman
by wookiee kisser

Yoda would kick Gollum's ass!
by Sam

You dont have to rely on the books for the whole story... oh wait
by Turin Turumbar

The Star Wars movies were all made together, preventing later mix up and.... oh, wait
by Turin Turumbar

Han Solo knows that shooting first is a good thing.
by NAHTMMM

In LOTR nobody whines ,complains, or says "I've got a bad feeling about this" every ten minuts. No, wait a sec......
by Darth Coconut

Unlike Sauron, Emporer Palpatine doesn't need anyone to do his dirty work for him... oh, wait.
by Turin Turumbar

Oohhh... water.... water all around me.... ohh, getting me wet.... oh, im falling... you're falling... we're falling... WHALE!!!!
by Turin Turumbar

Does it need a reason? Its just is.
by Chase Peterson

Two Words: Slave Leia
by MrBeanTroll

It has 6 (but hopefully 9) parts instead of 3.
by Cr33dos3

SIX MOVIES, count em THERE'S SIX!!!!!!!! Not 3, not 1, SIX!!
by Jedi Master Kat

You guys must still be in denial. LOTR owns Starwars.
by R@ndom

LOTR is better. Face it.
by R@ndom

Two reasons Anakin is better than Legolas: 1) Anakin doesn't wear tights 2) Anakin's eyebrows actually match his hair
by PolishPrincess

At least out hyperkinetic, swamp-dwelling little CG guy isn't schizophrenic, even though he may talk like it.
by Kalahari Karl

One word, YODA!!!
by Dra Dra Binks

It isn't
by [edit]

LORT has super ugly Orcs. SW has super cool and spiffy Stormtroopers. Its a tie if you go by shooting accuracy...
by Dra Dra Binks

The Emperor is more decrepid than Saruman.
by Porto John

About 1000 pages.
by Porto John

It is?
by Darth Koopa

As proven by an old caption, Star Wars is re-enacted by Japanese guys on TV.......................... erm.......................... *cries*
by saddy

Star Wars has more sequels
by The Duke

....it's better?......no.... Sorry, I'm sorry, no no, pleas no, I'm SORRY, don't kill me!!
by Skaiwalkuh

Our swords glow in the dark! And not just when surrounded by orcs!
by Darth Koopa

Jar-Jar... oh wait...
by Sith Is Wrong

Star Wars fans make more Jar Jar jokes.
by Sith Is Wrong

You might as well do Star Trek vs. Dungeons and Dragons.
by Sith Is Wrong

Our love story is better.
by Sith Is Wrong

Our love story is cheesier.
by Sith Is Wrong

One word... Gonk...
by Sith Is Wrong

Blood will be spilled this day! KILL THE ELVES!!!
by Skaiwalkuh

Our differing land scapes are seperated onto different worlds.
by Sith Is Wrong

Flying vehicles limit travelling by foot.
by Sith Is Wrong

No orcs. 'Nuff said.
by Skaiwalkuh

I'll take blue milk over their weed any day.
by Sith Is Wrong

No wizards. (Did you see Saruman's fingernails? Ewwwww....)
by Skaiwalkuh

Our love scenes are more believable.
by Sith Is Wrong

Lightsabers. You need another reason?
by Skaiwalkuh

Why 46.....oh never mind.
by Skaiwalkuh

Hobbits are such a cheap rip-off of Ewoks.
by R2-Deli

Sauron's a fiery eyeball and Darth Vader's a guy with a need for inhalers, but he drives a spaceship!
by Boba Fett 15187 (Who's ALSO an LOTR fan)

Orcs: Mindless, Stormtroopers: Equally mindless; Orcs' travel method: walking, Stormtrooper tra !!!!!
by Matt Boblet

LOTR has a couple o' lousy towers. We have the DEATH STAR!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

Pointed ears just can't compare to lightsabers.
by Princess1

OUR bad guy has shiny armour
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

The Death Star is a ALOT bigger then a ring.
by Princess1

There's more sexual content in Star Wars.
by Steve.

Star Wars has the coolest toys bar none.
by Steve.

Star Wars makes sense.
by GAlpha2000

We have Natalie Portman.
by Jedi Duritz

Well, i would say better acting, script and plot, but then I remembered I was supossed to be DEFENDING Star Wars. My bad.
by sw is my 1st luv, but i luv lotr 2!

Mara Jade lap dance.
by Grand Admiral Gary

Spock. Wait, no...
by Grand Admiral Gary

Hehe.. stupid Orc...
by Grand Admiral Gary

Saurman will never be able to tell Frodo that he is his father
by Obi Wan Brandini

Yoda has a light saber, Gandalf only has a stick!!
by Crimsonboyy

At least when Luke is scared, he doesn't have the utter-look-of-terror that never seems to leave Frodo's face.
by SuperScottJediRingbearer (excal2358)

For one thing, yoda could kick gollums Butt!!!!
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

Dont you mean Star Trek?
by Klingoneateryum

The little peoples of SW have the sense to wear shoes
by JediOverlord

Yoda doesn't look like Al Gore like Gollum does.
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

It says forty-six reasons, but the bottom says ten! hm.....
by spammastah

No fair! You have to actually know something about LOTR to enter this topic!
by Princess Nuri

LOTR just sucks. What more can I say?
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

our ewoks have hair all over instead of just on their feet!
by darth_avery

that dorky wizard has nothing on the power of the force!
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

LotR is better because I know that Peter Jackson isn't going to rerelease The Two Towers just so some uruk-hai can shoot first in the Battle of Helm's Deep.
by I will not say "the lack of jar jar"

We have the Force. They have... hmmm... what do they have?
by LukeAnaSkywalker

Vader is scarier than Sauron.
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

You can't blow up the server on the LOTR website with "Pull my finger" gags. He he.
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

Ewoks can lick the stuffin out of Orcs.
by Luuuke, clone of Luuke, clone of Luke.

No slave girls
by JangoJett

Since it doesn't bother with a good, script, acting the mind is free to wander and go "ooo" at the bright flashing stuff.
by Mr. Bungle

Since Star Wars was also long ago, Jedi journeyed to Middle-Earth through space travel and taught certain the things "the way of the force". Gandalf's a Jedi!!!
by Andrew Verry

because lucas's filmic vision is an original construct, while jackson's is mere adaptation
by jung lah

Let's start with plots. LOTR -- Trying to find a ring just to break it. OOH, HOW EXCITING!!! vs. SW -- Trying to save the galaxy from complete annihlation. I think the answer is rather obvious...
by Princess Nuri

I like them both but it ain't.
by Michael Wilson

sithlord-boo
by leia in bikini, gimli in bikini? u pick

At Star Wars leaves the planet....let alone Middle Earth...al 50 miles of it
by Val Da Carr

LOTR fans don't have to wait a month for their humor editor to update his site.
by spidyredneckjedi

Star Wars has Princess Leia in Jabba's Slave outfit as an action figure... need I say more?
by spidyredneckjedi

Yoda with a lightsaber vs Gandalf with a stick. Nuff said
by patrick

Natalie Portman is evidently hotter than Lyv Tyler
by walrus man

Does LOTR have wookiees? Hell no.
by Darth Bentastic

What about Natalie Portman? LOTR has NOBODY AS CLOSE TO AS HOT AS SHE IS!
by Darth Bentastic

Mmm... Natalie...
by Darth Bentastic

OMG Natalie Portman = Hottest women ever
by Darth Bentastic

Don't even think you can beat hairy wookiees with hairy feet. It just doesn't beat out Chewbacca.
by Darth Bentastic

More hot looking guys
by tendra_217

Hayden Christiansen.......*drools
by Samantha

Our nerds are nerdier
by Obi-Meg Kenobi

natalie portman's abs
by iLOVEabs!

Jedi
by mitch

LotR: glow in the dark swords. Star Wars: lightsabers
by Patrick Harrison

Yoda would kill Gollum with a twitch of his ear.
by Elbmow

lightsabers
by mike

force powers
by jack

Nothing is cooler than a lightsaber
by Greg Medlock

Two words, Gold Bikini
by Jedimaster7705

Sauron has 9 minions to do the work of Darth Vader
by tarkinsaide

Padme and Princess Leia could beat Arwen and Galadriel any day...and neither elf has a metal bikini!
by Jeedai Bob

Because in a fight, Yoda could kick Gollum's....
by Jordan

Insted of annoying hobbits we have annoying ewoks that like eating humans and pray on behalf of golden robots.
by UWG Jedi

Luke, Han, and Leia knew what to do when Obi-Wan died, Aragorn was totally lost without Gandalf!
by Jedi Master Warren

the force
by echoe3

No staff required to force-throw an opponent.
by Darth Herbert

leia, metal bikini, lotion ; )
by TK-1337

Had the Nosgul tried to storm into Mos Eisley every smuggler and scum-bag in the port would have blasted them back to Middle Earth!
by Jedi Master Warren

Ewoks may suck, but they still fight better than hobbits
by Brandon Tyner

A wrinkled old guy who shoots lightning out of his hands, or the god-like Valar: YOU CHOOSE
by [edit]

Lightsabers
by Lee

After waiting 3 days for the premier showing of the movie, you don't have to wait 3 more for it to end.
by Darth Herbert

You didn't hear rumours of N'Sync doing a cameo in LOTR now did you?
by Ihateboybandsbytheway

Lightsabers. Enough said.
by Buffy #3

Arwen doesn't wear a golden bikini.
by Jedikalos

Luke Skywalker doesn't have hairy feet.
by Myles Hastings

Braids somehow look better on Anakin than on Legolas.....
by eowyn

Rings ends in one year. Star Wars lives on forever via the EU.
by Tedakin

3 foot droid helps save the universe instead of a 3 foot Elijah Wood
by R2D2 Man

Because I will have 12 hours to veg on the couch, instead of only 9. Three more hours of fat time!!!
by Chillylilly

our short green guy has a funnier speech problem
by haun solo

Sauron and Saruman have no political skills. Palpantine could have conquered middle-earth and turned Frodo to the darkside in just two hours. Saving us the pain of a nine hour movie.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

Darth Maul has better face paint than any of the orcs.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

No trees could have taken over the Jedi Temple.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

Teaches America's future filmakers valuable lesson of 'How to Ruin a Movie - Comedic CGI Characters At Work"
by Dancing Sideburn

Star Wars women fight, Lord of the Rings women day dream and give advice.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

Star Wars gives people who don't like sand someone to relate to.
by Nadrobie

Frodo has the ring, but Yoda has the force!!
by t-work

Star Wars swords glow ALL the time!
by Babagoo

No one in Star Wars blindly follows a person with split personalities.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

Duh! Cause Star Wars has the amazing Christoph........................oh wait.
by Darth Obstreperous

When you become a really bad guy in Lord of the Rings you get to be an eyeball. When you become a really bad guy in Star Wars you get to shoot lightning bolts out of your finger.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

No country will ever have a missle defense plan called Lord of the Rings.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

what's the use? you guys have the same sense of humor as a wookie with a dandruff problem!!!!
by haun solo

oh my gosh i just spel;led wookiee wrong aaauuggghhhhhhh!!!!!
by haun solo

Star Wars characters don't bend down and stick their hand out to people with swords.
by Grand_Moff_Josh

Star Wars women look better
by Grand_Moff_Josh

please forgive me..........ack...cough choke........(deep voice)-take her away
by haun solo

Star Wars is Better Than LOTR (waves hand and performs jedi mind trick)
by Brian Fallon

frodo can kiss my wookiee
by haun solo

hey i 'll get you a new keyboard if you post one of mine!!!!
by haun solo

Lightsabres are cooler than swords.
by Sie-Jo Maeli (Jedi Master)

christopher lee
by haun solo

Magic powers need too many words, The Force has better ease of use(when trained), better looking, like a Mac. : )
by Sie-Jo Maeli (Jedi Master)

how star wars is better than lotr, let me count the ways........
by haun solo

auuuggghhhhhh i can't choose!!!!!
by tahiri

ewan mcgregor is hotter than viggo mortensen.
by tahiri

we don't go to conventions in robes looking like freaks.....wait.
by tahiri

lightsabers are cooler than swords.
by tahiri

a ring?? bad? the only bad ring I know of is the wedding ring
by confused

Lightsabers. enough said.
by Bec

Yoda doesn't need his lightsaber to kick butt.
by Shadowen

Lightsabers. Jedi. The Force. 'Nuff said.
by Shadowen

Who says it it?
by elvin princess

Only one character in the Star Wars films has hairy feet.
by Zach

46 fewer characters to keep track of!!!
by Darth Paul

The wilhelm of course...oh wait...umm...give me a minute...umm wait i got one, Christopher Lee, i mean duh...wait..nuts...ummm...oh i know giant CG battles!! oh yeah no...umm...i give up
by I have a name?

Sauron could rule all Middle-Earth if he gets the Ring. Tarkin would just blow the place up.
by Shadowen

The little short guy is actually funny
by RegalJediOrder

Dooku could soooooo kick Saruman's butt!
by Jedi Aurora Dawn

It's close, but Darth Vader has a better sinister voice than Saruman.
by Shadowen

When Obi-Wan dies, he stays dead!
by Daniel Glasglow

Let's see...One has Liv Tylrt and the other has Natalie Portman...hmmm...No, it's a tie.
by Davidw

You don't have to constantly explain everything to everyone who didn't read the books.
by Daniel Glasglow

LOTR: Bill. Star Wars: The Millenium Falcon. No contest.
by Shadowen

Arwen doesn't have a metal bikini.
by Shadowen

Sauron wants a measly patch of Middle-Earth; Palpatine wants an entire GALAXY!
by Cirrocco

Star wars has this really cool guy that dresses in black and...wraiths? ...how many?
by RU ARTOO?

AT-ATs and gunships vs. modified ballistae and magic bombs.
by Shadowen

Our "hobbits" are covered in fur, worship robots and have the cute name of "Ewoks".
by RU ARTOO?

46? I thought that 47 was the significant number in the SW universe.
by Darth Paul

you may have "the best weed in the shire", but we've got the blue milk!
by Darth Starkiller

Every body knows shorter initials are better.
by RU ARTOO?

Hmm. That's tough. Lemme think...AHA! A superweapon capable of utterly destroying worlds...Jar Jar Binks
by Stormtrooper Dave

Lightsabers...
by Arnold Luschin

I know what Star Wars ... but what is LOTR?
by Darth Paul

Elves? We don't need no stinkin' elves.
by RU ARTOO?

YYYYOOOODDDDAAAA!!!.
by RU ARTOO?

Saurman can use the force, but Dooku has a lightsaber....and can use the force
by Kevin

Arwen. any movie that doesn't have arwen is better than lotr...
by my name?

On the issue of "fair play" : HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!!!!
by Harry_Skywalker

lotr is better. why? elvish.
by becky sue

not sure either is better, but aragorn fighting with a lightsaber would be the coolest thing!
by crackers

the force
by cowgirl

Christopher Lee with black robes and lightsaber versus Christopher Lee with cheap stick and manicure...
by Jade's Fire2003

"i truely, deeply love you" - at least lotr doesn't have such corny dialogue
by beck martin

both have short creatures. but yoda's clearly much more cool than frodo (and yoda doesn't have hairy feet!)
by cody ward

Two syllables: Light-saber
by Jade's Fire2003

A sword can't melt through a blast door, much less the gate to the Mines of Moria.
by Sithwitch13

Two words: Metal bikini
by Joe Cortez

by Here goes: #46-Jedi ..................(d

Larena_Jade
by Here goes: #46-Jedi

There are 46 reasons that Star Wars is good???
by Tolkien

Larena_Jade
by #45-Jedi vs shorty with big feet?

Oh,I've been putting reasond under "name",oops!
by Larena_Jade

star wars opened in may. lotr in december. the weather for waiting in line was much nicer in may.
by anna o

6 2 hour movies instead of 3 4 hour ones.
by Darth Paul

nothing can compare with lotr's special effects
by anna o

where's the "reasons sw is better than harry potter"? that would be much easier
by war shmar

Neither is better: Just as long as they both kick the butt of Harry Potter and Star Trek.
by -C-

Hobbit feet are great, but they stand no match to Chewie...
by Jet Vega

You've got Orks, we've got Porkins.
by RU ARTOO?

Gold bikini, naked Gollum.
by Darth Starkiller

You're all wrong! The best movie trilogy of all time is Back to the Future! Now make like a tree, and get outta here!
by Rin

We still get all the nerd and geek refereces on TV(is that really a bonus though?).
by Darth Starkiller

Thrill as an old man tries to figure out how to open an old door!
by Rin

Jar-Jar Binks. Do I need to make it worse?
by Brian

When the powerful old wizard falls in the first movie he STAYS dead.
by Kelsith

Waves hand: This person had nothing to do with Pro LotR submissions.
by Emperoress Palpatine

When gollum talks to himself it is psychologically interesting, when Jar Jar does it it is because the audience left.
by Kelsith

At least there's no "Tales from the Inn of the Prancing Pony".
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

LOTR did the entire, "Crazy wizard gives young and unskilled boy a powerful item and dies to save young boy" thing first.
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

Swinging from a rope...done in both movies. However in ROTJ one does it in a metal bikini.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Swinging from a rope...done in both movies. However in TTs there is a nice yaoi (gay) moment going on during.
by Emperoress Palpatine

SW is better. Guns lots and lots of Guns!
by Emperoress Palpatine

Does it matter? The next two Matrix movies will eclipse them all. Kung Fu, indeed.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Emperor Palpatine didn't stop at just one world.
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

Tatoos consist of more then a white hand slapped in the face.
by Emperoress Palpatine

LotR - Whinny Character dies in the first movie.
by Emperoress Palpatine

SW - Huttese easier to understand and speak then Elvish.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Villians where black, and heros wear white...well until ROTJ when the hero wears black as well. Ofcourse in LOTR the villian where white but all his troops wear black, so does it count?
by Emperoress Palpatine

by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

We dont have to deal with silly names like the ones in LOTR....do we?
by Brian

Star Wars is the reason that LOTR could be made. Thanks for better special effects, George.
by padme_amidala_19

princess leia in a gold bikin - says it all doesn't it.
by dart mar

Jar Jar versus Gollum. No contest...
by Tjeerd

Boss Nass will win!
by Tjeerd

It's more "futuristic".t's what the world needs in 21st Century.SW is more fun.I aslo love LOTR but something from my inside says that SW is a way better for me!
by ?zg?r ?ift

There are no bras in the Star Wars Universe, or in middle earth. Wait what was the question?
by R2D2 Man

Aragorn:This is the sword that took the Hand of Sauron Han: Ancient weopons are no match for a good blaster at your side
by wiggle slap

Officer: Lord Vader we have reached an unknown planet in the uncharted regions of space. It is supposedly refered to as Middle Earth. Vader:Sounds boring. Blow it up.
by Darth fipland

Where else do you find a second breakfast?
by Darth fipland

NATALIE PORTMAN!
by Starmazter

Orcs? Gungans? Whats the difference?
by Starmazter

Han Solo washes his hair....Aragorn...no
by Raspberrycloud

Lightsabers!
by R2D2 Man

A Pro-LOTR list? Okay that's it. Why don't we just merge with theonering.net, traitor!!!!
by Disgruntled Fanboy

Frodo is a sissy. Luke....nevermind.
by Deus1138

The Star Wars cast list is more diverse. LOTR is whiter than Tren Lott's Christmas party.
by Deus1138

The Star Wars cast list is more diverse. LOTR is whiter than Trent Lott's Christmas party.
by Deus1138

One word... Troops.
by R2D2 Man

Two words... Star Dudes.
by R2D2 Man

LOTR doesn't have Jar Jar in it.
by Nemesis

Princess Leia does not have pointy ears, Han Solo does not have long hair, and Luke Skywalker is not 4ft tall.
by Nemesis

Darth Vader could choke the entire orc army with one glance.
by Nemesis

LOTR better then SW: You don't have to be a Jedi to use a sword.
by Chad Evans

Sod the Pixi with the wedding ring , Star Wars main charachter luke has a Lightsaber!
by Grand Admiral Kettch

LOTR better then SW: Our troops are home grown.
by Chad Evans

LOTR better then SW: Can a Jedi walk everywhere in bare feet? I think not.
by Chad Evans

LOTR better then SW: no puppets here pal!
by Chad Evans

LOTR better then SW: Jedi's who call their lightsabers "precious" probably get dismissed from the order.
by Chad Evans

LOTR better then SW: Large, fat creatures in this story are food!
by Chad Evans

LOTR better then SW: No corny love lines to cringe over.
by Chad Evans

Yoda doesn?t speak to himself.
by Aria Snowflake

"Hmm. Shooting Stormtroopers (or Jedi, depending on your tastes), versus bowling for Urukai..."
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

"Ask ourselves this, we must, hmm, yes--bowling for Urukai with dwarves we must, or bowling for Count Dooku with Master Jedi? Difficult, this decision is..."
by Dark Lily of the Sith

The REAL question you have to ask is, what would a battle be like if the Stormtroopers and the Urukai ganged up on the Red Shirted Ensigns??
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

I like them both,is that so wrong? everyone else:YES!!!!
by Jedi Knight 666

hmmmm.....Anakin or Aragorn..........Anakin or Aragorn..............you had to make me choose didn't you?
by Jedi Knight 666

And the tf.n sever crashed with the amount of posts Jedi Knight 666 sent in to try and get on the list!
by Jedi Knight 666

You walk away from a Star Wars movie feeling good and positive as when you walk away from a LOTR movie you walk away feleing depressed.
by Erick Henrie

It just is
by kate

I still haven't seen Arwen in a golden bikini!
by Roger

Shouldn't elves live in the North Pole, not be out fighting evil?
by wookieesangel11

The most evil man in Star Wars electrocuted people and tempted young men's faiths. The most evil man in LOTR, however, used his spare time to work on his jewelry-crafting hobby.
by wookieesangel11

Christopher Lee doesn't look Gay in Star Wars
by Elad Avron

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
by paul chapman

acting....right
by Jeff

Hey, It IS Star Wars!
by Jedi_Joel

Golom Can't Fight!
by Elad Avron

Star wars is better because Christopher Lee plays the bad guy!
by Chris-Stacina

LOTR is better because Christopher Lee plays the bad guy!
by Chris-Stacina

Star Wars has names (especially places) a bit more easy to read than LOTR.
by Amythest

Mister Frodo, Mister Frodo, Mister Frodo, Mister Frodo SHUT THE F*** UP
by Anthony G"

Because Star Wars has cool glowing blue swords... ah, crap.
by Jerad Bailey

LOTR-"One ring to bind them." SW-"Always two there are, no more no less." Come on now, we all know 2 evil heads are better then one.
by Jedi Master Kat

star wars is better than LOTR. Two words: Natalie portman.
by rancortooth

Two Words: Republic Gunship
by Kyle

The villian does more than just look at you weird.
by SW-2021

LOTR is better because Peter Jackson can write a decent script.
by Sean

1. Becouse LOTR has a better humor editer
by DRAGONFOX

You can get more beer in Middle-Earth
by Travis

1 In LOTR they can actualy insult people, unlike Tpjedi
by DRAGONFOX

Why would LOTR fans be coming to a Star Wars fan page. Oh, wait, that's right, Star Wars is way cooler, and it just makes sense to come here
by JediKaputski77

You changed the button, but you didn't change the logo for when you submit a caption
by JediKaputski77

Because George Lucas could kick Tolkiens ass!!!
by Will-Mun

Because one metal bikini is worth 10,000 Elven cloaks.
by snowdog83

Chewy's a better archer than Legolas....
by Will-Mun

Dude, lightsabers. What else needs to be said?
by Jeremiah Baker

Because we hates the hobbitses! No! We loves them! No! Those nasty hobbitses! They tricks us. We knows we like Star Wars better! Yes! Especially "Empire"...my precious Empire...
by walking carpet

Star wars don't have a bunch of annoying little pricks telling us "the books were better!" Oh wait....EU...
by Will-Mun

nipples
by Stone

lightsabers
by newfilm

Star Wars predicts the fall of US
by Darth Kronos

No one in Star Wars says 'taters'
by AlbertoVO5

Jar Jar looks much better than gollum
by Jedi Joel

They have hobbits with hairy feet, we have Yoda, with a lightsaber.
by Dark Jedi

cave troll versus rancor......cave troll
by J. Wright

SW is better because its the only movie you can make great fan films to.
by JK88

Tolkein would never have the creative genuis to include a constellation known as "Silly Rabbit" in his books. (see the Lando Calrissian trilogy)
by walking carpet

Tolkein would never have the creative genuis to have a character say "ex-squeeze me"
by walking carpet

You'll never see the Lord of the RIngs animated Christmas Special
by walking carpet

Yoda could decimate Gandalf (whatever color he is)
by JohnnyTwoThumbs

half of me says Star Wars...half of me says LOTR...Gosh, now I know how Darth Maul felt.
by walking carpet

They may have a dwarf, but can he twirl like a gymnast on crack?
by Flim-flang

Yoda is greener than Golm
by JDee

Trees? TREES?!! We don't need no stinking trees!
by Jedi Tim

LIGHTSABERS!!!
by Eric Silberbger

Uruk-hai, unlike stormtroopers, can fight.
by Darth Morgoth

No slave Arwen
by Darth Morgoth

LotR is better! It is, it was and it shall come to pass that it is...
by Darth Morgoth

It has a sense of gee-whiz innocence and whimsical fun. Its pure escapist entertainment.
by Craig J. Koban

Arwen is *much* prettier than Padme. Period.
by Darth Morgoth

Christopher Lee is in it.
by Bungus

Legolas doesn't whine. (Unlike Luuuuuukkke...)
by Darth Morgoth

At least Aragorn doesn't build up to a kiss with a commentary on how sand "gets everywhere"
by dx3

Reason why LOTR is better than SW: Balrog, baby! Nothing in Star Wars comes close.
by Jim

LotR is not *nearly* as confusing as SW. (AHEM. COUGH. COUGH.)
by Darth Morgoth

UM starwars is better then lord of the rings because we dont have long haird creeps that can walk on the snow star wars is way more believable the lord of the rings would never really happen
by padawan ed

One Word "lightsaber's"
by Dave the jedi

Hmmmmm, Jedi elves, now that would be scary...
by Darth Morgoth

Oh yeah, a Sith with the Ring...
by Darth Morgoth

We already know how LOTR ends!
by Darth Doug

Lightsabers. Best Weapon Ever!!!
by Daniel Vidal

Because Star Wars doesn't need to bulk itself out with endless slow-mo and flashback scenes!
by Glondo

SW is better than LOTR because of two words: Light-Saber!
by Bant Eerin

LotR does not have a "Humor" section!
by Vinny

Toss the dwarf!
by Vinny

Surely someone pointed out Lightsabers, right?
by Leba Draddog

In LOTR the comic relief (ie Gimli, Pipin & Merry) actually speak proper English
by the pen is mightier than the lightsaber

Who said Star Wars was better?
by [edit]

Give the fellowship some lightsabers then watch the orcs try and stop them.
by Midevil Man (pun not bad spelling)

More frequent movies.
by Nemo

LOTR is better than Star Wars for ONE reason...JAR JAR ISN'T IN IT
by Darth Elf

LOTR is better than SW. How dare you say Orcs are the least effective minnions of Darkness!
by Darth Balkoth

Legolas could outshoot Han Solo any day. (Possible Theory: Stormtroopers, not Orcs, are Sauron's perverse parodies of the Elves. They like cold harsh surroundings and they can't shoot straight...)
by Zarm R'keeg

Star Wars is better because their are no stinking hobbits
by Schwing

metal biknis...
by Martin

One reason: Ian McDiarmid!
by pootats

No Muggles... wait, that's Harry Potter... okay, no Threadfall... wait, that's Dragonriders of Pern... aw crap, can't keep 'em straight...
by Kenya Starflight

Two words, Harrison Ford
by Darth Ferrell

Ewoks compared to hobbits have better feet.
by MannyJP1027@aol.com

walking isnt the way 2 win fans
by PrincessPadme

Orcs have better aim than Stormtroopers (and don' t bump into doorways).,
by Davidw

two words: death star
by a

Or LOTR is better than Star Wars?!?! What ever happened to 'Let the war begin'?
by SW RULES!!!

No d@mn confusing storyline or magic
by SW RULES!!

LIGHTSABERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SW RULES!!

Everything
by SW RULES!!

Read my name
by SW RULES!!

star wars is better than LOTR
by raymond

ow is LOTR better than SW? One word: Gimli.
by Janson's Funny Twin

SW RULES!!
by SW RULES!!

Frodo's sword only glows when there's orcs around and it doesn't make that sweet sound like a lightsaber.
by Seahound

star wars is better than LOTR, because many people would rather be a jedi, than a hobbit
by raymond

PRINCESS LEIA IN A METAL BIKINI!!!!!
by Jedi_Jack

star wars is better than LOTR, because you got the combo of Love, and War.
by raymond

Where else can you find such great characters to bash? ::cough cough:: Jar Jar ::cough cough::
by jeidgrl2001

Toe to toe, Merry & Pippin could kick some serious Jawa ass.
by Grand Moff Brykoe

Need I remind you of the bad acting in Star Wars? I thought not....
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Saruman's army of Uruk-hai vs. Count Dooku's army of Trade Federation droids. I'd call it a great GCI battle where the viewers win.
by heir 2 isildur

Shadowfax may be fast but the Millenium Falcon made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs!
by Jedi Master Warren

Slave Suit Leia VS. Slave Suit Gollum
by Red Hondo

Legolas or Anakin? Hmm, the first seems gay, but the other is inherenly evil. It's a toss up.
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Copper Bikini
by Brant

Leia, Arwen, Padme, Eowyn; choices, man, too many choices!
by SWLOTRFREAK!

Blowing up Alderaan was way more effective than tearing down a bunch of dumb old trees
by Lau-ra Anu

Lightsabers
by Ron Olson

Let me see, you want to compare a ring to a lightsaber? I don't care if he is some dark lord. Ever heard of the Dark Lord of the Sith???
by Jedi Master Lou

Christopher Lee!!! No, wait, I mean-- *head explodes*
by attackrat

LOTR: Elves, SW... Ewoks? You do the math.
by attackrat

Hrmph. I did not see a SINGLE half-naked elf dancer ANYWHERE in Rivendell...
by attackrat

Both heroes whine, but only one can defend himself.
by Darth Herbert

Sorry Yoda, but nobody screams old-man sexy like Ian McKellan
by attackrat

If time is money, Star Wars is a two for the price of one (LOTR) deal!
by Darth Herbert

Superior villians! The dark side cannot be destroyed!
by Darth Herbert

Gandalf: What took you so long?! Frodo: Oh, you know master, had to find a speeder I liked with the open .... oh wait.
by Darth Herbert

No whiny hero types! Oh, wait. Nevermind.
by Darth Herbert

Run you fools, swords are no more use here. What we need is a shield generator.
by Darth Herbert

Yoda doesn't need a box to see over a castle wall
by SvF_BD02_Wedge

Evil villains are not Power Rangers bad guy rejects
by Darth Herbert

Aragorn: That Frodo was our only hope. Gandalf: No, there is another.
by Darth Herbert

Long scenes in Star Wars are filled with action and adventure. Long scenes in LOTR are filled with a short guy standing motionless on a lake shore, staring, holding a ring.
by Darth Herbert

Obi-Wan would never bump his head inside the moisture farm...
by Randall Flagg

Let's face it, they are not all that different: Whiny heroes who run leave home, lose a teacher (who comes back white and shiny), give in to the dark side, and lose an appendage.
by Darth Herbert

Star Wars wins this one on the merchandising front: I have a Luke with removable hand, but no Legolas with removable clothes.
by Stavromula Beta

Wookiees can rip Orcs' arms out of their sockets.
by Joanna

LOTR is on DVD.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

What is the difference between six two-hour long movies and three three-hour long movies? I don't know, that is why I am asking you
by DarthStuart

No Special Edition in which Frodo stabs first.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

What is the difference between six two-hour long movies and three three-hour long movies? I don't know, that is why I am asking you
by DarthStuart

sword-swinging main character, mystical mentor, Christopher Lee as the bad guy...wait, which movie are we talking about?
by DarthStuart

each one of the 46 jawas is reason enough
by ramman

Winey Luke..... Good or bad?
by Vesp

At the battle of Helms Deep, the good guys shoot first.
by Trev

Orcs can actually hit something.
by Darth LOTR

Star Wars is better because.....lightsabers.....DUH!
by JediMasterBrant

by Fluke Starbucker

Talk like this, Hobbits do NOT!
by Fluke Starbucker

hobbits could take ewoks
by Turin Turumbar

LoTR fans didn't have to wait 20 years for a sequel.
by Turin Turambar

starwars id better--cause i dont wanna sleep through halff a movie only to wakeup realizing nothing has happened
by albert marsh

Liv Tyler, Miranda Otto, and Cate Blanchett. Let's hear it for options!
by Stormcrow

Star Wars is better because you can visit theforce.net...
by Jedigrandmaster

Come on, Aragorn's sword isn't even in one piece! (Come to think of it, neither is Anakin's...)
by Mannequin Skywalker

LOTR is better because Greenpeace dosen't like Star Wars.
by Jedigrandmaster

Yoda is everything Gollum wishes he could be.
by Guzzlers Jinn

The 3foot tall beings enlist in the "big folk" for help, and not vice versa
by sourmon

There's so much more Star Wars to love...
by jon

Star Wars is best because of... YODA! YODA! YODA! YODA! YODA! YODA!
by Jedigrandmaster

What the heck does LOTR stand for? Did I miss something?
by seven of eleven.

YODA! YODA! YODA! YODA!
by Jedigrandmaster

(LOTR is better because) Viggo. Mortensen. Aragorn is way more hardcore than Obi-Wan.
by kayti2k

pricess leia's slave girl outfit!
by andrew younger

The Black Riders would have been REALLY scary if they needed breathing machines!
by Jar-Jar of Pickles

Because Peter Jackson knew it was better to get help with the script instead of risking an abomination...
by Eriendir

Why LOTR is better - There's no Jar Jar Binks
by Melian

jedi-NINJAS
by albert marsh

LOTR made three movies at once. George, are you taking notes on this?
by Sarumannequin

LotR is waaaaayyy better. I'd like to see Obi do the pointy hat trick. Hah!
by Wenelda

Flannel versus goofy shorts. This one's gonna be close!
by Peter Lucas & George Jackson

Orlando Bloom. Who can beat a fruity elf?
by Stasia

Liv Tyler, I'll take B-cups over A-cups any day.
by semuta

Let's see, Dialogue from a language professor or dialogue from...
by Darth Balrog

Star Wars is better beacuse I say so!
by Jedigrandmaster

Sauron has the One Ring and a powerful evil wizard working for him. Darth Vader breathes funny.
by Charlotte

S.W.: the gate-crashing army to the hopeles battle is made up of clones. LOTR: the gate-crashing army to the hopeless battle is made up a beautiful immortals. Who would *you* rather look at last?
by Middle EarthWalker

Gollum can act. Yoda can't.
by NancyB

It's too hard. I love them both....Lord of the Rings is better because it has awesome characters......but Star Wars is better because....it's..it's STAR WARS! COME ON!
by Darth Luminara

jrr invented a complete history of middle earth
by andy

LOTR is better because Elrond is not actually Sauron in disquise.
by Methehand

Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings because there is no plot or character development to encumber the special effects.
by Precious

lord of the rings.... both movies were better than the last sw. The last star wars, was just pooly made,poorly acted, and an all around waste of time.....
by dearldean hall

jar jar binks sux gollum rulez
by chozn1

1. People on LOTR boards dont lie about others... Tpjedi *ahem*
by DRAGONFOX

Women in slave bikini's, sleazy bars, whining and complaining, casual incest, bodies sliced apart,, beheadings, planets exploding, yes indeed Star Wars is still number one!
by No Name.

I LIKED BOTH MOVIES, LOTR WAS BETTER ACTED, BETTER SCRIPTED AND BETTER DIRECTED, BUT STAR WARS WAS ALSO AN EXCELLENT MOVIE, I LIKED THEM BOTH. MAY THE FARCE BE WITH YOU, BESIDES FRODO FAILED,
by JOHN HALL

its all down to beard power
by eeviac

We shouldn't be doing this. Think of the possibilities in combination. Arwen in a gold bikini, Wizards with lightsabers, little CGI characters.s
by SirNi

the Ring is tempting ... *gollum!*
by Meeperz

George Lucas could not have created Star Wars if he didn't have LOTR to steal material from.
by Gollum the great

Nobody gets their freakin' hand chopped off!
by Alux

The animated characters don't suck!
by Pixxi

Orlando Bloom, Elijah Wood, Viggo Mortensen: nuff said.
by princessofdarkness

Three words: Jar Jar. Gollum. Seems pretty simple to me!
by Jonathan B.

Have you ever heard of a LOTR Holiday Special!?
by SirNi

Arwen can kick butt in a skirt and sixteen crinolines. Unlike Amidala, who must strip to leggings and a midriff-baring shirt.
by Dru

Beauty, Grandeur, Grace, and Absolution, none of which Star Wars posses
by Christine Sechrist

$325,736,000
by SirNi

LOTR is better than SW because...Gollum doesn't sound like Grover
by Warren

Gandalf's friend and ally who owed him a life debt was Gwahir Windlord, the noble king of the giant eagles. Qui Gon had Jar Jar.
by Thorongil

LOTR: Because even the dumbest creatures in LOTR would be smart enough to know that making Jar Jar a senator is a bad idea
by Chuck Song

LotR is better: NO JAR JAR!!!!!!!
by Wizzard

The White Council in LORT included Galadriel, who was youthful and divinely beautiful despite being over 4000 years old. Yoda of the Jedi Council looked like hell after a mere 900.
by Farbourne

Backwards does everything Gollum say NOT
by Simon Rillion

LOTR is better than SW because there were never any incestuous overtones between the main characters.....
by Clairice

Chicks will actually go with you to a LOTR movie.
by SirNi

LOTR is better because Jackson "get's it".
by J. M. Sanchez

there's no brother/sister lovin' in lord of the rings
by shadowfax

Two Words: GOLD BIKINI
by Homoe Erectus

LOTR is better: Gollum is real !
by Wanda Patton

LOTR is better than SW because the furry movie characters never launch into song
by Clairice

LOTR is better than SW because the heroes never need to stop on strange planets to refuel.
by Clairice

In Star Wars you have Ben, A wizard who's just a crazy old man. In LOTR you have Gandalf and Saruman, two wizards who are just crazy old men.
by Davie Cracker

Thrawn should have won.
by JAR JAR BINKS! JAR JAR BINKS!

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by a

No competition, LOTR has depth and feels like history. SW feels pretentious and shallow. And lets face it, SW wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for LOTR.
by WhiteAslan

JAR JAR SUX
by Mike C.

Three words why Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars: No Jar Jar. 'nuff said.
by N?mir of L?rien

Liv Tyler she's way babe licious!
by Matt

Four words; The Empire Strikes Back
by Evil Rhysafi

Jar-Jar Binks...duh LOTR doesn't screw up that badly
by Joe Schmo

LOTR is better than SW because nobody tries to make you feel sorry for the bad guy at the end of the movie.
by Clairice

LOTR is better than SW because there are no hidden public service announcements denouncing smoking.
by Clairice

orlando bloom
by kiley

LOTR is better than SW because the heroes smoke pipe weed (a.k.a. Old Toby)!
by Clairice

lotr - why? three words - pointy hat trick...*winks @ vsd readers*
by

Dooku would wipe the floor with sauromon
by booboo-feet

If Luke wanted to go through the black gate, he would use he force to knock all the orcs off, and then cut through the gate with a lightsaber......
by Dack

Frodo doesn't have some sort of twisted "I don't like sand" thing for Sam
by Alex

Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars because the awesome actors!!!
by Brett

LOTR has a better cast and a more believable world and goes more in depth than Star Wars
by Michelle

The fact that Star Wars wouldn't exist without Lord of the Rings
by William Hager

LOTR is more believable.
by superstar

LOTR is soo much better than. SW is a bit too wierd and other-worldly. LOTR has more emotion and depth to it like with the elves and the whol Aragorn and Arwen problem. LOTR also has Legolas in it.
by Joanna

A schizophrenic CGI character is preferable to a retarded one.
by Araboz

Two words why LOTR is better than SW: No Jar-jar.
by Katie Noyb

LOTR btr: When the "wise" guy returns he's not an hologram (have you ever seen Yoda the White?)
by Francisco Luis Naranjo Correa

LOTR is better in just one word... Storyline.
by The Lemon Joeco

LOTR doesn't have Natalie Portman running around in skin tight clothing!
by Bausch

No Hyperdrive! No Problem!
by Rosie Baggins

Because Gollum could kick Jar Jar's "bombad" anyday....
by Ruralrage

Short computer animated characters
by Anthony

lightsabers are better weapons than frying pans.
by Natalie

Excellent bad guys
by Anthony

LOTR is not a romance tagged 'action film'
by Tar-ancalime

"Sarumon" vs. "Count Dooku" - one is cool, the other is just plain silly.
by Becky

LOTR is better than SW because there are no politicians in Middle-Earth.
by Clairice

Gollum is not a waste of pixels, unlike Jar-Jar.
by Loren

Two words: Christopher Lee
by Andakin

Natalie Portman's stilted dialog vs. the talented actors in LOTR
by brian ferullo

Wait 3 years for 3 amazing crafted films. Unlike 10 years for a couple decent film moments.
by Tony

Sindarin and Quenyan are easier to learn than Huttenese
by Natalie Greenleaf

Unlike the Ents, the wooden acting in Star Wars required no special effects
by Paz Gul Bonza

Gollum
by Barry Mycockinher

Gollum. Nuff said.
by britfancier

Helms Deep nuff said
by Big Dick Mahonay and the Jerkoffs

LOTR is better than Star Wars because it actually has a deeper meaning and J.R.R. Tolkien is so much cooler.
by Melissa (aka Legolas)

Better Director in Peter Jackson
by George Lucas

When Star Wars uses the same actor for multiple roles, you can't tell
by Bobarhett

Gollum talks in coherent sentences. Not Yoda does.
by Tim D.

No Jar Jar Binks
by Muffdiver

Pete can't tease us with the promise of a new episode for 25 years and then make up something as lame as midichlorians.
by detante

Two words: Jar-Jar
by athena

It's more interesting and it's not weird space stuff with lasers. It's actually swords! NOT guns!
by Alyssa

Two words: Episode II (can work for both sides)
by Tim D.

Viggo Mortensen, Orlando Bloom, Sean Bean, Ian McKellen
by Jennifer

Karl Urban
by Kelly

Peter Jackson didn't call his second installment Episode II: I Was A Teenage Orc.
by Tim D.

Great New Zealand Landscapes
by Miranda

It's more satisfying to see an Orc get beheaded then a Stormtrooper fall down.
by Tim D.

Obi-wan would have sensed the destruction of Moria. " . . . as if a thousand dwarves cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."
by Gigi

Lord of the Rings is Better than Star Wars, because it has more taste to it. Plus, an Orc could whip a Storm Troopers ARSE :p
by Zhang

LOTR over SW: There might be some weird stuff going on between Frodo and Sam, but at least no one kisses his own sister.
by Cj Cramer

Gollum, Jar Jar . . . Gollum, Jar Jar. . . . Gollum, Jar Jar
by Lee Heller

Slave girl outfit. Need I say More
by Thomas Hartman

gollum looks so much better than jar jar binks
by

LOTR is better because of two words: Jar Jar. That sounds like "BottleBottle" anyway.
by hobbit11

LotR is better than star wars because george lucas has nothing to do with it.
by maggie

Lucas knows when to let scenes go from the movie for times sake.
by Darth Drama Diva

LOTR because of dialogue, story, and no crappy prequels
by Samwise

LOTR gave me time to finally balance my checkbook.
by Darth Drama Diva

At least Lord of the Rings has better sayings than "I have a bad feeling about this."
by

Why do you insist in troubling an already troubled mind?
by SirNi

I still think any Movie You can kiss your sister and get away with it is great!!!Chewie could took the whole orc army himself!
by JDog Jedi

"Orcs are even more futile than storm troopers. I mean, the only way they could hurt you is if thier decapitated heads fell on you.
by pendragon

Star Wars has lasers. No, no, it's the smoke machines that people really want... AHHH.!!!!
by zimmyzimdoom

Star Wars knows that villains should wear black, not white like in LOTR. (You think for a classic novel, they'd get their symbolism right! Sheesh!)
by Darth Drama Diva

Two words: Legolas Greenleaf. 'Nuff said.
by Elves rule!

Elijah Wood should have stopped at "North."
by Darth Drama Diva

Adventures, mushrooms, pipe weed, a Jedi craves not these.
by SirNi

SW has more true Brits/Australians, not the "learn from a dialect tape" type.
by Darth Drama Diva

CHRISTOPHER LEE!!
by SirNi

Liv Tyler is too whiney to be sexy. (Props to Natalie for the upmost sophistication.)
by Darth Drama Diva

What's cooler? A crybaby hobbit or a kickass Jedi warrior ready to slice off some limbs with his lightsaber?
by Jimmy

Come on! A movie that has it's own cliff notes...if it was a required reading in high school, there is no way I am going to revisit it for $8.50.
by Darth Drama Diva

Elves are hot
by AK

Aw...Only 46?
by Aww...

Because blowing up an Ewok is more fun than blowing up an Elf.
by Jedi Master Lou

In Star Wars, the tunnel walls on Geonosis came to life and mounted an ultimately futile attack. In TTT, the forrest came to life and kicked the crap out of Saruman.
by SirNi

Gimli is slightly less hairy than Chewbaca
by DiveTwin

LOTR as actors that can ACT!
by Vincent Pirozzi

LOTR as actors that can ACT!
by Vince

Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars, because THERE IS NO JARJAR BINKS!!!
by Kel

Why is Lord of the Rings better than Star Wars? 2 words: Orlando Bloom
by Devoted 2 LOTR & SW

Hayden's acting. Nuff said, right (Go LOTR!)
by Matty T

Elijah Wood, Orli Bloom. Nuff said, right?
by Arwen Imladris

LOTR Digital charecters are better than Star Wars, Gollum, nuff said right?
by Shannon Doty

top forty-six
by charles drolet

Um . . . um . . . the Force. It's always the Force. The Force guides us, the Force makes the lightsaber glow. IT'S THE FORCE, DANG IT!
by ssyoda

one word: arwen
by dcdurco

"we gets an intermission in LOTR we does" -Gollum
by HippieMetalRapper

I'm sorry, where there horses in SW? I guess I must have missed them.
by Rosewood Took

I don't know. Frodo's whining vs. Lukes whining.....it's a tough choice.
by BrenDarklighter

The fate of Middle-Earth is not ultimately decided by warrior carebears.
by Jon Herrera

The LOTR cast can actually act
by Samus

podracers and blasters and tie fighters and death stars and lightsabers and planets and...
by ...and cities and x-wings and comuters..

death stars and lightsabers and planets and...
by ...and cities and x-wings and comuters..

Rogue Jedi2222222
by LOTR - orcs can at least hit somthing

Even the CGI characters in LOTR can act!
by vesper

You decided between a ring that makes you invisible, or the Force, pleeeeze.
by Dork Vader

Frodo:"Hey Lukeyboy! Star Wars sucks! LOTR is better!" Luke: *igintes lightsaber* "exuse me?"
by blah :)

It does not even take a Homer Simpson to figure out the Star Wars kicks @$$
by blah :)

LOTR doesn't need to steal other universe's bad guys...
by julia

Elves don't seem to know about bras. Nuff said.
by RichardB

Because Lothr has gommlum
by Maceox

Alon time ago, in a galaxy far, far, ago, there where people who hated Trekkies. Now we hate Lord of the Ringers. Two words: Slauter fest
by blah :)

I'd like to see LOTR with... JAR JAR!! HAHAHAHAHA!
by blah :)

LOTR is better----i mean, Gollum's just so sexy!
by Lauri

LOTR Has the Hobbits and Elves!!
by Gemma Eds

LOTR doesn't have C-3PO or Jar-Jar in it!
by CLR

Star Wars is better because Stormtroopers hit more often than orcs (Don't belive me? They hit Leia once in ROTJ and orcs hit no main characters ever.)
by rancor_fury

LOTR is better because Frodo is not nearly as whiny as Luke. (Don't believe me? Luke says "But I was gonna go to the Tashi station to pick up some power converters! Waah!" You can't get whinier.)
by rancor_fury

One word: Lightsabers
by Monk the Schmuck

at least Jar-Jar didn't talk to himself
by the1Jugg

Gollum has less ear hair than Yoda. But, in Yoda's favor, he smells less like fish.
by Jennifer B.

Sure they both got a little wrinkley old man as one of the main characters, but at least Yoda doesn't talk to himself and isn't obsessed about some little peice of jewelry.
by Jacenmaz

Han Solo couldn't be scruffy-lookin' if his life depended on it! Now Aragorn on the other hand,... That's scruffy-lookin'!!! : )
by Seglotash

Toliken is better than Gorge Lucas!!! ;-)
by Holly

Unlike Gandalf, Yoda has found out that his cane is better for walking, and his lightsaber is better for fighting.
by Jacenmaz

Wookies have more hair than Frodo and Sam combined!
by Justin Mirsky

At least Star Wars has an actual villain, not some stupid burning eye sitting on top of a tower.
by Jacenmaz

Do Star Wars people have to fight Balrogs and hoards of orcs? No, just little people in cheesy white suits!
by Chloe Greenleaf (For LOTR of course)

LOTR - At least Gollum's battles are realistic!
by Marty McFly

Why can't we all just get along?? We're all geeks in the end!!!
by Holly

Rancors could kick a cave trolls ass.
by Jacenmaz

Heck, even ewoks can kick a cave trolls ass.
by Jacenmaz

I'd rather be a Jedi than a hobbit. Nuff said!
by JediLaura01

Easy! Orlando Bloom.
by Jewels

Gollum makes Jar-Jar look like a sock puppet
by Paul

You can see LOTR more than once
by Silver Compass

You don't have to wait for five/three more years to see the conclusion of LOTR
by Silver Compass

Hobbits are cuter then Ewoks
by Haden's Girl

In Star Wars, the magic swords ALWAYS glow (didn't you see that bit in Fellowship where Frodo's sword stops glowing? Musta run outa batteries)
by Emilien Took

Harrison Ford
by jedijess

Carrie Fisher
by jedijess

The Ringwraiths are scarier then Darth anyone, and their only MINIONS!
by lCU

Mark Hamill.......oh, waite.........
by jedijess

Uuuuuummmmm.......Harrison Ford!!!
by jedijess

Sir Alec Guinness
by jedijess

Hayden is better looking than Elija
by Rogue -13

LOTR is better because major characters are killed off nearly as often as the stormtroopers
by Draug

Lord of the Rings
by Melissa

The One Ring Of Power is easily reduced to slag when Anakin, frustrated that Gimli's axe broke on it during the meeting, ignited his lightsaber and put an end to it right then and there.
by Tycho Celchuuu

Two Words: White Spandex
by Dude

Star Wars used fuzzy forest critters to attack the imperial base, while LOTR used the FOREST.
by Draug

Star wars looks like a playstation 2 game
by S3we|2R@ng3r

Although an Oliphaunt and an AT-AT are about even when it comes to destructive power, an Oliphaunt from LOTR isn't stupid enough to keep walking after its legs are tied up!
by Draug

Eowyn - that's all I have to say
by Jennifer

Fashionable mullet hobbit hair.
by

Star wars--lightsabers that burn a wound closed after striking an opponent so there is no bleeding, LOTR--has REAL swords that cause buckets 'o blood to shoot across the room!
by Draug

orlando and elijah are hot
by sarah

Our Yoda has two personalities
by Elizabeth L. Farrar *ELF*

Lord of the Rings is better
by Kyle

(spoiler from the third LOTR movie)--the female lead, Eowyn, actually gets into an important sword duel with the bad guy instead of just using her "diplomatic tact" to befriend the forest critters.
by Draug

Han Solo is a filthy rogue who turns out to be, er, a slightly cleaner rogue, while in LOTR Strider, the filthy rogue, becomes Aragorn, king of mankind.
by Draug

LotR fans don't have to sit through poor anamation
by Elbereth Anderson

Gollum talks funny because he's got split personality probelms and is Legally Insane. Jar Jar, what's your excuse???
by Draug

There is no jar-jar bings in LOTR
by EvilDevil

A Jedi craves not adventure, yet the Star Wars gang had the greatest adventure in the galaxy. Frodo didn't want an adventure, but was forced to against his will. Who is the better Jedi?
by Draug

Jar-jar, nuff said.
by Achtung

Boba Fett--cool bad guy who almost never speaks, flys, excellent hitman, but human=can be eaten. Ringwraith--inhuman, flys, excellent hitman, cannot be eaten.
by Draug

LOTR is better: Gollum, instead of Jar Jar. Nuff said, right?
by ZenFrodo

C-3PO
by WHY?! Because I am in charge here!

LOTR--characters originally introduced as comic relief become major dramatic characters by the third instalment. Jar Jar, C-3P0, Watto, &co., are just THERE.
by Draug

In LOTR, when I ask for milk, I get regular white milk, not blue yeast goop dammit!
by Draug

1 - Jedi. With lightsabers. 2 - Jedi that KNOW how to use lightsabers. 3 - Sith that can't stay alive for very long without their starfleet. 4 - Natalie Portman. 5 - Do you WANT me to get to 46?
by Gali

The Hobbitry in Arms (the informal Shire militia that hasn't seen serivice in centuries), could easily force the Gungans and Ewoks into extinction.
by Draug

Major action scene: in A New Hope: garbage-squid attacks Luke, in LOTR: a 40 foot Kraken tries to eat Frodo (the Watcher in the Water)
by Draug

If Greedo had been replaced by Legolas when he had to beat Han to the draw in the cantina, Legolas would be the one flipping the bartender a credit.
by Draug

dialogue that doesn't need a dictionary to understand
by David M.

They know how to Party in LOTR
by Odiche

Legolas! Star Wars doesn't have elves. But LOTR doesn't have lightsabers. It's a tie :)
by Jessica Lohr

Even Stormtroopers don't die in battle as fast as orcs
by Crazybirdman@aol.com

Ewoks and the Ewok Movie. 'nuff said
by Jack

Luke depends on a "mystical, invisible energy field" to protect his body, while Frodo uses the Middle-earth equilvalent of a kevlar-vest.
by Draug

No on in LOTR has yet to utter a line on par with "two starfighters against a star destroyer?!"
by Jack

Elves created their language with the intention that it sound beautiful, while Huttese sounds like an African bushman doing a poor rendition of the H.M.S. Pinafore.
by Draug

Frodo and Sam brought all of the hiking and cooking gear they needed with them. In Star Wars, even though they are traveling across the Galaxy I doubt that even of them knows where their towel is:)
by Draug

well thats a hard choice cuz LOTR has Frodo but SW has Anakin and Luke. i am trouble deciding if Frodo should be penalized more for his dancing that luke and anakin for their whining. i have to think.
by rebel scum

45-LOTR had a useful sequel.!
by Oh no not another Jawa!

In Star Wars, the really hairy guy was way too tall for the formual to work. LOTR got it right by making the really hairy guy, the short guy.
by Draug

Legolas is hotter then Anakin. On the flip side though, Yoda is sooooo much cooler then Gollumn / Smeogol / Ralph Nader (whatever)
by Fwiffo

star wars
by Lincoln Coe

In Star Wars, when the Imperials advance on Echo Base, a full retreat is ordered. When Helm's Deep was attacked by 10,000 Uruk-hai, King Theoden stood his ground saying, "Let them come!".
by Draug

Who's the wicked Jedi dude, got a purple 'saber and a bad attitude? Mace! (Can you dig it?)
by Forcestaff

i've decided to just compare episodes 4,5,6 becuz A:they are much better and B: there are only going to be 3 LOTR so that puts Frodo worse than Luke
by rebel scum

The people in LOTR you have a crush on aren't in their forties by now ( :-( )...
by DeJade_Vu

Star Wars is better becaus: Padme....Leia...and Jabba's Dancers
by Jedi Wannabe

No one complains that the Tolkien books aren't canon.
by HandmaidenEirtae

LOTR does not have Jar Jar binks. that takes the bacon, do battle
by vardaer

At least Gandalf didn't hit his head on Bilbo's DOOR!
by DeJade_Vu

LOTR has more history and is deeper than Star Wars.
by

They have Viggo & ORLANDO!!!!!!! Orli is so hot!!!
by Rachel

LOTR has a bunch of elves. ELVES! ARGGHH! Its like a boring 4-hour movie, *and* a bad holiday special, all in one!
by plutoneam

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, right?
by Admiral Karrde

None of the alien languages are made up!
by Hamish

Christopher Lee is more hardcore in SW
by Aaron Clemens

LOTR is better: When you're done watching Star Wars, you're all done. When you're done watching LOTR, you can keep going...and going...and going...to your heart's content with all the books.
by Marcia Banach

No, Liv Tyler is better
by Hamish

If the Clone army fought the Orc army, I think the Clone army would win....
by Detective John Kimble

star wars is definitely better, entirely due to jean luc picard. oh, wait, wrong space-opera. LOTR by default then.
by gnarphlager

LOTR - coz Lucas didn't write the script.
by TheLidlessEyes

Star Wars- Natalie Portman hey can you blame me. LOTR: Legolas hey he's an elf sniper. I think Nat gives Star Wars a lead.
by rogueforce1

NTLBYFD
by Natalie's boyfriend

Pro-SW: no confusing names!
by Cr33dos3

lotr because the humor worked. c-3po can ruin any battle
by dshjad

I like both star wars and lotr! Lotr is an awesome book and movie while with star wars, the first made movie was awesome but the latests ones aren't as good! You feel in another world with lotr!
by Vicki Sharma

Less old guys
by carboitehydrates

Hell in Star Wars they have lightsabers...lightsabers...you know swords that can cut anything...lightsabers...
by IAMYODA

balrogs eat banthas for breakfast
by mike

"Meesa bombad" vs "My precious..."
by Porto John

Why LOTR is better than Star Wars: Because Lord of the Rings is a long beloved classic of modern literature, and has been known far longer than Star Wars. And Star Wars looks really fake.
by Andrew

There's no Jar-Jar in Lord of the Rings
by Alyssa

Spock Sucks
by carboitehydrates

Star Wars fans aren't literate enoug to read the Books.
by Michael

Star Wars is 100% Grade A Home Grown in the USA!
by carboitehydrates

Bitches, Blunts, and Big Screen TVs
by carboitehydrates

1 word: The Force
by carboitehydrates

the Force -- the original, non-stupid-parasite, religious Force. Ep4 and 5 are better; the rest shouldn't have been made.
by James

No Horses
by carboitehydrates

Lord of the Rings is fiction.
by carboitehydrates

The Lord of the Rings
by joepaulmitchell

Christopher Lee!!!
by carboitehydrates

Space
by carboitehydrates

Rings are for women.
by carboitehydrates

Cause Forest Gump is a retard.
by carboitehydrates

two words; Hydro Spaner
by carboitehydrates

Most Hated Villian in Cinema Histroy - Jar Jar Binks
by carboitehydrates

They might have dwarves, but we have YODA!!!!!
by Luke Skylimper

Star Wars rated PG - Lord of the Rings PG-13
by carboitehydrates

Hardcore Beach Volleyball
by carboitehydrates

Light Sabers, Darth Vader
by SithLord

Miranda Otto is pretty damn hot if you ask me..
by Tom Gilbert

Luke and Leia. Grrroowwlll...
by carboitehydrates

The guy who wrote Lord of the Rings - DEAD.
by carboitehydrates

Count Dooku - Cool Name; Bilbo Baggins - Lamo
by carboitehydrates

Star Wars has guns, space ships, and Kenny Baker.
by carboitehydrates

Cause Quiditch rocks!
by carboitehydrates

The Bullseye
by Yoda fighting with a lightsaber

Star Wars has more midgets.
by carboitehydrates

Star Wars has black people.
by carboitehydrates

George Lucas sold his soul to the Devil.
by carboitehydrates

There's no such thing as The Shards of the Lightsaber
by Cirrocco

The Gorax is the bomb diggity
by carboitehydrates

No Freakin' Ewoks!
by Ryan

Everyone loves the Jawas.
by carboitehydrates

People love the Maqui, Gizmo Baggins.
by carboitehydrates

In SW, giant armies of monsters, elves, dwarfs and men aren't all fighting over some silly golden ring!
by Reemi S.

People can actually STAY AWAKE through Star Wars movies.
by Luke Skylimper

The guy who directed LOTR is named Peter!
by carboitehydrates

Figwit kicks Bubba's but - and we don't need to have his past explained!
by Sprite

Darth Vader - Role Model for Asmadics.
by carboitehydrates

Han Solo
by Andrew Miksch

Mark Hamil is a God!
by carboitehydrates

hell...at least LoTR fans can converse in elvish...i don't see any SW fans conversing in basic...
by flashbax

The legondairy metal bikini.
by Ryan Wear

Gollum looks like Ralph Nader.
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

Chewbacca is a God!
by carboitehydrates

Tron beats them all.
by carboitehydrates

You can take SW fans seriously. LOTR? Well, uhhhhh........
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

One word: Gollum!
by Mara Jinn

One word: Legolas!!
by Mara Jinn

One word: Yoda!!
by Mara Jinn

the FORCE!!!!!!
by Mara Jinn

"Is that an evil, posessed ring in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me," simply does NOT work
by Yoda Soup

In LOTR power is held in rings, in SW there's the power of the Force!!
by Mara Jinn

LOTR doesn't have Jar Jar Binks.
by Rebecca

I Love Them BOTH!!!!!!
by Mara Jinn

A balrog could take a Rancor any day of the week.
by Daniel Glasglow

Those crazy British.
by carboitehydrates

LOTR has better acting!!
by Ortaine Z

Han and Leia's kiss scene didn't last 10 minutes.
by Daniel Glasglow

Because Gollum is 10 times better than Yoda
by Nancy

It doesn't take a genius to realize that LOTR could NEVER happen in our lifetime.
by Daniel Glasglow

Peek of Mark Hamil's Scotum when he is in Bancta Tank
by carboitehydrates

As opposed to Star Wars, which is highly feasible.
by Daniel Glasglow

Lord of the Rings fans can speak multiple languages from the movie fluently.
by Ortaine Z

No body, and I mean nobody, likes a Pro-Louge
by carboitehydrates

Because no matter how hard the Elves made Narsil...even a Padawan has a lightsaber that will cut through mithril like a hot knife on butter!
by Yoda Soup

lotr is better
by sandy

The Lord of the Rings has no Music. None.
by carboitehydrates

Lord of the Rings was filmed in Braille
by carboitehydrates

Which would you rather kiss, a wookie or an Elf Babe? My thoughts exactly...if you said wookie than your sick, sick!!
by Colin

"This is not the ring you are looking for..." "This is not the ring I am looking for,"
by Yoda Soup

Star Wars will have SIX movies when finished!!! Oh, wait, LOTR will probably *still* be longer, and with onely THREE movies!!
by Ortaine Z

Luke would want to try and find the good in Saruman.
by Daniel Glasglow

Gandolf and Sauromans Love Scene (That does beat Star Wars, Sorry)
by carboitehydrates

Frodo aka Elijah Wood is alot better looking then Anikin Skywalker.
by Jessica

Kevin Spacey is Kiaser Sosay.
by carboitehydrates

Because Elves are waaaay cooler than Kaminoans...
by Mara Jinn

We get to see a short 900 year old green alien go from leaning on a cane to tearing apart a Sith Lord
by Zman

LOTR baddies can actually *hit* the broad side of a barn!
by Mara Jinn Z

How is Frodo going to get Luke? Jump up punch him in the knee?
by Randall Flagg

I didn't really understand how you can dig up Uruk-kai, but the Kaminoans just laid out in detail how to mass-produce clones. It was much more believable.
by Daniel Glasglow

Sauron's Solution: Send nine guys dressed in all black to track down the enemy. The Empire's solution: BLOW UP THE PLANET!
by Yoda Soup

Star Wars clone army= very cool! Lord of the Rings Saurman's army=jaw dropping, spine chilling, awe inspiring fear!!!
by Ortaine Z.

Middle-earth might have Trolls, Orcs and Hobbits -- but thank God there no Jar Jar!
by Griffin Hagle

The whole point of Star Wars isn't to distroy its major prop--We'll still have ours to sell on e-bay.
by Randall Flagg

When Luke left home, he got over it.
by Daniel Glasglow

Frodo only loses a finger; Luke gave a hand baby! (Sorry if that spoiled it for you)
by Daniel Glasglow

Would a line like 'Bilbo never told you what happened to your father....' really work?
by Daniel Glasglow

Yoda Vs. Gollum. You decide (polygon count not an issue)
by Daniel Glasglow

Aren't they pretty much the same?
by Daniel Glasglow

Gollum is no where near as annoying then Jar Jar
by Jabba The Hatt

Hottie in SW: Ewan. Hotties in LotR: Orlando, Viggo, Elijah, Billy, Dominic, Sean B, David, Craig, ect...
by Mrs. Kenobi

Niether, because both orcs and stormtroopers, when massivly outnumbering the enemy, can't beat anything!
by Mrs. Kenobi

No annoying "scuba breathing" noise to ignore.
by Jody

LOTR over SW: No body is anybody's father.
by Jody

Reasons 1-10: Aragorn, reasons 11-14 the cute lil hobbits, reasons 15-18 Eomer, reasons 19-25 Shadowfax, reason 26 Gandalf's battle with the Balrog, reasons 27-46...Legolas!
by Jedi Knight Ivyan-Eowyn

Why does there even need to be competition?
by lunagirl

LOTR kicks Star Wars butt because LOTR actually makes sense and Star Wars, well lets not go there.
by Asfaloth

Because Lord of the Rings does'nt turn into a big joke half way through, like Star Wars does.
by Anthony Awad

AAAH!!! Nassty!!! Nassty Jedises!!!
by Darth Bone

Could the One Ring stand up to a lightsaber? I don't think so, and you could save yourself a trip to the Cracks of Doom, too.
by Jedi With A Vengeance

... because TheOneRing.net doesn't have a humor section!
by Princess Rah

LOTR is way better than Star Wars because JRR Tolkien was a world famous and accomplished writer and whoever made up Star Wars is not in any way sane or for that matter not even close.
by Rosie Cotton

in LOTR "master will hurt me" is funny , In SW George will promise...then hurt me is not...
by Gord Marquis

Clonetroopers could beat out Orcs anyday!
by Doran

The LOTR books were written BEFORE the movie. Way before.
by Kameia

people don't die in water and lay there forever. they always burn up or at least get a hole in their pancreas or something
by WWWWOOOKKKIIEEEEEEEE it has 2 Es

We have Gollum, you have... JarJar.
by Falred

Lord of the Rings is FULL of beautiful men -- Star Wars has only a choice few
by Lady Luke Skywalker

thereis NO reason LOTR is better thatn Star Wars
by kenObi one Kenobi

LOTR doesn't have George Lucas screwing up at every turn...
by sir spanky

Let's just have the balrog fight the rancor, then we'll decide which is better.
by doggans

SW is better.one reason:THE FORCE!!!
by KenObi one Kenobi

Natalie Portman
by Tyler Rizzo

Star Wars is better because...LIGHTSABERS! (need I say more?)
by Obi-Wang Kenobi

Well duh! It's cuz of the differences! LOTR is about a sissy guy gettin' help fro man old guy enable to fight the dark forces, and Star Wars... wait.
by Newbie Wan Kenobi

The Lord of the Rings' humor editor updates EVERY week! (hint! hint!)
by Newbie Wan Kenobi

LOTR is better- Orlando Bloom
by Bethany

SW is better- Ewan McGregor
by Bethany

Each movie actually has a beginning and end.
by wisefool

The relevent backstory can be told in a 30-second scroll, not a 900-page novel.
by wisefool

...um...hmm. Can I get back to you that?
by I'm a funny guy!

George Lucas is just playing around, come on Ewoks and Gungans. He had plenty of time to think up soemthing better than Ewoks, and he got the Gungans!
by Kennedy Gandy

I prefer LOTR because it's more intellectual and less of a fairy tale. It has more backround information that doesn't have conflicts in it like SW backround info has.
by Dez

The Jawas are way cooler than the hobbits! The Hobbits have big feet! but the Jawas have cool glow in the dark eyes!!
by wan-abi keen!obi

Jar Jar
by Donnie

LoTR is better then Star Wars because the orcs can actually aim!
by Tygrestick

1. Natalie Portman
by Donnie

2. Natalie Portman in a night gown
by Donnie

3. The Nexu
by Donnie

4. The fact that the Nexu takes a good deal of Natalie Portman's shirt off
by Donnie

Star Wars Dosent take 3 hours to watch
by Bradleykl

5. Natalie Portman in a tight, white belly-shirt
by Donnie

LOTR doesn't need sexual appeal, great explosions, a tolerance for illiteracy, or Ewoks, to entertain the fans.
by Kennedy Gandy

6. Jar Jar Binks (Sorry, I had to use someone to bring me down from my "Natalie Portman high")
by Donnie

Dang it! LOTR is just stupid!!!!
by Princess Nuri

WHAT? that is the stupidist question ON EARTH...er should i say univers? hmmm.... well...SW will always be the best...hehe
by A-KAZ the dude with the food...

Compared to orcs, stormtroopers can actually KILL something without getting their heads
by Wazzy

Compared to orcs, stormtroopers can actually KILL something without getting their heads hacked off.
by Fuzzy Wazzy

Hello? Hello? Chris, are you there? Are you okay? Have you taken your medicine today? Hmmm... *puts hand on editor's forehead* Maybe you have a fever...
by Princess Nuri

"(Or LOTR is better than SW)" This is a SW site, Editor. How dare you even SUGGEST such a thing!
by Princess Nuri

No talking trees... I think...
by Lightofdarkness

I'm not even going to dignify this with a response... except... ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR TWISTED, PERVERTED MIND?
by Princess Nuri

YES! I KNEW IT! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR TWISTED, PERVERTED MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Princess Nuri

LOTR has an edge with the fact that their halflings don't worship fruity droids. (3P0, thats what you get for no phone call for 4 months!)
by Giggled jedifun

In LOTR there's a dumb, whiny blond dude who's the hero of the whole thing... Now in SW... wait a minute... uhhh... OKAY, on to Reason #2...
by Princess Nuri

its a tie between Elves and Darth Vader.
by Darth Rob

You can actually understand what the short ones are saying (in LOTR)
by neno tutsar

LOTR's has the Hot MOME (Men of Middle Earth)
by Galor5

One person...Orlando Bloom
by BubbleyBubbles

Gollum can Kick Yoda's Ass!
by Matty

In LOTR, the computer-generated character ADDS to the plot.
by Josh Johnson

LOTR. At least until the Two Towers: SE, with edited scenes where Legolas only shoots back in self defense.
by Paul

The Lord of the Rings books have no continuity errors...
by Ortaine Jade

One word: Dialogue
by DataDroid

Elijah Wood!!
by Ortaine, a hobbit at heart

The LOTR script is waaay better than SW!!
by Mara Jinn

Warwick Davis doesn't NEED post-production "shortening"!
by Chris Knight

Well, considering LOTR doesnt' have Jar Jar...
by Darth Rob

LOTR: Better writing, acting, use of tech; Lucas should study and learn from the features on the LOTR:FOTR:EE DVD. Wanted to SW to be better. It's not.
by Cameron Tidwell

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, right?
by sarj

There was never a LOTR holiday special.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

"A bow... not so clumsy or random as a lightsaber."
by spaghetticake

Merry and Pippin are slightly less annoying than C3PO and R2D2. Slightly.
by Ryan

LOTR is better bcuz ...HELLO?! Where else can you see hobbit hotties??
by B.S

The ale at the Prancing Pony beats the blue swill at the cantina every time!
by Menechil

You guys rule! I love BOTH movies and now i can be at peace with the force err... the shire err... never mind.
by DarthGandalf

Druids? Shmuids! They don't even have lightsabres!
by Gary T

Stormtroopers have better personal hygiene than orcs!
by Jedi_Boricua

PJ has the decency to release his movie only one year apart instead of three
by DataDroid

(Assuming we're referring to the prequels and not the Trilogy) At least the main characters in LOTR are likeable
by DataDroid

Star Wars is better than LOTR because Star Wars midgets can beat up LOTR midgets anyday.
by Name.

The whole story isn't spent obssesing over a piece of jewelery
by PrincessPadme

Legolas' 'tail is sooo much nicer than Anakin's...
by Sally Nogg

I don't cringe when I hear half the Lord of the Rings lines
by Grim Melee

TOR.N gets updated at least three times as much
by DataDroid

SW is better than LOTR because of the gold bikini!
by LeeKenobi

Three words: Jar Jar Binks
by JonnieB

Thanks to the decisions made by Lucas, Jackson will never create an orcish character named "Ask Aak"
by Arazac

"Natalie Portman. Nuff said, right?" I just hope that when he said Natalie Portman he meant c-3P0
by jedi slap

Pointy ears are more fashionable than hair rolled into two buns
by BrambleroseBrandybuck

The one ring is more powerful than the force, didn't you see Sauron in the prologue?
by Andy Niles

Natalie Portman is QUITE the hotty!
by John O'Keefe

*looks at giant star wars sign...then at a similar LOTR sign*wwwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh... why are you makeing me choose!!!!
by EXTREAMLY CONFUSED FAN

There were no stupid CGI pears in TLotR
by Edmund Campion

Peter Jackson simply cannot make shit up as he goes along.
by Matt F. Smith

LOTR is better than Star Wars: I mean sure, SW has Jedi and all...but you can't beat watching an archer elf kick bootie
by Rooster

Lotr is better because it has superior cinematography, story and direction
by Robert Maxwell

Better acting: Gollum or Jar Jar Binks? You decide.
by Richard Tsai

Interspecies relationships work in Middle Earth. I don't think Leia and Chewbacca ever had chance.
by Lindsay Wilson

Star Wars is where we're going, LOTR is where we've been.
by Bladecarver

Could you imagine an enormous slug storming the castle?
by Bladecarver

Hokey religions and ancient rings are no match for a blaster at your side
by Darth Idiot

Two words: Darth Vader
by Cloud Tiamat

No Actors + No Plot = 2 Hours of CGI! But hey, millions of virgins will still show up to watch!
by skurvy

It's not better! Just check the B.O. reports.
by truthman

LotR: Gollum. Star Wars: Jar-Jar Binks. Nuff said
by JAdams

Well, OK, Yoda was cool, but he still wasn't done as well as Gollum.
by JAdams

LOTR came first
by Sally

Sauron could beat the crud out of Palpatine... and he was just the leiutenant of the original dark lord.
by JAdams

SW is better cos Frodo only lost a finger, Luke lost his WHOLE HAND!
by F. T. Crodis

SW is better 'cause LOTR doesn't have KICK ASS HUMOR EDITORS ath their fan sites!
by HaHaRich!

LOTR is better 'cause SW has BROWN-NOSIN' HUMOR SUBMITERS!!!...hey, wait a tick...
by HaHaRich!

Have you ever seen Peter Jackson wear flannel? And if you did, were you smoking pot at the time?
by The Guy With The Face

Hobbits don't pull peoples arms outta their sockets when they lose.
by The Guy With The Face

Elijah Wood can kick Kenny Bakers' ass any day!
by The Guy With The Face

LOTR > Star Wars cause Lucas basicly ripped of Tolken by borrowing so many of his ideas and changing the setting to "outer space" & never giving him credit or even just a thank you. Remember Willow?
by Joe Manco

Star Wars is better that LOTR because...S comes before L in the alphabet
by Confused

I am fluent in 6 million ways SW is better!
by D3PO

LOTR, because schizophrenic short green dudes are better then dyslexic short green dudes.
by Brandon

At least stormtroopers can aim better than those bloody orcs!
by Daedalus

No Max Rebo Band in LOTR,dude!
by Rebel Rouser

John Williams would waste Howard Shore in a fight. I mean c'mon the guy looks like a 60 year-old Harry Potter (scar not included)
by Handful of Jedi Soup

Because...hey! no way! LOTR Rocksssss
by Double OO

lotr is better because peter jackson hasn't fucked up the prequels yet
by goose

A lightsaber hurts a lot more than a ring when you hit somebody with it.
by RU ARTOO?

Grrr...must...decide...gah! GOLLUM KICKS JAR-JAR'S @$$!!! GAAAAHH!!! ::collapses from over-geek-exertion::
by Qui-Gon Joe

they're even: Lotr has orcs/trolls/balrogs, SW has Fetts
by Ugluk Fett

It'll be twenty years till somebody messes up LOTR with a snappy new dance number.
by RU ARTOO?

It'll be twenty years till somebody messes up LOTR with a "snappy new dance number."
by RU ARTOO? (pro-rings here)

Yeah...and Jar Jar has something over Gollum because...?
by Ersh

Hobbits don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose.
by RU ARTOO?

No JarJar Binks
by Tim

Who needs Leggy when you've got cybernetic leg extensions?
by Vader_Incarnate

A jumbo coke is like a bathroom death wish with 3hrs of LOTR.
by RU ARTOO?

Elijah Woods. Nuff said, right?
by Varda

What!? no cave troll farting!.....what was that kiwi thinking...
by Lawrence

AOTC didn't have a dull twenty-minute sequence about elves (who shouldn't be in the movie) which competley stops the movie cold.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

because sauron is anakins greatgrandfather
by mike weaver, johnstown pa

LOTR is better because Gandalf hit his head on a doorway in a classier way than the stormtrooper
by Jess

No prancing elves.
by Edgar Greyshadow

When Gandalf goes over a cliff, he can still come back for the sequel.
by Jedi of Rohan

LOTR IS BETTER BECAUSE......, IN LOTR THERE IS NO FRIGGIN JAR JAR BINKS!!!!!
by Aragorn Skywalker

A blaster is no match against a good bow (Battle of Endor).
by Lars

Gollum kicks Yoda's booty. Nuff said, right?
by chris

Lightsaber duels!
by Amidala1118

Frodo's weapon glows blue, Obi-wans glows blue AND cuts through anything!
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Gollum would kick Yoda's butt!!!
by Joe Hunter

Natalie Portman
by jake pantalleresco

star wars is better because it is an origninal screenplay
by thea

Because Star Wars is crap.
by Wayne Eastaugh

lotr is better cuz' orlando bloom and billy boyd are sooooooooooo sexy.
by Orangeblossom

With LOTR we got the three GREAT movies and the whole story in three years, with star wars we waited 20 years to find out what we already knew . . . that they suck!
by S.W. Sucks

LotR is better; just look at Jar-Jar and Jake Lloyd, yuck. But I still love SW! LotR is also deeper, in my opinion.
by Andy Norton

First Star Wars vs. Star Trek. Now Star Wars vs. LOTR. I've had it! A plague on all your houses; I'm off to watch Farscape.
by BetanSurvey

Orcs can actually hit things (only Imperial Storm Troopers are this precise?)
by Rogue Trabeculae

In LOTR defeating the enemy doesn't involve tossing him down a conviently placed shaft!
by Rogue Trabeculae

Star Wars
by def

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, right?
by Haldir

LOTR is better (for villians): Orcs can somtimes hit a target.
by Yoda47

Star Wars is better (for the good guys): Storm troopers can't hit anything.
by Yoda47

Hmm. Tough to call this is. Have glowing blue swords BOTH do!
by Yoda47

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by

Star Wars is better, the good guys come back to life! Oh, wait.....
by Yoda47

LOTR is lightyears beyond Star Wars. After the special editions and episodes 1 and 2 Star Wars has become Muppets In Space.
by iota mcgranule

Because Lucas couldn't have written the Star Wars Saga if Tolkien hadn't written LOTR, eh???
by Elena

You can make twice as many jokes about starwars
by def

LOTR is better than SW because...there ARE no LOTR spoilers--the books have been out for over fifty years!
by doggans

SW is better than LOTR because...unlike Spielberg and SW, CS Lewis never wanted to write the next LOTR book.
by doggans

It's not. Congrads to Episode 2 for their many RAZZIE nominations. Congrads.
by Baggins

On the one side you have Natalie, Aayla Secura, and Dorme...on the other side, you have Liv Tyler and Miranda Otto...
by doggans

There?s Millennium Falcon
by Feio

In LOTR, there are NINE Senators Palpatine, and not even one Jar-Jar
by AKB

Well, if we're talking about the Ralph Bakshi version of LOTR, I have a million reasons why SW is better.
by doggans

nein
by nein

LOTR has two things that SW never had: The charactors can act, and Tolkien can write dialogue.
by BloodHawk7

by Billu

Lord of the rings
by Alex

A lightsaber versus Sting or Anduril: Where are you gonna hedge YOUR bet?
by Pyro Sith

Bad guys just don't look as threatening in white. (You listening, Saruman?)
by Pyro Sith

The cute guys don't whine in LOTR.
by Pyro Sith

LOTR..the torture scene isn't cut. That's a plus, btw.
by Rhissanna

by Luiz F Tanajura

lftanajura@uol.com.br
by Luiz F Tanajura

Force Choke. "Apology accepted, Captain Needa"
by Daniel Vidal

The reason Star Wars is better than LOTR is because George can keep making SW movies if he wants.
by Charlie S.

LOTR guys are waaay cuter!!
by Vani

by Nicolas

Two words, Orlando Bloom, Period.
by Nicolas

LOTR is bettter because it's a book who came to life not just a f.... script
by Phillip Kazera

LotR Has MUCH better graphics and costumes
by AnnMarie Saunders

lae
by io

dapazinha
by Carol

SW is better than LOTR because...Lucas allows fanfilms to be made.
by doggans

Now really would u rather spend ur life in a tree with ewoks that dont even speak ur language or live with those nice hobbits who know how to throw a party?
by peregrin took

LOTR is better than SW because...the whole saga is actually coherent.
by doggans

lotr rules
by marc abelson

LOTR is better than SW because...A role in Star Wars wasn't Christopher Lee's lifelong dream.
by doggans

The Jedi use the Force. Hobbits have to use a freakin' ring.
by PH1L1P

LOTR is better than SW because...There never was a LOTR holiday special.(Of course, there *was* the evil Ralph Bakshi version...)
by doggans

sonyfx@hotmail.com
by Thomaz

by Didier

LOTR: Aragorn. SW: Jar Jar Binks. You do the math.
by AntiPersonnell

considering everyone else will post about Jar-Jar....
by deadjedi90

LOTR is better than SW because...At least LOTR had original languages, and not just backward Japanese...
by doggans

let me define SW: the prequels:Jar-Jar. the OT: Mark Hamill. LOTR: Alfred Dreary.
by deadjedi90

yes
by franklin dourado

LOTR
by Bruno

yes
by franklin dourado

sei la porra
by brunow

lord is mazing
by cadedo

aham
by gabi

One shot from the Death Star and your little Ring problem is solved.
by Tbone3000

LOTR doesn't have Gorge Lucas! That's enough
by Nota

turin
by balrog

Tolkien's a genius for one, and Elijah versus Hayden...I know who I wood give acting kudos to.
by julie wolf

Midgets in Star Wars can fly without being tossed.
by Stema Besas

dddddd
by vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

All the LOTR swords don't glow with magically delicious colors.
by E Meinen

vilouro@hotmail.com
by Vinicius Hector Abud Louro

by Gabriela

Os dois s?o bons igualmente, cada um ao seu jeito, pois aclaram o bem e o mal
by Felipe

In an epic battle, Gungans would kick Uruk Hay ass, Ewoks would defeat Orcs, Ringwraiths would be no match for Jedi?s and Christopher Lee would more agile and best armed.
by RisJedi

Os dois s?o bons igualmente, cada um ao seu jeito, pois aclaram o bem e o mal
by Felipe

George Lucas as more presentable beard, glasses and gut. Not to mention flannel collection.
by RisJedi

Because elves exist. Darth Vader just doesn't.
by Heike

Midgets in Star Wars can fly without being tossed.
by Stema Besas

robertolanznaster@bol.com.br
by roberto lanznaster

LOTR had to resort to the trickery of using "real'" landscapes
by Darth Schrader

LOTR is the original and best. It doesn't need special effects to make it good as it has the best storyline.
by darth eloise

*Insert reference to Monty Python here*
by ChrisZ

LOTR: Wow! Neat characters! SW: Wow... characters... in a completely computer generated landscape.. who can't act... who just sit, or walk in a straight line and say their lines..who..etc..
by Brian

Original
by Eduardo Ellery

Liv Tyler - Isn't it enough?
by Eduardo Ellery

because lotr have ents!
by Carlos

LoTR is a lot more mature
by Marcelo Camargo

hehhehee
by debil0oidre

by Murilo

The Bad Guys minions can kill a major caracter, Boromir! Can a Stormtrooper do that?
by Douglas Lambert Oliveira

With Star Wars 'magical' stuff, they don't have to wear any stuipd jewlery or anything.
by blah ;)

It's Star Wars. DUH!!!!
by Her Highness Julie

LOTR is better than SW because...the humor section at TheOneRing.Net is actually updated frequently. ;)
by doggans

Renato
by Renato

Lord of the rings
by Wagner Nascimento de Souza

Middle-Earth is more complex
by Maglor

Hayden is hotter than a hobit
by Ihearthayden

Because Arwen is much more hot than Amidala...
by Wagner Nascimento de Souza

lort
by juju

As far as little creatures go, Hobbits kick Ewoks asses, any day of the week.
by Jeremy

Lord of the rings
by Juju

LOTR is better than SW because...everyone knows Lucas stole his ideas from Tolkien anyway.
by doggans

Neither are better...
by

LOTR 's actually has a good prequel- pray that Peter Jackson doesn't decided to do that yet...look what happened to SW!
by Ash

faramiri
by tito

Lightsabers or Swords? Lihgtsaber!
by mastayoda

Both suck! It's all about Harry Potter!
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Lord of the Rings has trees saving their forest, Star Wars has rebels.
by Panicn' Skywalker

Senhorinho
by Henrique

Four Words: Natalie Portman in Corsett
by Jedi Tim

sei la
by rafael

We have hope to see Natalie Portman nucked
by Bruno

LOTR is not cool enough to be nominated for the RAZZIES unlike SW.
by Took

alethea
by Gustavo Huber Caetano

Swords in Star Wars glow the all the time.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

SW has Padme and Leia. LOTR has Arwen and Eowyn. Both franchises are winners.
by Sam the Brave

Elvish is a lot prettier than Huttese
by jedijess

LOTR has three long movies, SW has 6 normal length ones.
by snowmen4ever

Lotr doesn't have Jar Jar (though he could be added on by Jackson in Return of the King).
by Gimili, son of Gloin

Lotr would never even consider putting in N'Sync in their movies.
by Aragorn, son of Arathorn

Because Gollum gets killed, unlike Jar Jar.
by snowmen4ever

Lucas is not good enough to direct a high school play.
by Glenn

The LotR is better than SW because SW was based on LotR, and LotR is less tecnological than SW....and that's the world needs, more nature and not tecnology!!! =)
by Paulo(LotR fan of Brazil)

ety
by tdht

If Padme mudwrestles mandy moore in episode 3 ill never watch lotr again.
by Jerry Only

Sauron Is not Frodo's Father, Uncle, Brother, Cousin Etc. . .
by OrangeBlossem

Y
by Jedigrandmaster

LOTR is better because they go don't use technology to advance the story, but to enhance the story.
by Marie

Lightsabers are just a fancy-high-tech-neck-splitter-new-age substitute for a good ol' glowing elvish sword.
by John S Smith

emumaniaco
by evil templar

First, my butt doesn't get numb in a two hour movie. Second, I can't hold going to the bathroom for more than two and a half hours. Third, hmm... I guess lightsabers?? Anyway, Star Wars is better.
by Robbie

It's a lot easier to destroy the ultimate weapon in Star Wars.
by darth honkin

Star Wars is better because pointy ears, overall, are limited only to green folks like Yoda. I know Even Piell is an exception. Bottom line, point ears are a bad thing when they aren't green.
by Robert

do valle
by alessandra

One word; "lightsabers."
by Tim Piper

Well, they both have whiney little kids go on big missons...
by Tim Piper

because LotR doesn't have any frickin' muppets in it
by adamtheking

"Skywalker" is a cooler name than "Baggins."
by Tim Piper

Star Wars is, simply put, a better set of films. Any story that has the nerve to have an entire race of elves, without even mentioning Santa Claus, is totally disrespecting Christmas.
by Rob

George Lucas has never said "Luke lives!"
by Tim Piper

Jar Jar Binks. Nuff said, right? Clearly Star Wars is better.
by Roberto

I just want to see
by lcziulkoski

STAR WARS IS MUCH BETTER
by Bruno Menezes

Horses can't go hyper-speed.
by Tim Piper

Look, I don't understand why no one has mentioned this, but LotR has only three films/books. Star Wars has six! Do the math people!
by Robby

Six movies is better than three.
by Tim Piper

Anakin/Padme relationship SHOULD suck more nuts.
by Brock Everett

LOTR monsters feel more real than Star Wars ie. Gollum vs. ANYTHING!
by Justin Houle

Star Wars can't give me what LOTR can!!!
by orli's girl

by VIco

If Gandalf had had a lightsaber, the battle with the Balrog would have been MUCH quicker!
by huh?

jedi mind tricks
by Mark

Chewie is hairier than the ENTIRE LoTR cast put together.
by Nemesis

aaa
by andre

Hmmmm. Christopher Lee. A wise decision on both parts. More kick-ass as a wizard though!
by Grendall

More plotline,realistic special effects, and no annoying characters that you would like to see die a slow and painful death.(Jar-Jar anyone?)
by The one armed hobbit

by zz

Lord Vader can vaporate Sauron into little tiny bits and no body or hobbit can do anything about it. nayh nayh
by Clonetropper 1138 (the anti-hobbit)

In LOTR, you will never, ever, ever, EVER hear the word "Meesa."
by Bob Chipman

In ANH, you do NOT see George Lucas in the cantina chewing a carrot and burping. (Check out the scenes in the pub in FoTR if you wanna see Peter Jackson doing it.)
by Nemesis

Orcs are the only things in this or any other universe stormtroopers make better soldiers than. (And that's official!)
by Nemesis

Blod
by Eduardo

Star wars has light sabres :> {no contest!]
by Wayne Robson

Becuase I said so!
by Anonymous

dialogue: same actor, different writer: "There will be no dawn for men," and "This is just the beginning!" The first seems to have more of a chill to it.
by Enchilada_Man

Viggo Mortensen
by Therese

LOTR has..... but Starwars.... and.....but.....if....NO!!! your tearing me apart!!!!!!
by Minimac

In LotR, a peaceful little fellow leaves everything green and beautiful to save Middle Earth, and SW we have a pouty farmboy will only agree to leave with Ben after everyone he knows dies.
by Enchilada_Man

Holy crap!!! 46!!!!
by Minimac

Ewan McGreggor. Cealr enough?
by Amanda

Does it really matter? Either way someone's getting flamed. I mean, can't we all just get along?
by Mark Rosenthal

Well, if you toss somebody up in the air and impale them on a lighersaber, the lightsaber goes right through the body and hits your hands and you have a whole big mess.
by Anonymous

I like lord of the rings, but it is hard to b THAT interested in some movies about evil jewelry
by rancortooth

Because Gimli doesn't die in a LOTR spin-off book where Middle-Earth is invaded by aliens from a different galaxy.
by Anonymous

Because Sauron said so, dammit.
by Sauron

LOTR is better than Star Wars due to a reduced amount of incest.
by L&M

Liv Tyler. Now it's enough said!
by Luiz Samuel Menezes Fonseca

Let's see Arwen in a gold bikini--THEN we'll talk...
by Challenger099

Liz Tyler is sexy even without spilling out of her dress
by Aimee

ddd
by ddd

none
by renato

dti@sol.com.br
by Danilo

Elves can walk on snow better than any jedi knight
by EvilDevil

For all we know, the volcano Anakin falls in in Ep3 is actually Mount Doom.
by doggans

LOTR is better because you never see thousands of people posting angry flames online about Boromir's death, or a plot to bring him back.
by Togroman Defender of Something or Other

Natalie Portman = Nuff said, but for why Lord of the Rings is *better*.
by Nana

Alm
by Max Argentin

jar jar vs. gimli (both are "comedic relief") hmmmm..... which should die? let me think
by rebel scum

by a

lotr
by a

crappy CGI vs. the cool program that controls the Orks
by rebel scum

which is cooler Darth Maul or something that look like it tore through crap? seriously!
by rebel scum

light sabers or a ring? need i say more
by Darth Spear Britney

by rebel spy

does LOTR have a cool humor website? I THINK NOT! (i hope sucking up will actually get me something posted)
by darth bush

shii
by prisca roli?o

Han has that smile, but Aragorn is truly sexy and "scruffy looking"
by Leeenda

QQQQQ
by qaA

The Death Star could destroy those pesky hobbits. And the elf..And all of Middle Earth! BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
by The Real Clone Trooper (No...REALLY!)

LOTR has a lot of guys with big sticks.
by Ronin

Luke or Frodo. I mean really.
by Darth Lee Roth

sauervader.msn.com
by sauer beowulf

let me enter!
by starred

LOTR is better than SW because there's more to the story than one dysfunctional family."
by Clairice

BB
by BB

Heyho
by Patr?cia

No Jar-Jar Binks! Thank God!
by Bethany

Enya vs. John Williams. This is NOT a hard choice, folks...
by Jar Jar Bites

lord of the rings is better because tolkien is the greatest writer ever and he has a greater impact on ppl and star wars sucks crazy ppl
by jonathan

LOTR: More eye candy to behold, less strange love affairs between brothers and sisters
by Melissa Fryer

LOTR fans don't have to wait 3 years to get the DVDs.
by DeJade_Vu

ale@ole.com
by Alessandro

by isis

Hobbits aren't nearly as short as R2-D2... uh, yeah.
by Luke Warmwater

Sounds better : "one sith to rule them all..."
by the menacing phantomade

A Master Yoda LOTR does not have.
by Qwerf

Huttese is way cooler than elvish.
by Jedi_Boricua

LOTR will actually look good when it is watched as a whole, instead of having really great FX and then going to the low budget movie Star Wars was in the 70's
by BillyBob

by Lillicka

Lord of the rings is the ONE
by me

you don't have to be geeky in order to enjoy LOTR
by Zach

Methinks Jar Jar Binksa isa stupid
by Susie Q.

Palpatine is much more efficient than Saruman
by neno tutsar

Hard choice: Both use WIZARD so well.......
by Zo Ten Dalf

lightsabers are always better than swords
by ed

Our sabers ignore hardness and damage resistence modifiers.
by LordDarthBane

ask@globo.com
by Daniel

sfdsf
by fdsf

Actually, *Ewan McGregor*. Nuff said there, I believe.
by EndlessBlue

I don't care how magical your sword may be, it still can't make the WOOM-WOOM-SHHSS-WOOM noise. So there.
by EndlessBlue

I'd rather my main characters NOT nance around in tights, thank you very much.
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by Luke is a wimp

Jackson isn't making it up as he goes along
by Gumpy

by duhf

none
by Windfoot

Clones are prettier than orcs
by DD

Eu
by Leonardo

Ewoks would kick Hobbits @$$
by Casey

1.LOTR longer to spell out than SW.
by G2Jedi

2. Legolas copied that little braid in his hair, i swear!
by G2Jedi

It will always be considered a classic epic when LOTR will grow older with the technology and other movies topping it. Also to realize that everyone will remember SW 100 years from now. Beat that!
by Janae

AT-AT WALKERS!!!
by John.

3.Frodo:Judge me by my size, do you?
by G2Jedi

4.Christopher Lee acted in AOTC BEFORE he acted in TTT.
by G2Jedi

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, right?
by Haldir

5. well u,mmmmmmmm.....
by G2Jedi

6. alright!
by G2Jedi

7.So I dont have 46 reasons.
by G2Jedi

Golden Ring.. Something every woman wants..
by Silvius.

8.Sue Me.
by G2Jedi

9. But you get my point.
by G2Jedi

10. SW RULES FOREVER!
by G2Jedi

LOTR was never embarassed by Jar Jar
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool

Padme
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool

Nothing beats a lightsaber( even a sword and a hobbit)
by John Doe

gandalf
by breno

One involves the fate of a puny "Middle Earth" while the other the fate of the galaxy.
by i forget...........

Light sabers come in 4 colors! Sting only glows in 1!
by Kaitu

Sure, SW has Natalie Portman. LOTR has Miranda Otto(?owin), Liv Tyler and Cate Blanchett. Nuff said, for real!!!
by Pedro Almeida

There is no reason, it just is
by Kung-Fu-Yoda

Who can't resist those cute ewoks! They're much better than hobbits
by Jakbrown22

Who can resist Hobbits?They're much cuter that those Ewoks!
by Sambrown22

STAR WARS Books don't make you want to commit suicide while reading them, as far as LOTR books...well...*click-click*.....KABLOOOOIE!!!!!!
by Kung-Fu-Yoda

Star wars character Admiral Thrawn has the same cool blue color skin as Desslock of Star Blazers!
by Obi No

There are real people who are Jedi, according to official government census. How many people write in "hobbit?"
by clonedmenace

Star Wars Stinks... that's all!
by D

LOTR More real battle scenes
by Stacie

Gollum.
by Sathya

STAR WARS!
by Alexis

That lady that looks like an elf. Ol' whats her name? She doesn't even compare to Padme.
by plutoneam

John Ryes Davies
by Andy Watkins

Yeah Harrison Ford, Ewan MacGregor, and Hayden Christensen are hott and everything but they cannot stand up against the cast of LOTR that has some of the youngest, hottest actors I have ever laid eyes
by Sarah Holmes

I love Star Wars, but men with bows and arrows and swords, sweating as they defeat evil creeps are just soo much sexier than guys with lightsabers, barely breaking a sweat, defeating some robot dudes
by Sarah

Gandalf is not Living La Vida Yoda
by jadepearl

Oh, please.... don't make me bring up Jar Jar!
by Lum

Better Looking Women.
by troi

Star Wars is inspired on LOTR to start;
by Thiago Vaz de Melo Costa

LTR is the best!The best book,The best movie!!!
by Daniel Balaban

LOTR is the best!The best book,The best movie!!!
by Daniel Balaban

Helms Deep makes the battle on Geonosis look like it was done in a barn with hand puppets.
by Nazgul

Gandalf... Yoda... Gandalf... Yoda... whoa, tough call.
by Pyro Sith

All you got is Princess Laya, (ha!) We got Eowyn, Arwen, AND Galadreil! ^_^
by Holly Hann

oco
by oco

In LOTR you can always find yourself shaped in one or more characters...far diferent is in Star Wars (because it only has three or four main)
by Aires Duarte

ad
by re

lslj@ig.com.br
by Rodrigo Lobato

by Pyro Sith

Short people rock
by Tara Wan Kenobi

So you've got Liea, (ha!) We've got Arwen, Eowyn, AND Galadriel!!!
by Holly Hann

We've seen plenty of wizards wielding swords and casting spells before... now, a bouncing green creature with a wicked lightsaber? THAT'S something new!
by Pyro Sith

Two words Orlando Bloom
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Come on, we ALL know Gammorreans are just Orcs minus about fifty IQ points!
by Pyro Sith

Yoda in Episode 1 ( i could have made a better one outta paper and boogers)
by Turin Turambar

Unlike Star Wars, the new LotR movies are a impovement
by Turin Turambar

The balrog in the animated LotR...( i dont know which on this makes better)
by Turin Turambar

Star Wars swords come in designer colors
by Turin Turambar

claudireito@bol.com.br
by clau

Gollum or Jar-Jar, come on--no contest
by Beren

mauricio
by Mauricio

CGI gollum compared to Episode 1 Yoda
by Turin Turambar

Both should just team up and smack Harry Potter around a bit, anyways
by Turin Turambar

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, rigth?
by Bruno Nucci

by claudio

One Reason, the whole cast of LotR is prettier and much less whinny than SW =)
by Darth Moron

LOTR has better dialogue and graphics
by Bianx

jubileu
by Julio

LOTR is better. Three words for you: blond bow twanger.
by ~Becky~

SW is better. Three words for you: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
by ~Becky~

The Orcs don't shoot first at the Battle of Helm's Deep.
by Mirja

adad
by adasd

Gollum could kick Jar-Jar's ass.
by Smooth Jimmy Apollo

We didn't see Tolkien making a LOTR: SE, now did we?
by Rogue -13

LOTR is better because don't have Geoge Lucas
by BIN - Brodowski/Brasil

Lightsabers
by Kyiang Sunrider

Only SW has so many Fun Family Facts! "Luke, I am your father" "Leia, I am your brother" "Master Anakin, you are my maker..."
by Darth Herbert

Because Frodo's sword is a rip-off of a lightsaber.
by Jedimaster3001

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by as

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by teste

nana
by marcio

No JarJar. 'Nough said. I'm sorry, but it's true.
by FoxyJade

Tolkien didn't need special editions.
by Arowyn

LOTR gave us Gollum. Star Wars gave us Jar Jar. Need I say more?
by Arowyn

Beacause all Star Wars fans are in loser denial mode. Star Wars is dead..... face it.
by Darth Loser

Cummon' LIGHT SABER vs "Blue Sting"? You be the judge
by Retti the Toydarian

there arent any gay walking trees in Star Wars
by Gardner Watts

The average LOTR fan has a higher IQ than the average Star Wars fan, since they are obligated to read the books. (Well, before the movies, at least)
by Arowyn

LOTR is better than Star Wars because...taun-tauns smell way worse on the outside than wargs.
by Freestyle Jedi

Because the taste is great......What? this site isn't about pizza?
by Empiure

LOTR fan's are all fat people with no lives but the wicked DJ st the skate shop could be a star wars fan too!!!!
by Marcin szlempo

' And now here it is ladies and gentlemen, tonight's top te-- wait, wait a second, what the @!#$ is goin on here?!? '
by George

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by star wars uses 'real' little people!!

Star Wars Episode 2 had Dooku, a powerful Jedi who turned to the dark side. What's LOTR got? Oh... Saruman. My bad.
by Justice

The orcs innability to kill anyone important is embarrassing, but what about the Troopers innability to kill anyone?
by Justice

Whereas characters in LOTR have names that mean something, whereas SW had names made up in Lucas' alphabet soup
by Justice

Wait, the ears on Yoda, the ears on Legolas, MY GOD!!!!!
by Justice

Tolkien spent almost his entire life perfecting his storylin. How much time did you spend Lucas? *crickets chirp*
by Justice

I swear, Gollum has more romantic things to say than Anakin.
by Justice

If you look at it the relationships in both movies are the same: Aragorn is the adopted brother of Arwen, and Luke had a thing for Liea.
by Jedi Master... Call me Ishmael

Star Wars is better because Han doesn't need manly stubble to look sexy
by TheBiggerFish

Star Wars is better because the ultimate villain has TWO red eyes!
by TheBiggerFish

Star Wars is better because the swords glow!!
by TheBiggerFish

by Scott Monroe

Three little words: Jar-Jar vs. Gollum
by Nazgirl #5

Whiney teenage lightsaber weilding boy vs. Sexy blond skilled bow weilding elf, you decide.
by Tesawe

Well at least the OneRing.net is throwing an oscar party =P!
by Tesawe

frodo
by rebel

Jar Jar Binks... need to say more?
by Deriel

count dooku doesnt go round saying " that ring can destroy the world" instead he says " let this fight be bloody"
by boba fett the 98th

asdasd
by gabriel

LOTR is better because,in SW you have a digitally created character,Jar Jar Binks.In LOTR, you have Gollum. No comparison."Meesa Jar Jar Binks!""Kill them,wring their filthy necks! Stupid,fat Gungan!"
by Anonymouse

gsfdgdgd
by Rafael

gabriel
by gabriel

Two words : Merchandising Empire
by Nemesis

Natalie Portman
by Roger

zzz
by Pedro Arruda

Lotr
by Andre

Lightsaber Vs. The One Ring..
by Sathya

dfgdf
by fgdfg

Nuff said, right
by Natalie Portman

Nuff said, right?
by Natalie Portman

Bows, arrows, elves, and orcs...
by yakedyak

Cold steel makes for gorier images in LOTR... If only star wars had more blood! :)
by Glorfindel

The wizards i LOTR only have those dull broom sticks to fight with
by Kim

Han clutches her chest and collapses, the stress of trying to decide which is better had been too much.....
by hannah solo

by Marcelo

At least Gandalf backwards does not talk
by LOTRrules

George Lucas admitted that he inspired himself in LOTR.
by DarkMaster

Lord of The Rings is better than Star Wars because Middle-earth is more interesting than all those stupid planets that are in George Lucas' films for no reason. Tolkien/PJ - that's real magic.
by Jo?o Vitor

by Gabriel

by Renato

Seriously, folks....Arwen just wouldn't look as good in a metal bikini.
by Force_Control

Liea in a metal bikini!
by some poor schmuck

by Yoda The man

It comes in pints!
by HippieMetalRapper

This one is for both: WE BOTH HAVE CHRISTOPHER LEE AS A VILLAIN! WHAT'S BETTER THEN THAT! I MEAN HE'S PLAYED DRACULA ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES!
by Gamingboy

Remember what the Ewoks did to the most dangerous Rebels in the galaxy? Can we say "Hobbit Stew"???
by Jedi Master Lou

I bet Peter Jackson could WHIP George Lucas in a fight...
by Anonymoo

LOTR: Gollum, whose best scene is the emotional eye-widening, "What did you call me?" SW: Yoda with a lightsaber. Nuff said.
by Peter Tutham

I am wielder of the flame of Annor! The Force will not avail you, Star Wars geek! (Note: Real line is "Dark fire will not avail you, flame of Unnun (sp?)).
by Does it really matter?

LOTR. Don't you know which came first?
by the pie

There was no LOTR Christmas special
by The Squirrel Who Says Ni

No one ever said, "I wish Hobbitts were real." I say, "I wish I had the Force," every day.
by The Jedi Master Tailor

LOTR vs. SW-the war begins? Can't we all just get along?
by ?

I can't decide, so let's have Frodo and Luke do a Whine-off!
by Peter Tutham

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by zhdfh

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by 654321

b;hii ;vg
by ghui.?

2 top reasons LOTR is better than SW:
by gretchen

2 top reasons LOTR is better than SW: 1) the acting - Elijah wood has both Mark Hamill and Hayden Christensen beat hands down. Of course, he had the benefit of 2) a much better screenplay
by gretchen

Why Star Wars is better than LoTR: Hobbits need to explain themselves. Jawas sum it all up with "Utini"
by Odowankenobi

'Gondor' a much better name than 'Naboo'.
by Porto John

Elijah Wood (4 girls) and Liv Tyler (4Boys)
by Esmerald

My English is very Tosko...but I love The Lord of teh Rings , ok?????
by Elfa_Louca_Brazil

leogdss@aol.com
by leo

in LOTR, Gandalf isn`t green.
by Med?ia

You don't have to read tF.n for spoilers! Just go buy the book!
by Jaya Solo

LOTR is better because it actually spends the money to buy itself oscars
by isodore

You don't have to see a walking carpet going about screaming OWWWM
by Thanos

Sam
by Sam

LOTR is better
by Nonya Awd

Star Wars mentions "42" more often
by Darth Dirk

LORT is better than Star Wars because of the arrows.
by Sam

Saruman was never a Sith Lord. Never, ever.
by Simon H. Johansen

BILLY DEE!!!! BILLY DEE!!!! BILLY DEE!!!!
by Dupsi

LOTR is far better than Star Wars because it is based on a long-established best selling book which is highly original.
by deb jones

Jackson spends more money on talent, less money on flannel
by Ryan W

The Ents of Fangorn have less wooden acting than that which is found in the recent SW movies...
by Firiel

Frodo isn't as whiny as Luke
by Ryan

Yoda vs Gandalf....
by hhhhhh

LOTR
by Dayvison

'cuz LOTR is in the middle age
by Mateus

LOTR is better than SW because...At least after the LOTR SE's came out, you could still buy the OE's.
by doggans

Gollum could seriously crunch Jar Jar
by Countess

a Balrog could so beat the Emperor
by telumiel

No muppets in LOTR (not sure whether that?s pro or against SW)
by quinn's halley

CG+plot+acting=LOTR
by Jessy

LOTR is better than SW because..."Bored of the Rings" was sooooo much funnier than "Spaceballs".
by doggans

Jedi don't need a ring to become invisible.
by personwholikesstarwars

Lord of the Rings is a book, Star Wars is a movie. What else is there to say?
by V-ger

by ScoPi

Ewoks are much scarier than orcs!
by Rogue Trabeculae

ola
by marina

Lightsaber duels are so much more interesting than a wrestling match (Gandolf vs the Balrog)
by Rogue Trabeculae

if saruman had an army of AT-AT/AT-STs and not orcs, you better believe he would have won
by rita

Gandalf doesn't glow when he makes a post-mortem visit!
by Rogue Trabeculae

Ewoks may be annoying but at least they stay and fight (opposed to running off into the West)!
by Rogue Trabeculae

Big red flaming eye vs. wrinkled politician who makes blue static bolts come out of his hans... hmm...
by

i wanna see it!
by Liz Brandybuck

Natalie Portman in SW and Liv Tyler in LOTR.. course Liv wins
by Liz Brandybuck

Once again, we have the age-old battle scenarios: Rebels vs. Empire; Elves vs. Orcs; Star Wars fans vs. LoTR fans...
by Countess

Oh come on! You think expanding your top ten is going to make up for the fact that you ripped off the entire Star Wars Public for so long?
by The Burger Viceroy

It does. Hobbits versus Ewoks!
by The Burger Viceroy

brunopm@ig.com.br
by Bruno

Nuff
by Natalei Portman

Sauron does not turn out to be Frodo's father. (this could go either way...)
by Vampire Grapes

LOTR has no planet destruction
by me i

I've got a better way of settling this.... (enter George and Peter in Sumo diapers.)
by Daniel Glasglow

George's diaper of the flannel persuasion, of course.
by Daniel Glasglow

Can you repeat that question? In Elvish and Wookie please.
by Princess1

Talking backwards Yoda does and Smeagol/Gollum talks to Gollum/Smeagol (also known as the gnome-talk-syndrome)
by aria snowflake

Lord Of THe Rings
by Berttoni

Blind Guardian!
by Rodrigo

huahua
by Murilo Antonio

LOTR has Christopher Lee in it!
by Vesp

There are nine creepy guys in black in LOTR, and only one in SW.
by Luthien

three words: Leia's metal bikini
by tex

Lord of the Rings poster:$6. Lord of the Rings book series: $22. Lord of the Rings book mark:$2.00. Watching Yoda kick @$$:priceless. Some things just can't beat SW. For everything else, there's LOTR.
by Jelp

by Roberto Ortiz Ortega

Which would you rather ride, a horse or an X-wing?
by Chrisjk

Christopher Lee
by Jelp

Why star wars is better than LOTR: two words; natalie portman. (just making sure.)
by rancortooth

leia's a filthy slut
by g lucas

vitor_baldo@bol.com.br
by Vitor Baldo

In the Extended Edition of LOTR you'll never see Frodo dodge then fire.
by JediPat

SW is better than LOTR because...SW had Digital Llama.[/attempt to suck up to humor editor]
by doggans

SW is better than LOTR because...Cantina vs. Green Dragon Inn and Prancing Pony--No contest.
by doggans

LOTR is better than SW because..."WRAITHS" would be just as funny as "TROOPS".
by doggans

LOTR is better than Star Wars because we offered Christopher Lee a MUCH bigger and better part. :)
by Calley

Star Wars is better than LOTR, simply because large pointed ears is prettier than large hairy feet.
by Tionniel Silverstar

lotr is the best
by kiko

To be the "chosen one" in LotR you have to be so thick skulled that the ring doesn't affect you.
by Sytherea

lord of the rings
by Vicente

The squatty green guy doesn't have a multi-personality disorder.
by Sytherea

Anakin only changes his name once, much easier to remember than Aragorn's twenty or so aliases.
by Sytherea

One word: Hygiene
by Sytherea

Christopher Lee is in it!! Oh.. wait..
by Sytherea

F***YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by no one for all you care

I'd really like to see Middle Earth try to withstand a Star Wars attack.
by Sytherea

Hmmm.. Death Star? "Whoops! We blew up the wrong planet!" "Oh well, it was just a backword little world. No technology at all."
by Sytherea

There are no small golden object that make people overreact.
by Sytherea

Well I have to admit that Frodo whines a lot less than Luke.
by Sytherea

Trees don't randomly pick up and carry off main characters.
by Sytherea

srtytry
by fthfdyhtry

Arwen and Eowyn are never seen in a bikini.
by Sytherea

At least the main character eventually finds a girl.
by Sytherea

Aragorn could beat the crap out of Luke
by T.J.

LOTR was wrote by a writer...
by OOO

FOR ONE THING, STAR WARS DONT HAVE NO DEAD MEN WALKING .
by Arvindh R. rao

The second LOTR movie had a plot
by Baggins Boy

LOTR fans whine when stuff is omitted. Star Wars fans whine when stuff is added.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

LOTR has characters that can act and a plot
by wouldn't you like to know?

The emporer doesnt need a ring to be ruler!
by Bongo Fett

LOTR is better, because the characters don't need shiny lightsabres to behead/dismember, etc. etc. to get rid of the baddies - they just use plain old swordsto get the job done just as well!
by Stacey

Lord of the Rings wasn't made by George Lucas
by Elf issues

Our women look good!
by Elad Avron

Hayden may not be the best actor in the world, but at least he can do more than two facial expressions!
by Elad Avron

We have the Force, middle earth has... Well... Sorcery Ways... and.... Never mind.
by Elad Avron

Oh, yeh, LotR rul*Gahh* *choke* *gasp* *thud*
by Elad Avron

Space battles and you can't beat light sabers!
by Nick H.

by Anne

Lotr: a love scene in 2 languages Star Wars episode 2: a love scene that was awful even in English
by Ryn

Gollum's CRAP
by Chris Cunningham

LotR is better than Star Wars because it doesn't start in the middle of the saga and go backward from there, which screws everything up.
by Sara

LOTR
by Gabriel

Fernandes
by Carla

Viggo Mortensen
by renata

Bruno
by Bruno

Viggo Mortensen
by renata

Yoda could kick Gollum's ass!
by Abstract

ghjgjh
by juj

one word... ACTING
by frodough

cacau17@hotmail.com
by cb

There are no spoilers for LOTR. All you have to do is READ THE DARN BOOK.
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

cooler swords
by dcdurco

Liv Tyler. Nuff said, right?
by Gothmog

It's cooler to be driven by the Dark Side than by a Giant Eye
by Andcares

LOTR is better... and Ewok free!
by Zane Gray

by Pamela Moro

eu
by Virgilio Castelo Branco

Its star wars for christs sake what better reason is there
by Andrew Campbell

Reason LOTR is better than Star Wars? EASY! 2 WORDS: no Binks.
by Shinobi88

Hellooo. Have you seen my NAME?
by JenArwen

Arwen does the rescuing, Padme is rescued.
by Texasranger

I've been called Leia and I've been called Arwen, but I'd rather have Aragorn over Hans Solo anyday...
by JenArwen

Nude elven rendition of the Silmarillion performed by Legolas... :)
by JenArwen

Trying to figure out which elves are male and which are female makes LOTR worthy of multiple viewings...
by JenArwen

Elves hot, Robots not. Don't hear people calling themselves "Robot Fetishers" do you?
by JenArwen

LOTR Better than SW - Location, Location, Location!
by Alquawen

Because my art professor who did some of the LOTR illustration tells me it is??? (Have I been brainwashed?!*gasp*)
by JenArwen

let's see... tolerate Hayden's whining for 2 hours, or drool over Orlando for 3 hours... hmmmm
by frodough

uhm...lord of the rings had pretty horsies and star wars, well, let's just say they didn't...
by JenArwen

Orlando Bloom
by JenArwen

I think you get the point now...
by JenArwen

The Lord of the Rings is better because the Original Book of LOTR, of J. R. R. Tolkien, are choosed as THE BOOK OF THE CENTURY, and Star Wars is one commercial work of the director George Lucas.
by Diego P. Moretti

Do you really expect LOTR to be rated as "better" at a Star Wars site?
by plutoneam

LOTR actors are given a chance to actually act.
by Christian M. Casallo

Legolas doesn't need some idiotic force to swing-mount onto a horse. Oh yeah!
by Fern

Christopher Lee looks better in AOTC
by Jada Marnew

Lightsabers cut through swords. The Force delfects arrows. Need I say more?
by Will

by Skywalker

FOTR is better because Anakin isn't in it.
by DrClaw

Actually LOTR is the ultimate prequel to Star Wars. In the end of LORT trilogy Saruman wins and get his hair cut and becomes Dooku, the Black for his future battle against the jedis.
by young007

lizard
by Mario

Battle of Helms Deep: More blood than the Battle of Endor
by Angel 17

jar jar vs. gollum
by zoink

LOTR has Gollum, whereas SW has the annoying Jar Jar Binks!
by Dan Lomme

One very short and wise green dude that can fight.
by Glass Bottle

Peter Jackson: The Next Flannel Boy...Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
by jedielf

Or the fool who follows the fool who follows him?
by jedielf

Or the fool who follows the fool who follows the fool who follows him?
by jedielf

Or...you know?
by jedielf

by Trees Dont talk

Jawas could kick any hobbit's butt!
by Austin

dsd
by fabu

by fabu

LOTR is better - it actually looks real - not bathed in CG
by joan

Seeing a midget with a sword makes more sense in a galaxy far, far away.
by Rappertunie

LOTR has better CGI - Gollum would kick Jar-Jar's butt any day of the week!!
by Mara Jinn

Count Dooku would destroy that old fart Saruman
by Darth Khaine

In LOTR the source of all evil was the One Ring, in Star Wars the source of evil is an ugly old guy
by Galadriel Organa

Orlando Bloom
by Alexandra Little

wtf?
by yeahright

Hayden Christensen, Orlando Bloom!! I just can't choose!
by Ashley

Hayden Christensen (theres just something about guys who go to the dark side)
by Darth Leia

Viggo Mortensen
by Alexandra Little

The movies aren't as boring as the books (I enjoy reading the SW books more than watching the movies)
by Alexandra Little

There are more hot guys in LotR than in SW
by Alexandra Little

Orlando Bloom. 'Nuff said.
by Julie Bloom

Samwise Gamgee. 'Nuff said.
by Julie Bloom

LOTR is only a trilogy. Star Wars just keeps going, and going, and going, and going, and going....and going......
by Julie Bloom

You don't have to sit there wondering why you can see Sauron when the ring makes everyone else invisible.
by Sytherea

AT LEAST IN STAR WARS WOMEN ARE EQUAL!!!!! (sorry, just had to blow off some steam there)
by Sytherea

I'd just like to see Narsil hold up to a lightsaber!
by Sytherea

Swords come in a variety of pretty colors! (Iron is so out!)
by Sytherea

At least Pippin is properly yelled at for stupid things he does.
by Sytherea

Mara Jade, duh! I'd like to see Miss "Women of Rohan Know They Can Die on Swords" fight her.
by Sytherea

At least Star Wars heros are tall enough for all amusement park rides.
by Sytherea

You aren't constantly thinking that certain council members seem to be quoting the Matrix.
by Sytherea

Sniffle. Elrond never offers to sell me death sticks.
by Sytherea

Sorry Aragorn but... The invention of the razor!
by Sytherea

Better be an Ewok. If you are a hobbit, you start to think that butts do talk!
by Mornainie

In Star Wars they actually catch up with the people they're following instead of making a detour to pick up a new chick?
by Sytherea

LOTR is better because is does not have Jar Jar
by Guen Neufeld

Sting only glows blue when Orcs are around. Luke's glows all the time! You tell me who got the better deal!
by Sytherea

"There is no life in the void."
by Mornainie

Eowyn is the original "spunky warrior princess"
by Marigold Gamgee

Becaussse we can eat ssstupid, joking, talking fish. Can not we, my precioussss?
by Mornainie

Han Solo is a cute, scruffy-looking smuggler. Aragorn is a cute, scruffy-looking descendant of Kings.
by Marigold Gamgee

Both Tolkien and Lucas have farmboys/gardeners for heroes, but Sam never whines.
by Marigold Gamgee

Obi-wan goes up against his former student and gets killed. Gandalf goes up against his former leader (Saruman) and whups him good.
by Marigold Gamgee

Obi-wan came back as a shiny blue spirit. Gandalf came back as THE WHITE.
by Marigold Gamgee

Emperor Palpatine pads around in a robe, leaning on a cane. Sauron is a large, evil, terrifying eye, the very sight of which can drive a person mad. Who's scarier-looking?
by Marigold Gamgee

Anduril: a more elegant weapon for a more civilised age.
by Marigold Gamgee

Tolkien's made-up languages actually make sense.
by Marigold Gamgee

Frodo's uncle was actually a nice guy.
by Marigold Gamgee

Ents would smoosh those Ewoks. After all, they do bear a passing resemblance to orcs...
by Marigold Gamgee

yes
by daniel

Smeagol, Smeagol, Why are you crying Smeagol? Master tricks us. Master betrays us. Master makes crappy movies with digital characters that suck, and he calls them Star Wars....
by Eric Jenson

The Nazgul are the scarriest things on the planet!!
by Mara Jinn

Star Wars happens "A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away... Lord of the Rings just happened some time in the past
by Mara Jinn

Lord of the Rings has better marketing propaganda -it's easier to sell a 'one ring' than a working lightsaber!!
by Mara Jinn

I can't choose - I love them *both*!!!
by tasia

LOTR has a cuter cast!!
by LOTRluverZ

Star Wars characters don't have stupid names. Uh, nevermind.
by grob

LOTR: Two words: Good Acting!
by Mara Jinn

I've never seen LOTR. Is it good or something?
by grob

Hello? Natalie Portman. 'Nuff said.
by grob

Prettier swords.
by grob

LOTR is better simply because THERE IS NO LOTR HOLIDAY SPECIAL
by Jess

He's shorter than a hobbit, smarter than an elf, and more cunning than a wizard. Who is he? If you don't know, you must think LOTR is better than Star Wars.
by Wicket2478

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by .

Leia's gold bikini!
by Boba's Only Homie

Legolos always gets to shoot first
by BruteForce411

Anakin's not in LOTR. OR Jar-Jar.
by Angband Raver

sfvsfg
by andre

andre_om@terra.com.br
by andre

by Susan

ElfSpirit_@hotmail.com
by Susan

by Susan

Liv Tyler
by kiko

Actually, LoTR is so much better than SW, I can't even begin to compare....
by LOTRrules

tgiug
by tyig

bolseiro
by Frodo

mnnm
by nn

w
by eu

by Amanda

maf
by marcela

mafinha@mtv.com.br
by marcela

A real battle in the heart
by Yoda's Padawan

A real battle in the heart
by Nashi-the ru

ff
by ffg

by Glauber

jar jar is gonna have to be decapitated in episode 3 for SW to win
by rebel scum

Because they coulda just light-speeded the darn ring to Mount Doom: There and back, 2 minutes tops.
by

ugug
by csfg

Because they coulda just light-speeded the darn ring to Mount Doom: There and back, 2 minutes tops.
by Jedifan1986

What about Gollum?????
by Osgiliath

Which do YOU think - a little green dude with a lightsaber or a ahiry British midget getting thrown over a canyon?
by Darth Finklebert

Deiazitxa@bol.com.br
by Francine Wiest

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by fghfgjgfjfg

It's a tough call, really. I mean Hobbits and Ewoks are both really stupid.
by TheMagicBagel

~ Gasp ! ~ Must I choose 'tween Orlando and Ewan ? ! ? ! If there is a means to end this internal struggle I would be interested to be informed of it ! ;)
by BethS.

,jhfv
by hgd

by Peter

At last
by Lis

Star Wars: Women- Alien or otherwise...
by Wars in the Stars

Natalie!? Hah! How about Viggo Mortensen!?! Now THAT's nuff said! (for all the LOTR women fan!)
by Cathy

At least in The Lord of The Rings there's no Jar Jar :)
by Lis

by David Barrios

LOTR is better than star wars
by Kizeane

Star-Wars sucks, with that lights and sounds. Its ridiculous
by Paul

abc
by abc

At least Lord of the Rings has a good script!!
by Mara Jinn

Lord of the Rings fans get a new movie every Christmas...Star Wars fans have to wait *three* years for just one...
by Mara Jinn

Elves!!
by LOTRluverZ

Frodo is less annoying than 9-year-old Anakin.
by Shadowen

Sauron could beat the living hell out of every Sith who ever existed, all at the same time.
by Shadowen

Two words: Agent Smi--I mean, Lord Elrond.
by Shadowen

In SW the all-powerful baddie is a hunched over old guy with a legion of stormtroopers who can't hit the braodside of a barn.In LOTR the evil baddie is a giant flaming eye with scary orcs who can AIM!
by Mara Jinn

LOTR is not fleshed out by commercial hogwash
by pb chan

Star Wars has cool little dudes who live in trees (Ewoks). LotR has BIG $&#*ING WALKING TREES (Ents).
by Shadowen

LOTR is better than SW 3 words "acting, directing, storyline"
by Lady Legolas

SW has real bad guys, Lotr has mudilated faries!
by Hezts Bered

red
by ivan martins

Show that LOTR is better than Star Wars
by Jo?o Wellington Charife Nunes

by Nala

prylunna@yahoo.com.br
by Yar?

NEITHER! BABYLON-5 RULES!!!!
by HERNALDO

LOTR is better because its was made in 14 months and is a better trilogy, for 1 SW movie it takes years...and they still SUCKS
by Darth Golum

You'll never see Luke gaze at Han and say: "I'm glad your with me, Solo." Of course, Frodo doesn't whine constantly either...
by Max

Arula
by Laura

One word: LIGHTSABERS!
by Plain Yogert

Because Star Wars discussion boards are ALWAYS more successful (and cooler) than LOTR discussion boards.
by Cory

3 words: Leia in Bikini
by Max Windu

Mark Hamill in the old ones. (Even though he is a whiner
by Lullllllllllllu

LOTR is much better than star wars because I say it is.
by Chelsea

carvalho
by erickl

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by Mateus

lotr
by fe

yes
by Feuer Frei!

Something has just come to my attention. I just realized that i have no idea what a spoiler is. I'm so ashamed.
by TheMagicBagel

Because LOTR is just a rip-off of Star Wars.
by William Payne

Because the midgets in Star Wars are actually played by real midgets.
by William Payne

Yoda. 'Nuff said.
by William Payne

Because the midgets in Star Wars can actually fight.
by William Payne

SW better than LOTR:
by bluemilkmonitor

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by Vitor

Because LOTR has real actors.
by William Payne

Because the deaths in Star Wars don't go into an over-dramatic "slow-mo."
by William Payne

Because the Star Wars movies have real endings.
by William Payne

Because Star Wars fans don't think the sub-titles are unnecessary.
by William Payne

The gals in Star Wars wear nicer outfits...;)
by JJ

Because Gollum is a rip-off of Jar Jar Binks.
by William Payne

SW better than LOTRs: Our theme tunes gets played at the World Series
by bluemilkmonitor

LOTR is better because no one threw a fit when Boromir was killed off.
by cheesemonkey (patent pending)

LOTR is better because Gandalf's return when everyone thought he was dead was less far-fetched than Anakin Solo's will be...
by whatever

Droids...?
by Aaron

Annoying as hell animated characters... oh wait, they both had that...
by Aaron

xhjfthughk
by bhj

Have you ever seen schoolgirls swoon over a Mark Hamill BOOKMARK? I didn't think so.
by Zippy the Magic Elf

lotr
by dani

Rocha
by J?nior

chi
by mene

Anakin and Luke both lost hands battling deadly foes, Saurman had to settle for a finger
by Kyia Kenobi

Is It True ?
by Lucas

Jawa's woulda stolen the one ring, porned it and made a mint out of the crazy wizard....wait a minute......
by Kyia Kenobi

by Jo?o Paulo

Bet Legolas isn't fluent in over 6 million forms of communication hmmmph
by Kyia Kenobi

LOTR never had blue milk!
by Kyia Kenobi

Original Story rather than an easy adaptation of a classic piece of literature
by Glenn White

Unlike LotR, there's no fruity golden robot... oh, wait
by Turin Turambar

SW: Because Count Dooku is so unique with the way he creates his artificial army. No, wait a second...
by The Shadow

LOTR: Half the people in SW can't shoot worth a darn. On the other hand, those in LOTR are all full-blown snipers- who use bows and arrows.
by The Shadow.

Ewoks may be able to take out legion upon legion of stormtroopers in rocks, but there's no way uruk-hai would fall for that... oh, wait
by Turin Turambar

Star Wars is better because if I said LOTR was better, 2 million fans would swarm on me and give me the world's biggest wedgie.
by rancor_fury

LOTR is better because Gandalf is played by a much better actor than Obi-Wan's actors' average. I mean, there's been 3 of them and 2 of them sucked.
by rancor_fury

(For LOTR) Two words. Peter Jackson
by Austin Johnson

vbc
by Thiago

(for LOTR) Two words. George Lucas. Or... well, I guess that's should be the lack thereof...
by Austin Johnson

Two words DEATH STAR
by Master D

jedi
by alossauro

The Worm
by Germano Possamai Neto

by Timm

story that kicks ass and proves that fans are loyal
by Kirsten

3 Giant Yellow Grammaticly correct paragraphs floating in space
by Master D

Miranda Otto: a bit more refined than Natalie Portman, and with acting skill.
by Timm

Walkers Take out Ents any time any place
by Darth Indefinite

LOTR is better for being medieval
by MadDogFromHell

Coruscant sounds way cooler than Middle-Earth
by Anakin Fiired

Two names: Gollum & Jar-Jar. Try and convice me that SW is better based on that.
by Miguel

by Rin, Destroyer of

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by aeae

Star Wars is always funny, and usually that's intentional.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Jar Jar Binks. (take that either way)
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

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by aeee

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by Marcelo Fouquet De Biasi

aeeeee
by aeee

Liv Tyler
by Marcelo Fouquet De Biasi

Because in star wars, the green midget guide who can't speak english isn't crazy
by dash1p

You don't see thousands of lightsaber weilding hobbits battling droid orcs do you?
by Jedi_007

Storm Troopers dont smell bad like Orcs....... that is a good reason right?
by StarWarsPhreak

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by ???

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by a

LOTR is better than SW...because Jake Lloyd didn't play Gollum...
by JediKat

Hey! I mean Jar Jar has to die sometime, right?
by strfightr10

You get to see a funked up Yoda reporter in a Star Wars Top 46 contest. What could be better?
by strfightr10

For LOTR: Comparing Jar-Jar to Gollum? Both are CGI, but I think we know whose better...
by Jedi Fruitcake

Ewan Mcgregor
by Dark Knight

Because Yoda would beat the living crap out of gollum in a bar fight
by Karlo Graziano

Could those Ewoks BE any cuter!?!
by RU ARTOO?

Hayden Christensen. Nuff said.
by Larena Jade

A ring is no match for a blaster at your side!
by Han Solow

LOTR is new
by Patho

let's see, a new LOTR every year, compaired to a new SW every three years. LOTR wins the gold ring
by Darth Law

Jackson had the sense to release all his movies a year apart.
by Marigold Gamgee

Jar Jar Binks vs. Gollum. You decide.
by Marigold Gamgee

Turning your enemy into a wraith is so much more practical than killing them.
by Marigold Gamgee

Sauron didn't need to hire out bounty hunters to catch his prey.
by Marigold Gamgee

Star Wars has a sultry blue Twi'lek Jedi lady in a sensuous outfits with killer lightsaber moves. LOTR does not.
by AnotherAgentSmith

SW has a scoundrel hero, a short hero, a funny midget, a hairy tech-wizard who face great evil. LOTR has has a scoundrel hero ranger, a short & young hero, a funny dwarf, a wizard who face great evil.
by AnotherAgentSmith

Eomer looks sexier when he flares his nostrils than when Nien Numb does.
by Scarf Vader

Four words: No Jar Jar Binks.
by Scarf Vader

The whiney characters (think Boromir) always die in LOTR. Luke? No such kuck.
by Scarf Vader

You're kidding. I just said 'kuck'?
by Scarf Vader

At least Star Wars isn't a bad rip-off of Willow...
by Scarf Vader

At least LOTR isn't a bad rip-off of Spaceballs...
by Scarf Vader

Horn of Gondor jokes are newer and funnier than lightsaber jokes.
by Scarf Vader

No one's ever heard of a Pervy Jawa Fancier.
by Scarf Vader

All of the lovey-dovey scenes in LOTR are character hallucinations, but there's no excuse for "I'm haunted by the kiss we never should have had."
by Scarf Vader

The local patrons of the Prancing Pony are scarier looking than Sith lords.
by Scarf Vader

You don't see LOTR fans wishing and hoping that George Lucas will direct The Return of the King. (Cruel, perhaps, but true.)
by Scarf Vader

Ah, who cares which is better? Let's team up to ridicule Harry Potter and Star Trek!
by Scarf Vader

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by a

No waiting 6 years for LOTR to finish! Wheeee!
by New Age Raven

LOTR is better than Star Wars because... George Lucas:'OK, I don't need to write good dialouge and cast good actors as long as there is fighting and heads being chopped off. Yeah, that sounds good.''
by Sean

MUSHROOMS.
by piplover

Star Wars had little people who saved the world... Oh wait
by Kar'Ghun

The Force was totally original, Magic had been about for years
by Kar'Ghun

The Force was totally original, Magic had been about for years... Whaddaya mean the force is just a kind on magic?
by Kar'Ghun

Pull my finger jokes are funnnier in Star Wars
by Kar'Ghun

SW: "I've got a lightsaber and I can control the Force!" LOTR: "Yeah well... uhh... I've got swords that glow blue when orcs are near and rings of power that bestow only invisibility!... Okay you win"
by Kar'Ghun

Star Wars has George Lucas, who does LOTR have?... Okay LOTR wins that one
by Kar'Ghun

Yoda
by Kar'Ghun

Gimli
by Kar'Ghun

Han!
by Kar'Ghun

Aragorn!
by Kar'Ghun

Luke!!... Oh blast, you win again
by Kar'Ghun

Not so fast... FRODO!! HAHA You win now!
by Kar'Ghun

Oh yeah well Anakin from Epsiodes One and Two! Now who's worse?
by Kar'Ghun

Sauron... Come on, all you have to do is cut his finger off? At least the Emperor had to be betrayed and had funky lightning effects!
by Kar'Ghun

Gimli & Legolas vs C3PO and R2D2
by Kar'Ghun

C3PO & R2D2 vs Gimli & Legolas (Take that whichever way you want)
by Kar'Ghun

Wasn't LOTR based on Star Wars.? It's possible, maybe Tolien had a time machine...
by Kar'Ghun

Stromtroopers vs Orcs (Whose worse?)
by Kar'Ghun

Jedi
by Rafael

Because the "Jedi knights" have the "force" to confront the evil, and the heroes of LOTR have just many luck!!!
by Rafael Gustavo Rodrigues

The worst you can lose in the Lord of the Rings is a finger.
by Mentha Brandybuck

i have to see if everyhting is updated for this stuff and looks good....
by JediKaputski77

you still need to update the logo for after someone enters thier message and goes to that screen that lies cuz it says thanks we'll be done in a week, so update that logo and you'll be set
by JediKaputski77

in LotR were some glowing swords... but hey! we have houndreds of them!
by R Fardreamer

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by a

LOTR is better because it will have only one prequel to let us down with. The Hobbit.
by Padawan Drew

there were only ONE sun :)
by R Fardreamer

In Star Wars You understand the plot.
by Hubert Binienda

onor
by onor

SW: Natalie Portman; LOTR: Liv Tyler. Need I say more?
by Dallas Jedi

The prequel to the Lord of the Rings was written BEFORE the main story
by ROBOJIF

Star Wars is better. There ars less short people with super human strength and running around crazy with a lightsaber
by Jedi Roge Star

Star Wars has clumsy Storm Troopers that contantly hit their heads on doors
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

Now that you mention it, that tacked on song and dance number by Legolas and The Elron Elf Band in the extended version of LOTR was really...no, wait...never mind
by snowdog83

Jedi Master Treebeard
by In LOTR no N'SYNC cameo!

Yoda is a jedi hobbit
by Elessar

one word: HOBBITS!
by Sauron of Mordor

Yoda can kick Gandalf's (or anyone else's) butt, THAT's why!!!!
by LadyNexu

Natalie
by Fudoncio

No little quips by C-3PO in LOTR.
by Amythest

Ewoks are cuter than Hobbits.
by Jaceman

One for LOTR. Gollum is better than all the digital characters combined in Star Wars.
by Jaceman

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by a

there's no "the ring.net"
by Goodgulf

and so after Luke dropped the death star in to mount doom...
by Clamdring

LOTR got Gollum and who do we have? JarJar.
by Dutchwedge

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by fsdfs

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by kiko

cyberdark@zipmail.com.br
by carlos

wight as weel make a top three list why LOTR is bettr tham SW, because thats goning to be the maximum
by ): halb

HEY ED! Buy a new keyboard yet??
by ): halb

by Blah :)

People are always saying you shuld read more books, and SW has dozens of them! LOTR only has 4...
by Blah :)

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side...
by Herbet

With a good thermal detonator, NOBODY'S gonna "pass
by ERNIE

With a good thermal detonator, NOBODY'S gonna "pass"
by ERNIE

mau
by Brainiac

Jedi COuncil: Skilled, lightsaber-weilding warriors. Council of Elrond: Old, creepy, bearded guys.
by HERNALDO

3 words: Bo Ba Fett......no 2 words.....i mean AH!
by Sunova Vader

Because Voyager ruined the entire franchise....oh wait.
by Daniel Glasglow

LOTR fans are just 30-something nerds without girlfriends, while SW fans are.....oh wait.
by Daniel Glasglow

Because Anakin would be ass kicked by any of the LOTR caracters
by O_Benfiquista

LOTR. Why you ask ? The lobster suits! ... oh wait.....those were Urak-Hai ?...
by BrenDarklighter

StarWars. It
by BrenDarklighter

StarWars. It's got Trooper Bob ! " Look sir, hobbits ! "
by BrenDarklighter

Compare the CG characters: Gollum and Jar Jar. Now think.
by legolas_23

ewan mcgregor, hayden christensen, liam neeson, ray park....come on people duh!!
by ob2

LOTR: The actors are cuter!!!!
by Tootzie

LOTR: Gollom VS Jar Jar
by Tootzie

LOTR: one word: ELVES (Especially LEGOLAS)
by Tootzie

PIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ben S. Gaulk

LOTR has one guy with two gorgeous women chasing after him; SW has two guys chasing after a moderately beautiful woman and a cradle-robbing senator flirting with a whiny, cry-baby.
by Ben S. Gaulk

A Jedi could take on an elf, an AT-AT could take on an Ent, Han Solo could take on Aragorn, and Yoda would whip Gimli's butt in the "Short, But Surprisingly Aggressive" category. SW wins hands down!
by Ben S. Gaulk

humbertogurgel@terra.com.br
by Humberto

Only in Star Wars can you blast enemies while trying to shake something off of your foot.
by Van, King of Adom

maybe it's b/c lotr has better acting, directing, dialogue, CGI, casting, music, character development and plot... just a guess :)
by frodough

the "bad guy's" names don't all begin w/ "Darth"
by frodough

Aw, crap, I'm late for school!
by Jim Radloff

Max Windu
by Hobbits never wash thier feet

SW is better than LOTR because...Nobody ever made "Tolkien in Love"...wait a minute...*starts writing script*
by doggans

Can you tell I like both of them? ;)
by doggans

At least as a backdrop, Tunisia has so much more charm than New Zealand. (Err, wait a sec...)
by rdstones11

Star Wars has lightsabers
by Whiz Kid

No Jar Jar (LOTR Better)
by Keels

A gold ring can never distroy a planet
by Ant

No bad pick up lines (LOTR better)
by Keels

Only have to wait one year for the next movie (LOTR better)
by Keels

More marketability when it comes to action figures (or ccgs): goblin and orc vs. Wicket, Logray, Teebo, Chief Chirpa, Lumat, Paploo, Rabin, etc.
by rdstones11

uruk-hai culd kick stormtrooper butt any day (they can AIM)
by frodough

star wars characters usually have only one name (unlike strider/aragorn/elfstone/elessar/the dunedan/thorongil...
by frodough (i had to giv u guys one)

Yoda vs. Gollum - No Contest
by Keels

Force Power
by TheLegendaryChosenOne

It takes 1 film to distroy the Death Star, it takes 3 to distroy the ring
by ant

Two Death Stars for the price of one ring (man that ring must be expensive)
by ant

LOTR has the new improved rancor, now with flames!!
by ant

At least the old wizard didn't die in LOTR
by ant

Wait, isn't Star Wars just LOTR in space?
by ant

Gollum could kick Jar Jar's butt any day, but CGI Yoda could kick Gollum's butt any day and the Balrog could bbq Yoda any day, so LOTR wins then
by ant

LOTR fans don't have to say they liked the sequels out of loyaty to the series. The sequels really were just as good as the original.
by Bingo Baggins

Merry and Pippin aren't half as annoying as Jar-Jar and are twice as funny
by frodough

Lightsabers are way cooler than broken swords
by Son of Ackbar

L'egolas
by 83rd cloned padawan

SW is better because Yoda never wore a loincloth or ate a raw fish...wait, or is it, LOTR is better because Yoda never wore a loincloth or ate a raw fish? Hmmm...
by Buggy

LOTR never had any whiny kid cast as a main character, (Cough, Skywalker!!)
by Darth Boonta

LOTR has people who can act ( unlike Hayden...)
by 83rd cloned padawan

LOTR has Gollum, who ssssoooo kicks Jar Jar's butt.
by 83rd cloned padawan

Orcs are way better shots than Stormtroopers. (Scarier and more intelligent too!)
by 83rd cloned padawan

SW has John Williams!!!! (who totally rules)
by 83rd cloned padawan

Of all the things he could've called it, he named it Mount Doom?! Doesn't this bother anyone else?
by Rogue -13

LotR didn't have a Canadian playing the main character- at least Elijah can act!
by Menelmacar

c'mon...how many little kids do you see running around as hobbits at Halloween?
by the slightly beige side of the Force

The short guys in Star Wars **cough**Yoda**cough** don't spend half the movie reminding you that they are short.
by Amy (prozacky@hotmail.com)

Star Wars: George Lucas didn't direct the Lord of the Rings
by Tootzie

I CAN'T DECIDE!!! They're both Great
by Tootzie

STAR WARS!! I mean c'mon, you don't see Hobbits twirling and jumping around on a sugar rush do you?
by Bob McBoberson

LOTR: Legolas's archery skills are AWESOME
by Tootzie

Star Wars: it has a better plot
by Tootzie

LOTR: it's overall time is LONGER
by Tootzie

LOTR: Need i say more
by Tootzie

LOTR: HELMS DEEP
by Tootzie

Aragogue
by Luccas

by Stephan

poll
by powll

Tiago
by Tiago

Lord of the Rings doesn't have Christopher Lee! wait......
by Kin

it's just so much more to pet something-inanimate- and purr "my pressiouss" than saying to it, "I am your father"
by slightly beige costumed nazgul

Burger King - Where all dragon masters eat.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Natalie Portman's breasts
by Josh Wick

talita
by talita

No one in Star Wars mounts a horse like Legolas does!
by Coffee

You think Boba Fett would have lost a finger while trying to destroy the Ring?
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

what a dumb question
by Dilton

jar jar is just a bit more tolerable than gollum
by bob marley

Two words....Natalie Portman
by bob marley

The power of mystical rings, an army of 10,000 orcs, and a Hobbit is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
by Darth Eaneman

Yoda has a light saber,Frodo has a ring!
by Big D

I can think of two reasons, and they both poke out of Padme's catsuit.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

LoRT rulez!!!11 star warz sux!1!!!! rotflmao ^-^
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

A Jedi's sword doesn't NEED to be reforged- it IS the forge!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

At least when Gimli chops heads off, he doesn't cry about it.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Shaak surfing!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Saruman never told Sauron, "Git 'em Dark One, git 'em! Fiyah!"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Star Wars has a pit droid kicking Jar Jar in the groin. TTT only has fifty or so short jokes.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Our dwarves wear teddy-bear suits.
by JPJ007

by Vinicius Fischer Gon?alves

vinicius.fischer@pop.com.br
by Vinicius Fischer Gon?alves

Blasters. No more cleaning your sword - or your kit or you person - of all the blood of the scum you just killed.
by bearded_one

At least elves aren't into that damned celibacy stuff - however Vulcanish they may be.
by bearded_one

Uruk-Hai *almost* managed to capture Helm's Deep - stormtroopers would be cut down at the wall.
by bearded_one

In the Fellowship, everyone pulls their weight. (The droids?)
by bearded_one

in star wars the bad guys cant kill the good guys
by bakomusha

LotR website administrators update their caption competitions more often. ;-)
by Keith

Forget the ring. I found it in a Craker Jack box.
by plutoneam

Stormtroopers are better incompitent dark minoins than orcs.
by wowbagger

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by uyy

fdfd
by ffdfd

Gold Bikinis. 'Nuff said
by Lord Demeos

Orcs are actually able to hit a MAIN character
by Lord Demeos

KHK
by J

If Luke almost din't win his duel with his father, imagine he fighting a balrog...
by AKB

Lets just compare the SIZE between Luke's light sabre and the balrog's fire sword... Its not a light sabre, its a glowing needle!
by AKB

Luke has his X-wing, Han Solo has his own ship as well... and the hobbits have BILL THE PONEY! I wonder who could travel faster...
by AKB

Sauron was a jedi maia who joint to the dark side of Eru 's Musical Force.
by AKB

The dwarfs will find R2D2 and C3PO two very intresting beings... to be melted!
by AKB

Because SW fans are kind, open-hearted, broad-minded, good-humoured, and put submissions from (admittedly) unfunny morons like *me* on their site.
by Princess Liar

because each episode has the potential for a big musical number that doesn't happen in typical the sci-fi/fantasy genre It's like Chicago, with some light sabers in it! This will go for both lists
by Matt Parker

by bob

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by ?~p?

Sauran may have the "One Ring" but does that sound as cool as "DEATH STAR"?
by Jedi Master Warren

The circle is complete: once George was just the learner, now HE is the master.
by Soontar the Precise

In Star Wars, there's only ONE annoying, pompous pointy-eared being and he dies before it ends.
by somebody

Clear you mind.......Find the answer we will.......See we will......Become clear it has.....Star Wars......Better it is...
by Her HIghness Julie

LOTR have cool magic swords and they dont need batteries like SW flash lights
by EvilDevil

dsadas
by leoa

Unlike Aragorn, everyone in Star Wars, even Yoda and Chewie, washes his hair!
by Tal Hazelden

MEME
by ME

Middle Earth vs. The Death Star. Nuf said.
by Tiny

Star Wars doesn't have any gay actors
by DarkJedi34

LOTR is better than Star Wars becaus: Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn rocks; Orlando Bloom as Legolas is to die for; There's Ian McKellen, Christopher Lee, Elijah Wood, Cate Blanchett, Liv Tyler (hot!!)...
by *vk*

Hobbits suck! Ewoks Rule!
by Crimsonboyy

Darth Vader doesn't need a ring to be the biggest bad ass in his universe.
by Montigera

NO CLONES!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jedi_Brent

One balrog could take down a hundred rancors.
by Menelmacar

Minions of darkness that actually manage to hit their target (e.g. Boromir)
by dav corwenna

Because The Flanneled One could totally whomp Peter Jackson in a fight
by snowdog83

1. We have deadly light sticks and they have harry feet.
by Kyle

LOTR: Dwarfs SW: Dwarf Spider Droids
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Vader could take Sauron
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

You don't see any Hobbits doing any Colt 45 commercials do you?
by Jedi Master Lou

sexy elves running around in tights. droooool....
by maggie

SW: Yoda Vs. Gollum!!
by ChocoMaster

That's like making someone choose between fried chicken and ... uh ... now I'm all hungry.
by Darth Finklebert

Is there any doubt in your mind that SW is better than LOTR.
by Anakinos

star wars pick-up line: Are you an angel? LOTR pick-up line: Well, it is sometimes thought that there ARE no dwarf women...
by Princess Aragorn

I can't think of any so I say we put Frodo and Luke on a quest together and see who whines more. Whoever whines LESS gets my vote for better movie.
by Jabba the Turtle

Orlando Bloom. BOO-YEAH, NATALIE!
by Chelsea Bloom

ONLY the storm troopers are short in Sar Wars!
by Larena Jade

On the other hand, LOTR has much less annoying CGI characters...
by Jar Jar Bites

A director who wear's kaki shorts barefoot in the snow is better than one who wears flannel in the desert.
by corematt

The Rebels fly in the Millenium Falcon; the Fellowship has horses and/or walks.
by Darth Eaneman

LOTR top 10 lists get updated more than every 4 months!
by HippieMetalRapper

Lotr: Episode II Attack of the Elves. If Lotr had a title like that i would prefer them over SW.
by Beren

huttinese is easier to understand than the way the talk in lotr
by char

The hero actually gets a girl. Admittedly it takes him about two decades...
by Sytherea

Yoda
by Max

"Let the hobbit win?" I don't think so.
by Max

Han: "This is no cave! It's a hobbit hole!" hmmm... nope
by Max

I never saw a gold bikini in LOTR...
by Max

Frodo in a gold bikini...
by Max

The Death Star was so easy to destroy they did it twice.
by Darth Blah

Was there ever a LOTR Holiday Special? (god forbid)
by Max

"Yub-Yub"
by Max

LOTR doesn't have it's own "Starballz" (thank you god)
by Max

If you remember, Elijah Wood was once interestd in playing the part of Anakin in the prequels. Once...
by Max

With LOTR video release you actually get book ends, with SW Special Edition VCR tapes, they end up being book ends!!
by Not a special edition fan

George's wife is hotter!!! (come on, as if either of them are married)
by gatwick

There's midgets used in both films, how can one possibly be better than the other?!? A monkey maybe....
by bruno brown bum

Star Wars is better because Lloyd Christmas as a limo driver....hey do I have the right movie?
by bruno brown bum

When meeting Galadriel, Frodo did not begin with the moronic pick up line "are you an angel"
by bruno brown bum

Frodo's midicholorian count is over 80,000!
by gibb

In LOTR people disappear when they put the ring on, in SW Jedi's disappear when.....dammit George, explain that one!!!
by bruno brown bum

SW better....there are no nerf's to herd in LOTR
by bruno brown bum

Star Wars has the almighty Force, LOTR has the Force toopid annoying little munchkins running around town with what is clearly a pyrite ring!
by remember the honky tonk man?

LOTR...opening night line was shorter by 3 people
by gurd the curd

Return of the Jedi, Return of the King, that is the question...
by Pack A Bell

The leader of the free people of middle earth doesn't look like the main entree at a sushi bar
by Noogie Giver

LOTR has no Ewoks. It's just too downright depressing without them brutally attacking Imperial soldiers. :(
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LOTR has no means of transportation other than horses and hobbits with enormous feet.
by PantomimeFriedSteak

Things actually explode in Star Wars.
by PantomimeFriedSteak

Ewoks can easily kill off Hobbits.
by PantomimeFriedSteak

Darth Vader and Grand Moff Tarkin can use hobbits as soccer balls.
by PantomimeFriedSteak

Chewy can kick the hobbits around like soccer balls.
by PantomimeFriedSteak