Personal Ads Found On The Galactic HoloNet
by the readers of TheForce.Net
10. Single Blue Male
seeks cultured, attractive female. Must not be proficient with knives.
by Matt Stevenson
9. Green/male, seeking
female comanion I am. Enjoy cooking sludge I do, and long walks
in the swamp. Must remember that size matters not.
by Jedi Girl of Corellia
8. THBSF(Tall hairy brown
single female) seeking THBSM for serious realtionship. Rrrrarroror!
by Dark mark
7. Carbonite Clad Casanova
looking for someone to thaw me...
6. Lonely Male Hutt seeks
Female Hutt for friendship, possibly more. Do you like desert sunsets?
Call me! Must like Rancors and Gammoreans.
by Randall Flagg
5. I am a Threepio unit
in human/cyborg relations. I am fluent in over 6 million forms of
communication. Seeking protocol droid with large megabytes.
4. SWM, Jedi, 23, looking
for a SWF Jedi 20-30. You'll know my number.
3. Single, Rodian Male
seeks same for fun times, bounty hunting, target practice.
2. This IS the leggy-Twi-Lek-exotic-dancer-wearing-netting-and-chains
you?re looking for?
1. Desperately Seeking
by Kei-Cha Bopar
10. Looking for a woman
who's into tattoos, horns and guys without legs.
by Pepsi-One Cokenobi
9. Want to date the Queen
of Naboo? Well I look just like her - Sabe
by Emperoress Palpatine
8. Stormtrooper stationed
on Star Destroyer. To find me, ride in a suspicious ship and get
caught. I should be the guy following that humming toaster around
the detention area.
by Why should you know?
7. Single male Mon Calimari
looking for a nice girl with a big fish tank
6. Lord of the Sith,
Likes Heavy Breathing, destroying world and devotion to ancient
religions and sorcerer ways. Leather is a plus.
by Peter Tutham
5. I, female space-smuggler,
saw you, stinking and in need for a haircut. Would you be my co-pilot?
by Darth Rex
4. H'nemthe female looking
for male, tall, quiet, likes to be eviscerated.
by Max Grey
3. Female Jawa. I have
beautiful eyes and, uh, let's see here... well I have beautiful
eyes, that's all that matters, anyways, right?
by Maul, Jr.
2. SF Ugnaught looking
to melt your carbonite! Hardworking sow with ivory white tusks and
a beard of silk is looking for a hunka-hunka burnin' bacon. Send
1. Lonely star pilot
in need of mate. (willing to compromise on species)
by Dewana Wanga