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Top 46 suggestion by guest editor Cirrocco
Submissions edited by guest editor Cirrocco, who thought your entries were SO brilliant, there are three lists this week.

1. THX Surround Sound
   by Bob Fett

2. Acme Rocket Boots
   by Wookie-Ewok 212

3. "DO NOT PULL UNDER PENALTY OF LAW" tag
   by Jazz Jedi

4. A towel.
   by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

5. Windshield Wipers
   by Stephon

6. Child-proof seal "Luke, help me take this mask off" "Sure, let me just...uh...damn...this is not easy..."
   by obijohngordon

7. A holding-bay for his other, younger, smaller son, that he built out of spare prosthetics, (more love, less whine)
   by GOU

8. a speech synthesizer with a few alternative voices; Stephen Hawking, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, the sky is the limit!
   by GOU

9. The Black and Decker Automatic Hand Repair Unit
   by Kessel 12

10. Coin Activated Self Destruct System
    by rust

11. A happy face mask, defeats the purpose the suit.
    by mljedi

12. Popcorn machine (funnier if you've seen specific Star Wars spoofs)
    by Jelp

13. Shiatsu Massage attachments
    by Brian

14. the amazing Rap-O-Matic(tm). now you too can rap like any 2 bit foo' with a mike!
    by Brian

15. **Anything** Borg like. ;-D
    by Brian

16. headlights!
    by Brian

17. E-Z bake oven
    by Brian

18. Chia Pet emplacements
    by Brian

19. pogo stick boots
    by Brian

20. floatation devices.
    by Brian

21. Anything that is activated by that big, red button on his chest.
    by Bird_of_Prey

22. Built-in TV monitor and VCR so he can watch Star Wars during lunchbreak. Oh, wait....
    by Tom Blonde-adill

23. A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle of it.
    by Bird_of_Prey

24. An Eloro-maga-grogoron?! And no, I don't know what that is ether.
    by Bird_of_Prey

25. A button that triggers the transmitter inside Vader's body. (hey, nobody ever said he actually took that thing *out.*) >:)
    by The Curser (in every sense of the word)

26. a sense of humor
    by tractor

27. A tenloss disrupter rifle. Those things r cool (btw, does anyone BESIDES me play that game?)
    by The Curser (in every sense of the word)

28. Bat-O-Rang
    by Kashyap2

29. Flubber Boots
    by Kashyap2

30. Musical Jewellery Box
    by Kashyap2

31. Ghost Buster Gun for fighting Spirits of Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Christmas Future.
    by Kashyap2

32. Kazoo
    by Kashyap2

33. Rack and pinion steering
    by Darth Jar Jar

34. Electric Pencil Sharpener
    by Darth Beavis

35. Solitaire game
    by disruptor

36. smoke detector
    by Disruptor

37. waffle iron
    by Disruptor

38. "Pull My Finger" joke removal unit
    by Nemesis

39. A chainsaw for a hand.
    by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

40. The Clapper
    by Peter

41. NASCAR sponsor stickers
    by Voices

42. Lava Lamp
    by 2old2bJedi

43. A big plastic Mallet
    by Nya

44. The big red button that goes 'Darth Vader to the rescue!' if you press it
    by Young woo

45. hairdryer, is it 46 yet?
    by White Bat

46. Air conditioning
    by Francis Mayne