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Reasons why Star Wars is better than the Matrix
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(NB: List may contain spoilers if you haven't seen Matrix Reloaded & Revolutions)

  1. Because Yoda REALLY DOES know Kung-Fu.
    by Darth Hideous

  2. Mace Windu could kick the crap out of Morpheus, even in the Matrix.
    by Kenpasck

  3. Loose robes are much easier to put on in the morning than tight leather.
    by Boinga

  4. Spaceships fly in actual space, not in cramped toilet tubes.
    by Boinga

  5. Jedi Knights don't need sunglasses to make them look cool.
    by Timberline_Ridge

  6. Even a kid can understand the Star Wars plot.
    by Mortichro

  7. The droids and computers do what they tell them to do.
    by TP

  8. At least OUR clones have nifty armor...even if it isn't good for much.
    by Retrokid007

  9. Because R2-D2 could take down the entire Matrix with one well-timed hack.
    by Darth Jester

  10. Matrix has one The One, and Star Wars has The Chosen One and Obi-One.
    by Kashyap2

  11. Star Wars has Anthony Daniels play a robot - The Matrix has Neo played by a robot.
    by Kashyap2

  12. You don't need pills to understand Yoda's teachings.
    by Kashyap2

  13. Instead of " There is no Spoon " you get " Feel the Power of the Forks ! "
    by BrenDarklighter

  14. Neo can dodge bullets, but Luke doesn't have to cuz stormtroopers can't shoot!!
    by Rogue_0009

  15. It's as if a 1000 male voices cried out at once "Golden Bikini!"
    by JenArwen

  16. Our wooden acting is more convincing.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  17. Star Wars didn't fall apart after two movies. It took four.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  18. Zion is a bigger craphole than Dagobah.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  19. C-3PO has more facial expressions than Keanu.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  20. It only took one trilogy for The Matrix to go bad.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  21. I don't see any Matrix plush toys, do you?
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  22. I didn't want my money back after watching Star Wars.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  23. Yoda's grammar slightly better then Keanu Reeves'
    by

  24. SW Prequel dialogue is at a 5th grade reading level; Keanu Reeves' is at 4th (Whoa).
    by anonymous

  25. Star Wars has an ending.
    by Kashyap2

  26. I'm looking forward to seeing Star Wars 3.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  27. People in the Matrix are too optimistic ("He is the One", "I believe in him"), as opposed to Star Wars ("I have a bad feeling about this...").
    by Fettish

  28. Un-named background characters in 'Matrix' don't get an action figure and novel.
    by anonymous

  29. There's a holiday special! And TWO Ewoks movies!
    by Vinny

  30. No-one camps out to see the Matrix.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  31. You need a reason? Did you not see Revolutions?????
    by purplefacedmonkey

  32. Because while watching Revolutions, even appearances from Jar Jar, the Ewoks or Carrie Fisher singing would have been welcomed.
    by purplefacedmonkey

  33. In The Matrix, your name is Mouse. In Star Wars, you're Elan Sleazebaggano.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  34. Like the energizer bunny, star wars keeps going and going. Like a vacuum, the matrix just keeps sucking.
    by darth frenchy 2.0 (new and improved!)

  35. There's at least one good Star Wars game.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  36. 'Beneath the Dome' beats 'Animatrix' any day.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

  37. Comlinks are SO way cooler than pay phones.
    by Master Maverick

  38. All the emperor has to do is shoot electricity through his fingers and he would short out all the machines.
    by star22

  39. You don't need a degree in Philosophy to understand the script.
    by Orkimedes

  40. Shorter lines at the theater...
    by Darth Zordec

  41. We cloned an awesome Mandalorian bounty hunter, with strong armor, missiles, a jet pack, and dual blaster pistols. They cloned a guy in a suit. 'Nuff said.
    by Wormy the Destroyer

  42. Can the Nebuchadnezzar make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs?
    by Ash Kinsa

  43. Who needs French curses when you can have your pick of Corellian, Rodian, Huttese..........
    by Moi aussi, Trinity

  44. The power of the One is insignificant compared to the power of the Force
    by Moi aussi, Trinity

  45. Neo got killed trying to save Zion, Luke only lost a hand while saving the galaxy!!!
    by Adrian Akhavan

  46. A whiny Anakin is always better then a philosophical Keanu Reeves any day of the week.
    by Vincent

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