sleepless in seattle
by WHat are you taling about
two words: Yoda Fighting
by Jaro Warren
test
by chris
Give me a break, last year the best toy was a young Sith Apprentice that dies, this year we have an old guy that kicks everyones ass and then dies...
by Donnie
Well ... it's Celebration II
by Jaro Warren
by
More tragic storyline, faster pacing, devastating revelation on Bespin, same great characters.
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
Won't have to put up with whiny 9-year olds dressing up as Anakin!
by Alaric the Visigoth Jedi
Jar Jar Pinatas
by SnaggleJawa
People will be happy to learn that there will be just one Gungan.
by Greg Durron
Natalie Portman will show up in one of those smashing outfits she wears in the movie!
by Crimsonboyy
DOuble your pleasure, Double your fun....
by The Jedi who said Nee
clone the wine bottles
by chris the extremely unimportant person
Well I couldn't go to either, so... to hell with you guys I hope you have a miserable time!
by Steve Underwater
No Jar Jar!!!!! (hopefully!)
by the thark lord of the lisp
by
Darth Lairdman
by No Jar Jar.
George Lucas has hunted down and destroyed all copies of the Holiday Special (except the one TFN uses for caption competitions) so he won't disrupt the fun by running in with a blowtorch.
by Keith
Because Episode II will be better than Episode I. It's all in the patterns...
by Keith
it wont because i cant go because i live in England and am poor
by Grand Moff Stueykins
If it is anything like the second death star compared to the first at least it wont have that pesky exhaust port
by Grand Moff Stueykins
Jeromy Bulloch will be there
by Tarkin
Comparison for you all, Denver - Dagobah Indianapolis - Coruscant
by Capt. Sith Park
the people who like it will be cloned
by david fett
The movie won't suck.
by Darth Dave
We won't have to worry about JarJar's pants staying on this time.
by Darth YourMom
Three words: NO JAR JAR!!!
by Kyle Stout
It has to be 2 is always greater than 1
by The Black Knight
Cause I'll be there!
by Skaiwalkuh
It's in Indiana. Need I say more?
by
It's in Indiana. 'Nuff said. (Loyalty to one's home state at all costs!)
by Skaiwalkuh (the Indy Jedi)
Celebration II will have a darker edge, gladiator-like arena scenes, and an engaging love story
by Scooter
by
Three words: No Jar Jar!!!
by Mara Jinn
Flame-throwers, Jango Fett, clonetroopers, Count Dooku, less Jar Jar,...how many more reason do you want???
by Mara Jinn
Bobbin'-For-Boba Games!
by Macaroni Penguin
There was a Celebration I?!?! Oh $#!T!!!
by Obi Von Mando
No "Treckies" in sight!
by Obi Von Mando
Umm... it has another I?
by Dan Reyes
Two words: Free Beer
by Matt Stevenson
All the posers are still waiting to see spider-man
by Matt Stevenson
It's in Indianapolis! On second thought...
by KevServo
Because they use the Roman numeral II in the title.
by SKYHOPP867
100% Jar-Jar free!
by Grandma Tarkin
All Boba Fett, all the time!
by Grandma Tarkin
Rock-bottom sale prices on Episode I merchandise in the Dealer's Room.
by Grandma Tarkin
just because it will
by yodafan02
It will be? I thought summer sequels were supposed to suck
by rabid special ed jawa
Duhh! The other I, man!! I mean 'Celebration I' pffff?! chhah,yeah sure?! Celelbration II looks SO SWEET!
by zUm
Well, DUH, it has two capital Is and I only had one of them
by IonFizzle
Mesa shutsa upsa nowsa.
by Starchick
if the people get bored of waiting in line, they can go over to the Indy 500
by Jaro Warren
The second one is always better than the first one.
by Rebel with a Cause
If someone says "its not in Denver" I'll personally kill them...
by Attack_Of_Da_Gnomes
Twice the excitement. Half the Trekkies.
by Peter Tutham
Pod Races at The Brickyard
by Jabba the Hatt
this time people will have Christopher Lee to hang with instead of that lame Jar Jar
by Darth Whatshisname
Maybe this year Jar Jar won't get drunk and put cigarettes out on Lucas' forehead
by Godemperor of Dune
lack of flubber... clavin?
by rufus_holmes
I dunno. But one way it'll be WORSE is because NATALIE PORTMAN won't be there!!!!!!
by bronski
I wont be there
by SvF_BD02_Wedge
Jar-Jar haters can chop up all the Jar-Jar they want!
by Baka
Celebration now has 2 "I"'s in its name.
by Darf Nader
by
Just Because.
by Darth Binks
Three words: Lucas action figures
by Darth Binks
Three words: Lucas action figures
by Darth Binks
Mesa wasn't invited!
by Jar Jar Binks
NO JAR JAR!!
by Gary T
Aren?t sequels always better than the original? ...
by Coruscant Jedi
The ewoks are on a 3 drink minimum.
by Darth Dyas
All the Jar Jar fans were killed last time. Oh, wait...
by The Guy With The Face
They might have Anakin-approved condoms
by impulse
You won't hear anyone say, "They've got this completely digital character named Jar-Jar, I can't wait to see him!"
by Eric J. Brown
Less Jar-Jar, more Jedi
by Rancor_Fury
Tomatoes will be given out for William Shatner's arrival.
by FIRSTFUNGUS
two words: Jango Fett
by jedi adam
Very simple - because Episode II is gonna be better than Episode I...
by Qitian
Thousands flock to shrines of George Lucas, praying for deliverance from Jar-Jar.
by David Letteralien
Bigger, badder...and more Ewoks then you can shake a gaderffii stick at!
by Sepsys1138
Always TWO there are - no more, no less...
by Master Dramo
For the same reason all sequels are better than their predessors--'N*Sync
by The Duke
More mardi gras girl shirt-lifters!
by Jedi Chris
It isn't in Denver..... this is the why Celebration 2 will be worse list, right?
by Vesp
I have to say it-- Dunk the Jar-Jar Tanks!!!
by Vesp
This time we know to lynch Jar-Jar!
by Chewie Fett
Cuz it won't
by Max Schirm
It won't be celebrating TPM
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool
(Insert some witty Jar Jar joke here)
by R@ndom
Duuuh, there's like, a new movies coming out!
by pepe
Less Jar Jar & Maul, more makeout time!
by Falcona Skywolf
Wenelda
by duh! Because it's the *second* one!!!
Wookies!!!!
by Chewbacca`
The convention center staff will turn in the fire sprinklers and turn the A/C full blast.
by Chico Chavez
"3 years later means more fans who can drink."
by Joe Waller
Bill Clinton isn't the president anymore! No more "Jar Jar for Pres." campaining anymore! Yay!
by Max
Two words: Hayden Christensen
by HandmaidenEirtae
Anti-Jar Jar Effigies
by A Force-ful Faillure
Less Jar Jar
by Jonathan
Hey, it's got one more Roman Numeral! Who can argue with that?
by Skippy
Unlike Denver, Indy residents have nothing better to do than this.
by Daniel Glasglow
the extra "I"
by Jeedai Bob
more "I"s
by Cole
Marlyn Manson will make an appearance who has been resently garanteed a leading role as one of the Sith in Episode III.
by rfora540
The Weather, any Questions?
by Jaro Warren
Because it's in Indiana... oh wait, that's reason's why Celebration II won't be better than Celebration I
by JediSilverstar
Same reason Episode II is better than Episode I: there's TWO I's instead of one!
by Erik P
because that nice jedi over there just waved his hand and and suddenly i agreed with him!
by darth_avery
Simply because celebration 2 is Celebration 1 times two
by Bob
Simply because celebration 2 is Celebration 1 times two, do the math.
by Bob
Less Harry Knowles wanna-be's and more Christopher Lee wanna-be's.
by Mark Rosenthal
Because Episode II is better than Episode 1!
by Steven Cavanagh
People won't be going 'round saying things like "Wizard!" and "This is intense!"
by Maniac2002
it actully happens
by rick
Lightsabers will now be checked at the door to avoid a repeat of last Celebration's Darth Mauling rampage that left 89 dead and well over a thousand either injured or mentally scarred.
by The Guy With The Face
N'Sync preforms live! Oh wait...its II better than I...uhm....
by Logray X
George Lucas finally washed his flannel collection. Phew!
by Darth Penelope
Four words: No Jar Jar Binks!!!
by Darth Rex
the only way we will see jar-jar is the bloody bodys in the street of those who will dress up like him
by deadstormtrooper
Cause 2 is always better than 1
by N8
Harry Knowles not there to spoil anything.
by Frank McGuffen
Due to darker tone of Ep. 2, the young, Britney loving fans are replaced by older, Depeche Mode fans. Mass "Personal Jesus" sightings are reported.
by Hal Emmerich
3 words: NO SODA CANS
by Miana Kenobi
Yoda fighting?
by Clay
Jar Jare keeps his pants on
by Alan Reap
by
Celebration II to feature more mature storyline and less Jar Jar
by ComicKook
Because it is the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be (until Episode III comes out of course)
by GolfCart34
Because it can't get any worse...
by BarRat
Now they have a arcade shooter gallery: Hit the Trekkie, win a prize!
by Super_G
Autograph signings by Ray Park's amputee stunt double!
by Super_G
New in the gift shop: Exploding Titanic models and Harry Potter vodoo dolls!
by Super_G
Free copies of the Holiday Special!
by Super_G
II is twice as much as I
by Patrick
Luke and Biggs will has sex at it
by Captain Dumbass
The likelihood of Jar Jar being wiped out by a rogue fan has increased.
by Akara
There was a Celebration 1?
by R@ndom
Everyone knows that two is better than one...
by Sir Azzameen
because of the hottie! (Hayden!!!)
by cheeka/h
I'm going to be there--what other reason do you need?
by rabid cow
Sequals are always good!
by Kadabra790
yoda doesnt exist!
by turkster
No Jar-Jar!
by Epyons Force
This year Yoda won't spike the punch with the stuff he smuggled in inside his gimmer stick
by Sir Calvin
Two words: No JAR-JAR!!!
by DarthCute
Sequels are always better!
by Roger Clemente
it is for atack of the clones
by kenobi0004
More lightsabers!
by Fango Jett
The Fett family barbecue.
by ice-9
More clones working = shorter lines.
by Ken Benobi
Video clip of Padme in "Girls Gone Wild"
by Mace Windu
Because episode 2 will be better than episode 1!
by Jedi Knight 666
by
It is in INDIANA!
by Me
God willing... Less Jar Jar.
by Black Sun
Jango Fett is scheduled to fly over the crowd, showering them with glitterstim. (Or Pixi Stix, whichever is more readily available.)
by Gidman
All the Jar Jar costumes should have been set of fire now
by Patrcik
Because it has an extra "I"
by Barry
because its the second one
by ben_hollingbery@hotmail.com
by a
instead of just burning luke efigees there will also be burning jar jar efigees
by Brayton
Less Jar Jar
by Darth Mir
duh, it's Episode II!!!!
by Mara Jinn
One word, N'SYNC ! JuSt KidDing !
by C-P.O Box R2D2
Jar Jar won't be invited !
by C-P.O Box R2D2
No more pesky Klingons throwing stuffed Ewoks at you!
by Darth Jed
LESS JAR-JAR
by Seth Babin
two words, "Jango Fett."
by thrawn's lackey
Star Wars: Episode I vs. Star Wars : Episode II. Need I say more?
by MasterYodaSkywalker
Jar Jar! DUH!
by George Lucas's pet Plad-ipus
by
It"s closer to where I live!
by Ryan Cassens
fsdf
by sdfsfsdf
This time. . . Fried Ewok on a Stick!
by The Other Jedi Guy
Guests of the Celebration can reserve lodging at the prestigious Lucky "U" Motel.
by Personal Palpatine
It may not be better, but it will make more money and leave us wanting Celebration III even more!
by grob
because i have blocked the memory of episode 1 from my mind, therefore it MUST be better than that ...other one
by Brian
by
No annoying Jake Lloyd wannabees... yeesh
by Cerryn Terrik
Because its Celebration II , ya jerk!
by Dark Peon of the Sith
Three words:No Jar Jar!!!!!!!!!!
by Wedge Antilles 72
they are celebraiting a movie without jar jar
by jerenobody
The mere presence of Michonne Bourriague (as Aurra Sing)
by ColoradoJedi
It wont it will have half of it missing but the rebels woll still feel the power of this armed and fully operational umm... convention
by Grand Moff Stueykins
It will end with Yoda kicking ass rather the the hammed up death of Qui-Gon (or am i confusing life and films again?)
by Grand Moff Stueykins
Because this time it's personal
by Grand Moff Stueykins
Less flannel, more banta stew
by cloned_Jedi
I'm Not There!
by Neo-Kam Kenobi
No "yup-nub" song...no, wait... wrong "Celebration II"...never mind.
by snowdog83
There's going to be a love scene in this one!!!
by Chase Bakce
It Wasen't.
by Jonny Henderson
I won't be there, so who cares?
by Padawan Drew
Three words: Natalie Portmans Breasts
by Mr. Data's Undies
Will Wheaton has volenteered to beat up Patrick Stewart for charity
by Mr. Data's Undies
Cause we already know that Jar Jar wont be around
by WildSyco
Count Dooku will say "whom do you serve" some fans reply Saurman(whoops wrong movie)
by James Canup
People know there will be minimum Jarjar Apearance
by davewalker
No Jar-Jar
by Jaro Warren
by
After people remember the mayhem at Celebration I, most fans will say "screw it" and bring real lightsabers and blasters to get through lines.
by Darth Pep
Indianapolis citizens scared of "those smelly star thing people" and the city free to roam.
by Crisby-Wan
Four words: 'Whack the Jar-Jar'
by z O O t
more expression o the dark Side of the Force. the dreaded Jar Jar clones.
by EwanMcLover
More Roman numerals
by ickabod147
2. Weird Al will make another parody song
by Tallon Kaardgamer
Who can beat up Jar Jar to a bloody pulp contest
by ssyoda
Becasuse Insane Pigs Shoot Wombles to the moon Like a Salmon being entered by the head of david hassellhofs pet frog 'wolfie'
by Nobby Solano
Its the sequel, sequels are always better then the originals. Isnt that right Jar Jar ?
by BrenDarklighter
Because size matters!
by Darth Penelope
Bigger, better, faster, more!
by Darth Penelope
Special guest appearance by the Flanneled One himself...
by Darth Penelope
Special guest appearance by Howard the Duck
by Darth Penelope
Anakin Jumping of high flying speeders!
by Zep Dek
All the make-up will not be running down everyone's faces thanks to lots of rain.
by Darth Orrie
We celebrate Anakin Skywalker disobeying the code and turning bad. Hip-Hip Horray.
by Storm
No rain! (trust me, I was their.)
by Kango Fett
No more pesky Jawas buggin' ya for anti-Stimulants
by Rainbow Six: Rogue Saber
no rain!!
by Beth
Hayden Christensen.
by breakaleg
Better organization: this time William Shatner won't be making an appearance.
by Alastair "HappyBob" Craig
More corn means bigger fans!
by Nick
that guy over there
by There was a Celebration I?
by
George Lucas himself will be giving authentic working lightsabers to whoever writes the best Episode III script.
by The Guy With The Face
(Insert Jar-Jar joke here)
by Darth Gimpy
Old saying: "It takes II to Jango"
by Dr. Lobot
Cause it's II cool! ( sorry for corny joke!)
by your name here
what is to celebrate?
by kluster
because its the second one
by MONKEY MAN
There will be a million Jango Fetts in the phone book.
by Darth Serious
Because it has more than 1 I.
by Stayed on Target
Spider-Man is the best you fat slobbar fucks
by faggots star wars is for the gay
Senator Jar Jar Binks... 4 words to make you laugh!
by Rotule
by
Double the Fetts to go around!
by Jeda
Less Jar Jar publicity....
by Mrs.McGregor
No geeky midget and annoying reptile
by fart
The brutal beating of a gungan.
by Aubri
Gandalf remembers the marshmellows
by yoda2k
No Jar Jar's!!!!!!!!!!
by Mara Jinn
Watching "Jango Fett" beat the crap out of "Darth Maul"
by Barf Later
I will be there
by Bwca
Yo quero Margarita? ;)
by JenArwen
Jar Jar will be replaced by the equally annoying Ja Rule, who will also provide vocals for "howard the duck"
by may binks die
No Jake Loid
by Schmatz
Because I will be in it again.
by Captain Dumbass
Didn't go to Celebration 1, it stunk. Won't go to Celebration 2, it'll stink.
by Red Oktobur
BECAUSE I WAS FIRST IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!
by BOBAFREAK