Top Ten Things R2-D2 Really Says
by the readers of TheForce.Net

10. "I can't really breath in here!!!"
by Giancarlo & Piero Bockos-wookiees@iol.it

9. "C-3PO........ I've always loved you."
by Wickenstein

8. "Eee-gad! Someone's just installed MS Windows in my memory! Get it out! Get it--oh look! A little bunny rabbit. I will call him George and love him and hug him and . . ."
by Darth Gator

7. "Does this robotic suit make me look fat?"
by Kosmo

6. "I'm not the droid your looking for"
by senator bill

5. "Danger! Danger!!!!!!! Will Robinson!"
by Darth Gator

4. "Hey, if you're such a great Jedi Knight, how come I gotta *roll* everywhere I wanna go?"
by Salana

3. "Seriously George, I WILL be getting more than scale for this, right? George?"
by The Random Ranger

2. "Get this overgrown "Oscar" away from me!"
by Paul Kmiec

1. "What do you mean, you don't ever remember owning a droid?!"
by Darth Sidious