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Top 10 Ways to make the Chris Hanel PAY
by the readers of TheForce.Net

(Okay. I couldn't leave it at just a couple lists of Ten. At the price of having myself made fun of, i got the funniest batch of entries i've ever read. Enjoy. -Chris)

Terry Tate - TFN Humor Office linebacker!
by Jedi Fett

Make him update the top ten list from now until Boonta Eve, and ban him from using ANY 'Holiday Special' pics in the caption contest. (Of course, that eliminates 99% of the pics.....)
by Blow-Mi-One Canolli

Force the guy to make hourly updates to the largest N'Sync fansite on the net.
by The_Bishop

Make HIM make ep.7, 8, and 9!
by rancortooth

Have Barney give him a lap dance.
by BrenDarklighter

Show them half of Episode III, say you'll show the rest a week from now, and then don't! MUWA HA HA HA HA!!!!
by Newbie Wan Kenobi

Lock him in a room where he has to come up with Top Ten Submissions for months... and reject them all!
by Jana Jered

Somehow change all the times "Natalie Portman" is mentioned to "Captain Janeway"
by Jedi Fruitcake

Carbon freeze him. (That way, we get years and years of retribution!)
by ~Becky~

With Visa, because we don't take Imperial Express.
by soontide

Only 10????
by Gord Marquis

make him not change his underwear, until he changes the humour captions
by ggm1968

Let's put it this way- being slowy digested over a thousand years is too good for him.
by Rin

Ever heard of "Agressive Negotiations"?
by Oxymoron

Post false quotes from him all over the internet about how much he loved The Star Wars Holiday Special.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Simple. Jabba needs a new DAAANNNNNN-CEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!
by Falcona SkyWolf

1. KILL HIM! 2. Force him to watch the Star War Christmas Special 40 times in a row! 3. Force him to watch Star Trek: The Search for Spock 90 times in a row! 4. Force him to choose my entries!
by Gamingboy

Update NOW or we'll send in so many "Pull my finger" captions it's gonna make your head spin!
by Darth Sabe (the handmaiden in black)

Install AOL 8.0 on his Windows XP system, then remove most of the RAM
by Walter Danek

Force him to look at spoilers!
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Selling bootlegs of The Formula
by Andakin

Start "ChronoRadio is better than Digital Llama" threads on the JC.
by doggans

Make him watch MST3K movies but without the MST3K.
by Chase Peterson

SPAM!
by DRAGONFOX

"The Force has a great influence over the procrastinator."
by Chad Evans

Leave me alone with him with only some duct tape and Christian Aguilera posing as Padme and I assure you faster captioning by a 60% margin.
by LukeAnaSkywalker

Tell everyone it was HIS idea to make Greedo shoot first.
by HaHaRich!

Make him think of a new 'Star Wars Activity for Halloween' every week for MONTHS!
by Elad Avron

"Are we updated yet?" "No."
by Darth Davis

"Are we updated yet?" "No!"
by Darth Davis

"Are we updated yet?" "Stop It!"
by Darth Davis

"Are we updated yet?" "Quit It!"
by Darth Davis

"Are we updated yet?" "Don't mak me come over there!"
by Darth Davis

"Are we updated yet?" "I warned you!"
by Darth Davis

"Are we upda...ACK...ukk..." THUMP!
by Darth Davis

Steal his girlfriend. Just kidding! We all know he doesn't have one...
by Ben S. Gaulk

MORE SPAM!
by DRAGONFOX