Uses For A Dead Tauntaun
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. Two words ... beef jerky (dont worry about the smell ... its just chewy!)
by sarlik

9. Wear the skin and jump out at door-to-door salesmen while screaming like a banshee.
by Jedi_Mater_Allya

8. Storing copies of the Star Wars Holiday Special.
by Gua-Pa Botom

7. A big tauntaun rug
by Yoshi

6. Air Freshener for a Hutt.
by Jes

5. McDonalds burgers
by Jedi Girl of Corellia

4. A character with more screen presence than Jar Jar
by Dirk Hardpeck

3. Beer warmer (British Jedi only)
by Emperor Palpatim

2. One word: Cheese
by Araviah

1. Something's gotta bait the Gungan traps!
by Chris Z.

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10. Space heater
by cool_kyle_15

9. Sacrifice it to Baal
by Bubba_Bond

8. Mmm...Barbeque.
by Falang

7. Clearsil substitute for those whiny kids from Tantoine
by tajwahid

6. Beats me, but the Park Ranger's will have something to day about it.
by Darth Letterman

5. Keep it in the laundry room....it smells better than some peoples dirty socks.
by Yoda

4. Relive some epic moments from the "Weekend at Bernie's" films.
by Mr. Poodoo

3. I'm not sure, but I know Martha Stewart could make a lovely centerpiece out of it.
by samspanner

2. New ingredient in Spam.
by Baron Mel

1. Wookie Food
by Sam Morgan

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10. They make a great bath robe.
by Matt Priddy

9. Ammo for a stinkbomb
by Psychopath Boba Fett

8. Shred it, roll it up, & smoke it. Pass it to me now!
by PunkDog

7. Well, *anythings* better then roast ewok again...
by Psychodelic Jedi

6. Giant fur coat for Rosie or Oprah
by Judd-I Nighty night

5. Tauntaun slippers.. lots of 'em!
by Fox609

4. Present for mother in law
by Cody Williard

3. Convert into 'albino Wookie scalps' to sell to bounty hunters with inferior skills.
by nerfherder

2. Prize for challenge on new Survivor series
by el finko

1. Glitterstim filled pinata
by Salbran2@home.com