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Top 46 Cool Things about Being a Clone
by the readers of TheForce.Net

To the regular readers of this, I'm pretty sure (though not positive) that this breaks the streak held by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards for making the list. Can someone confirm this for me? It's 2:57 AM and i'm beat. Anyways, Rin, great run. If you turn out to be Dave Barry or some other great humorist... you still can't have my job. :)

46. The fact that we're all individuals......well, I'm not! (God bless Monty Python)
by DarthQ

45. That you were made by the beautiful Taun We! Woo hoo!
by JediPat

44. BIRTHDAYS!! More presnts than you can possibly imagine
by ThrawnsClone

43. KIWI ACCENT!!!!
by z00t

42. if you ever need a kidney...........
by k@e

41. You don't care what anyone else thinks...because you already know!
by Dex1138

40. I'd finally be able to scratch that spot in the middle of my back.
by Porto John

39. Everytime you go to fight someone it's a clone war.
by carboitehydrates

38. I dunno, let me ask K348... no, she doesn't know, hey, K848...
by Kenya Starflight

37. Double Mint Gum tastes that much better.
by carbonitehydrates

36. When you go up aginst the bullies at school and they reply, "You and what army?" you now can have a clone army....
by Aaron

35. Big red noses....Huge feet....Oh, you mean a Clone!
by poz

34. WHOOO ! SHINY WHITE ARMOR THAT DOES NOTHING !!! YAHOO !
by BrenDarklighter

33. "Dude, can I borrow that killer sweater of yours?" "Will it fit?" "DUDE, WE ARE CLONES!!!"
by Darth_Dave

32. Never having to pay child support because a DNA test proves nothing.
by Darth_Dave

31. Your girlfriend can kill him when she's mad at you.
by CMarie

30. You can sleep with your clone brother's really hot girlfriend, and chances are pretty good she won't catch on. (Note: This is also a cool thing about being a changeling.)
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli

29. Your cells age at twice the normal rate- work this angle and you're drivin' by 8!
by RU ARTOO?

28. Group discounts!
by Obi Von Mando

27. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob231

26. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob245

25. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob462

24. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob864

23. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob409

22. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob172

21. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob874

20. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob712

19. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob395

18. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted.
by Bob395

17. If one of you gets famous, everybody gets laid.
by Inebriated Wyrm

16. It beats being a Borg.
by doggans

15. You can sue Napster for letting there be two of you.
by carboitehydrates

14. TF.N get one more reader with each new clone of me..
by carboitehydrates

13. Now you can put TWO U's in your name!
by Daniel Glasglow

12. You can yell "I know you are but what am I" at each other for DAYS
by Evil the Cat

11. If someone tries to say their your father, you know right away they're lying(rather them having to worm the answer out of Yoda.)
by Luke Skywalker

10. You get to... well, attack...
by Zarm R'keeg

9. Wherever you go, there you are. And THERE you are. And there and there and there...
by Darth Hack

8. That big fat Xerox advertising contract.
by SealyJedi

7. "Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody looks the saaaaaaaame"
by SealyJedi

6. Just ask anybody in the pop music industry.
by Oxymoron

5. It's much easier to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
by AshFalling

4. What, the probability of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is aproximately 3,720 to 1? Place an order for 3,721 clones.
by Darth Mike

3. Better chance, statistically, of having your- *BAM* OWWWWW!!! GIMME THAT!!!!
by Bob 319 & Chris Hanel

2. *shots fired, people screaming, a violent Humor Editor Takes the keyboard*
by Chris Hanel & A lot of Dead Clones

1. Thank you. All those repsonsible for the previous chain submission have been sacked. Enjoy the rest of the website.
by ditto!

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